Zhang Baoshan's movements were much quicker than I expected.
On the fourth day after poaching the meat, he drove his old Jetta to take me to record the show.
"First go to the provincial station news, then report a clip to the main station, and then put it in the news for a scene. However, your footage can only go to the provincial station, not the main station. This is because this case is too appalling, and the ministry has given You can only report it if you have a good relationship."
"Anything is fine, I'll follow the arrangements."
Although I said it didn't matter, I was actually quite happy.
The initial expectation was that it would be good to go to the local station in Jincheng. It was a surprise to be able to go to the provincial station. As for the main station, it was absolutely impossible. Even if I was asked, I would not go.
There must be a limit to how big the bow is. If it is too big, it is easy to end up like Yan Xin, Zhang Baosheng, Tian Ruisheng, etc., and eventually overturn, losing all face.
The program was recorded at Jincheng Institute of Biology.
The provincial station sent a big-eyed female reporter named Chen Wenli to interview and record.
She appears in various social news every day, and her familiarity is far beyond that of ordinary celebrities.
The recording of the entire program was divided into several parts. First, we recorded the meat mushrooms, and then we interviewed various experts. As a specially invited folklorist and the discoverer of the meat mushrooms, I was arranged at the end. The interview process was also very simple, and the recording lasted ten minutes. .
Because she had been warned beforehand, Chen Wenli didn't ask how she found it. She only asked a few questions about the pork belly, and then hurriedly closed the stall and left. She kept a straight face throughout the whole process and didn't say a single unnecessary word.
After sending the female reporter and others away, Zhang Baoshan came back and said to me with a smile: "Chen Wenli thought she was well-informed. She insisted on looking at the pork belly before doing the interview. She took one look at it and vomited three times before going to record you. Before, after vomiting, my legs were weak when I came out of the toilet."
I said: "Normal people will vomit once at most once they see her at close range. She vomited three times after seeing her once, which means that at most half a month ago, she was hit by the aura of death, leaving internal weakness in her body." Yin diseases, if not resolved as soon as possible, will make you weak and prone to illness for the rest of your life."
Zhang Baoshan asked in surprise: "Real or fake? Is it so serious?"
I said, "In our line of work, the disease is not easy to treat. Now that I have said it, it is true. If you don't believe me, you can check and see if she has been vomiting whenever she eats fish recently and her gums bleed for no reason every day. Go to the hospital." The inspection has not found anything wrong. Kou Qianzhi mentioned in "Nine Attributions of Green Law" that scales belong to the law of general death, and they are incompatible with Yin death and decay."
Zhang Baoshan blinked, obviously not understanding this sentence, "Wait until I ask her. If she really makes these mistakes, let her come to you to check."
This time it was my turn to be surprised, "Are you familiar with her?"
"It's okay, I know her dad very well."
Zhang Baoshan's words were very vague, so I didn't ask any more questions.
After recording the interview, the next step is to prepare to catch people.
Since you want to fish, you must prepare a strong fishing net, otherwise the fish will easily escape if it is too big.
The entire arrangement process was kept strictly confidential according to my request. Only Zhang Baoshan was allowed to stay at the scene to witness and help.
Zhang Baoshan originally rolled up his arms and sleeves, ready to contribute.
But I just sprinkled a layer of glutinous rice flour on the floor of the room where the meat was stored, and then told him that the decoration was finished.
Zhang Baoshan's expression at that time was very wonderful.
When he took me back to Dahe Village and got off the bus, he couldn't hold it back and asked behind me: "Mr. Zhou, can your arrangement really capture that person?"
I waved my hand and said, "If you are worried, you can use some means, but the glutinous rice flour in the room cannot be touched."
Zhang Baoshan asked: "Mr. Zhou, what is your reasoning? Can you tell me the truth? With your method, I have guaranteed it. Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to make such a big noise. Even the main station They were all inserted into the show."
I said: "Captain Zhang, please relax and think better. You didn't place all your hopes on my method. The normal investigation is still going on, isn't it? People from the police station are going door to door in Dahe Village. During the investigation and visit, I saw it.”
Zhang Baoshan just laughed and said, "Don't we have to protect ourselves?"
