Thinking about the strange evil spirit that appeared in the palace recently, Lingjun sent his son back to the palace to monitor it secretly. If there was any abnormality, he would report it quickly.
Lingjun and Zhengze stayed in the inn to take good care of Lin'er , and Ge Xianweng also temporarily stayed in Xifu Inn to prevent Lin'er's condition from changing.
Unexpectedly, Lin'er 's illness came and went quickly. Within two days after waking up, he was jumping up and down in the inn again.
Ge Xianweng watched Lin'er playing with Ayan from the side, stroking his shaky long beard and nodding repeatedly:
"Tsk, tsk, tsk , you are worthy of being a member of the Golden Dragon clan . The royal bloodline is forbidden..."
Why does Lingjun sound so awkward when he says this?
Hearing the sound of firecrackers coming from the street, Lin'er couldn't sit still. When he found out that today was a temple fair in the world, he asked Lingjun and Zhengze to take him to the temple fair.
This mortal emperor is really big-hearted. He just arrested a group of rebellious officials and traitors a few days ago, and now he allows the people to celebrate festivals and have fun with the people. Well, this coward emperor knows how to enjoy himself in time.
"Come on , let's go for a walk as a family. I'm going to catch up on my sleep, so I won't join in the fun."
slipped slyly , he patted Zhengze's shoulder ambiguously, turned around and went upstairs.
Zhengze looked at Lingjun awkwardly and then looked away.
Lingjun stayed where he was and smiled provocatively at Zhengze - this old man Ge was a good helper to him. When he returned to heaven in the future, he would have to treat the old man to a drink.
"Hurry up, hurry up, if you are later, you will miss the show."
Lingjun pushed Zhengze, picked up Lin'er and walked out. Zhengze shook his head helplessly, picked up Lin'er and walked out leisurely.
The soft light of early morning flows in from outside the door, reflecting the figures of one large and one small, which is exceptionally harmonious.
Lingjun snickered and stepped up to follow him.
The temple fair in this world is really lively.
Lingjun and Zhengze each held a small hand of Lin'er , and Ayan followed closely with cat steps. The group joined this grand gathering leisurely.
Lin'er , a little guy who has been protected by the Dragon Palace since he was a child, is as curious as Lingjun when he first traveled to the mortal world . He stretches his little head and takes a closer look wherever he goes.
Along the way, there were candy players, candied haws sellers, stuffed toys, and acrobatic performers... It was really dizzying.
Being among such a crowded crowd, there is a warm atmosphere of human fireworks.
Lingjun was actually more excited about shopping than Lin'er .
"Son, look, look, there's a show where people are crushing rocks on their chests!"
"Little Zhengze, come and take a look, does this little dagger look good?"
"Come here, son, this sweet-scented osmanthus cake is delicious!"
…
father and son Lingjun and Lin'er were like a pair of swordsmen. They went from eating and playing on the street to strolling to the end of the street, but they were still not satisfied.
Sitting in a small porridge shop , Lin'er, who had finished his lunch, was struggling with the wooden puzzle in his hand.
Lingjun and Zhengze were drinking porridge on the side, watching with interest Lin'er's face turned red and she was gnashing her teeth at the pile of messy boards in her hand .
"Huh, stinky board, I won't fight anymore!"
Lin'er tried and failed repeatedly, and finally threw the puzzle piece on the table in frustration and stopped playing in anger.
Zheng Ze picked up the wooden puzzle board that had been thrown aside and said to Lin'er :
" Lin'er , do you find it difficult?"
Lin'er nodded .
Zheng Ze smiled and said nothing, holding the scattered wooden boards in his slender hands, and restored the originally messed up puzzle pieces exactly as they were before.
Lin'er's eyes widened.
Lingjun's eyes widened.
Ayan's eyes widened.
You know, although Lingjun laughed at Lin'er on his face that he could n't spell this mortal thing, he thought in his heart that he couldn't do it either.
But Zhengze was able to fight so fast, moving smoothly without any delay.
Lingjun looked at Zhengze with unstoppable admiration - the daughter-in-law he chose had a good brain.
Have a vision, have a vision, Lingjun really has a vision.
"Dad, you are so smart...you are the smartest and brightest genius in the world!"
Lin'er looked at Zhengze Xingxing with eyes full of admiration.
