hi! I had time for another one, because my boyfriend was watching soccer.
I'm also working on my other stories. just need to figure out the best way to write it.-----Cas’ povWhat the fuck was I doing? I asked myself as I stepped into the cold shower.Was I actually turned on by how angry Ripley got?Looking at the size of my dick right now, I would say yes. I scoffed. Small dick….When she finally said yes, she’d see that this was more than she was used to. Maybe her dead husband had a third leg, though; who knows? She didn’t seem too upset about his death, though.But who the fuck cares about that? She lied and then yelled at me! Nobody lies to me. If there’s one thing I truly hate, it’s a liar.Ripley’s insulting me was the first time in a long time anyone had the nerve to say anything bad to me. It was kind of exciting, if it wasn’t infuriating at the same time.I could see she liked me. She kept checking me out. And yes, I might be cocky, but I’ve been around enough women to know when someone is into me. And Ripley is into me.So why play hard to get it? Why act like she doesn’t want to sleep with me?I put my head against the cold shower wall. Why the hell did I offer her a million dollars?Ten dates?! I never go on dates because I don’t have the time or the interest. A few drinks are usually enough to get a woman to come home with me. But actually eating with them and spending “quality” time? No. That’s not me.Ten… God. What the fuck was I thinking? Let’s just hope it only takes two for Ripley to see I’m not such a bad guy.I’m sure I can woo a woman like her. How hard can it be?We might have gotten off to a bad start yesterday, but if movies are right, women always go for the bad boy.And once she finally caves, it will be much more rewarding than if she said yes right away. For the first time in my life, I have to work to get laid. Maybe it would be a good way to end this chapter of my life.One last conquest. One challenge before accepting my father’s offer.And once I got Ripley out of my system, I’d cut her loose. And if she didn’t fulfill her end of the deal, then she wouldn’t get her money. She’d be fucked either way.Either I’d fuck her in bed or I’d fuck up her life.What did she say? Even if I were the last man on earth? Yeah, two dates tops, and she’d be puddy in hand. And then no more dates, so no money. Ten dates, or she wouldn’t receive a dollar. That’s what I would put in the contract.A tiny part of me felt guilty. Like dangling a carrot in front of a very hungry horse. A pretty horse that needed the money. Her looks were growing on me. Even that short hair. Well, short, it came just above her shoulder, but in my book that’s short. I like to be able to pull on a woman’s hair. Consensually, of course. I’m not a fucking monster.But she started this whole thing. Insulting me and talking back to me. She needed to be put in her place. Ripley needed to see that her actions had consequences. And most importantly, I always get what I want.That is what makes me such a good businessman. There is always a deal to be made. I never back down until my job is done.After I got out of the shower, I called my lawyer, Lucas. He is one of the few people I consider friends. While he would never insult me the way Ripley did, he did tell me the truth when I needed to hear it.Mind you, he did it in such a lawyerly way that it didn’t come off as rude or condescending, but like he was doing me a favor. But that is what makes him a great fucking lawyer. Lucas can talk you into doing anything.“I need you to draw up a contract, but it’s a bit unconventional.” I told Lucas over the phone.He chuckled, “what did you do, Cassius?”“Nothing. Offer a woman money if she dated me,” I said while laughing.“Do I even want to know?” Lucas replied, and I could picture his head in my mind. He was probably shaking his head right now while grabbing a piece of paper to write some things down.“So, ten dates, and she’ll get a million. But if she doesn’t go on all ten dates, she doesn’t get a dime.” I stated, realizing how ridiculous it sounded. But I was in too deep now. I needed to see this through.“Anything else?”“Sex isn’t part of the deal. But she can’t leave until the date is finished, or it won’t constitute a date. O, and the dates need to happen before the end of next month.”“Because of…”I stopped Lucas from finishing, “that too. But I am not willing to spend more time than a month on any girl. I’m just proving a point, see?"Lucas stopped me now, “I don’t need to know. It’s your money and time. Just make sure your father doesn’t find out.”