After saying that, he took out another envelope and gave it to me, "For the new consultant fee, when I catch the person, I will treat you to a drink. Most people can't afford a serious Jincheng Cellar."
I took the envelope and squeezed it. It was still three hundred.
In the evening, I went to Bao Yuqin's house to watch TV.
Huang Mao was also there, squatting in the corner with his legs curled up and not moving, his hands clenched on his knees, eyes wide open, looking left and right.
Bao Yuqin brought him a bowl of millet porridge.
He held it in both hands and drank it, taking two sips and looking up and around cautiously.
"Yesterday I invited Mr. Du from Sanlihe to come and see me. He said it was a collision, danced and sang, and even boiled a bowl of talisman water and drank it, but it didn't feel any better at all. In the end, he took away the money and left. Okay, before I left, I said that the one who rushed the force was not an ordinary Xiao Hui, but an upright Immortal Hui. He asked me to go to the Kanto area and ask a gentleman to come and show him."
Bao Yuqin kept chattering with a frown on her face.
I said: "I have heard people say in the past few days that there is a Yao Daxian in Jincheng. He is quite famous for his skills in this area. He is considered the number one in Jincheng. Why don't you go find him and give it a try?"
Bao Yuqin sighed and said: "I know Yao Daxian too, but he only looks after the rich now. We ordinary people can at most send apprentices over. I don't know what the level of his apprentices is. They are really ruthless in asking for money. Three When the village next door was being relocated years ago, Mrs. Hong did something wrong. She lay down at the entrance of the village every day to block the bulldozers from demolishing the village, and even stole raw meat to eat at night. Even after searching for people at home, it was no use. It is better for the demolition officer to point out the way and ask Yao Daxian for help. Yao Daxian sent an apprentice and asked for an integer for the carriage fare when he went out. When he got to the field to treat Mrs. Hong, he asked for another five integer. It still depends on Boss Huang, who is in charge of the demolition, is so embarrassed, otherwise he will have to pay a lump sum to get the answer right."
Having said all that, I still think it's too expensive, so I want to put it off and take a look.
I advised her: "Although I have stabilized my soul now, I am not so sure that it will always be fine. If there is any stimulation or temptation in the middle, there is no guarantee that it will not happen again. I am afraid that even gods will not be able to save it. Yao Daxian is as big as My apprentice’s abilities should be as good as mine, so just invite him if you need to.”
Those who can be targeted by palm swallows will definitely be able to get them, let alone one piece, even two or three pieces, otherwise it will not be worth building a nest for the swallow.
Bao Yuqin hesitated and said nothing, then changed the topic and said: "The provincial and Taiwan news has begun."
The program I recorded was called Funny City Talk after the Provincial Channel News. It focused on reporting on strange and weird things that happened in daily life. It ranked first in the province in ratings.
This issue is devoted to meat cheese.
The opening chapter is a long-distance shot of Rouzhi.
I originally planned to take some close-up shots, but Chen Wenli and the photographer gave up the idea because they vomited violently.
But even though it was only a long shot, it still caused strong discomfort in the audience.
Bao Yuqin pressed her chest a few times and cursed, "This piece of shit looks really disgusting."
Huang Mao, who was huddled in the corner, also moved uneasily.
Fortunately, this shot only glanced over, lasting no more than twenty seconds at most. Then various experts appeared and various scientific analyzes concluded that this thing was a large collection of fungi. What looked like eyes were actually Mucus secreted by Jusheng.
It was not until the end that it was my turn to appear on the scene. I had invited a local folklorist to give a talk and compare it with the expert analysis.
"This thing is a dead mushroom. It is poisonous and harmful. I have mentioned it to the Public Security Bureau several times. It cannot be left here. Just let them leave it to me. Our Sanmai Hall is specialized in this business. By the way, everyone, TV Audiences in front of you, if someone in your family suffers from external disease or encounters similar unknown objects, you can come to our Sanmai Hall to solve the problem. We are in Dahe Village in the development zone..."
All the words I said were cut out, leaving only two sentences that I requested in advance to be retained.
Fortunately, the camera angle is pretty good, and it makes me look like a folk expert.
