The ball was flush with enchanted fey foods - boar's heads with jellied eyes, lamb pot pies, honey baked salmon, fingerling potatoes roasted to perfection, venison from the Isa's mountain reindeer herds, r****h cakes, apples, pears, persimmons, citrons, and blackberries and raspberries grown in Maren's enchanted gardens, all carried about by short and stout duergar of dwarven stock. I helped myself to the feast, but Rosy helped herself more.
Above all, there was frenzied dancing in a great cavernous ballroom lit by a cosmic shatterglass diamond that grew from the lofty, twisted ceiling - the walls were draped in tapestries depicting Queen Jarngrimr's great lindworm hunts, boar slayings, solving of riddles of enchanted castles to gather bounty, and her fighting King Hakkon. The huldre and Isa pounded out a quadrille that was maddening in its speed."Isn't this marvelous?" Fylja asked, taking a deep whiff of marzipan cake that Maren and Rosy had prepared. "And look! Silje and Yuri made Isa dresses for the three of you - I cannot think of a more fitting tribute to Aslaugh!" Fylja took a bit of yule log cake from a passing duergar and gently ate it with her serrated fangs, the chocolate getting on her plump lips. She smiled mischievously. "You are a vision, Queen Jarngrimr atop her bone throne cannot take her eyes off of you... look at how her hungry looks drink you down."I fingered the white fox fur dress I was in, trimmed with black sable and a velvet cloak. My fine Isa slippers were of rabbit down laced with pearls. I squeezed Fylja's hand and pet Gullinkambi atop my shoulder, looking under lidded eyes upon my Beast.Jarnja sat a shipslength away atop another lindworm throne, this one her most massive yet, dyed gold to the marrow. She wore a flowing black cape and iron mask like her namesake. She was drinking me down like honey wine, it was true, toying with her cape as her predatory gaze pinned me like one of Yuri's collected butterflies on a board.Jarnja mouthed a "Hello" and raised her bloody drinking horn to me, etched with runefire, in toast. She looked pleased as pudding with the festivities, but furthermore, with me, her bride – whether I wanted it or not. And oh – did I want it...Heith sat atop a volva chair to her right. Heith said something to make Jarnja laugh, and they both strayed with their gazes to Yuri and Dominic, who were dancing up a storm as the Watermen clapped along to a tune of Shiva and Parvati's love dance.Oh no - it was a proposal dance! That scoundrel Dominic - who I had given all my courting pointers too on the Maroon Sea, was stealing my little sister away!"Filly, follow me, quick, I must put a stop to this at once!" I crowed, speeding to Yuri's side as Dominic wrapped white and pink ribbons around her like a Maypole and sprinkled her with kumkum powder. The Watermen and Waterwomen had formed a protective, festive barrier around the lovers, abreast with flowers to offer to the intended bride.As I pushed through a stocky Indrajit swainswoman, I saw Rosy dancing as the flower girl, spreading gardenia petals and baby's breath at Yuri's twirling feet. Yuri laughed and began to sing, a song of Shiva and Parvati that Dominic had spent long nights by the shores of the Maroon Sea teaching her when they took their nightly past times. Dominic sang baritone, Shiva courting Parvati, and released the ribbons' tensions. Yuri came unspooling and fluttering about like a butterfly, her plump curves abreast in a wolfskin tribal dress, trimmed in yellow fur that paired like fine Periland wine with her amber eyes. The mara and Watermen and Rosy clapped, but I would have none of it, as Dominic scooped his bride to be up into his arms. The instant Dominic was about to carry off Yuri to the marriage chamber, I blocked his way, frowning mightily, and his ecstatic smile fell away.Yuri fumed."Turry, don't be a stone in the river! Father would never let me marry sweet Domni, seeing as he hates Watermen - but now, we are not in Arcadia anymore, are we? This place is sacred and protected, the Northern Holds of dear mama. She would want us to be happy. Oh please, can't you let me be happy?"Dominic attempted to smile, but looked like he had a toothache. He hoisted Yuri even higher. "Turry, you are not the only sister who can love. Please, I will cherish Yuri with my troth and my