But Zhengze shook his head and said, "Dad is actually not smart."
Um?
Everyone here was confused.
Zheng Ze held Lin'er in his arms and said to Little Marshmallow in a sincere voice:
" Lin'er , there is no genius in the world. People who can be called geniuses can only become geniuses through repeated attempts and practice. It's just that practice makes perfect, not a genius. Do you understand?"
Lin'er blinked her big eyes and thought for a moment, tilted her little head and said:
"Then Dad, the reason why you were able to piece together the plank so quickly was because you practiced it repeatedly in private?"
Zheng Ze nodded:
"Yes. I often practice when I have nothing to do."
Lingjun breathed a sigh of relief , feeling relieved——
Well, in this case, he will have to play more puzzle games like this in the future and have more topics in common with his wife!
Zheng Ze raised the corners of his lips slightly, used his slender hands to disrupt the assembled wooden boards again, pushed them in front of Lin'er , and said seductively :
"So Lin'er, do you want to become a genius?"
"Think! Lin'er will have to practice more in the future and become a genius like Dad in the future!"
After hearing Zhengze's words, Lin'er's fighting spirit instantly became high. He picked up the wooden board with his little hands and started to piece it together again.
Zhengze nodded at the side, with a rather "cowardly" look.
Lingjun approached Zhengze, bumped into him and said teasingly:
"Xiao Zhengze, it's okay. I don't see that you are still so pursuing. You are usually so willing to exercise your brain."
Unexpectedly, Zhengze said calmly:
"It's late at night after I finish my work every day, so I don't have time to play with these little things."
"Then you just said..."
" Lin'er's brain is up to you. I can't say that he can't spell it out just because he's stupid. Children, please encourage him."
…
After lunch, Lin'er took Lingjun and the others to continue visiting the temple fair without stopping.
"Dad, do you want to eat this?" Lin'er suddenly stopped and pointed to a place to ask Lingjun and the others.
Lingjun couldn't help but glance at Zhengze , who had a cold face next to him - his son's awkward temper of expressing his needs in a roundabout way has really been copied from his mother!
"Son, I think you want to eat it." Lingjun teased, bought a little rabbit and handed it to Lin'er .
Lin'er blushed , took the candy man, and took a mouthful of syrup.
Lingjun was about to raise his hand to wipe Lin'er's mouth, but unexpectedly bumped into Zhengze's hand holding a handkerchief , and both of them were stunned for a moment.
Lingjun secretly squeezed Zhengze's hand. The touch was delicate and very comfortable.
Zhengze glanced at Lingjun fiercely, then stretched out his hand to wipe Lin'er's mouth.
Jun smiled dirtyly .
"Wow, Daddy, that's so fun!" Before he finished eating the candy man in his hand, Lin'er's eyes lit up when he saw the colorful flowers not far away, and he hurriedly pulled Lingjun and ran away.
Lingjun took a look and saw that it was a matryoshka doll from the mortal world——
A dazzling array of gadgets of various colors are lined up on the ground. It is a small iron circle. If you catch it, you can get it back. If you don't catch it, you will get nothing.
People can get it ten times for just ten cents, which is quite interesting.
"Dad, do you think that little dragon looks good..."
Lin'er pointed to a small mud dragon painted with gold paint on the ground, blinked his big eyes and asked Lingjun .
It seems that Lin'er wants that little golden dragon.
It just so happened that Lingjun was also eager to give it a try.
Lingjun did n't understand the measurement method of money in the world, so he didn't have the habit of carrying money with him. When he was in trouble, Zhengze secretly handed over ten coins.
Holding the few copper coins that still had Zhengze's body temperature in his palm, Lingjun was a little reluctant to spend them - Zhengze, this person, every time he clamored to cut off the relationship with him, but every time he always did it for him in time. To solve the problem, are all women so duplicitous?
With a smile on his lips, Lingjun waved to greet the stall owner.
Ten small iron rings in hand, five for Lingjun and five for Liner——
very confident even though it's a small set of things .
Unexpectedly, Lingjun threw the five iron hoops in his hand, but the little golden dragon still stood there unmoved.
Every time the iron hoop was about to catch the golden dragon's horns, it would bounce away again .