Especially when I was talking, I could clearly see my hands in front of me.
The index fingers of both hands face each other, the thumbs overlap, and the remaining three fingers interlock.
This is called a buckle.
For serious and knowledgeable people.
It means that I have already locked up the pork belly, so don’t mess with it.
This was the real hook that brought out the corpse cauldron man.
The best-rated program on the provincial channel was really effective. On the afternoon of the second day after it was broadcast, people came to seek medical advice.
A neatly dressed old lady came, holding a neatly groomed fat boy in her arms. Her face was flushed, and her head was leaning against the old lady's arms. She said she had been having a fever for almost a week and needed injections and medicine. It's not good either. Please let me see if it collided with something.
I invited the old lady to sit down in the consulting room, and felt the fat boy's ulnar pulse. When I saw that the ulnar pulse was closed, I felt the palm of my hand again. I saw that the lower part where the index finger and middle finger meet was beating violently, so I asked the old lady, "Auntie, seven days ago , have you ever taken him out?"
"Hey, yes, it was Sunday. His parents happened to be free, so they took him to play in the park. When he came back, he felt a little tired. I thought he was tired, but he started to have a fever when it got dark. I said to find Mr. Look, they are a good couple, one is feudal and superstitious, and the other is superstitious. My son taught me a lesson, saying that it would have a bad influence if it spread, and he didn’t let me find a husband. Why don’t I just become an associate professor? What’s so great about them, Professor Guan As an academician, if you have something to do at home, you can always go to your husband..."
The old lady always talks like this, talking nonsense.
I quickly interrupted the old lady, "How many intersections did you pass when you came back from the park?"
The old lady frowned and thought for a long time, "Five, maybe six, I don't know which way they took it."
I said, "He was so frightened at the intersection that he lost his mind. Go back and ask if any of the intersections he passed that day had an accident or burned paper. Take the coat he wore that day and find out at twelve o'clock in the evening , go to the intersection to call three times, come back and cover the child with clothes, and the fever will be gone tomorrow morning. I will also prescribe you some medicine to stabilize the mind and soul. Boil three bowls of water into one bowl, and give him a penny to drink every night before going to bed. Cup, drink for seven days in a row without stopping, otherwise the fever will recur."
The old lady wrote down the prescription carefully, put away the prescription, and then asked: "Mr. Zhou, how much filial piety do you think is appropriate for me?"
I smiled and said, "Just let it happen. You can take the children back first, and then I'll give you the money after the results are good."
The old lady opened the door, and soon after, more patients came to the door one after another. They all came after watching the provincial and television news.
On this day, we received a total of four consultations, and the two consultations were tidied up on the spot. One family paid 200 yuan, and the other family paid 300 yuan. When I left, I was extremely grateful.
During the consultation, I specifically asked them if they had seen other gentlemen before.
Except for the old lady at the front, I have tried the other three companies, and they all have good reputations. However, after trying many times, they all have no effect.
I now have a general understanding of Jincheng’s medical profession.
It is estimated that in less than half a month, I will be able to stabilize myself by taking advantage of the reputation raised by the Provincial and Taiwan News. I will definitely have a place in the circle of Jincheng.