life. She will want for nothing in my house and in my arms."I bit my lower lip, and Gullinkambi paced the flagstones, pecking at Dominic's leather shoes. He sighed, expectant."It's just, Yuri - you're so young," I finally said. "I don't want you two to rush into this now that we finally are free of father's restrictions."Yuri looked at me with bright yellow eyes. "This is my most blessed choice, sister dearest. I would have had my debut ball already, wouldn't I? Engaged to some foreign prince I did not love. Sixteen is the time Arcadians get married and settle down. You have dear Jarnja-""I don't!" I said quickly, stumbling over my words, then letting loose a sigh. "I mean, I, I – I don't know her, not really."Yuri smiled kindly. "It is clear as day, dear Turiel. You are smitten. But you are stubborn, so it will take you some time to realize that you are in love."I looked down at my rabbit's fur slippers. "In love with a Troll Queen?... I - I. Okay, I bless you two. Give me many fine nieces and nephews of mama's magick so that I may have witch and wizard pupils aplenty!"Yuri got down from Dominic's broad arms and kissed my cheek. "Thank you," she whispered, and then giggling, rushed off behind the tapestry curtains with Dominic behind her. They were thick as wild marauders.Rosy gazed after them with puppy dog eyes. "Do I have to marry a nasty man? They all smell of pig sop, every single one of them..." Rosy muttered, tugging at my skirts. She herself was dressed in a fox pelt dress with green trim, her ginger hair glancing off the candlelight in red fractals, merry blue eyes perplexed."Women are better lovers," I whispered secretly to her as the Watermen dispersed, the wedding passion play over."I only like food," Rosy declared. "Oh, look, Maren has salmon cakes! I want some!" She darted off through the crowds, leaving Fylja and I alone with Gullinkambi. Fylja scooped up my fetch and smiled softly."I will watch the chicken. It looks like our queen has need of you," Fylja said kindly, petting Gullinkambi's warm breast feathers. "I wonder what you taste like, Mr. God Chicken? Barbecue, maybe?"Gullinkambi squawked, then began preening Fylja's smoky black storm cloud hair. The beautiful mara laughed.I peered through the huldre reel to see Queen Jarngrimr of the Sorrows standing atop her throne, wings outstretched. She took to the air and then in one fell swoop alighted to my side, then bowed low, her black cowl brushing my skirts."A dance, fair maiden?" Jarnja purred, a thick, drowning sound that made me shiver in delight."In return for your reddest of roses - I have magick I want to experiment on those with.""They make excellent pigments on my enchanted canvasses," Jarnja drawled, scooping me into her arms and beginning to dance a waltz with me. My skirts belled out and the stations of dance I had trained for all my life for in court life suddenly seemed useful - a way of earning legendary love."You paint with them?" I gasped as she turned me out in a princess turn then bowed me over in a Skadhi bend. Her supple, thick muscles were warm against my furs."And cook with them, too. Delicacies and desserts. They are quite useful in the kitchen - did you know Aslaugh gave me the first rose I cultivated the rest from, for eighteen years after, building up my seat of power?" Jarnja whispered, her lips brushing my ear. I trembled in delight as she held me close and the fiddle fell into a slow dance. She swayed her powerful pistons of hips with my waifish frame, and I felt like a toothpick about to break in her powerful arms."Mama gave you the rose? From where?"Jarnja kissed my forehead, and the world seemed to slow to Ginnungagap as she cradled me to her triumphant breast. "That is better left for the dead. A secret of secrets. Perhaps, someday, I shall tell you..." Jarnja twirled me, then scooped me up in her arms and took me sailing in a ballerina lift across the ballroom, as if she were the berth of my ship.The sea of dancers parted, and she reassumed her perch on her throne, me on her lap. She put a protective arm around me, and Heith gave a great laugh. I blushed furiously, squirming, but my Beast would have none of it. She simply laughed heartily and plaited my blonde mane."After we sup, you shall face the Test of your Discipline," Jarnja soothed, tracing my knees under the fur of my