“Fucker won’t notice a thing. That would mean he actually paid attention to my private life.” I joked.“Great. And add a non-disclosure agreement?”I chuckled, “that’s why you’re my lawyer. O, and I’ll pay for a caretaker for her kids when we go out at night.”“She’s a mother?!” Lucas sounded surprised. Well, it was the first time I had shown any interest in someone with kids.Kids weren’t something I had any interest in. Why subject them to this life? I’d probably treat them the same way my parents treated me, and they’d resent me just as badly. Besides, I don’t have the patience to deal with kids. They’re messy, loud, and annoying.“Yes. She has twins. And a dead husband.”“So you’re helping her?” Lucas asked.“No. It’s complicated.” I replied, not wanting to explain myself. Maybe because I couldn’t really justify this to anyone.It would be fucking ridiculous if I said it out loud. A cleaner insulted me and rejected me, and now I am making her date me so I can fuck and dump her. I had a weird vendetta against a woman I barely knew, and I normally would have fired straight away.“Sure.” Lucas replied. “When do you need it?”“In an hour. And while you’re at it. See what the hotel would cost to buy. It would save me a lot of hassle if I were the owner of this place.”“Marriott Hotel, right? Okay, I’ll get on it. A courier will deliver the contract as soon as possible.”We said our goodbyes and hung up. I still had some work to do, but my mind was elsewhere. With Ripley Sarah Hart.My I.T. guys had found out everything there was to know about Ripley. Her dad died when she was fourteen; her mom was dating a criminal right now, and her parents-in-law were suing her for custody. She got pregnant when she was seventeen and got married when she turned eighteen.Her husband was killed in action while working overseas as a soldier. Oliver Hudson was his name.Why she didn’t use her husband's name is beyond me. Both her girls had their mother’s last name as well.Did her late husband have no pride? You're supposed to take your husband's name once you're married, and you’re sure as shit that you're supposed to give your kids their father’s name.Fucking ridiculous.Ripley moved here a few weeks ago and just started working here.That’s all they could find, but it was enough for me to paint a picture of who Ripley was. Which is why I was truly surprised when she didn’t accept my offer at first.She needed the money, and with what life had given her, Ripley had no reason to be so damn stubborn. If I wasn’t so annoyed, I’d be kind of impressed that she turned down that much money.But like everyone else, in the end, she couldn’t say no.I went down to the terrace, looking around to see if Ripley was already seated. I was early. Fucking dad and his rules.She wasn’t there yet, so I took a seat at my usual table and waited. Staring at my watch while I sipped from my scotch that was brought to me.I could hear her footsteps before I saw her rushing towards me. “I’m here.”Looking up from my watch, I noticed she had changed out of her uniform into a dress. It was a black low-cut dress with short sleeves. She looked like she belonged here as a guest instead of the staff.“You look pretty.” I said, taking another look. Her hair was less crazy, and she was wearing some make-up. The cold wind blew across the terrace, and I could see she wasn’t wearing a bra. Her nipples perked, making my cock twitch in my pants.I motioned for the server to turn on the heater above us. While her breasts looked amazing in that top, I did not want Ripley to get sick. Mosty, because sick people are fucking gross.Ripley took a seat across from me, just as the courier brought me the contract. “Perfect fucking timing.” I told the man as I tipped him.“So, do you want to order first or read through the contract?” I asked Ripley.“Um. Contract first.” She said, sounding a lot more insecure than she had sounded while shouting at me.I handed her the document, and she flipped through it. “I can’t tell anyone?” she asked, after a bit of reading.“Correct.”“About the contract or about what we talk about during the dates? Or any of it?”I handed Ripley a pen. “Any of it.”“And if anyone sees us? We’re eating at my place of work.” Ripley looked around the room nervously.“People are discreet here.”“Or you’ll fire them,” Ripley added.“Yes.”“And you won’t be allowed to touch me?”I nodded my head, “not romantically, yes. Unless you want me to. And you will want me to.”She rolled her eyes and fumbled with the pen until she came to the part about her kids. “Why would you put that in here?”