"Good intentions are treated like a donkey's liver and lungs..."
"If the old man hadn't taken his brothers and ran away all night, I wouldn't have had to work hard to make money..."
Zhou Zeshen was lying on the steps on the street, his face full of helplessness.
My Qingfeng Taoist Temple is in dilapidated condition and has lost its incense for a long time. That bastard old man must have passed the Taoist Temple to me because he saw the Taoist Temple in this state!
Originally, I just wanted to lie down in the Taoist temple, grow vegetables and raise chickens every day, and be a salted fish with peace of mind, but I didn't expect that that bastard old man actually forced me to go down the mountain to make money!
Zhou Ze was so angry that he took out the crumpled letter from his pocket:
"Good disciple, my master sees that you are talented and intelligent, so I have passed on the position of master of the Qingfeng Taoist Temple to you. I hope that when my master and all my brothers return from their immortal journey, the Taoist temple can regain its former splendor from your hands!"
"They are all liars!" Zhou Ze's master's wretched smile appeared in his mind. There was no need to think that Qingfengguan was also the mess he left for him!
"Hey! Why don't you run?"
A female voice reached Zhou Ze's ears.
"Is trouble coming so soon?" Zhou Ze stood up and looked at the woman in front of him carefully.
Dressed in formal clothes, with neat short hair and a straight figure, Zhou Ze's eyes couldn't help but shine.
So neat and tidy, he must be rich!
"It's not trouble, it's business." Zhou Ze stood up straight and looked serious.
"This donor, I don't know what you want to calculate. The master of this temple knows astronomy and geography..."
"Stop!" Leng Qiaoshuang stopped Zhou Ze, patted the epaulette on his shoulder and said, "My name is Leng Qiaoshuang, and I am the urban management officer of this area."
"Holy shit!"
Only then did Zhou Ze notice the words on the woman's body. The big words "urban management" were so dazzling.
"Hehehe."
Zhou Ze giggled and looked around.
The shops that originally occupied the street have long been wiped out, and even Hussuan next to them is missing.
"Run!" Zhou Ze turned around and ran away!
As he ran, he complained: "Young Master wanted to make a living by setting up a fortune-telling stall to earn money to repair the Taoist temple, but I didn't expect that he died before he even started!"
"Stop!" Leng Qiaoshuang was angry.
In all her years as a city manager, she has never seen such an arrogant person!
Telling fortunes in front of oneself and running away in front of oneself? This Leng Qiaoshuang can't bear it!
Just when Leng Qiaoshuang was about to give chase, she discovered that the arrogant young man was... back again? !
"What do you mean? Don't run away? Accept the fine?" Leng Qiaoshuang was also stunned.
On weekdays, the urban management and these vendors seem to have made an agreement. If you run away, I will pretend to chase you and find an opportunity to let you go.
Unexpectedly, this young man turned back again, which made Leng Qiaoshuang not sure what to do.
"I don't have the money to pay the fine." Zhou Ze said seriously: "But I noticed that your forehead is dark and the veins are faintly exposed. I'm afraid you are going to..."
"What do you want?" Leng Qiaoshuang blurted out.
"I have menstrual cramps." Zhou Ze patted Leng Qiaoshuang's shoulder like an old man.
This action stunned the small city manager who came to Leng Qiaoshuang's side.
My captain lives up to his name! Is this a frosty goddess that a liar like you, who sets up a fortune-telling stall, can touch?
"You bastard!" As expected, Leng Qiaoshuang's face instantly darkened after hearing Zhou Ze's words.
"You are repeating what you just said!"
"It shouldn't be." Zhou Ze took Leng Qiaoshuang's hand, lightly tapped his wrist with his fingers and said to himself: "There's nothing wrong with your ears..."
"Get out!" Leng Qiaoshuang kicked him over.
Originally at such a close distance, Leng Qiaoshuang could have knocked Zhou Ze down with one kick, but unexpectedly, Zhou Ze easily turned around and dodged.
But just this kick made Leng Qiaoshuang squat on the ground, holding her stomach.
"Ouch...my belly..."
"Captain Leng, what's wrong with you?" The small city manager next to Leng Qiaoshuang quickly supported his captain.
"I...I have a stomachache." Leng Qiaoshuang insisted through gritted teeth, a layer of cold sweat breaking out on her forehead.
"What did you do?!" The little city manager glared at Zhou Ze angrily.
He clearly saw his captain kicking the young man and squatting on the ground holding his stomach.
"I didn't do anything." Zhou Ze spread his hands and tried to explain.
"I saw my captain kicked you and you became like this!"
"What are you talking about! Is it my fault that someone kicked me?" Zhou Ze didn't want to be blackmailed even though he didn't make any money.
"Didn't I tell you that she has dysmenorrhea?" Zhou Ze squatted on the ground and looked at Leng Qiaoshuang and continued, "But I have a set of acupuncture techniques that can relieve your pain."