dress."I choose art," I said fiercely, stealing an apple from Jarnja's pocket and taking a predatory bite in. I snarled in mock play. "Look, I have become a bergresar."Jarnja chuckled. "You are the farthest thing from a troll as Loki is from common sense, my little snowflower."I settled into the warmth of her lap and squeezed shut my eyes as the fossegrim fiddled on. "Tell me, Jarnja, do you think Valhalla awaits you, Helheim, Folkvangr, or yet another Aesir or Vanir hall when you die?"Jarnja's ruby eyes pulsated. "I have already been to all nine realms in my quests, dear princess," she said sultrily, toying with my earrings of amber. "Vanaheim suits me best. I would like a little farm and little wee babes with you. Once this endless war is over, and we have solved the bale of the Gods."I blushed. Heith winked at me."Once this is all over... I may like that," I admitted, blushing furiously, looking at her wolf's feet. The shadow of her ram's horn was inky darkness on my lap. "Once, that is, I get to know you, dear Beast."Rosy, Yuri, and I stood on a raised dais at the center of the ballroom, our Northern Cunningfolk furs gleaming in the golden light of the shatterglass diamond above that lit the interior of the long hall.Queen Jarngrimr took her ruby hilted claymore and had us turn our palms upward to the crystalline downpour. Motes of mica rained down upon us as if the diamond was weeping glass. The Watermen, huldrefolk, and Isa held their collective breaths as, at Heith's beckoning, Silje, Maren, and Fylja bound our wrists with scarlet ribbon, a foundling claim. Under the hill, under the harrow, in the fairy hill – we had found a home."Rosiel, Yuriel, Turiel – your mother was my bosom companion, Queen Aslaugh of the Isa, and long ago set out for me to be your fairy godmother to protect all nine realms. Arcadia is not safe for those of Isa blood anymore. Ragnarok dawns. Loki and Sigyn ride. Soon, Lord Eleleth will walk, and war will come to Midgardr. Utgardr is a
And so, I set off claymore abreast, aback Grimnr, to fell the white hart of artistry.Jarnja took to the skies, and we set about our destiny.The God's Woods were thick fir, birch, and hemlock and yew, copses of trees weaving about like lover's embraces as I rode the gallows horse's thick fetlocks in search of the elusive white hart. I had a pack of bow and arrows borrowed from Felice, and as Grimnr cantered along, his hooves like a thundering melody, a great rain began to fall.There was a High Seat like Jarnja's father Wotan the Raven's own outlook in Asgard standing tall, carved of the tallest tree I had ever seen, in the center of the forest. It was from there that Jarnja watched me, looking like a gargoyle high above her throne.I came to a fjord where the Watermen had docked and found hart foottracks in the mud."Laguz of the lamb's ear, Laguz like flowing Njordr – bespell the tracks of your passenger, and show me th
I lay comatose on the ground for what seemed like days as charred petals and frost set over my body, the rose garden of Jarngrimr's heart frozen over like tundra. The vines witherered, and blood from thorn pricks, black draugr filth, erupted from my veins as I boiled over.Seized with chills, I looked at the center of the gardens: there stood Skadhi, the great ice Jotun who watched over me. She delicately plucked the last remaining red rose and crushed it, bringing the petals to her nose as her apparition inhaled. Her hard blue lips softened as she gazed upon me woefully, then she floated over on buckskin boots, three feet above the ground, a mix of ghost and great strides. Her head reached the clouds, and her breasts had a fox pelt over them with rabbit skins hanging from her belt."I felt the amethyst shatter, goddaughter," Skadhi Ondurdis said gently, lifting me up into her palm. She poked at my empty belly – I had barfed up breakfast – and she g