After sending the fourth clinic away, the day would be dark.Usually at this time, Bao Yuqin has already delivered dinner.But she didn't come today.Without waiting for her, I went out for a walk around the village, found a small noodle shop, ordered a bowl of noodles with toppings, and then went to the village committee to borrow a phone and called the number Feng Juan left.The person who answered the phone was Feng Juan herself, and there was surprise in her voice when she heard it was me."Mr. Zhou, I saw you on TV. I wanted to go directly to the development zone to find you, but I thought you didn't call me and you might have other plans, so I didn't dare to go.""I haven't decided on a place to live in the past two days, so I can safely settle in. You can bring your children here anytime you have time.""Can you go there in a while? I used the method you gave me, and the child stopped crying at night. He just has no energy, alw
The rules in the industry are to keep one side open when meeting each other, and don’t criticize others when you see them.But when it comes to difficult situations, using jargon to remind people is also a good intention.The translation of my words is: "Brothers, this person committed a collision and was not possessed by an external evil. Your current method is wrong. Stop immediately."Normally, when you hear what I say, even if you don't agree with my judgment, you will stop and argue.But the bald man turned to look at me and sneered: "Who do you think you are, calling me?"The wicker in his hand was pulled hard."go!"This time it hit Huang Mao's vital part.Huang Mao, who was already screaming weakly, screamed, and his voice suddenly rose several octaves.Bao Yuqin, who was pushing against Tao Danian at the door, shivered and looked back hurriedly to see the situation, "Mr. Xiao Zhou, what's wrong?"I ignored h
"Comrade Cao, I am different from those people you have met."I lifted the cigarette on my finger and shook it."Tomorrow night, I will prepare food and wait for your good wine. I heard that Jinye Winery has 30 years of cellared original wine. Most people can't buy it. I smelled it on the train when I came here. It is indeed good wine. It’s a pity that I didn’t get it to drink, you must be able to get it.”"Of course I have to keep my words, I beg you!"Lao Cao shook his head and walked away with his hands behind his back.Bao Yuqin ran out of the house in a panic and said, "Mr. Xiao Zhou, come and see Qiang Bing and think of a way. How can he be like this?"When I entered the room and took a look, I saw Huang Mao squatting in the corner like a big mouse, with his head shrunk, squeaking and scratching and biting anyone who came up.The few villagers who came to help had their hands and faces covered with blood from his scratching, and
After being hit several times, Feng Juan said helplessly: "Lao Gao, please go back first. My sister-in-law is worried about waiting at home. Thank you for sending me this trip."Lao Gao rubbed his hands and said: "What relationship do I have with Wei Ge? Why do I need to say thank you? I told your sister-in-law that I will stay with you here tonight. You are here alone with Little Cherry, if anything happens , I can also help with the work.”As he spoke, he lifted his clothes and took out a small candy bar mobile phone from the mobile phone bag hanging on his belt.The Nokia 2110 has just been launched.He shook it show off and started pressing the buttons.Feng Juan quickly stopped him, "No, Lao Gao, I can take care of it myself. You can go back. Besides, there are no extra beds in this room. Where do you live?""The child is important. I can just stay on the chair for the night. I can help you anytime if you need anything."Lao Gao
The twisting body suddenly stopped.Feng Juan, who was struggling to wake up, suddenly opened her eyes, turned over and sat up, picked up the baby and wanted to breastfeed.I knocked on the window and said in a deep voice: "Don't feed her. The more you feed her, the more trouble she will make."Feng Juan was startled, hugged the child tightly, grabbed the quilt to cover her body, and looked towards the window in horror."Don't be afraid, I'm Zhou Cheng. Sister Feng, please light the incense in the window again, hold the child in front of the incense, and rock it gently for a while. When she falls asleep again, come to the consulting room. I have something to say to you. .”After saying this, I didn't stay outside the window, returned to the consulting room, took out two talismans and put them on the table, boiled water and made a pot of tea.About half an hour later, Feng Juan came over.It was obvious that he had simply cleaned up, h
Fish and dragons danced and sweated like rain.After venting her heart out, Feng Juan did not stay in my bed for the night. Instead, she struggled to get up, put on her clothes, and left quietly as she had come, even closing the door carefully.I lay on the bed, feeling refreshed and comfortable. I had the urge to hold Feng Juan down and do it a few more times.Sister Miao said that sex is like a knife, and she personally made me realize the power of this knife.However, there is one thing I don't understand.Are all women knives, or are only women like her knives?Feng Juan and Sister Miao are completely different.Sister Miao was as strong as a leopard, without a trace of fat on her body. When she was extremely excited, every muscle in her body was tense, full of a terrifying sense of strength, as if she was desperately fighting the enemy.But Feng Juan's body was as soft as dough, seemingly without any muscles. The more excit