Lingjun was extremely depressed and turned his head to look at Lin'er beside him . Lin'er tightly protected the five iron rings in his hand.
Son, don’t be so distrustful of your father’s strength.
"Good son, give dad the iron hoop in your hand, and dad can help you trap that little golden dragon, okay?" Ling Jun knelt down and spoke warmly to Lin'er.
"K-Ke Lin'er ... Lin'er wants dad to help Lin'er with the trap ..." Lin'er's big black eyes were filled with tears.
Zheng Ze stood aside with his hands behind his back.
Lingjun 's immortality was simply insulted!
After some coercion and inducement, Lingjun successfully took away the only five iron rings left in Lin'er 's hand.
Throw it away, throw it away, throw it away again, he throws it away again——
Looking at the last iron ring left in his hand, Lingjun felt like crying.
Ge Lao Tzu, is it so difficult?
When he looked up, Lin'er hugged Zhengze's thigh and shouted, "Daddy, help Lingjun."
Zhengze looked at Lingjun with a faint smile in his eyes.
Ayan also squatted aside and grinned.
Lingjun suppressed his anger - he couldn't be embarrassed in front of his wife and son! He has to defend the dignity of the head of his family!
So Lingjun silently recited the immortal formula , and the last iron ring was firmly placed on the little golden dragon's head.
Lin'er 's cheers rang in my ears as I wished .
Lingjun smiled with satisfaction.
"Humph, you're lying, so shameful!" A little boy's voice floated past behind him.
Lingjun followed the sound and saw a little boy with a bare back of his head and two buns on his head jumping and disappearing into the crowd.
the kid in red who chased the mysterious girl in scarlet clothes at the market that day !
Are there any rules in this heaven today? Which little fairy boy would dismantle him so unceremoniously?
Lin'er grabbed the little golden dragon in his hand and had a great time playing with it. Hearing the words "Daddy, I love you" made Lingjun feel very comfortable.
Along the way, Zhengze and Ayanze looked at Lingjun, a big liar who deceived children, with contempt.
Lingjun smiled a little restrained——
Daughter-in-law, don’t think so hard, what’s important is the result, not the process...
"...Qiantang has been prosperous since ancient times, with smoked willows painting bridges, wind curtains and green curtains, and hundreds of thousands of homes. Clouds of trees surround the embankment and sand..."
A burst of melodious singing came through the clouds. The group of people couldn't help but look up and saw a beautiful building lying alone on the clear blue lake in the middle of the lake. A man in plain clothes was sitting alone on the high platform, across the vast river. Play the harp and sing.
"Ah, Lady Miaoyin is singing. Come on, hurry up, we can't miss this show."
The passers-by who had been strolling leisurely just now started to hurry up, hurriedly walked down the embankment, and rushed to get the ferry.
Lingjun was leaning on the edge of the boat, vomiting to the lake and making him fall over:"Ugh - I must not be - vomit - the Prince of the East China Sea - vomit - how can a person who has been soaked in sea water still be seasick - vomit vomit -""Your old habits haven't changed yet." Zhengze patted Lingjun on the back and handed him some water.Ayan's kitten paws were scratching Lingjun's legs, and he kept staring at Lingjun with worry in his eyes."Huh? Did I get seasick before? Uh-oh, Xiao Zhengze, you still said you don't know me, but you obviously know that, uh-" Lingjun tried his best to force out a romantic smile and reached out to touch Ayan.Zhengze stiffened his face and said after a moment: "Let's go back.""No, no, no, I must meet this lady Miaoyin, she must be good-looking... ugh -" Ling Jun shook his head stubbornly, feeling dizzy, his stomach churning, and he spoke his mind without paying attention."Pa—" He received
"It seems that there is another love-hate entanglement." Lingjun thought so and sat on the table, crossed his legs, took the wine pot and glass, and started watching the show while pouring the wine.Zheng Ze glanced at Lingjun, his expression unchanged, and he still held the long sword in his hand to suppress the young man kneeling on the ground.The old woman in brown held a colorful pearl in her hand and looked into the young man's eyes , the color of her eyes changing from bright to dark."Humph, I perform in this building every year at this time, and you come here to see me with this bead in your hand. This has been the case every year since we met five years ago. Do you really think I don't know what you want to do?"The young man sneered, his tone angry and his expression full of resentment.“I’m not…” The old woman opened her mouth to defend herself, but then she seemed to have thought of something irrefutable, and finally remained silent.