“I will provide the best nanny or babysitter out there, so you can focus all your attention on me. Besides, I won’t want you to need to cancel because your neighbor or whoever you’d use cancels at the last minute.” I wasn’t doing her a favor. This just made things easier.“I want to meet her before she watches the kids.” Ripley stated.“Fine. Now, can you please sign that fucking document? I am starving.”She huffed and puffed, but in the end, Ripley signed the contract and then handed me the papers.“Good. Now.” I said, waving my hand to make the waiter aware we were ready to order.I began ordering two scotches and several sushi rolls, until Ripley interrupted me.“Um, no. I’d like, um." Ripley quickly looked at the menu. Her eyes grew wide, probably because she saw the prices. “Fresh mint tea and, um, the vegetarian roll, please.”I scoffed, “of course you don’t eat meat.”“I don’t like the idea of eating a dead animal. It has always grossed me out.” Ripley replied, closing the menu and laying it back down on the table.“But you’ll probably wear leather shoes?” I argued.“I’m not going to have a whole discussion about this. It’s my choice not to eat meat, and your choice to eat it.” Ripley stated that she was in charge of this whole fucking date.We sat in awkward silence for a while until our drinks arrived. “So, you don’t drink either?”“I need to work later, and it’s not allowed.” Ripley explained with some serious attitude.Fucking hell, great start to this date. What do you even talk about during a date? My personal life? No fucking way.“I don’t date often.” I started.“I can see that.” Ripley replied, which made me glare at her.“Sorry.” She quickly said. “I haven’t dated much either. Never actually. I met my husband when I was in high school, and since he died, I haven’t had the time to date, so..."The rest of the sentence I zoned out. I stared at her while she talked awkwardly, trying to fill the silence.Fuck, this was boring. Did I really need to listen to her talk? Wasn’t there anything I could say that would make her see me differently? Is there anything I could do?Buy her something or…Ripley waved her hand in front of me, rolling her eyes. “Really…?”“What?”“You aren’t even paying attention, are you?”I shrugged, “I am.”"So, what did I say?”The server brought our food, and I started eating, dipping my sushi into some wasabi and ketjap. “You expect me to be able to recite that entire fucking speech you just gave?”“It wasn’t a speech. It’s called having a conversation.” Ripley said, grabbing a piece of sushi and following my lead before shoving the thing into her mouth whole.Then her eyes went wide and started to water as she had a look of panic in her eyes.Ripley started chewing fast and swallowing hard, followed by her grabbing her tea. It was still too hot, because she could only sip. Instead, she grabbed my scotch and chucked the whole thing. The burn of the alcohol made her cough.Fuck. I couldn’t help but belly-laugh. This whole thing was ridiculous in the most amusing way.“It’s not funny. That was really spicy.” Ripley said, trying to catch her breath.“It’s wasabi.” I explained, still laughing.“My nose opened up, though. Like all my sinuses opened up.” Ripley said, before giving me my glass back. “Sorry about drinking your scotch.”“No fucking problem.” I replied, moving the wasabi to my side.Ripley's povAfter Cas told me to dress nice, I headed to Allison for help. I didn’t tell her who I was meeting but that I needed to wear something fancy for an unexpected meeting during lunch.Which earned me more questions than I wanted to answer. But I wasn’t sure I could tell her the truth.In the end, I told Allison it had to do with my late husband’s estate. As soon as I mentioned my dead husband, people stopped asking questions.Maybe they were scared I would cry in public, and nobody wants a public scene. Or they felt bad for me.Either way, Allison stopped asking questions and was a great help in finding something to wear.Long story short, Allison took me to the lost and found, where we found the dress I was currently wearing. As long as I returned it, Allison didn’t see it as a problem that I took a long lunch break.“You’ve been here three days, and you’ve already won over our most important guest.” She had said.“And the grumpiest,” I joked.Once I read the contract Cas ha