The long-haired man had a look of astonishment on his face.Obviously, he didn't expect that as soon as he walked in the door, I would reveal the truth directly.But he immediately returned to normal, leaned on the back of the sofa, crossed his legs, and said: "Okay, let's not talk secretly. You injured Mr. Ding and my brother yesterday. I'm here to help them." The two of you want justice. You chop off your hands and feet to make amends, and let this matter go. Otherwise, you have to give up your life."There is no basis for what he says, and there is nothing hidden behind what he says. This is not a real charlatan, he should just be a street gangster.They have no inheritance, they just rely on their bravery and ruthlessness, dare to fight and kill, and form gangs on the street to form a force. They claim to be the sons and daughters of the Jianghu, but in fact they do not understand the real Jianghu methods and allusions.I can't help but be a
"What are you going to tell me? Do you want to reveal your true feelings first? My pulse is chaotic..."I cupped my fist at Lao Cao and prepared to report the bottom of the market."Don't talk to me about this." Lao Cao interrupted me angrily, "I have been a policeman all my life and I don't understand your slang."I said, "Then you are always going to use your identity as a public servant to chat with me?""I have ten months to retire." Lao Cao sat down at the table. "Whoever doesn't let me retire safely will not have a good time."I laughed and said, "How about drinking and chatting at the same time? Chatting is not good, I will return the wine to you intact."Lao Cao sneered, "Am I afraid you'll pay me back? Wen Shang!"I responded, poured both bottles of wine into the flask, scalded them in boiling water, sat down opposite Lao Cao, and asked, "What did you hear about me, why did you come to my door and put so much force on me?" "
I sat in Sanqing Hall all night.Fortunately, there was a charcoal basin, tea, snacks, and a thief-like calico cat.After hesitating for a while, it gave up its plan to lie down next to the charcoal basin. It arched its head and got into my arms, curled up in a ball comfortably, closed its eyes and rested.It's quite a hand warmer.I took advantage of this night's time to read through the book "The Immortal Fetus Yuan Talisman" written by Ge Hong himself.Sure enough, it is very different from the version I learned.This edition contains a lot of content about health guidance, refining inner elixirs, and only a small part of the content about treating external diseases and warding off evil spirits.In the version I have studied, health guidance and refining inner elixirs only account for a small part. The rest are all about treating external diseases, warding off evil spirits and eliminating disasters. There are more contents than thi
I looked at the thin booklet in my hand, took a long breath, and asked, "Xiangu, if you can't trust me, you don't need me. There's no need to beat me like this."Huang Xuanran smiled and said: "Normally I can't do without Gaotian Temple, that is, during the New Year's Eve, when yin and yang change, the old and the new are renewed, there is such a gap to escape, so every year on the 30th, I will use Chenyin to go out. But she complained that I kept her from going out during the Chinese New Year. You happened to be here this year, and you were the outer shell. It happened that we didn’t interfere with each other, so I went out with you to see the excitement. I didn’t tell you beforehand, It's not my fault, I apologize to you."As she said this, she actually bowed and apologized to me.I hid aside and did not accept her gift. I said, "Xiangu, I can't bear your gift. Please tell me what you want to do in the future. I am not an open and selfless gentleman. I cam
This is considered settled.There is no need to swear or sign a blood contract or anything like that.For charlatans, if they really don't want to abide by their agreement, no oath can stop them.Ge Xiu's own life is the greatest guarantee of this agreement.Although I said I don’t need his help.But he will definitely help me get to the position of Immortal Master.Because only if I become the Immortal Master of the Earthly Immortal Society can I ensure that I can effectively complete the final treatment for him.If I can't take the position of Immortal Master and run away, Ge Xiu will have no choice but to wait for death.When I came out of the alchemy room, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening.Sporadic firecrackers have begun to sound on the street.Most of them are children who are hanging out and playing. They carry small whips in their pockets and hold incense in their hands. They light it as they wa
