[Sammy] “Okay I walked in, can I leave now.” “Not without getting at least one phone number,” Diego insists. “I’d prefer it if you didn’t need it because one of these hot ladies takes you home, but I am willing to give you a bit of grace if you at least make an effort.” "Gee, thanks Santiago," I roll my eyes. "Of course, I am doing this all for your blessing." “Don't sound so bitter, little brother, not on your birthday,” my other older brother, Bonito pulls me into his chest. "You are 21 now. A real man. You can handle a few women," he bends down so that his head is level with my own and whispers encouragingly, “They won't bite, I promise. A handsome boy like you should have no problem charming any of these lovely ladies." "So," Diego interupts, waving his hand around as if presenting me with a promised land full of bounty. "Which one are you gonna try?” he then begins talking about each one as if they were an assortment of chocolates and not living, breathing people. “The o
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