Su Lan stood there thinking who would play the hero that saves the day. Who was the blind person who stole her punching bag!
She was shocked once again when she saw who came in.
The person who came in the door.... was a 60 year old man with a buff bodyguard.
Su Lan froze and thought why is it that when other people write the plot it is always a handsome guy who comes to save the day and when it her turn it is an old man?! This isn't how the plot should have gone! Su Lan saw the old man walking up to the fat man like a gangster demanding him to pay up his debt? Do elderly nowadays also become gangsters? What with the mismatch in appearance and the way he acts!
Su Lan turns her head away. She felt her eyes being burned. There isn’t a punching bag anymore at least she still had food. Su Lan continues to eat her food ignoring both groups of people. As she turned away she thought at least the food was normal. Of course that is if you ignore the food color. When the two groups were about to start a fight Su Lan had finished eating, paid, and slipped out of the restaurant.
Su Lan threw the mishap to the back of her mind as she walked down the street thinking where she should go to complete her mission.
Just as she was walking near the city gates, she suddenly tripped. Thank god she managed to catch her balance. If she fell face down she would be so embarrassed. Su Lan used her hands and held her head and ran to a nearby bench. She was currently having a headache.
In her mind, a chain of the word master was repeated over and over in her head. Su Lan felt like crying as she looked for a bench. After the system alerts from before now this. Can they leave her brain alone! The one who had been calling her was Pom Pom. Ever since he munched on about half of her herb garden Pom Pom started to be able to talk. Ever since Pom Pom was able to talk Su Lan regretted her simple way of thinking before! How could she not appreciate when she could understand Pom Pom without having him speak! Pom Pom ever since he started speaking.... he never stops! If Su Lan stops listening or ignores Pom Pom, he calls her master non stop till he was sure she was listening. Su Lan stared at the clouds and signed. Pom Pom was still calling for her again. Finally, Su Lan asked him what he needed.
Pom Pom: " I want to go out!"
Su Lan: "No, there are people here."
Pom Pom: "Master, master, master (keeps going on)."
Su Lan: “Pom Pom, you know I can’t have you appear from nowhere. There are bodyguards around me. How would I explain to them? I can’t let people know that I have space magic or a secret garden.”
Pom Pom: "Master, master, master (keeps going on)."
Su Lan: “….. It looks like reason is of no use. Sigh. Got it, got it. Stop saying master now. I will look for a way to bring you out.”
Pom Pom: “Master, master, master (keeps going on)."
Su Lan: “One more word you are staying inside forever!”
Pom Pom: “....”
Su Lan looked at the gate to exit the city and tried to sense her guards. Su Lan called her guards out and had told them to leave first. The only result was none of them agreeing.
As Su Lan was pondering on what to do her info screen popped up again.
Mission 2 part 3
Please use the charm bracelet to escape.
Su Lan stared at the screen wondering what it meant. She took out the hello kitty bracelet. Looking at it her mouth couldn't help but twitch. She put on the bracelet thinking if it could change appearance how wonderful that would be. A hello kitty head look screen suddenly pops up.
Welcome to bling bling charm bracelet screen. Please choose the appearance you want for your bracelet.
Su Lan suddenly put her hand on her forehead.
Su Lan (in her mind): This isn't happening. What with the name! Bling bling charm bracelet! I thought hello kitty was bad enough but it actually got worse. What with bling bling!!!!
Su Lan thought in her head to change the name.
Hello kitty screen: This option is not available please input another command.
Su Lan: ..... screen change.
Bling bling charm bracelet: How would you like to change the screen?
Su Lan: A regular rectangular screen.
Bling bling charm bracelet: Option is too unfashionable and ugly. Bling bling does not accept this command. Please choose again.
Su Lan: .... a square screen.
Bling bling charm bracelet: No. Since the owner doesn't have any fashion sense these are the options you can choose from.
1) Diamond bling bling screen.
2) Circular with bling bling around the rim.