"You are a monster, us Tuniskans know never to trust Wotan or his ilk," I heard Yolanda's amber voice cut through the air like a knife as Gullinkambi alighted on Jarnja's High Seat in the Dark Woods of the Northern Holds."I take after my mother Sithgunt the Seeress. My father takes as he will. Tempered by Jotun blood, I would not make snap judgments about the bergresar daughters of the Seeress," Jarngrimr said softly, pacing on her wolf's feet as her black cloak breezed on the frozen wind. She was skinning the white hart left over from Eleleth's apparition, and Heith was by her side, divining portents from the cursed hart's offal."Turiel could have died, and if I were still watching on from the branches of Yggdrasil, my body trapped in her amethyst godstone, unable to aid my girlfriend, she would have been mincemeat," Yolanda chided sternly, taking a whetstone and grinding her Tuniska scimitar to a sharp, shining point. The curved blade shimmered in the midni
Rosy and Maren served us jellied cow heart on rye bread steamed in fresh colostrum. I sat beside Yolanda, across from Jarnja and Heith, with Fylja in the middle. Rosy had used her freshly learned healing skills to apply poultices to our scrapes and bruises – "Just like jelly!" she had exclaimed, dabbing them onto Yola, Jarnja, and I's wounds as the three of us sat in such thick silence, it could be cut like fat from an auroch.We ate without a word until my younger sister could contain her twelve year old exuberance no more.Rosy oogled Yolanda: "Yolanda! My best friend! You are alive, my, why, this is the best day EVER."Yolanda smiled, flexing her biceps, enticing and gorgeous as the midnight sun in a leather tunic and buckskin trousers. A daggertooth dragon fang rested on a thong around her sandstone breast. Yola idly fingered it, then took it off her neck, and draped the necklace over Rosy's curling red locks. Rosy bounced on the balls of h
In the High Seat of Yggdrasil, in Wotan’s keep, he gazed keenly at his enemy Eleleth, the White Seraph. Gritting his teeth, the Gray Gizzard Wolf – Wotan the Raven – spat at the ground past his gold teeth, and swiveled the telescope in disgust at the astronomy window of stained glass.Frieda, his wife, Queen of Valkyries, stepped through with a mead bowl and ruby sword, her tears amber. Lust stirred under the stirrups of Wotan’s faded blue trousers, and he grinned at his wild wife.“Free, a drink for your parched ember, from your golden lap,” Wotan winked.Freida grinned, her strawberry blonde hair, peach skin, and freckles aglow as her eyes glowed like copper. “Not my lap – my sword.”Freida, Warrior Mother of the pantheons of the Northern Holds and land of midnight sun, took her blade – shaped like a longsword – it’s opal flesh shining like moonlight out of i
Yuriel stood at the prow of Naglfari, the Jotun Queen’s ship made of human nails, a cursed gift of Ragnarok from her father, as it swelled in the Northern Sea. Steel beams and old rotted wood held the keratin of dead men stripped of their cuticles together, and it stank of rotten meat.Dominic stood by her side, arranging the rigging of lindworm sinew. In the distance, the Seething Sea churned and boiled, waves of knives and Titan bones stewing to rot in gray-silver waters, as snow fell like dandruff from Ymir. Great icebergs moved as Yuri’s eyes glowed from amber to gold, and she held a piece of driftwood, parting the waters and ice stones as Aegir and Ran granted us safe passage.Rosiel shivered in Yolanda’s arms, my Valkyrie holding her close to ward off the cold. Ice bezels formed in Yola’s dark hair, curls of rose oil whipping in the wind.“Do I have to go? I doubt the fish here will taste good – probabl
By midnight, we had entered the Lokabrenna Strait, where the Pole Star resided, and Jarnja had not tired yet. Loki’s bondage isle, the Serpent Spit, rose in jagged obsidian cliffs up into the aether.Jarnja cautioned me back. Yuri and Dominic docked the boast. I held a breath I didn’t even know I was capable of taking:“Fylja, manage the steering against the swells as we are docked. Turry and Yola, take wing, and we shall clear this strait of monsters and sea beasts as Heith keeps the tides at bay. Dominic and Yuriel, manage the ship and hold the magick binding Naglfari together. Ask Aegir and Ran’s blessing. Here.” She handed them a flagon. “Offer them this mead.”I looked at Gullinkambi, then at Yolanda, then at Jarnja again.All three grinned knowingly at me – the rooster included.“Gullinkambi, let’s go!” I said, and he swelled into his giant cockere
