CHAPTER 122

Darius coughed out a laugh and then winced. “What? What did you call my dick?”

“Um…twig and berries?” Cheese and biscuits, she could feel her face flaming with embarrassment.

“Honey, this is definitely not a twig,” he said, cupping his…package. “If it’s going to be compared to anything in nature then it would be one of those massive big redwood trees that are so huge you need a group of people to link hands just to surround it.”

Mia looked away. The last thing she needed to be thinking about was what Darius was packing in his pants. Thinking about it would only lead her to think about Liam’s…dangly bits, although they hadn’t really been dangly the last time she saw them.

“Do they fit?” she asked, not game to look at him in case he was still cupping his bits.

“They fit, they just…they’re not really me, you know?”

“It’s just because you’re used to wearing shorts or sweats all the time,” she replied.

“Not true. I wear suits too. These just don’t feel ri