3) Hello Kitty head screen.
4) Rainbow flashing screen.
5) Pink, pink screen.
Please choose from the following options.
Su Lan: ....!!!!! Can I choose to throw you away!!!
Su Lan's info screen: Throwing away the bracelet will result in mission 2 failure.
Mission 2 failure punishment: Complete another God's request. No rewards and more extreme punishment if not finished.
Su Lan thought of how irresponsible her great (50x) grandfather was and didn't put any hope on the other gods either.
Su Lan: "Circular with bling bling around the rim."
The Hello Kitty screen changes to a circular screen with flashing lights on the rim.
Su Lan stared at the blinding screen and chose back the hello kitty screen.
Su Lan (in her mind): At least I wouldn't be blinded by the screen.
Su Lan then thought in her mind: Hide from guards.
The hello kitty head screen pops up and gives her different options.
Option 1: Hide aura and blend into the background.
Option 2: Create a clone that lasts 24 hours.
Option 3: Run away yourself.
Su Lan (in her mind):.... were all systems and artifacts all like this nowadays?
Su Lan got up and headed out the city gates. She felt more than four people following her as she left the city. She walked and ran into the forest. As she lost the people following her. She asked the bling bling bracelet how she would know where her clone is when she wants to head back. Bling Bling Screen: There is a GPS tracking function and an automatic transfer function. Su Lan: So for the automatic transfer function I can be where the clone is? Will the clone still be there if I transfer over? Bling Bling Screen: Yes. No. Su Lan: Are there other functions? Bling Bling Screen: There is also a camera function so you can see wh
Su Lan ends up going with Yu Leng and his bodyguard to explore the forest. She didn't know what to do after coming out of the city. Since she is already out, she might as well take a look around. Su Lan collected medical herbs along the way and planted them in her secret garden world (jade bracelet). To plant the herb, she only needed to dig out the plant with the roots and throw it in the jade bracelet. The plant will be automatically sorted in the right area and planted.Su Lan never had a chatty character. She would only speak when spoken to most of the time. As for speaking with strangers it was only done when necessary. To Su Lan it was already out of character that she spoke to Yu Leng. Yu Leng was the one who had spoken most of the way. In the end, Su Lan finally knew why Yu Leng was in this realm. Although she wasn't sure if what he s
Su Lan (in her mind): Okay, I guess it wasn't a lie. Even with Pom Pom cute and harmless appearance he is still a legendary beast.Yu Leng and the bodyguard who heard Pom Pom and Su Lan speaking to each other were shocked. Even though a high level beast can speak, how can it easily defeat a beast who is as powerful as a middle level beast in the higher realm!!!???Su Lan felt the intense stare from both of them, looked up and pressed Pom Pom head down. She then gave them a clueless look like she didn't know what happened.Yu Leng coughed trying to make his facial expression back to normal.Su Lan: "Okay, stop looking at us with those expressions!"Yu Leng: "No, it's just I didn't expect this to happen."
Miss Mo was dragged away by her brother. He left while glaring at Yu Leng. Elder Mo glanced back at Yu Leng and Su Lan before he left.Su Lan patted her chest and thought “thank god I covered my face before we bump into them.. They wouldn’t know it was me even if they met me later.”Su Lan suddenly remembered Yu Leng’s words from before when Miss Mo called her a servant.Su Lan (in her mind to her system) So we are already friends? Was making friends this easy? So that’s what Lovepancake from the food blog meant by naturally making friends? How come something doesn’t seem right?If the info system could it would give Su Lan a look asking if she was brain damaged.Info system: No
Su Lan couldn’t resist and walked up to Yu Leng and whispered, "are they near here?" Yu Leng knew she was talking about the sleazy old man…Elder Mo and the Mo siblings. Yu Leng: "Yes, right behind the tree 5 meters away from us." Su Lan frowns and whispers, "Do we still go in?" Yu Leng frowned and said, "It would be troublesome if we are attacking the monsters and they come and take what we need." Su Lan looked at Pom Pom. Should she have Pom Pom slap them down? Pom Pom looked up at her at this time. Its eyes looked wide as if saying “Master, why are you looking at me?” Su Lan converse in her mind with Pom Pom.