"Charlatan, what else are you going to do to our captain?" the little city manager was angry.
It didn't matter that he shouted, a group of people watching the excitement gathered around the street, and some even raised their mobile phones.
"You have insulted my name as the master of Qingfeng Taoist Temple. If you want to beg me, I won't give you an acupuncture!" Zhou Ze's face suddenly turned gloomy when he saw people gathered around him.
"You!" The little city manager wanted to say something more, but was stopped by Leng Qiaoshuang.
"Can you really relieve the pain?" Leng Qiaoshuang raised her weak face and asked.
Zhou Ze shrugged his shoulders, casually glanced at Leng Qiaoshuang's lower abdomen and said, "You often use a corset and painkillers as soon as your menstrual period comes. Over time, your pain will be several times that of ordinary people."
"How do you know I use a corset..." Leng Qiaoshuang covered her belly and looked at Zhou Ze with a suspicious look on her face: "Can you really help me relieve the pain?"
"That goes without saying." Zhou Ze rolled up his sleeves and put on an air of style.
"Captain! Don't listen to his nonsense. I'll go to the store next door and get you a cup of hot water..." The little city manager looked at Zhou Ze and said quickly to Leng Qiaoshuang.
"It's okay, I don't think he is a charlatan." Leng Qiaoshuang smiled and nodded towards Zhou Ze.
He had just looked at himself and guessed that he often used abdominal belts and painkillers during his menstrual period, so he was not a so-called charlatan.
But at this time, Zhou Ze's expression changed, and he spoke hesitantly:
"That...the silver needle I used was placed in the Taoist temple...I didn't take it out..."
"Look what I said!" The little city manager grabbed Zhou Ze's tail and screamed quickly.
The people around him also looked at Zhou Ze with contempt, all thinking in their minds that this young man was definitely a charlatan!
"You are just a charlatan. Did you see our Captain Leng's good looks and deliberately attract the Captain's attention like this?"
Leng Qiaoshuang also frowned and stared at Zhou Ze, but she didn't expect that he was really a charlatan.
"Okay... I don't need you to help me... You just said those things just to ask for money... I'll give it to you." Leng Qiaoshuang said weakly.
The little city manager was anxious at this moment: "Captain! Why do you give money to a liar!"
"I'm not a liar..." Zhou Ze couldn't argue.
"Ha! Who will believe you when you say you are not a liar! Unless you take out the silver needle!"
Zhou Ze put his hands in his pockets helplessly: "I told you that I left them in the Taoist temple..."
Before he finished speaking, Zhou Ze suddenly noticed that there was an object in his palm. He opened his palm and the silver needle that should have been in the Taoist temple appeared in the palm of his hand!
What's happening here? !
Zhou Ze was dumbfounded...
"Am I...retrieving something from the air?"
"Ahem."Zhou Ze coughed twice to relieve his embarrassment.I must have lost my silver needle in the Taoist temple. Even if it wasn't in the Taoist temple, why didn't I turn it over and over, but when I thought about it, it appeared in the palm of my hand?"I forgot, the silver needle is in my pocket." Zhou Ze could only panic casually, after all, he didn't know what the situation was."Hey! Are you entertaining me?" The little city manager took out the baton from his waist and started to beat him in anger."Okay, you go to another street and have a look." Leng Qiaoshuang quickly pushed away the small urban management officer and looked at Zhou Ze with a weak face: "Now that the Taoist priest has found the silver needle, I wonder if you can relieve my pain. ..."After thinking for a while, Leng Qiaoshuang added: "I will pay for it for you."After hearing Leng Qiaoshuang's words, Zhou Ze couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth
Zhou Ze rubbed his eyes in disbelief.How can this be? !Even if he was dazzled, he couldn't even see such a big Taoist temple just now.Just when Zhou Ze was wondering if he had a mental problem, the two old men beside him spoke.Their faces were flushed, their eyes were twinkling, and they said excitedly: "Great! Sincerity leads to success. We finally see Qingfeng Taoist Temple again!""Yes, old man, this time we finally did not come in vain.""Um..." Zhou Ze walked over slowly: "From what you two think, this Taoist temple is not easy to see?"The old man patted Zhou Ze's shoulder and said, "Young man, this is your first time seeing this Taoist temple! But since you have already seen this Taoist temple, it doesn't matter if I tell you the secret of Qingfeng Taoist Temple.""Secret?" Zhou Ze said to himself: "I have lived here for almost ten years, and I have never seen any secrets when I go in and out."Now it was the ol
