Yu Wenyi did what he said and made a fool of himself after he finished speaking. As expected, he made a fool of himself!
Just as she was about to lift her legs to do some basic exercises, she felt a strong cramp in her stomach.
It was as if a huge hand was stirring in her stomach, causing her heart, liver and lungs to ache.
Yu Wenyi's forehead was covered with cold sweat, and a surge of wild energy was surging through his body, about to break through the barrier and rush out...
Fang Xueyi realized it later and was dancing hard in a corner of the stage. She turned around and saw Yu Wenyi standing there without any reaction. She suddenly became anxious and spoke in a voice that only the two of them could hear.
He whispered, "Ayi, why don't you jump? This opportunity is so rare for us, jump quickly, come on, do it like me, left hand and right hand in slow motion."
"Got it, cousin."
Yu Wenyi gritted his teeth and stretched his arms. Unexpectedly, a mysterious switch was triggered. The roaring gas in his stomach immediately found an outlet and rushed out...
The eyes of the whole audience were focused on the stage at this time. Fang Xueyi was seen jumping around like a monkey, while Yu Wenyi was standing there like a piece of wood.
After a long time, she turned around with difficulty and stretched out her arms, and something unexpected happened.
As she turned around, she farted so loudly that it went straight into the sky, and the big guys sitting in the first row were the first to be hit.
There was a big shot in the film and television industry sitting below Yu Wenyi.
After a loud bang, everyone watched helplessly as the boss's wig was blown off by Yu Wenyi's fart.
With a plop, it fell to the ground.
“So bright!”
The boss's head seemed to light up like a spotlight, but his face turned green, and then he began to retch.
The boss retched and roared intermittently, "Never hire her! Ban...kill her!"
After saying this, the boss immediately became excited again!
The boss's dry retching sound seemed to turn on a switch, and the dry retching sound continued one after another.
The scene was in chaos. Fang Xueyi stopped what she was doing and looked at the people below the stage retching helplessly.
She also heard a loud noise just now and thought it was the sound effect at the scene. Then a smell of rotten eggs came into her mouth and nose. She sniffed and looked at Yu Wenyi.
"Ayi, what happened just now?"
Yu Wenyi's face turned pale and she was about to cry.
"Cousin, what should I do? I seem to have diarrhea!"
After he said this, another loud bang exploded on the stage with great power.
Someone in the audience shouted, "Get this guy out of here, he's trying to poop!"
Yu Wenyi was filled with grief and indignation. He covered his buttocks and hurriedly ran off the stage, letting out a series of powerful farts as he left the stage.
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The people in the audience had different thoughts.
Jiang Biyun raised her wine glass and took a sip. If it was really this female star, then Lao Li's taste must be pretty good!
Li Youde had a pale face. There was an old acquaintance of similar age next to him. He knew that the female star on the stage was Li's mistress.
Quietly jokingly said, "Old Li, your girlfriend is very unique. She is such a well-known figure!"
Several people smiled knowingly.
Li Youde felt so ashamed that he had no face to show. It was indeed a woman who was not presentable and made him lose face.
Xie Daoxuan hid in a corner, covering his mouth and laughing secretly.
Mo Qizong looked at the stage, then looked at her, his eyes full of thought.
After a moment, he raised the corners of his lips, "Could this have anything to do with you?"
Xie Daoxuan sat up straight and said innocently, "God and heaven, I am just using the Tao to repay the body!"
Mo Qizong, "Give others their own way!"
Xie Daoxuan agreed, "Yes! That's it!"
Mo Qizong pondered, "Could it be that there was something wrong with the wine just now? But I clearly saw you drink it."
Xie Daoxuan smiled, his eyes brighter with excitement, "I drank her cup."
That's not right. But what Mo Qizong saw was that she clearly didn't do anything, so how could she have changed the wine glass?
Seeing Mo Qizong's doubts, Xie Daoxuan smiled slyly, "If even you can see through it, does it still count as cheating? Their little tricks are still very immature, and they are not enough for me! If you want to plot against me, you don't even have a chance!"
After saying this, Xie Daoxuan turned his head away and focused on watching the excitement on the stage.
