MAY
I was in the middle of washing my dishes when my phone buzzed for the second time. Out of curiosity, I wiped my hands and picked up the mobile. There was a missed call from an unknown number and strangely a notification from Snuggle. I pulled down the notification bar and squinted my eyes to read.
"Congratulations, you are married."
I will be completely honest. It made me laugh. That was it! I was finally done with the app. I visited the app store, gave it a one-star review, and proceeded to delete it.
Error, It sent. You cannot delete snuggle until your package has expired.
"Fucking Christ," I muttered. I hadn't realized I had given the sketchy app administrator privileges. I was going to do my little research on how to rid myself of the app when the strange number from earlier popped up. In a fit of blind rage, I hit the accept button and immediately yelled into the phone. "Who is this? I am really busy so this better be worth my time."
"Am I speaking to Miss May Wolfe?" The feminine voice questioned.
I was quiet for a second. Who was this, I wondered? They knew my name. Then it hit me. That foul app. Snuggle. This was probably one of their representatives reaching out concerning that sketchy notification they sent my way. Now I was done with them. "Yes, and I would like to cancel whatever offers Snuggle has for newcomers. I am not even interested in the app any..."
"Snuggle?" The woman repeated a bit confused. "I think you have got it all wrong Miss Wolfe. I am the receptionist from Walter agencies and I'm calling to find out why you could not make it to work today."
Shit, I mumbled to myself. I had singlehandedly made a huge fool of myself to a woman I should have known. I wondered what she thought about me now. We had spoken a few times already and I had asked for the contact details only to go ahead and not save it. Although, her queries about the shift threw me off balance. "Why would I be coming to the agency today? My shift was tomorrow and there is no way in hell that I will be covering someone else's shift if a bonus isn't guaranteed."
An eerie silence followed. The white noise got louder as did my heartbeat. A feeling of dread washed over me and I dashed out of my tiny apartment's kitchen to the living room. Wiping the residue of water that remained on my hand, I flipped open my laptop and checked my emails.
"Miss Wolfe, you might have gotten your dates mixed up. You were supposed to be here hours ago to escort Mrs. Verna to the property." The receptionist said it at the same time that I read through my second recent email.
"Jeez, I honestly had no idea. Could you apologize to the woman on my behalf and try to go get her to reschedule? I can't have my name going in the blacklist."
The receptionist cleared her throat uneasily. "I don't think...You don't need to worry about that anymore."
My mind did a dive. Did she take initiative to actually help me? My erratic heartbeat finally calmed and I took a look at the title of the most recent email. "Your marriage certificate is ready," It said. Another spam from snuggle. I clicked the mail and reported it as spam. "I am really grateful for your help. I really don't know how I forgot. It's so unlike me."
I expected a nervous laugh from the receptionist as she would try her possible best not to let the pride of goodness get into her head while reassuring me that was the bare minimum but nothing of the sort followed. The receptionist remained quiet and the long sigh that followed shortly after revealed to me that I might have been positive a bit too soon. "Is something wrong?" I probed.
I heard the receptionist curse under her breath while muttering something about being emotionally stunted before returning to the conversation. "I hate to break it to you but the boss visited today. He was pretty pissed off and he seemed to snap when he learned you canceled on a client. He asked me to inform the manager of your excesses. You will probably be getting a termination letter latest tonight."
That sentence broke me.
***
I tore through the tampered glass doors of Walters estate thirty minutes later, amidst hot tears and complete breathlessness.
"What are you doing here?" The receptionist queried, her hands sliding into my side. "You should go," She whispered into my ear. "We have clients and it would be unwise and unnecessary to cause a scene."
"I'm here to see that smug bastard and I will not be leaving until I see him."
The receptionist gave an empathetic sigh. "Have a seat. I'll reach out to Mr. Edmond. Whether he wants to see you is up to him."
We both came to a stalemate and I proceeded to seat while she reached out to Edmond Walters. The air was cruelly cold and I found myself fiddling with my duffel bag and smoothing the rough pencil skirt I had shimmied on in a rush to make it on time. I saw the receptionist pull down her landline in disappointment. The back of my eyes burned and my throat itched realizing what that could mean for me. However, before I could burst out into a cry and further embarrass myself, the receptionist's landline shrilled. I watched as she inhaled and exhaled before picking up the phone from its holder. In a moment, she placed it back and called out.
"May Wolfe, Mr. Edmond would like you to come up to his office."
With a grateful smile, I walked up to the elevator. The second floor up, I knocked on Edmond's door, my stomach, knotting with uncertainty.
A strong baritone voice came from behind the door. "Come in."
