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Chapter 567: Being Fucked by a Pig
"What? Doesn't it sound good?"
In the mirror, Lin Tingxiao turned his head and looked at Zhou Ze.
Zhou Ze stuck out his tongue: "It sounds good, I think it's quite precious."
"Of course it sounds good, will the name I choose still sound bad?" Lin Muyuan raised his head proudly.
But he quickly reacted.
"Wait a minute, brat, what did you just say? Do you think it's pretty precious too?"
"OK."
Lin Muyuan stood in front of the mirror and looked at Zhou Ze.
"Tell me, since just now I have felt that there is something wrong with you. What is your relationship with my girl?"
Zhou Ze scratched his head and said with a smile: "Of course they are boyfriend and girlfriend. Why can't uncle, who is so smart, not see that?"
"Depend on!"
Lin Muyuan stamped his feet fiercely.
"Damn it, the good cabbage I worked so hard to give birth to was lost to a pig."
Hearing Lin Muyuan say this, Zhou Ze suddenly became unhappy
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"It turns out it was for this matter. Why should I take it seriously?"Zhou Ze nodded: "Don't worry, I won't tell them that you turned into a child.""I think you're looking for a beating." Lin Muyuan was about to get up and come over to beat Zhou Ze.But he found that his body could not move!"What's going on with me? Why can't I move my body?"Zhou Ze said without any panic: "You've been lying down for three years, you'd be damned if you could still move your body right away.""well…""Can I remove this tube or something from my body?" Lin Muyuan asked.Zhou Ze thought for a while: "Okay.""But I need to open the window for you to ventilate it first."After saying that, Zhou Ze pulled back the curtains and opened the window.A breeze blew in.Lin Muyuan was lying on the bed comfortably, his face full of nostalgia."call.""I'm finally back."Zhou Ze opened the door, turned around and s
What A Fierce Taoist Chapter 569 Always Being a Driver
"Ha...Zhou Ze, why do I always act as your driver?" Zhang Bing said speechlessly.Zhou Ze was lying on the passenger seat and stood up slowly after hearing Zhang Bing's question."Haven't you noticed that since you became my driver, you have become much more relaxed?" Zhou Ze asked with a smile.Zhang Bing was stunned for a moment while driving the car.Thinking back on his fearful life in the Northern Military Region.In comparison, Zhou Ze seemed particularly relaxed around him."seems like it.""That's fine." Zhou Ze said with a smile."etc."Zhang Bing suddenly reacted: "I didn't admit that I was your driver!""I understand, I understand." Zhou Ze smiled and nodded."By the way, Driver Zhang Bing, there are many people on the street where we are going. I hope you can pay attention to safety and drive slower." Zhou Ze said.Zhang Bing rolled his eyes at Zhou Ze."Hurry up and get out of here."
What A Fierce Taoist Chapter 570 Return to Taoist Temple
"By the way, Zhang Bing, you can wait for a while by yourself while I disappear for a moment."Zhou Ze was sitting in the passenger seat and said this for no reason.Zhang Bing was stunned.After looking around, I saw that it was indeed the Jingzhou Expressway!"Where do you want to disappear to?" Zhang Bing asked: "I am driving the car, where can you disappear to?""You don't have to worry about it. Just drive your car with peace of mind." Zhou Ze said with a smile.Then, Zhou Ze realized a problem.He quickly asked Master Dao in his heart."Master Tao, if I enter the Taoist temple now, will the car drive away but I will still be where I am?"Master Dao: "You said that, it's quite possible!""What is very possible? Master Dao, can you be more certain? We are on the highway!"Zhou Ze said helplessly: "If the car has left, but the space after I disappeared has not left, then if I show up again, wouldn't I be in
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While Zhang Bing was driving, Zhou Ze had actually undergone earth-shaking changes.Although he was right next to Zhang Bing, Zhang Bing didn't notice it.Forehead…To be precise, it was in the small Taoist temple next to Zhang Bing.Zhou Ze sat in the newly opened room, looking solemnly at an ancient book in front of him."call."After reading it, Zhou Ze let out a long sigh of relief.After rolling up the book and putting it back in its original position, Zhou Ze started the next book.in this space.In addition to all the unique secrets of all sects in ancient times, the book also contains medical skills, technology, poetry and so on.Zhou Ze's inner knowledge has been improved in all aspects.While reading the secret book of unique skills, Zhou Ze stood up and practiced while reading.When he saw the secret technique of Chinese medicine, Zhou Ze brought the Chinese medicine from the cooking pharmacy a