Mo Qizon stared at Xie Daoxuan's bright profile thoughtfully. Today, Xie Daoxuan surprised him again. He found that he seemed to have never really understood her. Or had she changed completely?
It seemed that after returning from Mustang Mountain, she was no longer the same as before.
At this time, Yu Wenyi hurried away and went straight into the bathroom.
On the stage, Fang Xueyi gritted her teeth and finished her dance, while the audience below was shocked by the fart and was in a state of dejection.
After she finished dancing, they didn't even give her any face or applause. They all got up from their seats with their bags and prepared to leave.
Fang Xueyi was filled with resentment, when she suddenly caught a glimpse of Xie Daoxuan sitting in the audience, smiling at her with a meaningful smile.
How come she is fine and can still smile so happily.
Fang Xueyi felt a breath stuck in her chest. Her eyes rolled around. When one plan failed, a new one came to her mind.
"Dear guests, we just made a fool of ourselves!"
"You are quite self-aware. You didn't just embarrass yourself, you made yourself look bad!"
"Yes, my clothes are all smelly. What did he eat? Why does it smell like that?"
The guests in the audience were shouting. They were all well-known figures, but at this moment, they were able to say such things, which showed that they were extremely angry.
Fang Xueyi's face turned red and white, but she quickly calmed down.
"Um... I'm really sorry, it was just a small accident. Our performance is just a drop in the ocean. Now, please enjoy the finale of the night. Mrs. Xie Daoxuan, the president of Mo's Group, will bring you an unforgettable night. Please give her a round of applause!"
As she spoke, Fang Xueyi looked in the direction of Xie Daoxuan, and couldn't help but sneer, "If you don't let me have a good life, then let's go to hell together..."
Fang Xueyi laughed dryly. She knew that Xie Daoxuan was tone-deaf and his singing sounded like a saw.He deliberately cue Xie Daoxuan to come out and sing. With her making a fool of herself, he and Yu Wenyi wouldn't die too ugly.If she doesn't want to give the impression of being stage fright, Fang Xueyi will not be at a disadvantage no matter what."Why, don't you dare to come up? Xie Daoxuan!"Fang Xueyi looked provocative. When she said this, all the bigwigs in the banquet hall turned their eyes to Xie Daoxuan. They were more or less interested in this legendary figure.The bigwigs in the film and television industry are also very gossipy. They have long heard that the wife of Mo Qizong, the president of the Mo Group, is also from the entertainment industry, but she is not well-known, and the Mo family does not seem to like her.It seems that Xie Daoxuan is just a useless person with nothing in him!However, looking at Mo Qizon an
The smell of rotten eggs filled the suite. Li Youde wrinkled his nose and tried to hold back the churning in his stomach. "Baby, I'm giving you a laxative. People in the martial arts world gave you the nickname Chuan Tian Xiang, which is also called Loud and Loud!"Hearing this, Yu Wenyi suddenly raised his eyes, his eyes full of confusion, "Laxative? Isn't it an aphrodisiac?"Li Youde shrank back and said awkwardly, "Aphrodisiac? I'm a law-abiding citizen, how could I have such a thing as an aphrodisiac!"Li Youde is not stupid. Giving people aphrodisiacs is illegal. If Jiang Biyun knew about this, she would beat him to death.Yu Wenyi glared and yelled, "You clearly said something that would make her life worse than death!""Yeah, anyone who drinks it will indeed be worse than death! They will fart all the time!"Li Youde said with certainty.Speaking of farting, Yu Wenyi felt a severe pain in her lower abdomen again. She rushed int
The back seat window slowly rolled down, revealing the faces of the crazy couple in the back seat.The two people who were talking were petrified instantly, their faces disheveled in the wind."Zhengzheng, Mr. Mo and sister-in-law are here, why didn't you tell me earlier!""Hello, sister-in-law! Haha, the weather is so nice today! There is no wind at all!" The two had an awkward chat.Crazy woman Xie Daoxuan spoke first, "Hello! May I ask who you are?"The man laughed awkwardly, "Sister-in-law, we haven't seen each other for such a long time, you don't even remember me! I'm Luo Shanqi! I'm Mr. Mo's good friend!"Xie Daoxuan had a vague impression in his mind that these two people seemed to be good friends of the male protagonist.Thinking of this, she politely said, "Hello, Luoshanji, how is your chicken business this year? Is your chicken farm doing well?"A rare smile appeared on Mo Qizong's handsome face. He tried his best to
