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Adeline was a journalist. She was a career-driven woman, who would do anything for her passion. she was independent, smart and a strong female lead, who was willing to take risks. What if she had no choice but to pretend to be a guy as part of her job to expose a mafia boss? He was not only a mafia boss but also the god of the underworld. He was all alone throughout his entire life without much knowledge about the female species. What if he caught feelings for Adeline who was disguised as a petite guy with a clumsy attitude? Would he find her true identity? ******************** As I neared him, I stumbled upon the carpet and I landed on his lap with my stomach on his thighs with a yelp. Unintentionally, my left palm made direct contact with his crotch. He jerked at my sudden intrusion, wrapping his arms around my waist. Both of us were too shocked to move, suddenly I could feel him grow harder under my palm, my eyes widened. I couldn't see his reaction, I stood up from his lap as if my ass caught on fire. He was frozen to his spot as if he couldn't believe what happened now. My face flushed with embarrassment. He didn't even take a glance at my face. "I'm sorry, sir, It…” "Let's get back to the office.”I was cut off by his voice. For some reason, my eyes strayed to his crotch and I could see his bulge very much visible on his front. "Mr. Sandros!" he yelled my name. I snapped my eyes to his face to see him already looking at me, my eyes widened. Join the journey of Adeline Sandros

Ang kwento na ito ay naglalaman ng mga maseselang tema at lenggwahe. Read at your own risk. Wag sanang husgahan ang laman ng kwento dahil ito ay puro imahinasyon lamang. Ang pagkaparepareho sa mga totoong buhay o sa ibang kwento ay sinisugurado kong hindi ko sinasadya iyon at hindi ito nakaw.

Trent moved across the country to get away from the crazy women in his life, but when he finds what looks like a journal detailing how his neighbor is spying on him, he may not be as free of crazy women as he thought. As Trent reads and finds himself spying back, he wonders if she is really crazy, or is there something more between them?

A girl killed by her loved and her family for shares of the company was reborn in the body of a timid girl and starts to walk to her path on revenge. Joining hands with a marriage partner but what will she do when this marriage partner of hers is a life acquaintance of her previous life.

The story revolved Around Two teenagers in high school. Silvia dela Cruz a very clumsy girl and the most humorous girl fell in love with Raymond at first sight at the ignorance of Raymond. All her life she had dreamed of seeing Raymond again maybe that will break the walls of living an imaginary life with Raymond in the world of her own but the story changed when she crossed path with the Cold hearted Raymond. Despite the great contrast between these two teens they soon fell in love, But mysterious they were never destined to love. Why?? Well Find out in this heartfelt Novel: When clumsy meets rude .

Hoy baboy! Tabatchoy! Piggy ,oinky. Itawag na sa akin lahat. WALA AKONG PAKI! Spell that out! 'E so what kung mataba ako. I'm beautiful and sexy. Sexy on my own way! Ako si Diozza. Diyosa ng ganda, diyosa ng kaseksihan. Diyosa ng kakapalan ng mukha! I'm confidently beautiful. So walang kokontra! Samahan niyo ako sa aking mundo. At ang paghahanap ko sa magiging prince charming ko

High school palang ay crush na crush na ni Trixie si Ken kahit na alam niya ang secreto nito, na isang bakla si Ken. Maraming babae ang nagkakagusto pero ang di nila alam na kagaya nila, lalaki rin pala ang gusto ni Ken. Nang maka graduate sila ng college ay napilitan si Ken na pakasalan si Trixie dahil sa mga magulang nila, labag man sa kalooban niya ay pumayag siya kahit na may kasintahan na itong lalaki. May pag-asa kayang magkagusto ang isang bakla na kagaya ni Ken sa babaeng pinakaayaw niya sa lahat? Ilang taon pa kaya ang dadaan bago pa ma-realized ni Ken kung gaano siya kamahal ni Trixie? Lagi nalang ba silang parang aso at pusa na laging nag aaway?

Angelo Ian Diano didn't expect he would survive being hit by a speeding car. He wanted to thank the heavens for suddenly sparing his life and giving him another chance to correct his mistakes. But when Angelo opened his eyes, he was suddenly greeted by a nerve-wracking situation. From being a man oozing with masculinity, he suddenly became a femme fatale, as if the heavens were conspiring against him to punish him for all the things he did in the past. To add to the situation, not only did Angelo possess a body of just any woman but a married woman. He didn't know whether to laugh or cry because of his circumstance. To make matters worse, he found out that the husband of the woman he had possessed is the very person he has hated to the bones. Let's take a look at his story and find out who will be the first to go crazy. Is it Angelo or the one reading this?

Zona 18+ Bijaklah dalam memilih bahan bacaan. * Cinta sejati itu apa? Sungguh Ethan tidak mengetahuinya. Ethan terbiasa bergonta ganti pasangan hingga menikah dua kali dan jadi duda. Ia menganggap semua wanita itu sama. Sementara Bella menganggap cinta sulit ia dapatkan. Mana ada pria yang mau pada gadis burik anak seorang pelacur dan tinggal di lingkungan kumuh. Cinta sejati hanyalah sebuah angan menurut Bella. Cinta sejati menurut Ethan hanyalah dongeng semata. * Malam mengenaskan untuk Ethan Reynaldi. Pria tampan ini di kutuk oleh seorang nenek karena perlakuannya yang tidak sopan. Pengusaha kece badai, dingin, berwibawa dan sukses ini kehilangan pesona ketangkasannya akibat kutukan dari sang nenek. Semua karena ulah Ethan sendiri sehingga dia mendapatkan karmanya. Tidak ada yang bisa menghilangkan kesialan Ethan. Semua bagaikan mimpi, mimpi yang berujung kesialan dan merusak masa depan serta citranya sebagai cowok ganteng nan menawan. Ethan pusing dan hampir menyerah hingga pergi ke berbagai dukun untuk mematahkan kutukan ini tapi tak ada yang mampu. Satu orang dukun yang paling sakti mampu mengetahui bagaimana cara mematahkan kutukan itu, tidak lain dan tidak bukan dengan usaha Ethan sendiri. Ethan hampir putus asa hingga bertemu gadis tomboy dan burik lewat aplikasi pencari sugar baby. Ethan menjelajah banyak gadis yang bisa mematahkan kutukannya. Akankah gadis kampungan ini bisa mematahkan kutukan si nenek misterius? Gadis yang mendaftarkan diri menjadi sugar baby lantaran butuh tambahan biaya kuliah ini adalah Bella. Dia kepepet ikut teman-temannya dan memberanikan diri menjadi simpanan om-om. Takdir mempertemukan keduanya. Nyatanya dia bukan bekerja seperti simpanan lain? Apa yang dikerjakan Bella? Simak kisahnya di story ini!

Ako nga pala si Antonnia Yulliene Villa. One-half Bisaya, one-half Ilonggo, and 99.9% NBSB. (08)036-024-36 Nakakalungkot mang aminin pero hindi 'yan ang vital statistics ko. Telephone number ng bahay namin 'yan. Wala lang... In case may gustong umakyat ng ligaw. Chaar. Pero seryoso, kung may balak kayo, tumawag muna kayo para naman maitali ko nang maigi ang bulldog naming si Djangga. Ilang magnanakaw na rin kasi ang napaospital namin dahil ang hilig manlapa ng bitch. PS. I-a-update ko lang 'to kapag may progress na ang love life ko. Uunahan ko na kayo. Pasensya na kung slow. *insert chef's kiss* Xoxo, Toyang