I stepped into the office. Edmond—tall, broad-shouldered with jet black hair, and dressed like a Ralph Lauren ad—lifted his icy gaze from some papers and spoke, "Ah, You must be May. Please close the door and have a seat." He gestured at the white chair in front of his mahogany-polished desk. Cold dark eyes settled on me. "Would you like some water?"
"No, thanks. I’m good." I lied. My throat was beyond scorched but I wasn't here to fraternize with the man that just fired me.
"Very well, let’s get straight to it." He said, folding his hands and sighing. " Why are you here? Because if it is to reason with me on why you should still get to keep your job, I should let you know that my mind is made up. You'll be given your check tomorrow then I want you gone.
"It was one mistake," I said, trying to sound as professional as possible but I even failed at that. My shaky voice was a dead giveaway. "I got my dates mixed up. I am begging you, give me another chance. I will prove to you that I am not a slacker."
"The jobs I provide are highly coveted in the corporate world and the stunt you pulled today with Madame Verna is what makes and breaks the industry that I operate. Your numbers are good but not the best. It's been three years since you began working here but you have only been able to get two clients to sign our housing contracts. I am indeed sorry but I have to let you go."
"Spare me!" I finally retorted, slamming my table so hard on the table that it felt personal. "Others in this agency have it worse than I do."
The corporate king lowered his gaze. "But it is also my company and I decide who I want to let go. Do you have a problem disseminating that?"
Yes. Yes! I did have a problem disseminating that. His response could only mean he fired me with a motive. One I could not quite put my finger on. His last words did hit me hard. With Edmond's words constantly ringing in my head, it was challenging to keep things drama-free. I wanted nothing but to jump at him and tear off that smug look he had on his face.
"A security officer will escort you back to your desk to collect your belongings and will take your security pass on the way out." Edmond continued.
Security, I scoffed. I was being treated like a criminal now. "Very well," I managed to say in the most civil tone that I could muster. "Goodbye." I then made my way to the door when my phone chimed in unison with Edmond's. I peered at the screen and noticed the snuggle application had opened itself on its own.
"It can be hard opening your heart to someone new but snuggle won't let you dwell on old things", I read. My eyes then slowly drifted down. Below the quote, there was a document titled your marriage contract. In the parties section, I saw a name. A strangely familiar name. Numb, I looked back at the man that had just fired me. As if the shock was not enough, a notification from snuggle HQ dropped.
Seems like you have bumped into your better half before we could work our magic. How is he?
MAY "What the..." I heard Edmond mutter. "Is this you?" He asked, pointing his phone in my direction. Yes, it was me. The picture that shone back at me was an impromptu selfie I had taken as my snuggle profile picture. "Why are you even on the app?" I retorted to deflect the attention back at him. My eyes flicked at the file titled your marriage contract. This was weird. No, this was effed up. I refused to let this worsen the already humiliating counting minutes of my life so I did what any reasonable woman would do in such a strange scenario. I stepped out of the room. Outside, a guard was already waiting for me. "Miss," The giant man began. "I'll be escorting you to your desk if there are any important things you would like to retrieve." I scowled and let him lead the way. Retrieving my important documents, forgotten lunch boxes and my trusty hairbrush only led to another embarrassing fiasco. I shared my table with two coworkers. As I filled the box provided with everything I
MAYMy legs wobbled. My heart began to pound as I tried to think of how this even happened. The worst of it was as my head spun and my legs buckled threatening to throw me to the floor, I heard a knock at the door. The vortex stopped and my mind focused on one thing: Talking to Cupid. I managed to walk to my front door and unlock it. As the old thing creaked open, Cupid came into view. Rage took over and all that pent-up rage that was merely bubbling from within seeped out. I wanted to do nothing but scream and vomit all the repressed venom but I chose to keep my cool. Why? Because whoever these people were, they were beginning to scare me."My bank account..." I stuttered, shaking as I shoved the notification in her face. "This cannot be legal."Cupid's eyes swept through my phone and all she did was smile. What kind of psychopath does that? Her face tilted to the iPad in her hands and then she spoke."Section 2.1 states that if needed, we can use coercion to instill cooperation."