Xie Daoxuan walked upstairs quickly and opened the door. As expected, Molly was still awake. The little girl was curled up in a corner of the quilt, and the servant was sitting beside her, telling her a story.When Molly saw Xie Daoxuan coming back, her eyes lit up and she stretched out her two little hands for a hug."Mom, you're finally back. I missed you so much.""Ma'am, you're back."The servant said hello and stepped out, leaving space for the mother and daughter.Xie Daoxuan picked up Molly and scratched her nose affectionately. "It's so late, why aren't you sleeping yet?"Molly smiled, showing her eight little white teeth. "I'm waiting for you to come back. You promised me that you would go to the sports meeting with dad tomorrow. Did you remember?"Xie Daoxuan nodded slightly, "Of course I haven't forgotten!"Molly was beaming with joy, "Does Dad agree too?"In fact, Mo Qizong had not given her an accurate answer
When talking about his second disciple, Mo Qizong first thought of Zhu Bajie, and felt a little unhappy."At the banquet today, I accepted an apprentice, Mr. Jiang's son Li Kuolin, who is also your senior brother."Xie Daoxuan told the story slowly and clearly.Mo Qizong almost vomited blood, "You said that Senior Brother is a child under ten years old."Xie Daoxuan corrected him , " Your attitude is wrong. No matter how old he is, he is the first one to enter the school, so of course he is your senior brother. You always get hung up on such trivial matters. What's wrong? You don't want to learn anymore!"Mo Qizong was helpless, pursed his lips, and after a long while, he said sullenly, "I want to learn!"Xie Daoxuan clapped his hands, "Okay, if you want to learn, don't worry about those empty names. Now let's start practicing."Mo Qizong put aside all distracting thoughts in his mind and devoted himself to learning boxing from Xie Da
Mo Qizong looked at those red lips and blurted out without thinking, "I want to do...what I love to do!"Xie Daoxuan took a while to react, then realized the hidden meaning in his words, and immediately blushed, "You are such a pervert!"After saying that, he pushed Mo Qizong away and ran into the room as if escaping.Behind him, Mo Qizong blushed and said to save his dignity, "It was a slip of the tongue, a slip of the tongue."Unfortunately, Xie Daoxuan didn’t hear it.The next morning, Xie Daoxuan and Molly washed up, had breakfast, and waited for Mo Qizong downstairs.After returning to his room last night, Xie Daoxuan couldn't calm down for a long time. He tossed and turned for a long time before he could barely fall asleep.At this time, the dark circles under the eyes were particularly obvious.After a while, the sound of Mo Qizon's footsteps was heard upstairs. Xie Daoxuan felt uneasy and looked in the direction of the s
On the sports field, the competition became more and more intense, and the gap between the two families became smaller and smaller.The children watching the show also spontaneously split into two groups. A small number of children were Yuan Zixin's fans, shouting "Yuan Zixin, Dad! Come on!"In addition, most of the children were Molly's supporters, shouting at the top of their lungs, "Molly, Mom! Come on!"Xie Daoxuan held Mo Qizon and chased Yuan Zixin's parents closely. Seeing that the finish line was right in front of him, Xie Daoxuan gathered all his strength and ran towards the finish line.Yuan Zixin's father was not willing to be outdone. His face turned red, and he exerted all his strength with his legs and ran towards the finish line.A moment later, the two of them rushed towards the finish line at the same time. The crowd watching held their breath and saw with their own eyes that the two of them crossed the finish line at the same ti
Yuan Gang smiled and looked confident that no matter what the competition was, the woman in front of him would not be his opponent and would definitely bring shame upon herself.Thinking of this, Yuan Gang took the lead and said, "What do you think we should compete in?"Xie Daoxuan blinked slightly, staring at his well-developed tendon muscles, and said softly, "Let's compare your strengths, arm wrestling!"When they suddenly heard about arm wrestling, the crowd gasped.Teacher Molly quickly reminded, "Mom Molly, Zixin's father is a boxer. Have you forgotten? I don't think Molly's father can win in an arm wrestling match."Xie Daoxuan chuckled, "Teacher, you misunderstood, I want to compete with him in arm wrestling!"Yuan Zixin's mother is Fang Qin, who is also an athlete, specializing in archery.At this moment, she seemed to have heard something extremely funny, and couldn't help but sneer, "You want to challenge my husband? If he
