"๐ฅ๐ข ๐ฑ๐๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ข๐ฐ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐จ๐ข ๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ฏ๐ถ ๐ก๐๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ฌ๐ฒ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฑ โ ๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ฅ๐๐ก."
โ ๐ฒ๐ซ๐จ๐ซ๐ฌ๐ด๐ซ.
[ZEKE]
The crying is starting to piss me off.
Elioโs wife hasnโt shut up since the bullet tore through her husbandโs skull. It wasnโt even a messy shotโclean, precise, almost surgical. He didnโt suffer. I couldโve made it worse, but Iโm not feeling particularly cruel today.
I slide the gun back into my jacket, welcoming it back against my ribs like an old friend. My eyes trail lazily to the body on the floor. Elioโs eyes are wide open, lips parted like he still thinks he can talk his way out of this. He canโt. Not anymore.
Marco crouches down beside him, clicking his tongue. โCarpet cost too much,โ he mutters, poking at the blood pooling under Elioโs head. โStupid prick couldnโt even bleed somewhere convenient.โ Milo joins him, and together they carry the body outside.
His wife in the corner is still sobbingโthose dry, hiccuping cries that have lost their edge. That first wave of panic has passed. Now itโs just grief clawing at what littleโs left. Sheโs accepted it, whether she knows it or not.
I turn away from her and look at the girl she brought in earlier.
Her.Vanceโs daughter.
The irony isnโt lost on me. Of all the women in the worldโฆ it had to be her. The one person who ever touched me in anger and lived to tell the tale. A humiliating slap years agoโand I let her walk away. I donโt even know why. Maybe it was the way her eyes burned like she wasnโt afraid of the devil in front of her. Maybe because, back then, I wasnโt quite the devil yet.
And now?
Now she looks like her worldโs been torn apart. Not crying. Not screaming. Just... frozen. Like her brainโs still catching up. Like she still thinks this is a nightmare sheโll wake up from. Her wrists are raw, her lower lip is split, and her eyes are wide with something between disbelief and horror.
I watch her. Beautiful but broken.
For a second, just a second, I feel it againโthat itch of something I thought I buried. A part of me wonders if I should let her go. Because of that night. Because she reached into a part of me no one else ever touched, and didnโt flinch.
But I donโt do even.
I go too far. Always have. Always will.
She sways on her feet, and I know sheโs about to drop before she even moves. Thenโthudโshe hits the ground like a broken doll, limbs limp, pale hair splayed across the floor like a halo twisted out of place.
Marco steps back into the room, sees her collapsed there, and smirks. โSheโll get used to it.โ
I glance at him. โCamilla, was it?โ
He nods. โYeah. Name fits the face?โ
Camilla.
No.
Camilla sounds cunning. Calculated. She should be named something softer. Sweeter. Something I can whisper in the dark right before I ruin her.
Doesnโt matter what the world calls her.
Sheโs mine now.
My doll.
I tilt my head, smirk tugging at the corner of my mouth as I watch her lie there, unconscious and helpless. All that fire buried beneath fear and broken pride. Itโll come back. Iโll drag it out of her, piece by piece. And when she screams, itโll be my name in her throat.
โLooks like the wedding will have to wait,โ I murmur.
But not for long.
I crouch beside Elioโs wife, fingers tangling in her hair. She flinches hard, like she expects the barrel of my gun again. She should. Her tears smear across her face, and her breath hitches as I lean in.
โYouโre still useful,โ I say, dragging her to her feet. She stumbles, trembling, trying not to meet my eyes. Good. Fear looks better on her than that fake grief sheโs hoping will save her.
โYouโll make sure my bride looks perfect,โ I tell her, letting go only when Iโm sure she wonโt fall.
Her lip trembles. I lean close, speaking slow enough even her shock-drowned brain can follow.
โIf thereโs as much as a scratch on her when I come backโฆ if she so much as chips a nail while under your watchโโ I trail my finger along her jaw, then tap it lightly, right where her temple meets the bone. โThe next bullet goes here. No warning. No monologue.โ
She nods so fast it looks like sheโs seizing. โY-yes. Yes, Iโโ
โDonโt speak unless she needs you to,โ I cut in, straightening. โAnd donโt ever look at me again like you looked at him.โ
Her mouth clamps shut.
Marco watches from the doorway, arms folded, gaze bored. โShould I call the tailor?โ
I glance once again at the unconscious mess on the floor.
โYeah,โ I say. โSheโll need something white.โ
Even if itโs the last pure thing she ever wears.