Lingjun was pacing back and forth outside Zhengze's room, holding a lotus bead that was wrapped in three layers of colorful light.At this time, in the dead of night, Lin'er was left to the care of Ge Xianweng by Lingjun and fell asleep. Ayan was sleeping in his little nest. The sound of deep sleep echoed in the inn. It was a good time to do things.To do it or not to do it?Lingjun rubbed the lotus beads in his arms through the cotton cloth, hesitating.Zhengze has always refused to admit that she was Lingjun's wife in his previous life, and insisted not to tell the reason, but his intuition told Lingjun that he was, and he had always been.But now, the time to test Lingjun's intuition has arrived - could this lotus bead, which can summon the souls of previous lives, help him summon the mortal souls of Zhengze?But it is really not the behavior of a gentleman to secretly explore other people's privacy. If Zhengze discovers it, what will he
"Go down." A cold rebuke sounded in Lingjun's ears.A room was lit by candles.Lingjun opened his eyes and saw that it was Zhengze 's expressionless face! No, to be precise, there is still an expression on this face at this moment, but the expression is anger, regret, and disappointment.Lingjun was stunned in the cold air for a long time and asked carefully:"Regular?"Zhengze grabbed Lingjun's waist with both hands and answered him with a merciless throw.Lingjun fell on the bed, grinning."I'll pretend that what happened tonight never happened. I'll keep this pearl. You go back to your room and sleep."Zheng Ze said coldly, put on the obscene clothes that fell off the side, picked up the lotus beads on the side, and stuffed the secret into his sleeve.From beginning to end, he never looked back at Lingjun .Lingjun felt a trace of bitterness in his heart.No, this guy is flirting with me again. He was obviou
At this time, Lingjun and Zhengze were using the invisibility spell to sneak into the palace.Night fell, and the palace lanterns rising in the palace shone an icy light. On the long palace road, there were only a few teams of imperial troops patrolling back and forth."Xiao Zhengze, do you feel it? The unusual evil spirit in this palace..." Ling Jun asked.Zhengze nodded: "This monster seems to have deliberately exposed its whereabouts and led us to find it.""I wonder what kind of monster this is to be so bold."Lingjun and his two men stopped talking and started searching around the palace."Hey, wife, look over there." Lingjun patted Zhengze on the shoulder, pursed his lips and gestured to a place in front of him. Zhengze glanced at Lingjun and then looked away.I saw a palace in front of me. The palace door was slightly open at this time, and palace maids and eunuchs in twos and threes were sneaking in and out carrying something,
Lingjun took a few steps back, turned back to his original body, and stared at the monster in front of him. Zhengze still maintains the appearance of that little palace maid."Demon Goddess , you actually annexed the mortal body to hide the demonic energy!"Zheng Ze shouted coldly from the side, and the monster flew into the air, with three thousand long hair flying in the sky, and a pair of bloody eyes looked down at the two of them proudly and said:"Not bad , not bad . I never expected that someone could recognize me at a glance after I have been sealed by Xuanyuan for hundreds of millions of years. Girl, you have good eyesight. I am very happy."Lingjun sweated on his forehead - Sister -in - law, your eyesight is really bad. You can't even see through such a simple transformation spell ?Zheng Ze said nothing, swung his long sword and flew up."Girl, I can't believe how capable you are!"The nvbang fought with Zhengze for a while.