Shen Lan was half pulled and half dragged away by Qi Yunzhu. Looking at the direction in which Shen Lan left, Xie Daoxuan felt slightly disappointed in his heart. It would be great if Shen Lan was his mother.Xie Daoxuan smiled mockingly until the stylist's voice brought her back to reality."Miss Xie, can we start now?""Sorry, I was distracted just now, it's okay."An hour later, Xie Daoxuan appeared in the lobby on the first floor dressed up, which brightened the eyes of Sister Maomao who was waiting on the sofa. Sister Maomao was originally drowsy waiting, but when Xie Daoxuan appeared in front of her, she immediately became energetic."My Xuanxuan is so beautiful that she surpasses everyone else." Sister Maomao praised.Xie Daoxuan smiled and accepted Sister Maomao's praise.The two left under the stylist's eager gaze and drove all the way to the address given by Sang Cen. Unfortunately, it was rush hour and the traffic was conge
"If you dare to hit me, I will tell Brother Qi Zong right away. You bully me, who will he help?"Qi Yunzhu puffed her lips, looking angry and showing no sign of weakness."Yunzhu, don't be unreasonable." A gentle female voice came from behind the door, like the sound of mountain spring water hitting rocks, and as gentle as the breeze blowing across the face, making the person who was soothed feel extremely comfortable and at ease.The door opened, and a woman in Chinese clothes walked out slowly from behind the door. When Xie Daoxuan looked over, his eyes lit up and a sense of familiarity arose spontaneously.The woman had beautiful eyebrows and eyes, and one could not help but feel fond of her at first sight. Her long hair was all tied up behind her head, revealing her smooth forehead. There were a few fine lines at the corners of her eyes, but it did not affect her beauty at all. Instead, it added a bit of mature charm to her.When Xie Daoxuan
"In that case, I won't participate in the remaining auditions. You can choose the other roles."Sang Qin stood up and breathed a long sigh of relief. Seeing that she was about to leave, Director Zhang and Spier also stood up quickly, as if they wanted to send her away quickly.When Sister Maomao saw Sang Qin was about to leave, she nudged Xie Daoxuan with her elbow, signaling her to be smart and say hello to Sang Qin.Xie Daoxuan restrained his emotions and followed suit, "Sister Sang, goodbye.""Don't be in a hurry to say goodbye, come with me." Sang Cen said as he packed his things."Let's go. Where are we going?" Xie Daoxuan looked at Sister Maomao, somewhat confused."There is a cocktail party tonight. You can join me. My best friend will also go and take you to meet her." Sang Cen said with a smile.Meeting Sang Cen's friend, Xie Daoxuan was even more confused as to what this meant.Sister Maomao quickly pushed Xie Daoxuan'
Director Zhang's words were particularly harsh. It might be because Xie Daoxuan's last rejection of Director Zhang made him feel particularly embarrassed. After all, not everyone has the confidence to reject a big international director.Sang Qin frowned slightly, not understanding where Director Zhang's strong hostility came from."Just perform according to your understanding and don't care what others say."Xie Daoxuan nodded, recalling in his mind the lines he had just read in the script. The script described that before the empress ascended the throne, she had a lively personality and was wielding swords all day long. The empress's mother at the time suddenly fell ill and passed away soon after.This scene tells the important story after the empress learned that her mother had passed away. This was a turning point in the empress's fate. Overnight, the empress transformed from an ignorant princess into a powerful empress.The staff outside the
Who is so sharp-tongued that he shows no mercy to others?Just as Xie Daoxuan was thinking, a tall and thin beauty with long flowing hair hurriedly ran out of the room and ran past her. The beauty covered her mouth with her hands, her eyes were red, as if she was about to cry in the next second.Xie Daoxuan and Sister Maomao quickly hid aside and automatically made way.Then I heard the woman inside continue to say, "Director Zhang, do all the actors you choose have such acting skills? Their facial features are all over the place, and the nose they made is almost sticking into my face. What kind of vision do you have? You want to put such people in my movie? I'd better forget it. If I can't find a suitable actor, the start date will have to be postponed."Xie Daoxuan asked in a low voice, "Who is this person? She sounds more powerful than Director Zhang and has a bad temper. How come she still has the final say on whether the movie can be made?"
