Episode 22
~My sexcapedes in the north~
🍆🍓🍓🍓🤏👈🍌🔞**Chai, see me dey take drugs like AIDS patient**
Prince called off the bet. I was not in any position to complain. I would have done same too. After all, I couldn’t have been straffing in my condition. Besides, I wasn’t even in the mood.
Zainab and her family came back from Abuja. I resumed tutorials with Salim. She wanted to resume our normal thursday rendezvous, but I refused. I told her I was fasting.
** 8) Omo na fasting tinz now o…**
Rejoice began ignoring my calls. I’ve been seeing her around with one spare parts dealer. That’s the thing with girls. When they don’t get what they want from you, they ‘migrate’. No time! It’s not like I was bothered either. I was determined to make a turn around in my life with regards to women affairs after all.
Malama Aisha called me. She told me she was sorry about wh
Episode 23🍌🍌🔞😋😋🍌🍌My sexcapedes in the north**Flash back**It was my second semester in the University. I was determined to graduate with good grades, so I always attended classes and was diligent with my studies. I didn’t have time for girls.I was also kinda anonymous. It was 100L so all students of the Faculty of Science usually had their lectures together ‘cos we all offered same courses.We were also many. That made some annoying students that stayed in the school hostel come to class as early as 5am to ‘book’ the front seats of the hall, especially when we had a class by 8am or 9am.It was the beginning of second semester, so while I still remained anonymous, some other guys and ladies had already defined their identities in their respective departments and the faculty as a whole.We already knew the handsome guys, the pretty chicks, the brains, the brawns, the jerk
Episode 24~My sexcapedes in the north~🤏👈🍌🍌🍌🍓🍓🍓❤️🍇🍇🍆She stopped rocking and was about reaching for my boxer shorts when I heard a scream from the crowd, ‘Stop!! I’ll pay!’…….She stopped rocking and was about reaching for my boxer shorts when I heard a scream from the crowd, ‘Stop!! I’ll pay!’. I looked backwards and saw Esse dashing towards the MC. I don’t know how much she gave him, but she immediately went outside amidst the cheers of everyone.I picked up my clothes, wore them and went outside.There is this influence alcohol has over someone – which could be bad at times. It gives you this power, this ‘morale’, to do something you would not do in your right senses. I don’t know if it’s the influence of the alcohol I took that night, but I didn’t seem to be fazed by what had happened. I just felt it was normal.Of cou
Episode 25 Final episode ~My sexcapedes in the north~ **Contd. (Back to the scene at the NYSC camp)** Prince and I just came into camp one evening. We were passing by the field, when I heard someone scream, ‘Dioxidane!!!’. ** 😮 Huh? Who knows him???** I didn’t recognize the voice immediately so I turned around and saw someone running towards me with bouncing boobs in her white t-shirt and white bumshorts and she jumped on me… ** 😮 Chisos!! ** Me: 😮 Esse! Look at you!!! She held me so tight that I almost suffocated. She had gained weight a little bit but was still as beautiful as ever. I was lost for words. Prince just looked at us, wondering where we knew each other. Me: Prince, met Esse, my long lost love… Esse, Prince my buddy… They shook hands and exchanged pleasantries. We went to my usual spot at the Mammy market, while Prince went to the volley ball court to wat
Episode 1. AUNT ROSE. part 1 " Joseeepppppphhhh!!!" I was startled by my mother's thunderous call.I sighed angrily and grumbled under my breath. " This woman will not just let me rest."" Yessssss, Mummy." I shouted my reply almost immediately. I know my mother, failure to reply in the first three seconds can earn a thunderous slap.I didn't know what I had done wrong this time. I paused the Shadow fight 2 I was playing on my phone and hurried out to meet her. I wiped every sign of discomfort from my face as that can also be branded a crime.I found her smiling and my heart fell. It was quite okay to see her frowning or scowling but when she smiles that means your crime had increased to a stage that she could no longer frown.I walked up to her trying hard not to shiver visibly." Come and greet your aunt. I wonder if you didn't hear her car come in" Oh good, thank God i did nothing wrong." I said in my thoughts but I didn't dare heave a sigh o
AUNT ROSE part 2≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠------------------------------------------------------------Soon the aroma of noodles wafted from the kitchen and I sniffed in and reveled in it.I wondered for a split second if the milk in my tummy will digest fast enough so I can eat. I glanced at the sleeping Jeremy who was sleeping without a care in the world." Such a lovely baby." I thought.After a while my aunt hailed me and I hurried over.There on the dining table were two bowls of noodles with a flat plate full of scrambled eggs. The bigger bowl of noodles was being set aside for me.My mouth watered at the sight and I sat down gingerly. My aunt was still smiling." The way this woman is smiling, she can poison your food and you wouldn't know." I said in my thoughts then pushed such thoughts away.My aunt held my hands an
AUNT ROSE part 3~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Enjoy.-------------------------------------------------------_--" Where do I start?" I asked." We'll start with the thighs." She whispered softly and then laid back and opened her legs." Step one is very important and it is what I'm about to show you now. You need to know the slang names of everything in the woman anatomy."She began showing me everything. She'll point to a spot and then will tell me the real name and the slang name for it. I already knew the clit. I had seen it before well it wasn't in the body of a grown-up.Other slang names were ones I never heard of before.All this while I had my hands behind me.My aunt finished her brief explanation showing me all the sensitive spots in a woman's body and how they will react when being touched there.My aunt was already wet as a fish.She asked me to rub a thumb on her clit to which I hesitated. She encouraged me softly
