The expression on the young noble's face was definitely that of someone who had eaten sh*t.
Amid the laughter, he forced himself to explain, "But there is no sh*t here, is there?''
Hearing this, Ding Yi was sort of ticked off. "You said there was no toilet earlier, but now you dare to say that there is no sh*t around here. How about I produce some for you right now?"
As he spoke, he grabbed the belt of his pants with both hands and pretended to pull it down.
The young noble was shocked and got worked up on the spot. "Don't go too far in bullying others. I just said I would eat sh*t if I lost, but I didn't say what kind of sh*t I would eat, or how to eat it. I'll just grab a pack of silkworm excrement and swallow it down. I am Mr. Shi Siming, and I have never gone back on my word.''
The silkworm excrement was the dung of silkworms, which was also a kind of traditional Chinese medicine. It could improve eyesight, nourish
Hearing Li Mu's words, the stout merchant rejoiced instead of getting angry.What had worried him was not that Li Mu might charge an exorbitant service fee but that he refused to provide him the service at all."Fine, we have a deal," the stout merchant answered in a booming voice as if he feared that Li Mu would then go back to his words.Interstellar merchants—especially those who had no bottom line and principles. In order to pursue profit, there was basically nothing they could not do. The stout merchant was one of them. Just moments ago, he threatened Li Mu and the two were on the verge of breaking out a fight. But now, he seemed to be totally cooperative.Li Mu casually picked up a piece of Primordial Stone the size of a small puppy. The black-cloaked vendor declared that it was priced at 10 silver-colored fairy crystals.Seeing that Li Mu picked that stone so unceremoniously, the stout merchant could not help bu
What an excellent broadsword!The broadsword had extremely smooth outlines. It was light and agile as an antelope. Every part of it was naturally forged. It was like the most perfect work of art, shaped as the longest and the most immaculate feather on the wings of a wild goose. It was red-and-black, giving off a dim brilliance.The groove on both sides of the blade was neatly-carved and full of texture. It flickered with the brilliance unique to cold steel, which would make people shudder.A great broadsword!It was definitely a great broadsword.Li Mu's eyes brightened. He immediately took a liking to the broadsword.Li Mu himself was a master of broadsword-using methods. His love for broadswords was as intense as a swordsman's love for swords, a rider's love for horses, a general's love for precious armor, a chess player's love for chessboards, a home man's love for porn, and a home girl's love for comi
"Clank, clink, clank!"Sounds of the rapid collision of the sword and broadsword were heard.One second, the figures tangled together. The next, they suddenly separated.The four guards were blocked and couldn't get close to Li Mu immediately.Li Mu looked at the figure in front of him in great surprise.It was the man whose left leg was disabled."My benefactor, go now!" the man said to Li Mu without looking back at him.The copper broadsword in his hand, which was rusty, was a Taoist instrument with little spiritual qi. There were dozens of chips on the blade, which looked like sawteeth.Seeing this broken saber, people couldn't help but think that its owner must be a veteran warrior.The sudden clashes of weapons just now were exactly made by the disabled man. He blocked the attack of the four bodyguards of the stout merchant for Li Mu.No one would ha
That remark was exceedingly appalling. Like a clap of thunder, It reverberated in the huge market, causing everyone's scalps to go numb."Hahaha." After a short pause of shock, Zhou Changfa jeered disdainfully. "You did that by yourself? Little boy, who would believe your ridiculous claim? You're confusing the public with your evil words, and you're certainly wagging your tongue too freely!"Li Mu looked at him and said seriously, "Well, now that I've thought about it, I was wrong about what I said just now."When those words were out, the crowd immediately bought them.Now it made sense.A cultivator who just entered the Worm Realm just claimed that he had killed the head of the Gold Sun Sect, a large sect in the Brilliance Immortal Star Region. Who was he kidding?He had taken it too far in bragging.But to everyone's surprise, Li Mu added, "Just to clarify, the good-for-nothing who claimed
Gold Town was doomed.All the members of the Gold Sun Sect had been killed as well.Li Mu's murderous look made everyone as quiet as a cicada in winter.They all started to worry about their own safety.Li Mu had killed Zhou Changfa, an elder of the Gold Sun Sect, in three or four moves. At this moment, even if all the people in the market square teamed up, they might only be able to resist two or three strikes that Li Mu launched.Moreover, the terrifying Broadsword Intent he could emit out of thin air was invisible and soundless. It was also a remarkable skill useful in a chase in that no one could outrun it.Everyone began to associate what they just saw with the rumored killing maniac in the battle of the Tomb of the God of Sin. The combination of the rumors and reality made everyone even more frightened."Will we be silenced?""Very likely, isn't it?"All the peo