Asmodeus' cruel face softens. “I don't mean to pry, Janet, but don't you tire of resisting? It must be exhausting. Loving someone you despise. Let go of that hate, crown jewel. It is only keeping you from flight.”My wing stains ache. I nearly knock my tea cup over in anger. “Who said anything about love?” I demand. I have never told a single soul besides Samael that I love him. It is a secret I desperately keep. How sad, a tithe in love with her Fairy King. The Fairy King wound up being Tam Lin, trapped by his own enchantments. True, he is in ensnared by me, but our magic goes both ways.Asmodeus whistles low. “Raw nerve, eh? There's no use hiding your desire from me, Janet. You were built for him. Your very DNA has Samael etched on it. Fetal contracts and all that. Your signature is your wings.”“I was built for no one besides Proust’s vast corpus of literature,” I say haughtily.Asmodeus assumes a patronizing look, as if he is indulging a petulant child. I hate it. “Don't lie to yo
“You're the demon of lust. How can I trust you?” I challenge.Asmodeus laughs. “What? Afraid I'll light your passion afire for our dear Samael? I would never do that, crown jewel. Your will is your own, and Samael would abhor me for manipulating you. He wants to win you for himself, without outside interference.” Asmodeus strokes his chin in contemplation. “Also, I don't just preside over lust, Janet - I'm a businessman,” he adds as an afterthought. “I run Hell's casinos and gambling houses and bars and bordellos, you know. Demons are more than the classifications mortals arbitrarily assign us. You would know that if you made any effort to socialize with us. Even just a trifle of trying to be queen. Your throne grows cold in the Hellopolis, dove.”My face reddens. “I am trying,” I murmur.“No, you run away to your avant garde bohemian flat in Paris and paint the days away,” Asmodeus points out. “Is it any wonder my kind distrusts you? You haven't put forward an iota of effort to know S
“No! You are a beauty, inside and out,” Suri reassures me. “You bring out the best in Prince Samael. He is cruel - all demons are - but he has a better nature you draw out. He has changed since he has known you.”“He's turned his cruelty on me, you mean,” I lament. I take a drag from the hookah to calm my nerves, tasting the flavored serpentine vapor. This one is bottled sea foam. It tastes salty and sweet as the smoke settles in my lungs, then I exhale and try to relax.Suri looks concerned.“I'm sure he can be... trying at times. Prince Samael has always been capricious. Mercurial. But he loves you fiercely. He shows that love for his fallen brothers and sisters. Surely he has shown it to you?”“He has, yes,” I say. “But I don't know if I'd call it innocent affection. It's a dark, twisted force. I would never trust him, not really. Please don’t tell anyone that, Suri. It could cost me everything I love.”Suri steeples her fingers under her chin. “He has your best interests at heart,”
“Why, of course, my little dumpling.” She fixes me a plate of sweet, wrinkled dates and a stick of roasted lamb with seared onions she grills with her own fiery hair of flames. I hand over the appropriate coins - more than necessary - and she grins. “Come, sit with me, Janet. Tell me what that strange device in your ears is. I do so love your tales”“Oh really, I couldn't bother you, you’re so busy, you’re my friend-”“No. It is no bother at all! I quite enjoy your company. Come, tell me of the human world. I have not been there for many centuries. Your stories are always so delightful.”“Alright then,” I agree. She ushers me into her tent and onto a divan. There is a hookah crafted from the fumes of dragon’s breath that she smokes, smiling lackadaisically. She encourages me to try it. I do, in between bites of kebab and dates.“This is an iPhone,” I explain, taking out my earbuds and playing music for her on the speakers. Allat and Izad are spellbound by the Runaways. Suri claps in de
A breeze picks up, spreading the cherry blossom petals to the breeze like rice thrown at a wedding. Samael catches a handful idly, crushing them between his fingers. I cringe at his act of destruction. He winces at my reaction and discards the pulp.“I didn't mean...” he trails off.“I know,” I say, too quick. I chew my upper lip, my cheeks burning. I am embarrassed for my show of weakness and even more for lashing out with violence. “I- I shouldn't have hit you.”“It's nothing. I’ve withstood much worse.”Cricket chirps and the gentle buzz of cicadas stretch in the silence between us. Fireflies light the air like will-o'-the-wisps.“I - I wouldn't mind if you told me a story,” I say.Samael looks at me in confusion. “Really?”“Yes, really. Like you did when I was young.”He smiles tentatively. “If you're sure...”“I am.”He rises, coming to sit beside me. He drapes his cloak over my shoulders to keep me warm. “Thank you,” I say.“It's nothing. Shall I - do you want me to begin?”“Y