Lingjun ran all the way and carried Zhengze back to the inn. Zigui, who was holding a sword and guarding outside Lin'er's room, looked at them in surprise as they stepped forward.Ling Jun ordered in a deep voice: "Zi Gui, take Lin'er and return to the East China Sea quickly."Zi Gui was stunned and said : "Master, what are you...""Don't ask any more questions, take Lin'er and leave immediately!" Ling Jun ordered."Yes!" Zigui immediately understood the current situation and said no more. He entered the room, hugged Lin'er in his arms, and came out to say goodbye to Lingjun, "Master, be careful."Lingjun nodded and watched Zigui go away with Lin'er sleeping in his arms.Ge Xianweng, who got up in the middle of the night to look for a late-night snack, walked out of his room unsteadily. When he saw Lingjun and the others looking embarrassed, he shook his head:"Tsk, tsk, tsk , I said you young people, can you calm down a little bit? M
Ling Jun was very happy during the days when he was forced by Ge Xianweng to lie in bed to recuperate.Ge Xianweng wanted to study Zhengze's special physique, while Lingjun wanted to take advantage of the opportunity.Well, isn't it said that women are most vulnerable when they are sick? Although Zhengze is now a man, it is still the same.Of course, Lingjun also had to be on guard against Ge Xianweng's improper actions towards Zhengze. Even if it was to "contribute to the medicine of the four realms" as the old man said, Lingjun's beloved wife could not be stripped naked by him and looked at everywhere."Daughter-in-law, do you want to eat an apple? Can I peel one for you?" Lingjun picked up the fruit from the fruit plate on the table and smiled at Zhengze.Zheng Ze lay lazily on the bed and glanced sideways at Ling Jun, no longer having the energy to scold him for changing his words.In the past few days, Ge Xianweng had forced him to dri
The author has something to say: I have been busy with the postgraduate internship recently, and I am really tired! I just want to fall on the bed and sleep hard ! However, the Lun family will still insist on updating it every day ~~ Because piracy is so rampant, there may be a few days in a month where I suddenly post a chapter or two of previous drafts, and you can tell at a glance that they are not connected to the previous article. Dear friends, don’t panic, and don’t give up. You just need to wait until the next day to read that chapter again~~——————————————- I am exhausted and have to stick to the dividing line of the chapter —————————————————————— —————Silin has been a little unhappy recently - his mother-in-law is giving birth to a baby again.Although he knew that he would have a beautiful little sister, Silin was still unhappy." Huahua , do you think my grandma won't want me anymore after she has a baby?"Silin's little body squatted
when Yi Yao catches someone having something going on between the two of them, but the scary thing is that Yi Yao always has a wrong understanding of his position:"Jun Yuanyang, I say that you, as an old man, have hundreds of millions of years of cultivation, so you don't have to tease the younger generation like this all the time. Lingjun is my husband, so please show me your kindness and do n't entangle me in the future!"Yi Yao said menacingly, and rescued Lingjun from Lord Yuanyang's claws , guarding him behind him very protectively. At the same time, the thousand-jin giant sword on Yi Yao's back made a faint sound, and was ready to be unsheathed at any time. kill.This scene made Lingjun feel like he was a boudoir girl being fought over by two men. This feeling, well, was particularly magical."Demon King, I think you have misunderstood something? It was your husband who fell on me this time." Yuan Yangjun said leisurely.Yi Yao looked at L
The author has something to say: I have been busy with the postgraduate internship recently, and I am really tired! I just want to fall on the bed and sleep hard ! However, the Lun family will still insist on updating it every day ~~ Because piracy is so rampant, there may be a few days in a month where I suddenly post a chapter or two of previous drafts, and you can tell at a glance that they are not connected to the previous article. Dear friends, don’t panic, and don’t give up. You just need to wait until the next day to read that chapter again~~——————————————- I am exhausted and have to stick to the dividing line of the chapter —————————————————————— —————When he woke up the next morning, Lingjun opened the small wooden window, and a fresh mountain breeze hit his face. At a glance, he saw a relaxing scenery——Green grass and wild flowers cover the mountains and plains.In the deep green valley, birds are chirping, animals are neighing, and in a s
Lingjun and his party were led into Qifeng Valley by the Phoenix God who summoned Liuzheng , and the whole journey was very lively with the singing of birds and swallows.The phoenix deserves to be called the king of birds, and hundreds of birds worship it wherever it goes.Qifeng Valley is named after the Phoenix God Liuzheng lives here in seclusion. It has beautiful mountains and clear waters, prosperous vegetation, and is secluded and hard to find. Due to the blessing of the Phoenix God , many rare birds and animals have gradually emerged in the four realms where lust is rampant. of refuge.For example, along the way, there are leaf monkeys that have been extinct in the mortal world for a long time, purebred Lingcang dog monsters that are on the verge of being hard-to-find in the virtual world , and even monsters that existed hundreds of millions of years ago and are now only found in textbooks in the heavenly world. The mythical beast Bai Ze appears!
