What The Pirate Said On His 80th Birthday, In A Dad Joke

As a pirate, I’d probably shout something like, 'Arrr, matey! Eighty years young! This ship be a grand vessel for a grand life! Let’s raise the anchor and celebrate with a barrel of treasure!' Can’t forget to share tales of my adventures on the high seas. There's much to be proud of after all this time sailing the waves!

'What She Said' gifs perfectly capture those moments when someone says something that just hits you right in the feels. They're playful, relatable, and add that perfect sprinkle of sarcasm. I love using them in chats with friends when we share those 'I can't believe they said that' moments. Honestly, nothing beats tossing a 'What She Said' gif to make a point or just to lighten up the mood after a long day. It makes communication fun and expressive.

To tie a pirate bandana, start with a square bandana, fold it into a triangle. Place it on your forehead with the triangle pointing down toward your face. Pull the two ends around the back of your head and tie them snugly. Adjust the triangle to sit comfortably. This look is perfect for that swashbuckling vibe, whether you're sailing the seas or just hanging out with friends. A little messy is totally okay; it adds to the pirate charm!

The Candice joke is a play on words that's kind of hilarious. It's usually about someone asking, 'Hey, have you heard of Candice?' and then someone falls for it, leading to the punchline, which plays on their name sounding like 'Can this' as in 'Can this joke get any better?' It's all in good fun and relies on the delivery, catching people off guard and making them chuckle at how silly it is!

I like to say, 'What do you call a toaster that likes to tell jokes? A toasted comedian!' It's silly but it always brings a giggle. Sometimes, a pun is the best way to slice through the morning routine, right? When I'm not busy, it brings me such joy to share jokes with friends over breakfast!

A classic one-liner I love goes like this: There are 31,536,000 seconds in a year. But, if you’re looking for the punchline, it’s just enough time to regret all those minutes you spent on your phone instead of living life!

Pirates are called pirates because they take the high seas and, well, everyone knows they love to loot and plunder! But honestly, I think there's something playful about the idea. They’ve got a rugged charm, a hint of rebellion, and everyone's favorite eye-patch. It's all part of their identity! Without the term 'pirate', imagine how dull all those sea adventures would be! They just make every story brighter than a treasure chest under the sun. Who wouldn't want to be part of a crew that sails into the horizon seeking adventure and gold?

If we're talking about the anime 'Jujutsu Kaisen', then Megumi's father is Toji Fushiguro. Now, let me tell you, Toji's a pretty interesting character. In the world of 'Jujutsu Kaisen', where sorcerers and curses run rampant, Toji is a bit of an anomaly. Born into the Zenin clan, a prestigious family of jujutsu sorcerers with high expectations, Toji was unfortunately born without the ability to see or manipulate cursed energy. Would you believe, he actually handles being an anomaly in stride? He trained himself to the limits of human capabilities which made him not just an average combatant but an exceptional one. And the fascinating part is, being incapable of perceiving cursed energy gave him a kind of immunity against curses. Now, onto his relationship with Megumi, it's a bit complicated. Toji had left his son, Megumi, to fend for himself at a young age. Sure, it sounds terrible, but in his own twisted way, he believed that leaving Megumi alone would make him strong. So, in spite of his absence as a father, his influence on Megumi's development, both physically and mentally, is quite significant. Megumi learned to be strong and independent, but he also developed a sense of responsibility towards protecting others. This not only shows in his interactions with his friends at the Tokyo Metropolitan Jujutsu Technical School, but also with how he uses his shadow technique, which he inherited from his father's side of the family. So, yes, while Toji Fushiguro may not win the 'Father of the Year Award', there's no denying that his unique background and complicated relationship with Megumi make him an intriguing character in 'Jujutsu Kaisen'.