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"Zhou Ze, why do I feel that your temperament has changed?"After paying the highway toll, Zhang Bing suddenly turned to look at Zhou Ze.Zhou Ze smiled and said casually: "I disappeared just now to have a plastic surgery.""Oh, that's it.""What? You guys really believe it." Zhou Ze couldn't help but roll his eyes at Zhang Bing.At this time, Zhang Bing asked Zhou Ze, "Where are we going now?""Find a place to sleep."Zhou Ze turned his head and looked at the sky outside, which was brightly lit.Zhang Bing said, "Are you sleepy? Otherwise, we can go directly to the court entrance and wait.""What? Aren't you tired from driving all the way?" Zhou Ze asked curiously.Only then did Zhang Bing tell his reasons."Rather than being stuck in traffic during the day, I'd rather sleep in the car."Zhou Ze looked at Zhang Bing in surprise."I noticed that you seem to be very thoughtful.""What should I
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"Didi didi."What saved Zhou Jiang was the rapid sound of a car whistle.The reporter reluctantly stepped away from Zhou Jiang.When it comes to giving way to cars, no one is in a daze.Zhou Jiang looked gratefully at the vehicles that came to his rescue.It's actually Su Qing? !Who is Su Qing? He is the director of the Domestic Traffic Management Bureau!The greatest official.Moreover, this man was an upright man. Zhou Bohai would not be able to invite him to dinner on weekdays at all!It seems that this time Su Qing is here to curry favor with herself.Zhou Jiang imagined himself very beautifully in his heart.Even when Su Qing got off the car, Zhou Jiang hurried over to greet him.At this time, a team of security guards rushed out of the court.Several people drove away all the reporters standing in front of the court.Zhang Bing was sleeping in the car and no one noticed him.Zhou
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"This is a little more solemn."Zhou Ze walked in the lobby of the court with his hands behind his hands and said softly.He looked leisurely and contented, as if he was not the one who received the summons."If you don't hurry up, you'll just turn around and live inside."Zhou Jiang pointed to the side of the court.Zhou Ze followed Zhou Jiang's fingers and looked over.Next to the courthouse is the prison."Hahaha, you are really awesome." Zhou Ze turned to look at Zhou Jiang and said with a smile."Not only did he kidnap my girlfriend, but he also accused me of speeding on the Jingzhou Expressway.""certainly."Zhou Jiang raised his eyebrows."Brother Zhou Ze, do you think I have been working for a living in Jingzhou all these years?""I've always thought that's just the way your brain is." Zhou Ze said with a smile.After saying that, Zhou Ze left with his hands behind his back."Depend on
What A Fierce Taoist Chapter 575 Is there any truth in your mouth?
Are you sure this person is the defense lawyer hired by Zhou Ze?How do you feel that if he was really allowed to defend Zhou Ze, he would have been sentenced to three years.No matter what, I have to let him do it for five years!What do you mean the opposing lawyer is right?Even Zhou Bohai couldn't help but rush up and grab Zhang Bing's collar and roared: "Which side are you on?"The expressionless judge was also stunned.As a judge, the first lesson he ever learned was not to show any emotion in court.But after Zhang Bing said that sentence.He wanted to laugh.He really wanted to laugh.But in the end, his professionalism made him suppress his inner smile."You brat, you're right, you took your time." Zhou Ze said to Zhang Bing in a low voice.Unlike others.When everyone was questioning whether Zhang Bing was a lawyer or not, what he said sounded so much like the helper on the other side.
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What A Fierce Taoist Chapter 1051 Meeting Li Linshuo
"Depend on."Zhou Ze couldn't help but cursed secretly.This Li Linshuo is really smart!He actually brought ordinary people here. Did he think that I would use my own abilities to escape?Really helpless.Seeing this, Zhou Ze had no choice but to loosen his palm and stood waiting for the person at the door to slowly come in.Finally, a large number of police officers filed in.Zhou Ze and Guo Dali were immediately surrounded by a group of police officers with guns drawn."do not move!""do not move!"Zhang Bing, who was covered in blood, was also brought to Zhou Ze and Guo Dali by the police.Zhou Ze smiled and said, "We have already solved the matter here for you. You don't need to bother, but you don't need to thank us."Listening to Zhou Ze's words, the surrounding police officers did not change their expressions at all, and even raised the muzzles of their guns.Zhou Ze looked helplessly at the