I choose a Stephen King paperback – Salem’s Lot - from the lower shelves and struggle to decipher the pages, my curvy body sinking into the cushy couch. I’ve always been more size 12 than two, and look like those dumb pictures of Eve – soft sloping stomach like van Eyck’s Ghent altarpiece, pert breasts, and curving hips for days. The words of my chosen book all turn up like mush. The leather smells like the cigars Samael smokes, the spice of his orange and musk cologne, and rain. It smells like him. I close my eyes, inhaling the scent. Memories of him from my childhood haunt me, the man cloaked in shadow, the owner of my soul.The trauma of his words stretch across my mind: “How I will delight in breaking you.”I let out a soft cry, tears forming in my eyes. Here, in solitude, I can give in to the empty ache within me and cry over the childhood I never had, over the life I never will possess. I blot at my tears, cursing them.“Janet?” Samael asks with concern, suddenly materializing at
We reach the end of the hall. Samael utters a word in demonic speech and the great mahogany doors before us open. He enters the spacious personal library that fronts his quarters. Great windows peer out onto the moonlit courtyard that is surrounded by his rooms. The shelves rise dozens of stories into the air, built for winged beings, with narrow decks at each level that run the length of the library. Samael was thoughtful enough to install stairs for my use, seeing as I lack the necessary anatomy to fly between shelves. The library is one of the few treasures I now have, filled with books that span the ages and worlds. Classic human novels and new books line the bottom shelves, within easy reach for me. After human writers die, in Heaven, it’s said they continue writing even greater masterpieces, so books that never tasted mortal tongues are here – there are also a few damned romance novelists to boot. And of course, endless spell books.He's even included mysteries and psychological
He helps me up. “I'm carrying you, Jean. Don't struggle.”“No! That's humiliating!” I yell, a loud maudlin. He does so anyways, lifting me up gently. His robes snake around me to stabilize me, and he folds his sooty owl wings to shepherd me away from the public’s eyes. I flail about, too disoriented to put up a united front, and end up with a mouthful of owl feathers.“What did you think would happen, pounding back all those drinks?” Samael says, his voice dry. He carries me out of the bar and further into the dusky hubbub of the streets. “You don't have a demon's temperament for alcohol, and you've never been able to hold your liquor.”“It's called drowning your sorrows, asshat. Alcohol is my crutch. The problem is you. Let me go.”“If I do, you'll fall again.”“I'd rather fall than be carried by you.”Despite my protests, he keeps me aloft, gliding like an omen through the streets. His robes are cold against my cheek, so eternally cold like his skin, just like the grave of his flesh.
“Somehow, you snore like a foghorn. You look like Briar Rose, trapped in a thicket.” “Zzzz… eh?”“How delicate are the farts of a maiden who babbles in her sleep,,” Lussi drawls, naked, morning wood of his double serpent hemipenes crooked up like twin spears to the dawn. His prehensile cocks weep silky gold precum. My beloved husband idly watches me as the Arctic sun shines through the clouds of Vidagol. “Clear blue skies like sailor’s eyes,” he says. My husband’s amaranthine irises glow, his cheeks flushed as he draws the covers closer to my chin, then he tenderly leans into me, tracing the rise and fall of my breasts in fascination. “No lovelier creature has ever been made. I adore you. I worship you. You are all I want.”“Mrph?” I groan. My mouth stinks of sleep, and their is night grit in my eyes.He takes a deep whiff from my mouth. “Morning breath, as usual. Still cute.”I grunt and flip him the godsfinger. “Ten more minutes!” I groan, pulling the covers above my frazzled curls.