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Chapter 17
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2024-10-29 19:42:56Aunty Rose
Episode 17
#Joe
The soup was so delicious that I ate and ate until I was feeling like a Python that swallowed a goat. My aunt laughed at me as I sprawled on the dining chair.
" Gluttony will not kill you." She said amidst laughter.
" I burped loudly before replying. " When you are living with the best cook in the world what did you expect?"
" Yea but it is never an excuse to kill yourself."
" No you're wrong, it is every excuse."
" Fine, suit yourself."
She cleared up the plates and left the dining room with an aI felt a little ashamed that it is my aunt that do clear the dishes after a meal. That should have been my duty but my aunt will never allow me. Good things not that as she never allows me to wash plates or clear the dishes after a meal would make me forget how to do it.
After the food digested a bit and I was able to breathe properly. I got up and went to the s
Kaugnay na kabanata
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AUNT ROSEEpisode 18#JOEWe got to the Thompsons and my aunt parked the car before taking Jeremy out of his car seat.We both walked to the front door.I pressed the doorbell the way I learnt my aunt used to.Mrs Thompson answered the door wearing a pink toweling robe holding a comb on her left hand." Hey Rose!" She hails and hugged my aunt." How are you doing?"" I'm fine dear." My aunt replied. " How's the family?"" Everybody is sound."" Hi Joe." She waved to me.I smiled and waved." I can see you're bringing Jeremy for us, there's no need for explanation." Mrs Thompson said quickly cutting short whatever my aunt wanted to utter." Fine!!" My aunt muttered.She was handing Jeremy over to Mrs Thompson when Clara showed up." Auntie Gypsy Rose. Good morning." She said cheerfully" Who told you that?" My aunt asked." T'was my mom that told m
The Road To Abuja Chapter 19
Aunty RoseEpisode 19#RoseSo one day all the students in my class held a meeting on how to revenge the man on his bad lifestyle on the students.Many people brought ideas, some were dropped as it was deemed too dangerous, others were quite impossible but some others were ticked down and we were ready to act on those ones.We began some investigations and we got to know that he doesn't use the school latrine like everyone else. Instead he will go into the nearby bush to ease himself. He himself has the stupid habit of stripping himself completely naked before shitting.Even if he is wearing suit, he will remove everything even his singlet just to shit. After we have gotten all the vital information we decided to keep a watchman to notify us when he will be going into the bush to ease himself then we will follow him, steal his clothes and then two guys will threaten him with a cutlass and make him run out of the b
The Road To Abuja Chapter 20
Aunty RoseEpisode 20#RoseI assured them that I won't fail them.Fortunately for us he didn't go to his usual toilet that day.After school we located a little girl whose mother loves wearing burka so much and begged her to steal two of her mother's black burka for us. I promised that I will return it.The girl agreed and came that evening and gave the burka to me.It was the long type that gets to cover the knees perfectly.I put it in my school bag so that I can take it to school. If the boys wouldn't come then I will do it myself.The following day. The boys still didn't come. A teacher has just left out class when our watchman arrived to inform us that he saw him heading into the bush.This brought an excited buzz among us. We had prepared a brand new cutlass to use for the scaring and I could brandish it with ease.I asked for a volunteer but nobody seemed keen to follow me.