Lingjun followed the direction told by the maids and came to a magnificent mausoleum outside the city.I saw Lord Yuanyang sitting on the mausoleum, drinking sips of wine .Lingjun raised his head and said:"Jun Yuanyang, why did you get so excited so early in the morning that you went to someone else's grave to drink?"Yuan Yangjun looked down with a pair of drunken eyes.When he saw it was Lingjun, he immediately patted the forehead of the monument under him excitedly and said loudly:"Look, this is the mausoleum that I, Emperor Fusang, built for myself. Isn't it grand?"Lingjun's heart sank."Oh, that old boy Xuanyuan is gone, and those little minions who used to hang around behind me all day long are gone too. It's so lonely. I might as well build a good tomb for myself, go in early and lie down comfortably... "Yuanyang Jun let out a long sigh, raised his head and took another sip of wine, and then danced and greeted
"Why should I... pay the price?"Lingjun was tightly imprisoned in Lord Yuanyang's arms. The familiar scent of ambergris from Lord Yuanyang stimulated Lingjun's throat and made him stutter uncontrollably.What's even more shameful is that Lingjun can hardly control his shameful body now - sometimes the two of them are too familiar and too close, and even if they have been together for a long time, it really can't be written off with just "difficult for water".In the confinement of Lord Yuanyang, Lingjun carefully avoided all sensitive points that could trigger an irreversible outcome.Lord Yuanyang was leisurely watching the small movements of the person in his arms that he thought were hidden , with a seductive smile on his face:I should pay some price - you spent the whole night reading medical books for me last night, and today you forced me to eat nourishing and light dishes. You care about me so much, and I must repay you well. That's..."
Lingjun spent the whole night soaking in the library of Bihai Palace, and naturally slept until three o'clock in the morning on the second day before going to Liufeng Palace to see Lord Yuanyang.In fact, if Lord Yuanyang hadn't sent someone to call him, he would have just slept until night and slept through the next day as well——Who knows what this old pervert wants to do to him today?It just so happened that my body reacted to him in a particularly shameful way.But after Lingjun stepped into Liufeng Palace, what Lord Yuanyang asked him to do today was completely beyond his expectation——"What?! You asked me to cook for you?!"Lingjun roared angrily, almost lifting the roof of Liufeng Palace.A gentleman is far away from the kitchen, not to mention that he is the majestic prince of the East China Sea, and now he has to go to the kitchen to wash his hands and make soup like a woman?The ten thousand reasons why Ling Jun could
Facts have proved that the task of "accompanying Lord Yuanyang for ten days" is really not easy to complete.Because on the first night when he accompanied Yuanyangjun, Yuanyangjun ordered Lingjun to warm his bed.Bed warmer..."Your Bihai City is like spring all year round, and even the sea water is warm. Why do you want me to warm your bed ? "In the splendid Liufeng Palace of Lord Yuanyang, Lingjun crossed his hands and stared at a certain god fiercely, his eyes almost popping out of his sockets.Lord Yuanyang remained unmoved, opened his eyes and told lies in a serious manner: "My body is cold and I am afraid of the cold."When Lingjun heard this , he just wanted to beat this scoundrel to the ground and call him daddy. In the past, no matter whether he was an immortal or a mortal, this guy's body was as hot as a small stove all year round, and in summer it was even hotter all day long. He wrapped his limbs around his body, which was bor
The maids of Bihai City were very agile, and within half an hour, a sumptuous lunch was served in the banquet hall.The three of them, Lingjun and others, sat down in silence, with Emperor Fusang taking the seat, and Lingjun and Yiyao sitting on the left and right.While eating and drinking, a row of dancers in cool clothes jumped in and danced in the center of the banquet hall.Lingjun looked at the chopped pepper fish head , spicy crayfish, and stir-fried green beans all spread out on Emperor Fuso's table. He raised his eyebrows, spread his folding fan and said leisurely:"It seems that you, the emperor, like spicy food very much. There is a chef in Donghai Dragon Palace who is good at cooking Sichuan cuisine. The Sichuan cuisine he cooks is one of the rare delicacies in the world. I wonder if you, the emperor, would condescend to come to me to taste the delicacies of Donghai?""Cough——" Emperor Fusang coughed violently, raised his head and sai