It looks really good.By the window of a Chinese medicine shop, there were three people peeking in furtively. These three people were the three Zhou Ze people who came down from Qingfeng Mountain.Lin Tingxiao lowered his voice and said cautiously: "My granddaughter is pretty, isn't she?""It looks good." Zhou Ze nodded in agreement.She had a beautiful face, light makeup on her face, sparkling eyes, and a beautiful face with a slight smile. Zhou Ze couldn't help but be stunned. He had rarely seen such a beautiful woman in the Taoist Temple over the years.Unexpectedly, Lin Tingxiao's granddaughter was actually the manager of a Chinese medicine store."You're the store manager at such a young age?" Zhou Ze asked."Working part-time during college vacation."Lin Tingxiao was a little proud: "I was right, grandson-in-law, does he look good?""Although I admit that she is quite good-looking, I did not promise you to become yo
"Brother, if I'm right, you should be a Taoist priest, and you are still a Taoist priest."The emotionless voice sounded from the bottom of Zhou Ze's heart again. It must be that the "Taoist Primordial Spirit" also sneered at Zhou Ze's words just now.He is obviously a Taoist priest who relies on fortune telling, but he is saying that he believes in science and there are no ghosts and gods."ah!"Zhou Ze was startled again. After calling him for a long time, he slowly said, "Are you a human or a ghost?""I am the Taoist Primordial Spirit!""Taoist temple...does it still have a soul?!" Zhou Ze obviously didn't believe it."Then you think you can summon the silver needle out of thin air from the Taoist temple. Are you lying? And that old hen fell from the sky?""That's true." Zhou Ze nodded, trying to convince himself that this Taoist spirit was real."Then what do you mean by the fact that the Taoist temple was broken just
The change of title naturally showed Zhou Ze's recognition of Bianren's strength.Bianren smiled calmly: "How about we compete in hiding and finding objects?""Hiding things and looking for things?" Hu Su'an echoed from the side: "Little liar, you are done, now you have kicked the iron plate. My senior brother's Xiao Liuren is the best in our Gaochen Taoist temple besides Master!"The man was also surprised and said: "You are Xiao Liuren who can count everything! He is indeed Taoist Master Bianren! Come on, little liar, since it is a competition, you will naturally have some luck.""What kind of lottery?" Zhou Ze frowned slightly.Bianren also stroked his goatee and said, "We Taoist priests don't need prize money for our competition.""Of course I understand the rules of the Taoist priest." The man said with a smile: "It's not the Taoist priest who is betting on the boss, but I am the boss. The Taoist priest is just helping me out."A
"I am indeed a good money-maker!"Seeing the extra 10,000 yuan in his account, Zhou Ze felt extremely excited and immediately found a luxurious hotel to stay in."A good money-maker?" In the bottom of my heart, Master Dao's mechanical voice sounded again: "If it weren't for Master Dao's existence, would you have beaten that Bianren? It would have been a tie at most.""Thank you so much, Master Dao." Zhou Ze responded with a smile.That Bianren did have real abilities, but unfortunately he met himself."Before we repair the Taoist temple, why not order a delicious meal." Zhou Ze said to himself and took out his mobile phone.You wouldn't know it without looking at your phone. When he looked at his account, Zhou Ze was dumbfounded."My money!"The huge red deficit on the phone screen filled Zhou Ze's eyes."What's it called?" the Taoist master's voice sounded: "Of course I used it to repair the Taoist temple. The ten thousan
"To be precise, that's it."Leng Qiaoshuang looked at Zhou Ze distressedly. After this contact, she had already regarded Zhou Ze as her younger brother, and she was no longer as cold as she was during the day."Yeah, I'm really unlucky today." Zhou Ze looked helpless, but he still finished the bowl of noodles in front of him.No matter how you go in the future, your current meal must be delicious, otherwise you won’t know where your next meal will be."Does your family not care about you?" Leng Qiaoshuang asked."Family members?" Zhou Ze shook his head: "I just ran away from home, they don't care about my life or death.""Don't say that, how can we not care about your life or death as we are all members of the same family." Leng Qiaoshuang felt that Zhou Ze's words were too harsh.But Zhou Ze, who wiped his mouth, was obviously not moved by Leng Qiaoshuang's words: "My family affairs are very complicated. Otherwise, they would have as
"My Xue'er is so pretty, so she didn't attract him?" Chen Qi joked.The three of them were talking and laughing as they sat on the machine that Zhou Ze had turned on for them and started typing on the keyboard.Zhou Ze looked at Lin Zhaoxue through the surveillance camera with complicated eyes. After much deliberation, he decided to make a fortune for himself and Lin Zhaoxue.The result was not what Zhou Ze expected, and it was also the result that Zhou Ze least wanted to see.There is a fate, and a great fate!"Smelly old man, this is not fun." Zhou Ze had a headache."Hey, turn on the machine." Just as Zhou Ze was lost in thought, a fierce-looking man came to the front of the stage."ID card." Zhou Ze still behaved accordingly.But the man didn't seem to be in a hurry to turn on the machine. Instead, he glanced inside with a pair of ruthless eyes."Hey, network administrator, turn on the 21d machine for me." The man hand