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Aunty RoseEpisode 21#RoseWe ran hastily to whence we came, back to our classroom.We got there just in time to see the male teachers dragging him back to the school compound. The teachers were surprised to see him burst out of the bush completely naked, faeces plastered all over his face and neck, shouting on top of his voice and was heading for the school gates.The teachers had thought he had gone mad so had to follow him in a hot chase and bring him back before he got into the streets.We came in to see most of my classmates rolling on the ground with laughter.We had quickly discarded the burka. The students trooped out of thier various classrooms to have a closer look. But one of the teachers ordered us back.They couldn't take him into the Staff room because of the shit on his face. A female teacher got some water and tried to wash his face while the others sourced for clothes
The Road To Abuja Chapter 22
Aunty Rose Episode 22 #Joe I glared at the man and he turned back to my aunt. I couldn't make out all what he was saying, but I was sure he was trying to sweet talk and amuse my aunt. But that sneer on my aunt's face was indelible. My aunt's eyes were beginning to water. His mouth odour must have had pepper. He was trying to get my aunt's number but my aunt was proving to be impossible but it didn't deter him. He was a nice looking guy. But his rudeness and mouth odour cast every nice thing about him into the bush. I was angry. My aunt began looking around and then spotted one big guy who was built like Dywane Johnson. I followed her eyes and spotted the guy too. The guy was standing a bit farther off from the snack shop and was answering a call on his phone. My aunt psst the guy and beckoned on him to come as the guy
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Aunty RoseEpisode 23#OMNISCIENT_POVThe boy wanted to object." Don't talk." The girl ordered. " Move let's go to your house."" How are you even sure that what she said is true? She is not.............The boy tried a last ditch attempt to free himself." Thomas!!" The girl shouted, " seeing before you believe. For your information my mother doesn't lie and no more words from you. Let's go your house. I don't want any unreleased sperm to make you go mad. I didn't even bother to wear panties."With that she dragged the boy away who wanted to be stubborn but quickly complied.I and my aunt almost died of laughter.My aunt took the hardest hit from the laughter. She laughed so hard and was holding her chest.After our laughter died down we both got into the car.My aunt was still giggli
The Road To Abuja Chapter 24
AUNT ROSE part 8Chapter 24#JoeWe went to the car and my aunt fired up the engine and off we go.We did some chit chats. My aunt asked me if I enjoyed the sharwama and I nodded.My aunt said that she enjoys it too. The journey to the beach was a bit longer than I expected but we got there finally. I haven't been to a beach before in my life.I looked with mouth agape at the large expanse of water. The water kept crashing on the shore repeatedly and then would leave suddenly only to repeat itself over and over. My aunt parked her car at safe spot where we can both monitor it.According to my aunt there had been no previous case of car theft or theft of any kind on that beach but that wouldn't make us to be taken unawares.Unknown to me my aunt had on a one piece swimsuit under her outfit.I watched her from outside as she pulled off her clothes and was left in only that.
The Road To Abuja Chapter 25
Aunty RoseEpisode 25#JoeRemember I told you it's high time you get a girlfriend. You are never going to marry me because I am way older than you and secondly I am your aunt and you can't marry me not to talk of us having a child.Your mother will kill me if that happens, so don't try to tell me that none of those girls tickled your fancy because I'm not going to agree to that, now talk. Just give me a description and I will bring her to you.I paused a bit to think." Name them Joe I'm waiting."I could see that my aunt was adamant and wouldn't give up." Okay Auntie. The one i like has a big ass."" Good, what next?" My aunt asked happily." Ripples on her neck."" Mhmm!!"" Fish eyes."" Mhmmm!!!"" Nipples that are............"" Wait a sec." My aunt interrupted and confusion clouded her face momentarily.
Pinakabagong kabanata
The Road To Abuja Chapter 42
AUNT ROSEEpisode 42After undressing. I put on a singlet and a pair of black shorts. As I moved out of my room, I saw that my aunt has finished her discussion with my mother. I went and hugged her from behind in a polite manner." Thank you Auntie." I whispered. " I love this kind of surprises. You're wonderful."My aunt's smile became deeper. " You're welcome Joe." She replied." But Auntie I kind of like find it hard to believe that you orchestrated this in less than a week."" Of course not. I paid the guy to do it three months ago. He was only putting finishing touches before you arrive I wanted it to be a surprise to you."" Thanks Auntie." I said with deep appreciation. Anyway this happens when you have a rich and equally generous aunt.My aunt left me to inspect the room.My baby brother had began an earnest play session with Jeremy. I stood and watched them.One of
The Road To Abuja Chapter 41
AUNT ROSEEpisode 41AUNT ROSE POV. ( Cont'd)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~At around 3:30 pm, your father arrived at the house that was being freshly deserted by Anna. I had felt that he will be coming by 3 pm so I left Dan's house to go to the pharmacy to get some painkillers. Actually I was lying. The reason I left was so I can be able to talk with your father without Cletus and his parents spotting me. It will seem odd for my husband to see me there without reacting.I instructed Cletus to run up and give him the keys as soon as he arrives.I drove the car to nowhere then I branched a makeup shop and asked them some useless questions. Before going back from whence I came.Fortunately for me I spotted your father coming out of the house with the note in his hand. His face told me that he was the angriest man on earth at the moment.I stopped the car and got out and then walked up to him.He was
The Road To Abuja Chapter 40
Aunty Rose Episode 40 #ROSE It was a happy evening for the kids. I left Cletus to enjoy his evening with his father who was reeling off stories after stories of his exploits. It was quite interesting to learn about the nature of his work. Since we didn't have any plans for Anna we didn't stress ourselves. Moreover Regina requested an early bed and I and his son understood what it was about and gave each other a glance and a naughty smile. We too had to retire to bed early since Mr Dan was tired from his journey we couldn't keep him up for long. Ben called in the middle of the night to tell me that your father got the message and tried to call Anna he asked what he should do. I asked him to block the call and blacklist it so that she won't even see any call or text from him. He agreed to do that and the call ended. The next morning I was up e
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Aunty RoseEpisode 39#ROSECletus noticed my discomfort and signaled me to go out. I did that quickly and went back to the transmitter. Regina was laughing by the time I arrived. She jumped upon noticing me and we both burst into laughter." You should have seen the way I jumped when I heard a cock crow right behind me. I was dead for a second." Regina said rapidly. " Where did cock come from to crow at this time and right behind me. Before I discovered that it was from the transmitter. What made me laugh is the other cockerels replying. Cletus really has a sick mind."" I swear he does." I answered. " All those sounds quickly started to creep me out that's why I left."We continued listening to the sounds, some are outright spooky than I could feel my skin crawl. Anna let out a sickening yell from time to time.After about 10 minutes everything went quiet.