Behind the tree, the Mo siblings were speaking to each other.Miss Mo had woken up and had used a healing pill to heal her face. The only thing was her front teeth were still missing.Miss Mo: "Why didn't you guys tell me?!"Her brother wanted to comfort her but the image of his sister made him wince.Currently she was speaking unclearly with wind breaking in as she spoke.Young master Mo lips twitched at the sight and replied.Young master Mo: “Xiao Jing, it's not that your brother didn't want to tell you. We didn't know how to tell you. Even if we told you nothing would change.”*Note: Miss Mo’s name is Mo Jing. You
Su Lan and Pom Pom finally got a good view of the beast that was chasing them. Before all they saw was red beast hooves. Then after was Pom Pom taking a chomp on a hoof waking up the beast. Then they started running for their lives. Su Lan looked at the fiery red unicorn. Yup it was a unicorn. The mane and tail were made with flames. The horn was like ruby. The hooves looked like red crystals with flames burning. The body was brownish red. The most unbelievable thing was in front of this beast Su Lan’s height only reached up to the top of the hoof. Su Lan saw the part where Pom Pom had bitten had already been restored. Su Lan turned and saw that Pom Pom ha
Su Lan opened the Bling Bling screen and looked at the completed mission rewards again.Mission 2 part 1 reward: Able to customize Bling Bling appearance according to your preference. Mix and match to any of your clothes!Mission 2 part 2 reward: Increase the rate of accomplishing tasks but pay a simple price for every accomplishment.Mission 2 part 3 reward: Open a beast raising field for your new captured pets in the secret garden!!Su Lan's eyes landed on the last reward. She pondered for a while before she spoke.Su Lan (to Bling Bling): “For mission 2 part 3 the reward was to open a beast raising field for new captured pets in the secret ga
Su Lan wasn’t interested in this cultivation technique and decided to explore the room. This room was actually really beautiful. Su Lan (in her mind): If you take away the statue it would be even more perfect. The theme of the room was a lake and forest. The statue stood in front of a waterway designed as a lake with green and blue stones making the lake blueish green. There were many trees and colorful flowers all around the lake that filled the whole room. A swing with vines wrap around the ropes. Before Su Lan had more time to look around, she heard some movement behind her. Su Lan turned around and saw that Yu Leng had opened his eyes. Su Lan walked back toward Yu Leng and he lifted his face to look at her.
As Su Lan tried to brainwash herself, Su Ling grabbed a paper and pen and started writing. Su Lan saw Su Ling fast and precise movements, as if he did this 100 times, quietly turning to face the door once again. Su Lan (in her mind): No one here understands English. Even if I read it emotionally no one will understand. After gathering up her courage, Su Lan started her emotional reading performance. She gathered up her emotions and made a starry eye expression. Lift up her head and put her hands together as if praying. In a tone full of admiration and trust she repeated the words on the wall. “Dear great (50x) grandfather you are the bestest, greatest, smartest, most amazing great (50x) grandfather ever! Please open the door for your cutest
Before Su Lan had any time to react, the medical god started his speech. Just like before, this image was just a projection of him speaking. As his carefree voice sounded out Su Lan by conditional reflex wanted to punch someone.Medical god: “Dear great (50x) granddaughter you are finally here. If you want to ask how I know it is you and not someone else. Hah, I am god of course I know. Then let’s continue, only those with my bloodline and jade bracelet will be allowed here. Once you arrive the jade spirit would help you get the island. The jade spirit should have told you I took the island for a surprise. What was the surprise? It was the baby fiery unicorn outside protecting this cave. I chose the most healthy and strongest combat power foal for you. This way it will be strong and you should be able to fight it. Coming into this world what better companion can you get then one you can raise, ride and fight. Good luck on the journey! After all, I left a lot of missions to relieve you