***
The ember of my cigarette flares in the dark, a small, glowing defiance against the silence. I stand on the patio outside her room, watching the fountain water splash across the marble and onto my bare feet. Itโs cold. I donโt move. Let the water touch me. Let it try to chill me. Nothing gets through the layers Iโve built.
This is the only moment Iโve had to myself all night. And like every other moment I try to claim, it doesnโt last.
โWas it necessary?โ Danteโs voice rasps behind me.
I exhale smoke, watching it curl like a ghost. I donโt turn around. I donโt need to. I can already see himโhis graying hair slicked back, those lines etched deeper across his face. Heโs aging too fastโthis life does thatโbut thereโs still steel in his spine. Sixty years old and still a lion in a cage of wolves. Good. Iโd hate to bury him too soon.
โElio was loyal,โ Dante adds. โStupid, maybe. But loyal.โ
I shake my head slowly. โLoyalty means shit when itโs misdirected. He wouldโve had me marry a decoy. He was willing to gamble with my legacy. If Marco hadnโt found outโโ
โHe brought the real girl in the end. He brought her to you,โ Dante cuts in, stepping closer.
I turn my head just enough to look at him. โAfter I had a gun to his head. After I threatened to cut him into pieces and feed them to my hounds.โ
Dante stares at me. His silence is more accusing than anything he could say out loud.
I flick ash into the fountain. โYou taught me to send a message. I just made sure it echoed.โ
โYou killed him in front of his wife,โ he says.
I finally face him fully. โAnd she screamed like a dying dog. You think anyone else in this house will make the same mistake now? No. Sheโll be the loudest warning Iโve ever left alive.โ
โYouโve gone too far.โ
โToo far?โ I laugh dryly. โThereโs no such thing in this world. Thereโs only whoโs still breathing and who isnโt. And youโre the one who taught me to be merciless, remember?โ
He looks at me like heโs seeing a monster he helped raiseโand maybe he is. But Iโm no Frankensteinโs creation. I built myself. Bone by bone. Scar by scar.
โWhat are you getting me for the wedding, old man?โ I ask, letting the sarcasm coat my voice.
โThis wedding might blow up in your face.โ
โThen let it. Weโll be armed and waiting this time.โ
I move to the edge of the patio lined by a continuous hedge, watching the ocean beyond. Endless, black, wild. Like the path I chose. Like the man I became.
โVance wouldโve pledged his loyalty to me no matter who I marriedโas long as I said it was his daughter. But thisโฆโ I tilt my head, feeling amused. โThis is his real daughter. The one he hid. The one he protected. The one he didnโt want me to find.โ
I smile to myself.
โThatโs real power, Dante. Not just forcing a manโs handโฆ but taking what he loves most and making it mine.โ
He still doesnโt respond.
I close my eyes for a second, listening to the crash of the waves, the hiss of the wind, the distant sound of someone sobbing inside.
โSheโs just a girl,โ he finally says.
โSheโs his girl.โ I tap ash again. โAnd now sheโs mine.โ
โI hope you know what youโre doing,โ Dante mutters before leaving.
I donโt respond. I never do when men like him start sounding like fathers. I wasnโt made to hope. I was made to take.
I crush the cigarette between my fingers and flick the still-burning filter into the fountain. It sizzles, smoke curling up like a dying breath, then vanishes beneath the water.
Like Elio.
I head back inside, stop by her side and look down.
Sheโs still unconscious, curled on the bed like something tender thatโs been dropped too many times. A ribbon of hair falls across her cheek, pale gold like sunlight on frost. And her lipsโฆ
I stare at them for too long.
Too soft. Too pink. They look like theyโd bruise if I kissed them.
Unfortunate, really. That fate handed her to me.
She couldโve had a life. A boring, useless little life with some small-town boy who bought her flowers and took her to diners and asked her how her day was. Instead, she was born to him. Vance. And worseโshe was born beautiful. Thatโs two curses.
And now sheโs here, in my bed. My prisoner. My bride.
She stirs.
As if on cue, her lashes flutter open. Her body tenses instantly, like prey sensing the predator in the room. When her eyes land on me, she gasps and scrambles back, pressing herself to the headboard like itโll save her.
She trembles.
I smile, and crouch down.
Then I draw my gun.
She sees it and swallows hard, but to her credit, she doesnโt cry. Not yet.
โWhat do you want from me?โ she whispers, voice cracking.
I tilt my head, amused. โAre you asking because you think you have a choice?โ
She freezes.