Xie Daoxuan was a little surprised. She couldn't understand why Director Zhang wanted to find Sister Maomao when she had clearly rejected him."Why are you so surprised? The original web drama was temporarily rescheduled to next week, and then the TV station informed me to bring you for an audition. You are the champion of the All-Round Star Artist program. According to the contract, you should play a role in Director Zhang's movie. But it is a movie directed by an international director after all. I don't expect you to be outstanding in the movie. You can play the leading or second female lead. As long as you can show your face, I will be satisfied." Sister Maomao held the steering wheel with a faint smile on her lips.Xie Daoxuan didn't dare tell Sister Maomao that he had just rejected Director Zhang's proposal not long ago, and now he rashly came for the audition. He didn't know what Director Zhang would think.No matter how you think about it, it doesn't
"good."Xie Daoxuan blurted out without hesitation that the arrow that Mo Qizong blocked for her on Penglai Fairy Island allowed her to see her own heart more clearly, and the scene in her dream made her see clearly who was the one who truly loved her.Thinking of this, Xie Daoxuan wrapped his lotus-root-like white arms around Mo Qizong's neck. Mo Qizong's body stiffened. He didn't expect Xie Daoxuan to answer so straightforwardly and use his body to prove it.He opened his arms, hugged Xie Daoxuan back in his arms, and his hot lips fell on him again.Xie Daoxuan closed his eyes, feeling the warmth of his lips...“Dang dang dang.”The door of the master bedroom opened, interrupting the two people who were making love. Mo Qizong raised his head and looked at the bedroom door unhappily, "Who's outside?""Boss, there's a call from my wife downstairs. She said it's from her agent."It’s Sister Maomao.After running out of the
This sounds like a human being, Xie Daoxuan complained secretly, it was a pity that this man was injured. If he was not injured, Xie Daoxuan could not imagine how crazy he would be. Thinking of this, Xie Daoxuan's eyes were dark, and they moved all the way down to Mo Qizong's sturdy upper body. The scar on his chest was dazzling red, and it could be seen that it had just scabbed. The wound was a tender pink, flickering in the dim light."Last time... I didn't have the chance to say thank you for what happened on Penglai Fairy Island." Xie Daoxuan finally mustered up the courage to say this, looking towards Mo Qizong with tears in his eyes."Why should we say thank you?" Mo Qizong picked up the silk shirt and slowly put it on to cover his honey-colored skin.Xie Daoxuan retracted his secret gaze and said, "But you risked your life to save me. If it weren't for you, I'm afraid I would be dead now."Thinking of the cold arrow that day, Xie Daoxuan was qui
Mo Qizong did not respond either. His black eyes stared at her closely. Light and shadow moved in his eyes, making them look affectionate and particularly alluring. His wrist was held tightly in his palm, and that small piece of skin seemed to be burning.The woody scent of Mo Qizong's body wafted into my nose, and some intimate memories came to my mind, also in this room, on this big bed...Xie Daoxuan's throat was dry and he didn't dare to think any further. His eyes subconsciously moved elsewhere and finally stopped at a certain place. An ambiguous atmosphere flowed between the two of them and the temperature in the room suddenly rose."Who is Asan?"Mo Qizong asked first, breaking the silence.When talking about Asan, Xie Daoxuan felt a mixture of emotions in his heart, and his mouth became bitter."A-Sang is just an old friend."She tried her best to suppress her emotions and spoke calmly."How long do you want to lie to me