Brax’s pov “They’re here. They’re fucking here.” Argo said, rushing into my office. He could have just mindlinked me, but he was too dramatic for that. “It’s what we expected, isn’t it?” I replied. We had planned for this. We knew they’d probably strike at both our packs at the same time, making sure we wouldn’t be able to help the Winter Bone pack. The attack on our pack would be a small attack, just to keep us busy long enough so we wouldn’t be at the Winter Bone pack in time. It’s what all of us would have to do. “You don’t fucking get it, Brax. They’re here. All of them. I just got a mindlink that there are hundreds of wolves heading our way.” Argo said, shaking his head in disbelief. Argo had been looking forward to fighting. It had been obvious, while Airk was nervous. I wasn’t so excited or nervous; I always knew it would come with the job. Being an Alpha means protecting your pack. It was inevitable that one day someone would try to attack or take this pack. But Argo did
Hi, sorry if you thought this would be an update. unfortunately, my kids took turn in getting sick, and I had to prepare Christmas dinner/lunch for their school. plus, my oldest had to hand out treats for his birthday tomorrow, and family came over to celebrate today.anyway, I heard back from my editor regarding the billionaire's story.she thought it needed more twists, like Cas being the twins' dad without knowing. but I actually like that their not his and can already imagine the troubles it will bring being a potential step dad. also, I have read too many stories where someone got pregnant from a one night stand.and thirdly, he's almost 10 years older. which would make him kind of a pedo if he got a seventeen year old pregnant as a 26 year old.but I'd love to hear your opinion.I'll try to write tonight or tomorrow. next chapter will be Isaac's, and then I'll write one from Asher. it's been a while since I've written from his pov. thank you in advance for your response. once
Isaac’s pov “They hit the Blood Rock pack first.” Grandpa stated. Sounding a lot more calm than I felt. “What does that mean for us?” I asked before realizing how selfish that sounded. We were fine, but my cousins were fighting for their lives. “Do they need help?” I quirky added. “While we expected them to come here first, it doesn’t change our plans. If we leave now, it will leave our pack vulnerable. They can handle this.” Grandpa Os tried to reassure me. While I knew Argo, Airk, and Elora were excellent fighters, I was still worried. Brax was a great alpha, but what if things went wrong? What if one of them died? What if, - “Isaac,” Emmy said, rushing towards me. ‘Are you okay?’ She mindlinked me. Emmy must have felt my nerves through the bond. ‘I will be, once this is over.’ ‘The Moon Goddess wouldn’t let them die, not after everything she did to save Airk.’ Emmy said, reading my mind. Emmy’s words surprised me. If anyone else had said this, I would have argued that the Mo
and as an added bonus. chapter 9 and 10 from Mommy is dating a Billionaire. I've split them up in the story, but I wrote them as one really long chapter. - - - - Cas’ pov “Sorry. Sorry. I mean, you kissed me, and that was wrong. But it’s really bad hitting you. Shit. Sorry. Really!” Ripley said, surprising me. She stared at her hand and then my face, as if she had done it without thinking. Her fingers reached out, and I wondered if she wanted to see if I was okay, but Ripley quickly pulled back. “It’s been a while since someone got a slap or punch in,” I countered, rubbing my cheek. Making sure to make it look like it hurt. But her little slap was nothing compared to some of the violence I endured. I had made myself strong and made sure nobody was able to hurt me. Every day I trained, not just to look good but to make sure I would be able to defend myself against anything. The feeling of helplessness I had felt as a kid was something I never wanted to feel again. “I’m sure I
Asher’s pov “Why the fuck does it have to be you?” “Princess,” I said, pulling Leia close. “I volunteered.” “So unvolunteer. I don’t give a fuck who does it, as long as it's not you.” My beautiful wife said, looking up at me through her tears. “I know you’re worried, princess. But I’ll be fine.” “And if you’re not? It’s too big of a risk. I don’t fucking like it.” Leia explained, sighing, before burying her face in my chest. “Are you worried I’ll turn back into the Iron Alpha?” I asked my mate. “I know who you are, Ash. I know it better than anyone, and you’re not that fucking person anymore. I am not going to continue to judge you based on the worst time of your life. And you shouldn’t judge yourself either. Is this some fucked-up way to pay back for your sins? Because you don’t need to. They all got what was coming.” I kissed the top of Leia’s purple hair. “Leia…. They didn’t all deserve it. Most of those people I killed were soldiers, just doing their jobs. I don’t even reme