AUNT ROSE part 4 Episode 4I opened my eyes. It was already 5 in the morning. It had began to dawn but inside was still dark. It felt a little strange where I was lying then I remembered that I was in my aunt's bedroom. I turned to stare at my aunt who was lying with her head on my chest with a contented smile on her face.I recalled the previous night and didn't know whether to smile or blush.I tried to extricate myself from her but my aunt was proving to be impossible. I tried to push her off gently off my body but her size and dead weight made that an impossible task. Pushing her roughly would wake her and that's wasn't what I wanted.I pushed her head off my chest and tried to get her legs which she had crossed over mine. I watched as she laid her head back on my chest and exhaled contentedly still with the smile on her face.I focused on extricating my legs but whenever I get one leg free she cross her leg over it again.The smile o
Auntie RoseEpisode 5He must have thought that I am easy to fool because I smile a lot. When he couldn't prove anything I demand that he repay all those money which he did. After paying the last dime, I fired him and got a new manager.So far things are going well. As for the cement depot there's no problem over there. Everything's going perfectly.I'm planning to send you to a driving school so that when you know how to drive I can give you one of my cars."I laughed aloud at this." What's funny?"" I'm not even sure I will accept the car from you, at least not now."" Why?" My aunt asked a frown clouding her face, " are you trying to say that I'm not sincere?"" No no don't take it that way Auntie.I love the idea of driving school, but for the car how am I going to maintain it when I have nothing doing.Besides I do want to further my education, so getting a car isn't the
AUNT ROSEEpisode 42After undressing. I put on a singlet and a pair of black shorts. As I moved out of my room, I saw that my aunt has finished her discussion with my mother. I went and hugged her from behind in a polite manner." Thank you Auntie." I whispered. " I love this kind of surprises. You're wonderful."My aunt's smile became deeper. " You're welcome Joe." She replied." But Auntie I kind of like find it hard to believe that you orchestrated this in less than a week."" Of course not. I paid the guy to do it three months ago. He was only putting finishing touches before you arrive I wanted it to be a surprise to you."" Thanks Auntie." I said with deep appreciation. Anyway this happens when you have a rich and equally generous aunt.My aunt left me to inspect the room.My baby brother had began an earnest play session with Jeremy. I stood and watched them.One of
AUNT ROSEEpisode 41AUNT ROSE POV. ( Cont'd)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~At around 3:30 pm, your father arrived at the house that was being freshly deserted by Anna. I had felt that he will be coming by 3 pm so I left Dan's house to go to the pharmacy to get some painkillers. Actually I was lying. The reason I left was so I can be able to talk with your father without Cletus and his parents spotting me. It will seem odd for my husband to see me there without reacting.I instructed Cletus to run up and give him the keys as soon as he arrives.I drove the car to nowhere then I branched a makeup shop and asked them some useless questions. Before going back from whence I came.Fortunately for me I spotted your father coming out of the house with the note in his hand. His face told me that he was the angriest man on earth at the moment.I stopped the car and got out and then walked up to him.He was
Aunty Rose Episode 40 #ROSE It was a happy evening for the kids. I left Cletus to enjoy his evening with his father who was reeling off stories after stories of his exploits. It was quite interesting to learn about the nature of his work. Since we didn't have any plans for Anna we didn't stress ourselves. Moreover Regina requested an early bed and I and his son understood what it was about and gave each other a glance and a naughty smile. We too had to retire to bed early since Mr Dan was tired from his journey we couldn't keep him up for long. Ben called in the middle of the night to tell me that your father got the message and tried to call Anna he asked what he should do. I asked him to block the call and blacklist it so that she won't even see any call or text from him. He agreed to do that and the call ended. The next morning I was up e
Aunty RoseEpisode 39#ROSECletus noticed my discomfort and signaled me to go out. I did that quickly and went back to the transmitter. Regina was laughing by the time I arrived. She jumped upon noticing me and we both burst into laughter." You should have seen the way I jumped when I heard a cock crow right behind me. I was dead for a second." Regina said rapidly. " Where did cock come from to crow at this time and right behind me. Before I discovered that it was from the transmitter. What made me laugh is the other cockerels replying. Cletus really has a sick mind."" I swear he does." I answered. " All those sounds quickly started to creep me out that's why I left."We continued listening to the sounds, some are outright spooky than I could feel my skin crawl. Anna let out a sickening yell from time to time.After about 10 minutes everything went quiet.
