Chapter 97: Birthday Song

My parents will call really early in the morning, because I decided to be born really early in the morning. – Evie

Just as it had ever since Evie moved out, her phone started ringing at 3:17 the morning of her birthday. At the same time, Tank and Ink’s phones also began ringing. Ink handed the phone to Evie, who was on the other man’s shoulder.

Answering all three phones, her parents began singing happy birthday.

“Happy birthday to the last child to stretch out my vagina!” Dixie yelled and Evie laughed. She wasn’t sure if she was laughing at her mother or her men. They both choked in surprise.

“Happy birthday to the vagina who pushed me out. I know, dad, it’s actually the uterus that pushes but that’s not going to get quite the same reaction.”

“As long as you know.” Isaac laughed. “What are your plans?”

“Same as you. Once we get off the phone, I’m getting laid.” She smiled as Ink laid his phone on Tank’s chest with the other two.

“Always good plans.” Israel said and Dixie giggled.