"Wowo..."Ge Xiu made an unclear sound.Looking at me with pleading eyes.This is asking me to save him.I took out a moxibustion needle and inserted it into the back of his neck."help me……"Ge Xiu's voice immediately became clear.He was stunned for a moment, ecstatic, and hurriedly said: "Zhou Cheng, cure me, and I will accept you as my disciple. From now on, everything I have will be passed on to you."I smiled and looked at the old snake's body, "I don't dare to be your disciple. If you make me into a human elixir one day, I won't be able to find my grave even if I cry."Ge Xiu said: "Don't worry, I won't do that. It will take twenty years to refine the Human Refining Pill. I won't live that long. Refining another one will only make it easier for others. Zhou Cheng, you came to Jincheng to set up a pillar." Get rich, become my disciple, inherit my power, and save fifty years of struggle."I felt Ge Xiu's pulse a
interesting.This dog is actually unaffected by the flower-shooting technique.It shows that this courtyard is designed to prevent outsiders from practicing magic.I immediately backed away from the courtyard gate and turned to the back of the house.There was actually an old yellow dog in the backyard, exactly the same as the one in the front yard, even the scars on its ears were exactly the same.I then understood why this dog was not afraid of the flower-patting technique.These two dogs were born from the same litter and were raised together since childhood. They have exactly the same food, housing and running around. This establishes a psychic connection between one litter and two hearts. They look like two dogs, but in fact they are not. It is a dog, just like the two-headed dog in myths and legends. As long as one end is awake, the other end will not be affected by any spells.And if the two dogs are separated by a house, no on
I asked strangely: "How do you know it's not my cat?"Lu Chenyin grabbed the calico cat by the back of its neck, brought it up to his eyes, and looked at it carefully, "Looking at the face, it doesn't match your personality. If you had raised it, it would have died long ago. How could it still be so fat and smooth?" ?”The calico cat had its ears drooped, its paws were curled up on its belly, and its entire body was hunched up, showing strong fear.I smiled and said, "You can also read faces of cats, that's amazing."Lu Chenyinqu flicked the calico cat's head with his finger and said: "As long as it is a living creature, it has its appearance. The so-called Tao has a form, which is called an appearance. Don't worry about the appearance of people, horses, dogs, rooms, objects, earth, and sky. Then They are all inseparable from their origins. As long as you master the secret, then one method can be applied to all methods. Regardless of whether it is touc
As the Chinese New Year approaches, the world is at peace.Under the special action of the police, the big brothers on the road were caught and ran away to death, and the world of Jincheng became quiet.The whereabouts of Qin Yuanzhi, who escaped from prison, were unknown and he never showed up again.Xiu Jiashou was probably concentrating on guarding Qin Yuanzhi and didn't make any move.Men Hongqiang died, but Ge Xiu was extremely quiet and no trouble occurred.My place is even more safe and sound, and no one is looking for trouble for me.On the twenty-eighth day, finally no one came to my door again without giving new year gifts.I spared some time and started tidying up the house and cleaning in preparation for the New Year.Although we are alone, celebrating the New Year, the beginning of the new year, and the renewal of everything, are particularly important to us warlocks.Especially those who have long-term injuri
I laughed silently.This woman is really a big gambler, and she dares to place such a big bet before she has even written her horoscope."What? You don't like me, a widow?"Zhan Junni raised her head half-way and raised her eyes to look at me sideways, her face full of spring water and charming like silk.It's really tempting.This is the first time I have met such a woman who can make people's hearts flutter with just one look.Her bastard husband may not have married her just for revenge.However, what impressed me more deeply was her razor-sharp aura.I think that's the real her."If strangers want to establish a stable relationship, they must have common interests or common secrets, but it will never include physical relationships. It is normal for you and me to pull up our pants and not recognize others. If you want to rely on It would be too presumptuous to tie me up."Zhan Junni smiled lightly, straightened up
After Mumoshan showed up for this meal, I was fine with it a year ago.But I can't relax either.The gentlemen from the county who joined the seminar came one after another, taking up most of my free time, so that I had no time to read or watch the news during the day.This made me really uneasy, and I even understood Ge Xiulong Xiaowu.If everyone who comes to the door is met once, then there is no need to do anything serious.After careful consideration, I called Aunt Ma over to deal with the situation, and asked Bao Yuqin to come over to help, while I hid in the back room and pretended not to be home.The two old ladies were both eloquent, and Aunt Ma had a special status in the seminar, so she didn't treat the visitors in the cold.After two days of this, He Qiangbing came back, and Bao Yuqin, who was very happy, immediately grabbed him and asked me to see if the problem was solved.I felt his pulse and looked at his face ca