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Chapter 53 Yu Wenyi embarrassed the adults!

Author: Bi Xia Chang Qing
last update Last Updated: 2024-10-29 19:42:56

Yu Wenyi did what he said and made a fool of himself after he finished speaking. As expected, he made a fool of himself!

Just as she was about to lift her legs to do some basic exercises, she felt a strong cramp in her stomach.

It was as if a huge hand was stirring in her stomach, causing her heart, liver and lungs to ache.

Yu Wenyi's forehead was covered with cold sweat, and a surge of wild energy was surging through his body, about to break through the barrier and rush out...

Fang Xueyi realized it later and was dancing hard in a corner of the stage. She turned around and saw Yu Wenyi standing there without any reaction. She suddenly became anxious and spoke in a voice that only the two of them could hear.

He whispered, "Ayi, why don't you jump? This opportunity is so rare for us, jump quickly, come on, do it like me, left hand and right hand in slow motion."

"Got it, cousin."

Yu Wenyi gritted his teeth and stretched his arms. Unexpectedly, a mysterious switch was triggered. The roaring gas in his stomach immediately found an outlet and rushed out...

The eyes of the whole audience were focused on the stage at this time. Fang Xueyi was seen jumping around like a monkey, while Yu Wenyi was standing there like a piece of wood.

After a long time, she turned around with difficulty and stretched out her arms, and something unexpected happened.

As she turned around, she farted so loudly that it went straight into the sky, and the big guys sitting in the first row were the first to be hit.

There was a big shot in the film and television industry sitting below Yu Wenyi.

After a loud bang, everyone watched helplessly as the boss's wig was blown off by Yu Wenyi's fart.

With a plop, it fell to the ground.

“So bright!”

The boss's head seemed to light up like a spotlight, but his face turned green, and then he began to retch.

The boss retched and roared intermittently, "Never hire her! Ban...kill her!"

After saying this, the boss immediately became excited again!

The boss's dry retching sound seemed to turn on a switch, and the dry retching sound continued one after another.

The scene was in chaos. Fang Xueyi stopped what she was doing and looked at the people below the stage retching helplessly.

She also heard a loud noise just now and thought it was the sound effect at the scene. Then a smell of rotten eggs came into her mouth and nose. She sniffed and looked at Yu Wenyi.

"Ayi, what happened just now?"

Yu Wenyi's face turned pale and she was about to cry.

"Cousin, what should I do? I seem to have diarrhea!"

After he said this, another loud bang exploded on the stage with great power.

Someone in the audience shouted, "Get this guy out of here, he's trying to poop!"

Yu Wenyi was filled with grief and indignation. He covered his buttocks and hurriedly ran off the stage, letting out a series of powerful farts as he left the stage.

#Yu Wenyi rotten eggs##Yu Wenyi fart##Yu Wenyi broke the boss's wig#

Three savory topics have become hot searches, and it is difficult to judge which one is more lethal.

The people in the audience had different thoughts.

Jiang Biyun raised her wine glass and took a sip. If it was really this female star, then Lao Li's taste must be pretty good!

Li Youde had a pale face. There was an old acquaintance of similar age next to him. He knew that the female star on the stage was Li's mistress.

Quietly jokingly said, "Old Li, your girlfriend is very unique. She is such a well-known figure!"

Several people smiled knowingly.

Li Youde felt so ashamed that he had no face to show. It was indeed a woman who was not presentable and made him lose face.

Xie Daoxuan hid in a corner, covering his mouth and laughing secretly.

Mo Qizong looked at the stage, then looked at her, his eyes full of thought.

After a moment, he raised the corners of his lips, "Could this have anything to do with you?"

Xie Daoxuan sat up straight and said innocently, "God and heaven, I am just using the Tao to repay the body!"

Mo Qizong, "Give others their own way!"

Xie Daoxuan agreed, "Yes! That's it!"

Mo Qizong pondered, "Could it be that there was something wrong with the wine just now? But I clearly saw you drink it."

Xie Daoxuan smiled, his eyes brighter with excitement, "I drank her cup."

That's not right. But what Mo Qizong saw was that she clearly didn't do anything, so how could she have changed the wine glass?

Seeing Mo Qizong's doubts, Xie Daoxuan smiled slyly, "If even you can see through it, does it still count as cheating? Their little tricks are still very immature, and they are not enough for me! If you want to plot against me, you don't even have a chance!"

After saying this, Xie Daoxuan turned his head away and focused on watching the excitement on the stage.

Mo Qizon stared at Xie Daoxuan's bright profile thoughtfully. Today, Xie Daoxuan surprised him again. He found that he seemed to have never really understood her. Or had she changed completely?

It seemed that after returning from Mustang Mountain, she was no longer the same as before.

At this time, Yu Wenyi hurried away and went straight into the bathroom.

On the stage, Fang Xueyi gritted her teeth and finished her dance, while the audience below was shocked by the fart and was in a state of dejection.

After she finished dancing, they didn't even give her any face or applause. They all got up from their seats with their bags and prepared to leave.

Fang Xueyi was filled with resentment, when she suddenly caught a glimpse of Xie Daoxuan sitting in the audience, smiling at her with a meaningful smile.

How come she is fine and can still smile so happily.

Fang Xueyi felt a breath stuck in her chest. Her eyes rolled around. When one plan failed, a new one came to her mind.

"Dear guests, we just made a fool of ourselves!"

"You are quite self-aware. You didn't just embarrass yourself, you made yourself look bad!"

"Yes, my clothes are all smelly. What did he eat? Why does it smell like that?"

The guests in the audience were shouting. They were all well-known figures, but at this moment, they were able to say such things, which showed that they were extremely angry.

Fang Xueyi's face turned red and white, but she quickly calmed down.

"Um... I'm really sorry, it was just a small accident. Our performance is just a drop in the ocean. Now, please enjoy the finale of the night. Mrs. Xie Daoxuan, the president of Mo's Group, will bring you an unforgettable night. Please give her a round of applause!"

As she spoke, Fang Xueyi looked in the direction of Xie Daoxuan, and couldn't help but sneer, "If you don't let me have a good life, then let's go to hell together..."

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