Su Ling: “For other people to level up from magic/sword to cultivation at the lower realm is impossible but, for you it is possible. The reason is because before your soul merged with your body over here. The body here was originally a cultivation body. Once you merge your soul together your body transforms causing your cultivation body to contain elements. The elements are considered as magic. Su Lan: “I see so only I can go directly to cultivation?” Su Ling: “Right and wrong.” Su Lan: “???” Su Ling: “All cultivators born in the higher realms can directly cultivate. For the lower realms because the spiritual qi level in the lower realm is too low they are unable to directly cultivate. In the higher realm because of the dense spiritual qi even without cultivating their body will automatically absorb spiritual qi. By absorbing spiritual qi the body will be stronger and veins will be wider. The lower realms first learn magic or sword is to slowly build a stronger body and transform
Su Lan: “Pom Pom what did you do this time?” Pom Pom's head was also stuck to the ground and butt was facing up. Su Lan turned to Su Ling. Su Lan: “Su Ling what happened?” Su Ling turned to look at Pom Pom and started to speak. Su Ling: “While you were distracting the beast Pom Pom was busy looking at the fight while cheering on in the back. Completely forgetting to get close to the beast.” Su Lan: “So how was the beast captured?” Su Ling: “I had to come out to capture the beast.” Su Lan turned to Pom Pom and sighed. Su Lan (in he
Su Lan really wanted to bonk Pom Pom on the head with a pillow.As to why she chose a pillow and not a book…Su Lan (in her mind): Who in the right mind can hit such a cute fluffy ball! All fluffy items that can act cute are illegal!Su Lan: “Pom Pom, I will distract the unicorn and you try to touch it at the fastest speed.”Su Lan turned to Su Ling.Su Lan: “Su Ling, when Pom Pom touches the beast can you help him pull it in at that moment? Pom Pom is too airheaded and playful.”Su Ling nodded his head agreeing to what Su Lan said.Su Ling: “As long as Pom Pom can touch it. I will pull the be
Su Lan opened the Bling Bling screen and looked at the completed mission rewards again.Mission 2 part 1 reward: Able to customize Bling Bling appearance according to your preference. Mix and match to any of your clothes!Mission 2 part 2 reward: Increase the rate of accomplishing tasks but pay a simple price for every accomplishment.Mission 2 part 3 reward: Open a beast raising field for your new captured pets in the secret garden!!Su Lan's eyes landed on the last reward. She pondered for a while before she spoke.Su Lan (to Bling Bling): “For mission 2 part 3 the reward was to open a beast raising field for new captured pets in the secret ga
Su Lan and Pom Pom finally got a good view of the beast that was chasing them. Before all they saw was red beast hooves. Then after was Pom Pom taking a chomp on a hoof waking up the beast. Then they started running for their lives. Su Lan looked at the fiery red unicorn. Yup it was a unicorn. The mane and tail were made with flames. The horn was like ruby. The hooves looked like red crystals with flames burning. The body was brownish red. The most unbelievable thing was in front of this beast Su Lan’s height only reached up to the top of the hoof. Su Lan saw the part where Pom Pom had bitten had already been restored. Su Lan turned and saw that Pom Pom ha
Behind the tree, the Mo siblings were speaking to each other.Miss Mo had woken up and had used a healing pill to heal her face. The only thing was her front teeth were still missing.Miss Mo: "Why didn't you guys tell me?!"Her brother wanted to comfort her but the image of his sister made him wince.Currently she was speaking unclearly with wind breaking in as she spoke.Young master Mo lips twitched at the sight and replied.Young master Mo: “Xiao Jing, it's not that your brother didn't want to tell you. We didn't know how to tell you. Even if we told you nothing would change.”*Note: Miss Mo’s name is Mo Jing. You