โYouโre not here to want anything,โ I murmur. โYouโre here because your blood makes you valuable. Because he kept you hidden. Because fate is cruel enough to hand you to me.โ
She breathesโbarely.
โYou remember me,โ she says suddenly. Quiet. A whisper trying not to die.
My eyes narrow.
She knows.
That one moment years agoโher hand across my face, fire in her eyes. She thought she could touch me and walk away.
And I let her.
I shouldโve broken her back then.
I lean closer. โYou donโt know what youโre talking about.โ
But I do.
That fire still flickers under her fear. Iโll drown it.
โEat.โ I nod toward the tray beside the bed. โYouโll need your strength.โ
She doesnโt move. Just stares at me with those wide and terrified, pretty blue eyes.
I let her look. Let her feel the weight of me.
Then I turn toward the door, fingers on the knob.
โOur weddingโs in four hours,โ I say without looking back.
The door clicks shut behind me.
She can tremble all she wants. Fight it, fear it, beg for her old life back.
But itโs too late.
She belongs to me now.
She just doesnโt know what that means yet.
"๐๐ฅ๐ข ๐ช๐๐ก๐ข ๐ช๐ข ๐ฃ๐ข๐ข๐ฉ ๐ฅ๐๐ฑ๐ข, ๐ก๐ข๐ฐ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ข, ๐๐ซ๐ค๐ข๐ฏ, ๐ฉ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ฑ, ๐๐ซ๐ก ๐ฐ๐ฌ๐ช๐ข๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ค ๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ซ ๐ช๐ฌ๐ฏ๐ข ๐ก๐๐ซ๐ค๐ข๐ฏ๐ฌ๐ฒ๐ฐโ๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ณ๐ข."โ ๐ฒ๐ซ๐จ๐ซ๐ฌ๐ด๐ซ.Fucking a stranger in the washroom of a hospital while my classmateโs stepfather lay dying in the ER has to be my worst sin. But let me back up a bit, because this story starts with a bangโwell, not that kind of bang.It starts with me, Camilla Dawson, sitting in the hospital lounge, tapping my foot impatiently. I hate hospitals. The odd chemical smell, the beeping machines, the constant reminder of mortality. I promised myself Iโd never set a foot here again after finally being free of the regular visits. But here I am, waiting for news about Claireโs stepfather, because that's what friends do.And maybe my presence here tonight will finally convince her that I care about her. Iโve failed to keep the act up lately.Truth be told, I think it's better if the man kicks the bucket. He's a total dick, always making Claire
"๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ซ ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ข ๐ก๐ข๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฉ ๐ฃ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฐ ๐ฆ๐ซ ๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ณ๐ข, ๐ฆ๐ฑ'๐ฐ ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ข ๐ช๐ฌ๐ฐ๐ฑ ๐ฅ๐๐ฒ๐ซ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ค๐ฉ๐ถ ๐๐ข๐๐ฒ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐ฒ๐ฉ ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ค ๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ฏ. ๐๐ซ๐ก ๐ถ๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐ฅ๐ฌ๐ฒ๐ฉ๐ก ๐๐ข ๐ฑ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ข๐ก ๐ฃ๐ฌ๐ฏ ๐ฅ๐ข ๐ด๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฉ ๐ค๐ฌ ๐ฑ๐ฌ ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ข ๐ก๐ข๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐ฐ๐ฑ ๐ก๐ข๐ญ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ฐ ๐ฌ๐ฃ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ฉ๐ฉ ๐ฃ๐ฌ๐ฏ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ฏ."โ ๐ฒ๐ซ๐จ๐ซ๐ฌ๐ด๐ซ.Eight years laterโฆ[ZEKE]I donโt like being tricked. But what I hate even more is when something I donโt expect happens. Thereโs nothing more infuriating than being out of control. If only at a single step. Elioโs face blends well with the white interiors of the private hospital room by the time I get there with Marco. When my gaze lands on him, he visibly flinches, even though I have not yet fired the bullet. Heโs probably pissed himself, but I ignore him for now, diverting my attention to the woman whoโs living the last moments of her life. An unremarkable face, dark hair that's matted from the days of imprisonmentโand even then I know she wouldn't stand out in a crowd. Sheโs fo
