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A Royal Pain In The Texts
A Royal Pain In The Texts
Author: Crystal

1. Daredevil

Author: Crystal
last update Last Updated: 2020-07-24 18:18:08

1:30AM

I_pooped (Sophia)

GUYS!

GET YOUR ASSES ONLINE RN!

Cereal_killer (Caleb)

WTF?! What do you want at this hour of the night?

I_pooped

Well, hello to you too, sunshine.

If you open your eyes just a little more, you will realize that technically it's a new day.

Cereal_killer

This better be good, Soph.

Chloe_awesome_scott (Chloe)

What is it, Soph?

Are you okay?

I_pooped

No! I need you guys!

Yes_you_suck (Mia)

Istg, if this is a joke; you are a dead meat, Sophia.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Are you okay though, Soph?

Is something wrong?

I_ pooped

Um...yeah, something is very wrong.

Cereal_killer

Spill. What is it?

I_pooped

I am bored.

Chloe_awesome_scott

...

Yes_you_suck

You can consider yourself dead.

Chloe_awesome_scott

You freaking woke me up in the middle of the night because you are bored?!

BEACH!

Why was I even worrying?

Cereal_killer

Wth is wrong with you Soph?

Did you forget to take your daily dose of sanity meds?

I_pooped

I can't sleep.

Please don't leave me alone guys. Please?

Yes_you_suck

You can't sleep because you slept through two classes of history and one class of physics today.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Wow

I am asking myself why I am still here.

I_pooped

Because you love me, Chloe

Please y'all, just for five minutes?

Cereal_killer

...

Yes_you_suck

...

Chloe_awesome_scott

...

I_pooped

Come on, you guys.

We can play something, maybe...

Just one round of truth and dare, please?

Cereal_killer

...

Yes_you_suck

...

Chloe_awesome_scott

...

Fine...

You are lucky that we love you.

I_pooped

Yay!

Chloe! You first.

Truth or dare?

Chloe_awesome_scott

Wtf?! Why me? You wanted to play so you should go first.

Cereal_killer

Come on, Chloe, do it, pick dare.

Yes_you_suck

Yes, Chloe! Pick dare.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Why the hell am I being bullied into picking dare?

I_pooped

Come on Chloe, you are our daredevil.

Do it. PLEASE.

Chloe_awesome_scott

...

Fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Cereal_killer

Yasss!

I will give you the dare.

Chloe_awesome_scott

You better dare me to adopt a pet or else...

Cereal_killer

Oh, please. I have an even better dare.

So, basically, you just have to send a text.

Yes_you_suck

Omg, Cal, is this about that?

Chloe_awesome_scott

About what?

What text?

Cereal_killer

Oh, hush everyone. Let me complete.

So, here are the digits: !@#$%^&*()

Chloe_awesome_scott

Who is this?

Don't tell me I have to profess my undying love to a random stranger.

I_pooped

Nah, that dare is getting kinda old.

Cereal_killer

Oh, you don't have to profess your love.

It's a simple text: "what are you hiding?"

Chloe_awesome_scott

Really?!

Well, here's your answer.

They are hiding your brain somewhere.

Yes_you_suck

Oh, come on, just do it, Chloe.

I_pooped

Yes, do it, if you want to keep your daredevil crown

Chloe_awesome_scott

This is blackmail.

You are all gumasses.

Cereal_killer

And, you are not?

Chloe_awesome_scott

No! I am awesome^

Yes_you_suck

Complete the dare and prove it, then.

Chloe_awesome_scott

Okay, fine, whatever...

It's not like I am obliged to reply to them if they say anything.


I took a deep breath and typed the number. I couldn't believe I was actually doing this! The sacrifices I made for my crown...

To: !@#$%^&*()

What are you hiding?

There was no immediate reply of course. I was not expecting it either. After all, it was freaking 1:45 am in the morning!

The game of truth and dare continued for a few minutes after this and I eventually forgot all about the text...until I woke up after a few hours to a very horrifying reply from the number:

What am I hiding?

Well, isn't it obvious? An awesome body beneath these layers of clothing.

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