Aunty RoseEpisode 38#ROSEFor three days we didn't disturb Anna. Though on the second day of the days of Grace. I did withdraw more money from your Father's account. But he still couldn't come to ask her questions or do anything as he might have been unsuccessful at obtaining permission.During those three days I missed you so much, that's why I called you almost every time. I also kept in touch with my shops and so far nothing needed my immediate attention.After the three days were over. We were up and ready the following morning. We waited until Anna was in the bathroom. Cletus quickly up to the back door, unlocked it, and went inside. He returned the panties and bras he stole from Anna some days ago to her bedroom. He strewn it on the ground rather than where he took them and was out at wind speed.I giggled like a little girl from the excitement. The presence of Jeremy did more good than w
AUNT ROSEEpisode 37#RoseI couldn't sleep well all through the night but meanwhile Jeremy was sleeping soundly. I am always very grateful that Jeremy isn't such a clingy child. I like a sociable person so Jeremy didn't disappoint me on that. What actually made me not to sleep was because I was trying to reason if Anna hated cockroaches the way your grandmother used to. My mother hated cockroaches such in a way that if she sees it up to six at a time she can grow sick because of it. But we all saw nothing wrong with cockroaches. But if my mother catches either me or your mother playing with cockroaches that means we will be washing our hands until we are tired.How will Anna react when she sees the pot full of cockroaches?I didn't know Regina also has a sick mind. The idea of cockroaches never popped up in my head at any point. I actually see it that it is because Anna has been rude to them that makes them enjoy contributing to make her
AUNT ROSEEpisode 36#OMNISCIENT_POVNote: Any where Aunt Rose mentions things like, you or your father. She is actually referring to Joe as she is narrating directly to him and not to a third party.With that being set.Enjoy yourselves.Aunt Rose's POV. (Cont'd).....................................................Regina was beside herself with laughter." This is so much fun." She commented. We heard a another thump and concluded she must have tried to get up and slipped again.She was weeping. A short while later the lights came on." Day one fun's over. It's high time I retire to bed." I stood up and stretched." I'll call Dan right away." Cletus mother said excitedly. " He's got to hear this."I went to bed with a smile, glanced at Jeremy sleeping peacefully. His exposure with the other children will make him to be able t
Aunty RoseEpisode 35#RoseI'm sure she didn't expect me to be beautiful and healthy as I am." Look let me tell you," she continued widening her eyes. " My cousin is working with Civil Defense. My ex husband is a policeman, an inspector to be precise. My man-friend is an army general. So there's nothing you can do because I will simply fuck you over in a matter of minutes. I just have to make a call."" So you are even cheating on my husband." I asked with surprise." Yes. What are you gonna do about it? If you fuck up I will treat your fuck up and your husband won't do fim. I will just call them and they will beat the nonsense out of you. Anyway you seem to be hungry, I have some leftovers here to spare you, if you don't have transport fare to go back I can give you but don't even dare to come back if you don't want to incur my wrath in the worst possible form."" You don'
Aunty RoseEpisode 34#motheThe couple comforted me." So what are your plans now?" The man asked." I want to confront the woman and give her reasons to leave my husband and my husband's house alone let him come back to his senses and attend to his children's needs."" Is that his house?" The couple asked with shock." Yes." I answered." We thought she just rented the house."" No she didn't. I want to go and confront her right now but I don't know how I'm going to make you people to listen to our conversation so it won't seem like I'm cooking up a cock and bull story."" That's the hard part." The man hazarded." No it's not." A voice said from inside, then almost immediately a boy of about 17 emerged from behind the curtain." I'm sorry I have been eavesdropping but you just mentioned something and I know you will need my help." He said smili