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Chapter 9: The Meanie's Toy Takeover!
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Takuto Kimura lay on his nap mat, his little body contorted into the perfect imitation of a human specimen in a biology class. He had even gone so far as to adjust his nostrils to "sleep breathing mode 3.0," which, as far as he could tell, was the most advanced form of nap breathing available to a three-year-old. It wasn't exactly an elite skill, but when you're trying to avoid a nap in kindergarten, you've got to give it your all.Takuto had spent three days in silent observation, documenting Kenta's every move. Kenta was the undisputed champion of napping, his success measured by drool and the alarming sound of his snoring. And after careful analysis, Takuto had come up with the perfect parameters for how a nap should be executed.The mouth corner drool angle: 15 degrees. Measured meticulously with his mom’s eyeliner pencil, which had been smuggled into the kindergarten under the guise of a "temporary art supply."Breathing frequency: 12 breaths per minute. He’d spent hours practici
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Takuto Kimura stared at the glowing orange "meatballs" on his plate, his pupils vibrating like the tectonic plates during an 8.0 earthquake. The sight of these orange orbs of questionable substance triggered an instinctive sense of deep, primal suspicion—this wasn’t food, it was a puzzle wrapped in a question mark, and no one, absolutely no one, was going to get away with it.Takuto, determined to uphold his lifelong mission as the kindergarten’s unofficial food safety inspector, pulled out the only weapon he had: a napkin and ketchup. He tore off a section of the napkin and began scribbling furiously with the ketchup, like a mad scientist about to blow the lid off a food conspiracy. His "Suspicious Food Identification Report" began to take form, carefully noting each and every abnormality.Suspicious Food Identification Report (written on napkin with ketchup)Test ItemNormal ValueMeasured ValueColorBrown-RedFluorescent Orange (Pantone 158C)Elasticity10% reboundPing-Pong ball level
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"Now, let’s welcome today’s little teacher—Takuto Kimura!"As soon as Mr. Yamada’s enthusiastic announcement filled the room, Takuto Kimura stood tall, chest puffed out with pride, and started his journey to the podium like a seasoned public speaker—until his shoelace betrayed him. With all the elegance of a stampeding elephant, Takuto tripped, flailed, and performed the age-old classic: the face-first, flat-on-the-floor spectacular tumble. The room fell silent for a split second, the kind of silence that only comes after a truly epic disaster.“Great start,” Takuto muttered to himself, pushing himself up and trying to salvage his dignity, “A CEO must be humble, right?”He brushed himself off, but the damage was already done. Every single child in the room stared at him like a crowd at a live circus show. Even Mr. Yamada looked at him with a mixture of concern and disbelief. But what did Takuto Kimura do in the face of failure? He pushed forward. After all, he had been preparing for t
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The principal, beaming like a contestant on a game show, held up a glittering plastic star, a beacon of hope—or perhaps a cruel mirage—shining brightly in the eyes of the kindergarten class."Any child who goes seven days without wetting the bed will receive the Golden Self-Discipline Star!" she announced, her voice a mix of grandiosity and innocence. "And as an added bonus, the lucky winner will receive an extra cookie during nap time!"The room erupted into a chorus of gasps, cheers, and a few suspicious glances in Takuto’s direction. He, after all, was a seasoned veteran in the world of business management. And in this moment, he was ready to apply his expertise.SWOT Analysis – Bedwetting ChallengeTakuto’s business brain immediately kicked into overdrive, launching into a detailed SWOT analysis with the precision of an investor evaluating a tech startup.Strengths: In a past life, he once stayed up for 72 hours straight finishing financial reports, all while consuming an unhealth
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Takuto Kimura was kneeling on the tatami mat, his hands eagerly accepting the thick red envelope. As the fabric rustled in his hands, his mind went into high gear, calculating its worth based on years of financial experience—his past life, of course.“Fifty thousand yen!” he screamed internally, almost unable to contain his excitement. “That’s more than the year-end bonus I gave the department manager last year! This is it—the perfect moment to make my move in the market!”But then, his eyes darted to the scene unfolding around him.His mom was staring at the red envelope with a look of "temporary custody," as if she were considering a multi-year lease agreement on his funds.His cousin, who was sitting in the corner, was leisurely spinning his limited-edition Lego Death Star on a pedestal like some kind of ridiculously wealthy financier. The Death Star gleamed in the light, a monument to consumerism and bad decisions. Takuto could practically hear the "cha-ching!" of cash registers e
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Takuto Kimura stood in front of the bathroom mirror, having just finished wiping the water from his face—when suddenly, his eyes locked onto something on his forehead.A single pimple.Bright red. Perfectly round. Boldly positioned right between his eyebrows like it was challenging him. It stood tall like a miniature volcano, moments from erupting.“This can’t be happening!”He sucked in a sharp breath. His finger trembled as it moved closer to the blemish, like it was pointing at a financial market crash indicator.“I’ve been meticulous with my skincare! Twice-daily cleansing, oil-control toner, moisturizing lotion, even weekly deep-clean masks!”Leaning closer, he examined the business-image-destroyer in full detail. It was plump, glossy, and somehow gleaming under the bathroom light, as if announcing:“You, Takut