Hi! I'm trying to write chapter 112 of Alpha Brax, but need to put everything together. So instead I'll post the two chapters I wrote over the last week for Mommy I'm dating a Billionaire. After that email where my editor suggested some changes, I haven't heard back. I think she's not feeling well, she was sick the last time we spoke. But if Goodnovel doesn't want the story, I might try to publish it elswhere. I like it as is. anyway... here's chapter 10. and 11 I'll post after. - - - - - Ripley’s pov “This wasn’t so bad,” I said as Cas walked me to a cab. Driving wasn’t an option, not after the many drinks we had. I knew alcohol was the only way I would survive tonight’s date, although it had gone much better than I thought it would. He was actually kind of nice… Nope. Don’t go there. It was the amazing restaurant, the dress, and the gifts. It wasn’t Cas that made tonight tolerable. Right? And even if it was, it was probably fake. He was being nice to get me into bed. Yet
and chapter 11. - - - - Ripley’s pov Cas kept his mouth shut, but his eyes revealed everything he was thinking. I raised my eyebrow, waiting for him to talk, but he focused his attention on Leticia. “I assume everything is fine." “Yes, Mr. Hemming. It's nice to see you again. The girls are sleeping very well.” Leticia replied. “You can go home.” Cas said, speaking like he was her boss. Well, I guess he was. Leticia looked at me, and I nodded my head, “I have bad cramps, so we decided to head back.” “I’ll make you some tea and heat up, -“ Cas stopped her, “I’m sure we can manage. Don’t worry, I’ll still pay for the whole night.” “Cas!” I scolded the huge man in my tiny apartment. God, why did I even invite him? "Thanks, Leticia, for everything. But I will be fine. The first days are always the worst.” Leticia nodded, "feel better." She gave me a kind smile and headed to the door. “Good night, Mr. Hemming and Ripley.” Tomorrow would be my day off from work and from Cas. I w
Hi!it seems I wasn't very clear. but the chapter from Storm’s pov is actually the end of the Stolen Alpha. So it's not something I can change. I simply forgot about it and I started writing the first draft of Nivia's story and went to read the end to make sure it matched whatever I wrote last year.hope this clarifies things.and yes, Kyra was alive in the chapter. but since Eli named his daughter Kyra, we can pretend its her and not reveal that I sometimes forget my own story......anyway once again thank you for your support. I first need to finish the Luna prophecy before I start on Nivia's story, whatever that may be
- - Five years after chapter 119. -- Argo’s pov Airk slapped my thigh a lot, fucking harder than was necessary. He knew I had been training a lot, and my muscles were still sore from sparring against his mate. Everyone might assume he’s a fragile little luna, but that man works out daily, and he is very fucking protective of Brax. “So, you almost beat him this time.” Airk said, and I wasn’t sure if he was complimenting me or threatening me. “It’s my goal, you know. He is the only one left to beat.” I joked. “You didn’t beat me.” Airk replied, raising his eyebrow. “I beat you when we were fucking fifteen! How could you forget?” As a kid, I’ve beaten him countless times, but I didn’t want to rub it in too fucking much. Mila entered the room, looking like the most beautiful duck as she waddled towards us. I would never call her that to her face, though; my sunshine had turned into quite a monster this pregnancy. She’d fucking rip my balls off if I called her a duck. "Hi, beautifu
So... I thought of a story line for Nivia and started writing the chapter, but then I remembered I actually already wrote a chapter about Nivia (Aeryn's daughter) at the end of the Stolen Alpha. I'll post it here as well, so you don't have to go looking. It's free; don't worry. But in the story, I reveal that Osiris is in his 70s. I did the math, and since Osiris was 28? I think when he became a dad for the first time, Asher was 20 and Aeryn was 18. Once Nivia is 18, Osiris should be... 84. Which in werewolf years isn't that old. I thought he was about 100 now, but I forgot they all had kids a lot younger than humans. So he's safe for now :D But I have three options for Nivia and haven't really settled on one yet. But for most of them, she will go to a special academy for werewolves that they started a few years ago to make sure future alphas and betas won't make the same mistakes. It is something Asher started to make future leaders see they have more in common than they realize.