MAY Phone in hand, I stepped outside my apartment with my heart pounding heavily. Partly because I had done what Cupid had demanded without question. While I wanted to call the police and get the blackmailer waiting for me outside to prison, I couldn't get the contract with my signature filled in out of my head. Hypothetically, if I did call the cops, she had something against me and heaven knew what other tricks the shady company she worked for had under their sleeves. So I played along. Thirty days might not seem to be a huge deal but that was not what kept me going. It was the fact that I was more than certain that Edmond Walters would be my ticket out of this mess. Slamming the semi-heavy suitcase to the floor to make my presence known, I noticed a black Mercedes stalking my front lawn."Is that for us?" I asked, brushing non-existent sweat off my face."Of course," Cupid returned, immediately heading for the vehicle.I stood there stunned. She didn't even bother to offer a he
MAY As the vehicle wheeled inside the house, I watched as the front door of the mansion flew open. Edmond trudged across the sidewalks barefooted. My heart rose to my throat as he speed-walked down to us. Suddenly, the need for petty revenge vanished. I remembered the series of unfortunate events that rolled out to me ending up here. The door opened and Cupid stepped out to pacify her angry customer and God was he mad. The veins on his head were bobbing and his face was so red I actually worried if that was normal. "You have no idea what you have gotten yourself into." Edmond swooped in immediately taking no prisoners. "I have access to a plateau of competent lawyers. I will sue your ass for all it's worth. Trust me when I say, I am not someone you should be messing with... Is this even legal?" I stepped down from the vehicle and listened. Edmond was rich. He was probably prepared for situations like this. If he could wriggle his slippery self out of this, there was a chance that I
MAY "No... one knows about that," Edmond muttered. His eyes were bloodshot, almost as if he was afraid. "How..."A smile crawled up Cupid's rosy lips as she watched whatever semblance of authority Edmond had left crumble. She had gotten him right where she wanted him. "Except, of course, Snuggle. Sure the Ivy Estate is not built illegally but it could do fair damage to your agency if it were to be gifted to one of your rivals. All those brainstorming with the board will be for nothing. Not to mention the ton of loans that will be yanking at your neck. Trust me, you do not want that Mr. Walters and we don't want that for you either. All we care about is your happiness. So don't make this difficult for Snuggle." "What the hell do you people want?""As I mentioned before," Cupid answered. "We only want thirty days of your time."Somehow Edmond's expression did not soften. He seemed to be disgusted at the thought of a hoax marriage with me and strange enough, it bothered me. "You want m
MAY "You have to be kidding me," Edmond muttered, reading through the lines for the third time in a row. I was also irritated with the app too but the way Edmond reacted to sharing one bed made me wonder. I read the notification myself; it only gave a suggestion. And if we complied with that suggestion, we would receive ten percent of the money confiscated from us. They weren't asking us to have sex, so I didn't have a problem with it, but this man had plenty to say. He mumbled a lot of rubbish, much of which I couldn't decipher, but it made me wonder how in the world I matched with this man-child. I fought hard to keep that opinion buried at the back of my mouth, but my brain worked differently."You seem repulsed at the thought of us sharing a bed with me. What if they asked us to have sex?"Edmond frowned. "Sex with you?" A muffled laugh followed. "You're funny."Oh, he didn't. I didn't want to admit it, but it hurt. I wasn't what you would call a sex symbol, but if I put on some
MAYI wanted to move. I really did. My brain exploded with thoughts I couldn't even comprehend. He was naked. Things could go south. The easy way out would be to shrug his hands off or jump off the bed but there was also a massive possibility that Edmond would rouse. I didn't want to have to deal with the conversation that was sure to arise from such an awkward encounter. So I stayed still. I told myself it was just an embrace. It did not have to be termed as something sexual. Plus, the duvet still shielded any real body-to-body contact. I carefully retrieved my phone and clicked the lowest button. The screen sprouted to life and my eyes were greeted by a notification from Snuggle just like I had expected. Congratulations, It said. Two hundred dollars have been credited to your account. Below Snuggle's notification was a statement from my bank convincing me that Snuggle had indeed been true to their word. Perhaps, I thought to myself. Perhaps this didn't such a terrible arrangement af
MAY"Good morning." I returned, as I sauntered over to the counter, and sat. "I didn't know you could cook.""I am not surprised," Edmond chuckled, proceeding to crack an egg into the sizzling pan. "You know, rich people aren't stuck-up snobs whose only talent happens to ensure that people around them are miserable. I am actually a good cook if I dare say."I wouldn't dispute the good cook part. Edmond looked like he knew what he was doing and he seemed to truly enjoy it. The stuck-up snob part was a different story altogether. He had been a snob all through my first night here. There was no way he was suddenly a jolly person overnight. "Are you sure about the snob part though?" I asked as he strolled over to the coffee maker and turned it on. "You did fire me because you were bummed a girl dumped you."Edmond remained quiet. The machine poured a stream of hot liquid into two mugs, and Edmond added two packs of sugar and two fiddly little containers of cream before facing me again. “