Chapter 18: Unexpected Plot & Charm bracelet’s Functions

Su Lan stood there thinking who would play the hero that saves the day. Who was the blind person who stole her punching bag! 

She was shocked once again when she saw who came in. 

The person who came in the door.... was a 60 year old man with a buff bodyguard.

Su Lan froze and thought why is it that when other people write the plot it is always a handsome guy who comes to save the day and when it her turn it is an old man?! This isn't how the plot should have gone! Su Lan saw the old man walking up to the fat man like a gangster demanding him to pay up his debt? Do elderly nowadays also become gangsters? What with the mismatch in appearance and the way he acts!

Su Lan turns her head away. She felt her eyes being burned. There isn’t a punching bag anymore at least she still had food. Su Lan continues to eat her food ignoring both groups of people. As she turned away she thought at least the food was normal. Of course that is if you ignore the food color. When the two groups were about to start a fight Su Lan had finished eating, paid, and slipped out of the restaurant.

Su Lan threw the mishap to the back of her mind as she walked down the street thinking where she should go to complete her mission.

Just as she was walking near the city gates, she suddenly tripped. Thank god she managed to catch her balance. If she fell face down she would be so embarrassed. Su Lan used her hands and held her head and ran to a nearby bench. She was currently having a headache.

In her mind, a chain of the word master was repeated over and over in her head. Su Lan felt like crying as she looked for a bench. After the system alerts from before now this. Can they leave her brain alone! The one who had been calling her was Pom Pom. Ever since he munched on about half of her herb garden Pom Pom started to be able to talk. Ever since Pom Pom was able to talk Su Lan regretted her simple way of thinking before! How could she not appreciate when she could understand Pom Pom without having him speak! Pom Pom ever since he started speaking.... he never stops! If Su Lan stops listening or ignores Pom Pom, he calls her master non stop till he was sure she was listening. Su Lan stared at the clouds and signed. Pom Pom was still calling for her again. Finally, Su Lan asked him what he needed.

Pom Pom: " I want to go out!"

Su Lan: "No, there are people here."

Pom Pom: "Master, master, master (keeps going on)."

Su Lan: “Pom Pom, you know I can’t have you appear from nowhere. There are bodyguards around me. How would I explain to them? I can’t let people know that I have space magic or a secret garden.”

Pom Pom: "Master, master, master (keeps going on)."

Su Lan: “….. It looks like reason is of no use. Sigh. Got it, got it. Stop saying master now. I will look for a way to bring you out.”

Pom Pom: “Master, master, master (keeps going on)."

Su Lan: “One more word you are staying inside forever!”

Pom Pom: “....” 

Su Lan looked at the gate to exit the city and tried to sense her guards. Su Lan called her guards out and had told them to leave first. The only result was none of them agreeing.

As Su Lan was pondering on what to do her info screen popped up again.

Mission 2 part 3

Please use the charm bracelet to escape.

Su Lan stared at the screen wondering what it meant. She took out the hello kitty bracelet. Looking at it her mouth couldn't help but twitch. She put on the bracelet thinking if it could change appearance how wonderful that would be. A hello kitty head look screen suddenly pops up.

Welcome to bling bling charm bracelet screen. Please choose the appearance you want for your bracelet.

Su Lan suddenly put her hand on her forehead.

Su Lan (in her mind): This isn't happening. What with the name! Bling bling charm bracelet! I thought hello kitty was bad enough but it actually got worse. What with bling bling!!!!

Su Lan thought in her head to change the name.

Hello kitty screen: This option is not available please input another command.

Su Lan: ..... screen change.

Bling bling charm bracelet: How would you like to change the screen?

Su Lan: A regular rectangular screen.

Bling bling charm bracelet: Option is too unfashionable and ugly. Bling bling does not accept this command. Please choose again.

Su Lan: .... a square screen.

Bling bling charm bracelet: No. Since the owner doesn't have any fashion sense these are the options you can choose from.

1) Diamond bling bling screen.

2) Circular with bling bling around the rim.

3) Hello Kitty head screen.

4) Rainbow flashing screen.

5) Pink, pink screen.

Please choose from the following options.

Su Lan: ....!!!!! Can I choose to throw you away!!!

Su Lan's info screen: Throwing away the bracelet will result in mission 2 failure.

Mission 2 failure punishment: Complete another God's request. No rewards and more extreme punishment if not finished.

Su Lan thought of how irresponsible her great (50x) grandfather was and didn't put any hope on the other gods either.

Su Lan: "Circular with bling bling around the rim."

The Hello Kitty screen changes to a circular screen with flashing lights on the rim.

Su Lan stared at the blinding screen and chose back the hello kitty screen.

Su Lan (in her mind): At least I wouldn't be blinded by the screen.

Su Lan then thought in her mind: Hide from guards.

The hello kitty head screen pops up and gives her different options.

Option 1: Hide aura and blend into the background.

Option 2: Create a clone that lasts 24 hours.

Option 3: Run away yourself.

Su Lan (in her mind):.... were all systems and artifacts all like this nowadays?