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"Vivian is f*cking gorgeous, and when she walks into the room, my d*ck gets hard as f*ck. But when she opens her mouth, my dick sucks into my body like a f*cking turtle."

I'm sipping on my soda when he says this and I snort and spray my soda all over my vanity mirror. I have a coughing fit and feel the sting in my nose from the carbonation of my soda.

"What the hell just happened?" He asked on speaker, still sitting on my vanity, covered in my spot and soda.

I finish coughing grab a towel l and begin wiping everything up. "You made me snort out my soda."

"Shut up. Out of your nose and everything?"

"Yes, it f*cking burns. And my makeup is ruined, so thanks a lot asshole."

"I'm an asshole? Just because I can make you laugh? How is that?"

"It's because you made me laugh and spray all over my mirror and everything that you're the asshole. And I have to start all over now."

"Goodie for me. More chatting time."

"Aren't you going out with Asian Beauty tonight?"

There was grumbling