Osiris’ pov ‘Are you happy?’ Santos asked as I watched all the kids play together. ‘You can literally feel what I feel and hear my thoughts….’ I countered, annoyed with the old wolf. ‘If you consider that you got me when you were eighteen, I’m actually younger than you.’ Santos replied, waging his tale in my mind playfully. In my mind, he was still the same as always, but in reality, like me, he needed assistance. He couldn't walk properly without the help of prostethics. If I could have gone back in time and changed things, I wouldn’t have changed this. I would have made sure Riker was still alive, but then his mate Mia wouldn’t have found her second mate. Maybe I would have saved Kyra or any of the other wolves who have passed over the years, but who knows the ripple effect of that change? ‘You’ve watched The Butterfly Effect too many times.’ Santos said, making me laugh. I've only watched that movie once, but I knew that if I went back in time to change things, life wouldn't
Isaac’s pov Time has flown by. Way too fast. As I’m sitting here, holding my son and seeing my mate after giving birth to another couple's baby, I just can’t believe we’re here. It feels like just yesterday that everyone went home, and Emmy and I were left running the Winter Bone pack. Thankfully, my mom, Sierra, stayed behind to help. As a former beta, she stepped up and knew exactly what to do. She had basically run the pack with my grandpa when my uncle left to find his daughters. My other mom, Kate, was busy trying to find ways to help my grandparents. While I knew Sierra was here to help me, she was also here because Kate could get a little obsessed when she’s working on something. My mom hardly sleeps when she’s in the zone, and she doesn’t stop until it’s finished. Sierra would only be in the way. But now that I have a child of my own, I wonder if mom didn’t also stay behind because she had just seen me hurt badly. Being hurt in battle was the first time I had ever been
Brax’s pov “So, what made you change your mind?” My sister asked, slowly sitting down. It was getting harder for her to walk, sit down, or get up without the help of Argo or someone else. “I don’t think I really changed my mind; it was just..." Before I could finish, Mila started to laugh. “You did a 180. When Airk came home after the bonfire, it was clear you did not want a child this way.” I shook my head, chuckling along. “It wasn’t that. It felt weird to have a timeframe in which Airk and I could start a family.” “Nobody said anything about when you were supposed to have a child," Mila argued. “Didn’t they? Emmy wanted kids with Isaac, but not before helping us. So that meant putting things on hold. And Elora has her own army of pups she wants to push out, so we needed to do the egg extraction at the right time between pregnancies.” Mila giggled. “They don’t have that many kids. Mom has more.” “Mom didn’t have a choice but to keep having kids.” Mila took a deep breath. “We
Airk’s pov “It was so fucking gross.” Argo said, making the same face he made when mom put Brussels sprouts on the table when we were young. “He just ripped his whole fucking face off!” Dad sighed, “I didn’t rip his whole face off. I merely stuck my claws into his face and pulled. I’m not sure what actually came off. Maybe it was just his nose or a piece of his mouth.” Mom gagged, she was in dad's lap around the fire. “You’re not making it sound any better, Ash.” “Speaking of gross-looking things, how is grandpa Os?” Argo asked mom. Dad, Aunt Kat, and more people growled, and Argo threw his hands up in the air. “I was the fucking one that had to carry him like a baby, feeling his melting flesh against my hands. Besides, it’s how we deal with painful things, right, mom?” Mom gave Argo a wink, but then sounded very stern. “Maybe be a bit more tactful next time, Argo. You know how fucking important Os is to people.” “Fine,” Argo scoffed. “How is the fucker?” “He and Mom are doing
Asher’s pov “What the fuck happened?” Storm asked when I came close. He was surrounded by dead bodies and covered in blood. I was still holding on to Argo, who was barely able to walk. Yeah, what did happen? It was hard for me to remember everything. “Alpha Scott had silver nails laced with wolfsbane; he fought with Argo. We need to get out of here.” Storm shook his head, “no, offense, but we’re not going anywhere until you, your son, and I get some bandages or something. Because we’re in no fucking shape to take on any more people.” “Speak for yourself,” I replied jokingly. I stared at Storm’s body; his body was more red than his skin color. Storm smirked at me, “it’s mostly not my blood. But I did get shot, um, twice. So that fucking sucks.” I looked over at my son, who was having a hard time keeping his eyes open. Storm was right. We needed to stop the bleeding and rest before we left. We were sitting ducks here, but I did just kill the Alpha of this pack. So the remaini
Argo’s pov “It’s going to be fucking fine,” Storm suddenly said, startling me. We had been silently trying to track Dad for hours, focusing on all our senses. We weren’t running in wolf shape because some of our travels went through human territory. Also, we couldn’t fucking communicate if we were in our wolf form, since we didn’t belong to the same pack anymore. “I didn’t say a fucking word…” I countered, looking at him with my eyebrow raised. “Your face is telling me enough, little fuckhead.” I scoffed, “well, big fuckhead, I am fine. And dad will be fine too. Unless you’re worried?” Storm shook his head, “Asher can handle anything.” I liked Storm. And not just because he curses a whole fucking lot. He’s good to my sisters, and he’s like a third son to my parents. And he’s given my parents their first grandkids, which puts some pressure on the rest of us. But I knew he was just as worried as I was. Storm was really fucking close to my dad. Like surrogate dad, close. Fucker