The Road To Abuja Chapter 38
Aunty RoseEpisode 38#ROSEFor three days we didn't disturb Anna. Though on the second day of the days of Grace. I did withdraw more money from your Father's account. But he still couldn't come to ask her questions or do anything as he might have been unsuccessful at obtaining permission.During those three days I missed you so much, that's why I called you almost every time. I also kept in touch with my shops and so far nothing needed my immediate attention.After the three days were over. We were up and ready the following morning. We waited until Anna was in the bathroom. Cletus quickly up to the back door, unlocked it, and went inside. He returned the panties and bras he stole from Anna some days ago to her bedroom. He strewn it on the ground rather than where he took them and was out at wind speed.I giggled like a little girl from the excitement. The presence of Jeremy did more good than w
The Road To Abuja Chapter 37
AUNT ROSEEpisode 37#RoseI couldn't sleep well all through the night but meanwhile Jeremy was sleeping soundly. I am always very grateful that Jeremy isn't such a clingy child. I like a sociable person so Jeremy didn't disappoint me on that. What actually made me not to sleep was because I was trying to reason if Anna hated cockroaches the way your grandmother used to. My mother hated cockroaches such in a way that if she sees it up to six at a time she can grow sick because of it. But we all saw nothing wrong with cockroaches. But if my mother catches either me or your mother playing with cockroaches that means we will be washing our hands until we are tired.How will Anna react when she sees the pot full of cockroaches?I didn't know Regina also has a sick mind. The idea of cockroaches never popped up in my head at any point. I actually see it that it is because Anna has been rude to them that makes them enjoy contributing to make her
The Road To Abuja Chapter 36
AUNT ROSEEpisode 36#OMNISCIENT_POVNote: Any where Aunt Rose mentions things like, you or your father. She is actually referring to Joe as she is narrating directly to him and not to a third party.With that being set.Enjoy yourselves.Aunt Rose's POV. (Cont'd).....................................................Regina was beside herself with laughter." This is so much fun." She commented. We heard a another thump and concluded she must have tried to get up and slipped again.She was weeping. A short while later the lights came on." Day one fun's over. It's high time I retire to bed." I stood up and stretched." I'll call Dan right away." Cletus mother said excitedly. " He's got to hear this."I went to bed with a smile, glanced at Jeremy sleeping peacefully. His exposure with the other children will make him to be able t
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Aunty RoseEpisode 35#RoseI'm sure she didn't expect me to be beautiful and healthy as I am." Look let me tell you," she continued widening her eyes. " My cousin is working with Civil Defense. My ex husband is a policeman, an inspector to be precise. My man-friend is an army general. So there's nothing you can do because I will simply fuck you over in a matter of minutes. I just have to make a call."" So you are even cheating on my husband." I asked with surprise." Yes. What are you gonna do about it? If you fuck up I will treat your fuck up and your husband won't do fim. I will just call them and they will beat the nonsense out of you. Anyway you seem to be hungry, I have some leftovers here to spare you, if you don't have transport fare to go back I can give you but don't even dare to come back if you don't want to incur my wrath in the worst possible form."" You don'
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Aunty RoseEpisode 34#motheThe couple comforted me." So what are your plans now?" The man asked." I want to confront the woman and give her reasons to leave my husband and my husband's house alone let him come back to his senses and attend to his children's needs."" Is that his house?" The couple asked with shock." Yes." I answered." We thought she just rented the house."" No she didn't. I want to go and confront her right now but I don't know how I'm going to make you people to listen to our conversation so it won't seem like I'm cooking up a cock and bull story."" That's the hard part." The man hazarded." No it's not." A voice said from inside, then almost immediately a boy of about 17 emerged from behind the curtain." I'm sorry I have been eavesdropping but you just mentioned something and I know you will need my help." He said smili
