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28: They're No Joke

Author: S.J. Lee
last update Last Updated: 2024-07-17 02:30:48

Kenzie went into the kitchen and decided to look around for a few pots and pans or anything that remotely resembled something to cook with. She hadn't remembered seeing any when she put the food up, but she also hadn't looked everywhere. Still after searching the entire kitchen, she came up empty.

She was headed back into the living room when a beeping noise went off. Kenzie was all set to panic because this beeping was different from when Viper came back the day before, until she saw something pop up on the computer screen. Kenzie walked over and saw that it was Jay. She then figured it was the doorbell. Placing her hand on the reader, Kenzie opened the door and let Jay inside.

"Hey Kenzie."

"Hey Jay," Kenzie led the way over to the couch and sat down. "I have a question."

"Okay, shoot."

"Why is there a kitchen if there isn't any cookware?"

Jay laughed. "Viper's a bachelor or was. That doesn't mean he can't cook because he can, but he mostl

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