Bang!Li Mu hacked hard at the divine-level Primordial Stone with the knife. Yet, not only did he fail to leave any mark on the stone, but the knife directly bounced off as if there was a mysterious counterforce."What?"Li Mu's arm went numb. He was indeed very shocked."How could it be so hard?"When Li Mu watched the black-cloaked vendor cut the stones before, it seemed so easy as if he were cut a piece of tofu. Every time the knife landed on the surface of the stones, the stone crust simply fell off. But now he had tried it himself, he felt like he was cutting some unbreakable iron.He swiveled his eyes to the black-cloaked vendor.The black-cloaked vendor explained, "The reason why the Primordial Stones can foster fairy crystals inside is that they are not ordinary stones. The crust of the stone, in particular, is naturally hard, which can be comparable to divine iron. For that reason, we
The crust of the divine-level Primordial Stone was gradually splintering and peeling off. The sound of the mysterious heart beating became clearer and stronger. In the end, it seemed to become a peculiar kind of drumbeat that followed an inexplicable rhythm.Gradually, everyone's hearts started to thump at the same frequency as the drumbeat.Li Mu, on the other hand, seemed to be ignorant of the changes in his surroundings.He sat cross-legged on the spot, seizing every second to run the Xiantian Skill and restore his Divine Consciousness.He was overwhelmed by the immense exhaustion that he had never experienced before.The Sea of Consciousness outside his Mud-pill Palace seemed about to dry up.Cutting that stone open had consumed too much of his energy.Most of Li Mu's Divine Consciousness had been consumed in the process of opening the stone. By this time, it was very difficult for the rem
When things developed to this point, no one could tell which one was the real Li Mu and which one was the imposter. They were completely confused.Li Mu himself was also shocked inwardly."This monster's strength is really impressive."Not only was his broadsword-using method brutal, but his physical strength was also very strong.How powerful was Li Mu's current physical strength?"In the battle of the Tomb of the God of Sin, the experts in the Soldier Realm were all brought to their knees when they ran into Li Mu. Now, Li Mu's cultivation had again improved a great deal. But this mysterious monster could actually confront Li Mu head-on and not be at a disadvantage at all.It was a case of diamond cut diamond. The two of them threw many strikes at each other and fought fiercely. However, the monster still showed no sign of losing.The two were indeed well-matched opponents.Li Mu
Li Mu's cultivation nowadays was at the peak of the Golden Immortal, and his battle power could cut down the first generals.If one were to obtain a drop of Immortal Marrow, one could instantly leap into the peak of Immortal Generals, and at that time, even if one were to face an Immortal King, one would be able to defeat him in battle, not to mention traversing across the major state capitals, even if it was the entire Eastern Sacred Continent, the heavens and the earth were vast, and one could go to it.At that time, it would be like a fish out of water to find Wang Shiyu, Hua Wanyong, and the others.At that thought, Li Mu immediately became desirous of this Immortal Marrow."One drop of Immortal Marrow, one great realm, so if a bottle of Immortal Marrow were all swallowed, wouldn't it directly soar into the Immortal Emperor, Immortal Emperor or even Immortal Lord realm?" Li Mu said.Xia Jing was stunned and then giggled."I didn't expect that
Uh-huh?What a scene of déjà vu.Li Mu all of a sudden, remembered the legendary Liu Huangshu Baidicheng entrusted the orphan.It's a pity that the Emperor is not Uncle Liu.And Li Mu is not Zhuge Kongming.Li Mu said indifferently, "Don't worry, Your Majesty, I can make a dao oath that I won't taint the imperial power of Huangji Cliff for the rest of my life.""Cough cough cough ......" the emperor coughed, hastily said: "I ...... am not using words to frame you, I... ...In the chaotic world, there is no strength, sooner or later ...... sooner or later is the death ...... of the disaster ...... wood brother you if you are the emperor, or you may be able to ...... preserve a trace of my bloodline, I ......"Li Mu said, "Your Majesty's meaning, I understand, but my words remain the same, I will never dye the royal fist, Emperor Chen will be a bright ruler."The emperor sighed and said, "I understand ...... all ...... all stand down ....