"โ ๐ฐ๐๐ด ๐ช๐๐ค๐ฆ๐ ๐ฆ๐ซ ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฐ ๐ข๐ถ๐ข๐ฐ. ๐๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฑ๐ถ, ๐ก๐๐ฏ๐จ, ๐๐ข๐๐ฒ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐ฒ๐ฉ ๐ช๐๐ค๐ฆ๐ ." โ ๐๐ฆ๐ ๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ข ๐๐ถ๐ฌ๐ซ๐ฐ[CAMI]The bass thrums through my veins as I sip my drink, leaning against the bar. The club is just loud enough, just wild enoughโexactly what I need tonight. No overthinking, no stress, no impending disaster looming over me. Just music, a drink, and the chance to momentarily forget about the corporate world that I have to dive into again tomorrow.Claire leans into me, her blonde waves brushing against my shoulder as she nudges me with her elbow. โCami, maroon shirt, two o'clock. He's staring at you.โI roll my eyes but canโt help the slight lift of my lips. Claire has this awful habit of playing matchmaker whenever we go out. Still, I glance over my shoulder, keeping it casual. And, wellโhello, tall, dark, and fine. The guy oozes confidence, one corner of his mouth tilting into a smirk as he raises his glass in a silent toast. Thenโฆ he winks.Oh, fantastic. An
"๐๐ข๐ฉ๐ฉ ๐ช๐ข ๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ฏ๐ถ ๐ฑ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐๐ฉ๐ข ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ค ๐ถ๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ก๐ฆ๐ก, ๐๐ซ๐ก ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฑ ๐ช๐ข ๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ณ๐ข ๐ถ๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐๐ซ๐ถ๐ด๐๐ถ."โ ๐๐ก๐ค๐๐ฏ ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐ซ ๐๐ฌ๐ข[CAMI]I wake up with a groan, my back sore, my legs too stiff to move. After blinking a few times, I notice the ceiling isnโt familiar at all. Propping myself up on my elbows, I lift myself, wincing. The dull throb in my head wonโt stop. What the fuck is this place? Iโm on a large round bed covered with the softest mattress, covered in a smooth red blanket, a water fountain being the view in front of me through floor to ceiling high windows. The light in the room is warm, just perfectโsomething I imagined Iโd have in my apartment some day. But this is not my apartment, and I absolutely do not remember coming here. I dig my fingers into my hair, shutting my eyes to focus. To remember. It all rushes back in like an acid reflux. The strange man in the hat. Being grabbed from behind, smelling something that knocked me out. F
"๐ฅ๐ข ๐ฑ๐๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ข๐ฐ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐จ๐ข ๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ฏ๐ถ ๐ก๐๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ฌ๐ฒ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฑ โ ๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ฅ๐๐ก."โ ๐ฒ๐ซ๐จ๐ซ๐ฌ๐ด๐ซ.[ZEKE]The crying is starting to piss me off.Elioโs wife hasnโt shut up since the bullet tore through her husbandโs skull. It wasnโt even a messy shotโclean, precise, almost surgical. He didnโt suffer. I couldโve made it worse, but Iโm not feeling particularly cruel today.I slide the gun back into my jacket, welcoming it back against my ribs like an old friend. My eyes trail lazily to the body on the floor. Elioโs eyes are wide open, lips parted like he still thinks he can talk his way out of this. He canโt. Not anymore.Marco crouches down beside him, clicking his tongue. โCarpet cost too much,โ he mutters, poking at the blood pooling under Elioโs head. โStupid prick couldnโt even bleed somewhere convenient.โ Milo joins him, and together they carry the body outside. His wife in the corner is still sobbingโthose dry, hiccuping cries that have lost their edge. That first wave of pani
"๐๐ข๐ฉ๐ฉ ๐ช๐ข ๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ฏ๐ถ ๐ฑ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐๐ฉ๐ข ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ค ๐ถ๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ก๐ฆ๐ก, ๐๐ซ๐ก ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฑ ๐ช๐ข ๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ณ๐ข ๐ถ๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐๐ซ๐ถ๐ด๐๐ถ."โ ๐๐ก๐ค๐๐ฏ ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐ซ ๐๐ฌ๐ข[CAMI]I wake up with a groan, my back sore, my legs too stiff to move. After blinking a few times, I notice the ceiling isnโt familiar at all. Propping myself up on my elbows, I lift myself, wincing. The dull throb in my head wonโt stop. What the fuck is this place? Iโm on a large round bed covered with the softest mattress, covered in a smooth red blanket, a water fountain being the view in front of me through floor to ceiling high windows. The light in the room is warm, just perfectโsomething I imagined Iโd have in my apartment some day. But this is not my apartment, and I absolutely do not remember coming here. I dig my fingers into my hair, shutting my eyes to focus. To remember. It all rushes back in like an acid reflux. The strange man in the hat. Being grabbed from behind, smelling something that knocked me out. F
