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Everyone ready for another terrible ass jokee:
A/NI always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad.
A/NDamn, I forgot to go to the gym today.
A/NGoing to McDonald's for a salad,
A/N"Don't kid yourself" would be a great slogan for a condom company ;)
A/NNever give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.
A/NMy wife left me for a Hindu guy. At least he'll treat her better...
A/NI love how people say they're "expecting" a baby, as if it might be something else, like a penguin.
A/NI accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator.
A/NThis is the final chaptor guys
A/NHope you guys enjoy this one hehehe ;)
A/NTime to PARTAY😎
A/NEnjoy hehe :33
A/NEnjoy! 💜
A/NI forgot to say this but HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
A/NEnjoyy :)
A/NENJOY :)
A/N¡Buen provecho! (Enjoy in Spanish)