Reimu smiled.Snap your fingers.Phew.A golden stream of light flashed by.Emperor Zhen, who was roaring at the top of his lungs, his voice came to an abrupt end, and his hands covered his neck, a splash of blood seeped out, followed by golden flames, which spewed out from his body."You ...... you dare to kill me?"He looked at Li Mu incredulously and eventually turned into a puff of flying ash.In the great hall, there was an instant dead silence.The horrific images, although they had ended, the aftermath was still like a hurricane, still madly hitting everyone's nerves over and over again.Prince Wood actually went out and killed someone?He actually made a move?Killing a royal son with royal blood flowing in his body right here in this great hall?He dared.He really dared.All the ministers felt that their bodies were cold, as if they had fallen into an ice cave, like the cold winter of the t
The other ministers in the hall, hearing such words, could not help but look at Zheng Yuan with shocked gazes.The so-called Emperor Tatsu's son is a wild seed, this kind of thing, if you don't explode it sooner or later, and you don't explode it at this time, what is the intention?Besides, it's not certain whether it's true or not.Saying such words in such an important meeting of the court was tantamount to slapping the emperor's face in public and rubbing the emperor's majesty, on the ground.What a nerve.On one side, Servant Yin's face changed wildly as she shook her head and argued, "No, it's not like that, Chen'er is His Majesty's child ...... "When the Emperor intended to set up Emperor Chen as the Crown Prince just now, she vaguely realized that this was a dangerous signal, the treacherous darkness of the palace court was not something she could resist as a small servant girl.But I didn't expect the slander and danger to come so
"Tatsu-chan!"Servant Yin was filled with a huge surprise in her chest and subconsciously rushed over to the little boy and held him in her arms."Mother, you're here too ...... Mother, I've seen father."The little boy dug into Squire Yin's arms with delight.His first words had to do with his parents.But many snickers resounded clearly and audibly in the great hall.Although no one said anything, the meaning was clear: 'Father' is a word you call, too?Servant Yin, however, didn't pay that much attention.In the instant she saw her son, her heart, without the slightest bit of nervousness or panic, held her son firmly in her arms, and the only thought in her entire life and soul at that moment was to protect her son at all costs."Do not make a noise and stand aside."The Grand Eunuch opened his mouth to chide.The little boy then kept his mouth tightly shut.He was foolish and hadn't seen much of the world, b
A cold aura flickered.A sword to the death.The sharp sword was about to pierce the young maid's brow.Just then, a sudden change occurred.Suddenly space and time seemed to freeze, and the black-clothed assassin realized that his immortal sword, after all, was no longer able to progress the slightest bit.What's going on?He was alarmed in his mind.And yet the next moment--Ding!The sword body incredibly broke apart and turned into countless shards.The tip of the sword flew backward and penetrated the black-clothed assassin's throat.Before the blood could soar out, his body erupted into a ball of golden flames, which then turned into flying ash and dissipated into the air.The little maid looked at what was in front of her in shock.In that moment just now, she thought she was bound to die.It turned out to be the assassin who died.Who saved me?She gasped in horror and looked arou
The Emperor was sitting on the throne of the Nine to Five, a little tired.The fact that he was poisoned was not revealed to the public.So until now, no one has known.But the toxin was eating away at his body so frantically that his energy was declining so much that his entire body felt extremely tired at all times.The sound of ministers' ears arguing seemed near and far away in the ear.The hand-wringing Prince Tatsu was led by the great eunuch and stood on the side of the dragon chair.Eight or nine year old boy, for the first time out of that small compound, face full of fear, timid, like a small goat caught in a wolf pack, not knowing what to do, lowered his head, twisted the corner of his coat, did not even dare to come out of the atmosphere.This look, in the eyes of the ministers, is even more unbearable."Your Majesty's intention to establish a Crown Prince is a major event, and should not be done in haste, perhaps it should
The little boy did not return until late afternoon.The young maid tried to inquire about the news several times, but was mercilessly stopped by the palace's close guards guarding the entrance of the firewood courtyard.She had been until, herself, she was secluded.This alarmed the young maid even more.What the hell is going on?What kind of terrible things would Tatsu'er face if he went to the palace?The Empress and the Noble Consorts, they won't poison him, will they?Why did His Majesty suddenly summon Chen'er to the palace?She speculated in her mind in fear, her tears were like a fountain that she could not control at all.It's a mother's love for her son.Humble but great love.Kneeling on both knees in the courtyard, she looked up at the Hao Sun that was gradually setting in the sky, and at the silver full moon that had already risen, shedding tears and silently praying with her life and soul."Tatsu'e
The Emperor was at the half-step Golden Immortal level of cultivation, and although this realm was forcefully instilled with various resources and secret techniques, the realm was enough after all.The lifespan of a half-step Golden Immortal could be more than five thousand years.So the Emperor never thought that he would have to face death head on, so soon."It's so ...... ungrateful."He smiled bitterly on his face and sighed deeply on the inside.But in the end, you have to face reality.The biggest problem to consider today was who should inherit the throne of Huangji Cliff after his death.He had only ascended the throne as emperor for just over two years, and because he was diligent in his political affairs and too young, he had not even considered the matter of the succession of the throne.In the harem, there are but one wife and two concubines.These three women were not his true love, but were allied for the sake of pr