"โ ๐ฐ๐๐ด ๐ช๐๐ค๐ฆ๐ ๐ฆ๐ซ ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฐ ๐ข๐ถ๐ข๐ฐ. ๐๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฑ๐ถ, ๐ก๐๐ฏ๐จ, ๐๐ข๐๐ฒ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐ฒ๐ฉ ๐ช๐๐ค๐ฆ๐ ." โ ๐๐ฆ๐ ๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ข ๐๐ถ๐ฌ๐ซ๐ฐ[CAMI]The bass thrums through my veins as I sip my drink, leaning against the bar. The club is just loud enough, just wild enoughโexactly what I need tonight. No overthinking, no stress, no impending disaster looming over me. Just music, a drink, and the chance to momentarily forget about the corporate world that I have to dive into again tomorrow.Claire leans into me, her blonde waves brushing against my shoulder as she nudges me with her elbow. โCami, maroon shirt, two o'clock. He's staring at you.โI roll my eyes but canโt help the slight lift of my lips. Claire has this awful habit of playing matchmaker whenever we go out. Still, I glance over my shoulder, keeping it casual. And, wellโhello, tall, dark, and fine. The guy oozes confidence, one corner of his mouth tilting into a smirk as he raises his glass in a silent toast. Thenโฆ he winks.Oh, fantastic. An
"๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ซ ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ข ๐ก๐ข๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฉ ๐ฃ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฐ ๐ฆ๐ซ ๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ณ๐ข, ๐ฆ๐ฑ'๐ฐ ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ข ๐ช๐ฌ๐ฐ๐ฑ ๐ฅ๐๐ฒ๐ซ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ค๐ฉ๐ถ ๐๐ข๐๐ฒ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐ฒ๐ฉ ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ค ๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ฏ. ๐๐ซ๐ก ๐ถ๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐ฅ๐ฌ๐ฒ๐ฉ๐ก ๐๐ข ๐ฑ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ข๐ก ๐ฃ๐ฌ๐ฏ ๐ฅ๐ข ๐ด๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฉ ๐ค๐ฌ ๐ฑ๐ฌ ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ข ๐ก๐ข๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐ฐ๐ฑ ๐ก๐ข๐ญ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ฐ ๐ฌ๐ฃ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ฉ๐ฉ ๐ฃ๐ฌ๐ฏ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ฏ."โ ๐ฒ๐ซ๐จ๐ซ๐ฌ๐ด๐ซ.Eight years laterโฆ[ZEKE]I donโt like being tricked. But what I hate even more is when something I donโt expect happens. Thereโs nothing more infuriating than being out of control. If only at a single step. Elioโs face blends well with the white interiors of the private hospital room by the time I get there with Marco. When my gaze lands on him, he visibly flinches, even though I have not yet fired the bullet. Heโs probably pissed himself, but I ignore him for now, diverting my attention to the woman whoโs living the last moments of her life. An unremarkable face, dark hair that's matted from the days of imprisonmentโand even then I know she wouldn't stand out in a crowd. Sheโs fo
"๐๐ฅ๐ข ๐ช๐๐ก๐ข ๐ช๐ข ๐ฃ๐ข๐ข๐ฉ ๐ฅ๐๐ฑ๐ข, ๐ก๐ข๐ฐ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ข, ๐๐ซ๐ค๐ข๐ฏ, ๐ฉ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ฑ, ๐๐ซ๐ก ๐ฐ๐ฌ๐ช๐ข๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ค ๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ซ ๐ช๐ฌ๐ฏ๐ข ๐ก๐๐ซ๐ค๐ข๐ฏ๐ฌ๐ฒ๐ฐโ๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ณ๐ข."โ ๐ฒ๐ซ๐จ๐ซ๐ฌ๐ด๐ซ.Fucking a stranger in the washroom of a hospital while my classmateโs stepfather lay dying in the ER has to be my worst sin. But let me back up a bit, because this story starts with a bangโwell, not that kind of bang.It starts with me, Camilla Dawson, sitting in the hospital lounge, tapping my foot impatiently. I hate hospitals. The odd chemical smell, the beeping machines, the constant reminder of mortality. I promised myself Iโd never set a foot here again after finally being free of the regular visits. But here I am, waiting for news about Claireโs stepfather, because that's what friends do.And maybe my presence here tonight will finally convince her that I care about her. Iโve failed to keep the act up lately.Truth be told, I think it's better if the man kicks the bucket. He's a total dick, always making Claire