Beta Testing

Adam had been a tad upset I didn't include him in the surprise I had for the board meeting. He left me to the sharks thinking I would need his help and instead he ended up looking like a chump, or chum for those same sharks he fed me to.

When he waltzed into my office with coffee in hand all had been forgiven.

"Today is the day!" Adam was so excited it looked like he had forgotten to get dressed that morning. "Today is also dry cleaner and laundry day. So I'll be staying in your office if you don't mind." He took my one chair and pulled it over to put his feet up on it while he took out his laptop. Weird-o.

"Uhh sure thing boss. Thanks for asking."

He looked up from his computer confused. "I didn't."

My eye roll was very predominate, making him just chuckle to himself.  I took the coffee and drank the hot delicious additive liquid.

"You're welcome Miss Coffee-Aholic."

"I didn't say thank you." On purpose.

"Your face as you enjoyed your first sip was thanks enough." He winked at me.

Bleh! It was too early in the morning to deal with him.

"Again, didn't ask for it and didn't say thank you." I sighed. "But today is THE day and even you can't put a damper on that."

The beta version 2.0 launches at 5PM today. We had over 900 employees sign up. If all goes well, fingers-crossed, my job here is done and I can move onto another, less salacious project.

"So drinks later? To celebrate?"

My calendar dinged and I noticed it was an invite from him. Noah was invited as well.

"No, I need to be sober in case this goes to shit. I'll be working late." Don't him and Noah want to see a good work product? One where we find the bugs and fix them in beta mode before launching? Didn't he want to test it out too? This is his idea. I knew we weren't supposed to test it out, since him and I were leading it, but I had to sign up to see bugs reported in real time. I assumed he would sign up even if it was against the rules because he's Adam.

He shrugged and canceled the email invite.

***

3, 2, 1...the app is live!

I waited with my hands clenched alone in my office. And then the notification alerts starting pouring in and I felt high. Or at least what I assume being high feels like since I was pretty straight laced besides my glass of wine at night.

My username couldn't be about anything from back home, it would give me away.

Nothing about New Jersey or New York City, not even my favorite sports teams or players. ARod would be fun to play with. I smiled to myself thinking of how his nickname and the Yankees name overall could have double meanings.

I certainly couldn't use my birthday or age.

So I went with a Gossip Girl reference. I never read the books and only watched a few episodes but LonelyBoy aka the character Dan, has a great handle!

LonelyGirl

It wasn't sexy or clever but I really shouldn't even be using the app as a beta tester, I should be monitoring it. But that didn't stop me from signing the forms, downloading the app, and making a profile.

We hadn't worked out the kinks of a profile picture so for now everyone just has a pink, blue, or purple dot.

Pink = Female

Blue = Male

Purple = Other

We already had a suggestion about adding a rainbow option, but for right now we just wanted to keep it to genders and not sexual orientation.

With my pink dot and my user name filled in, I opened up one of the group chats that we'd hope would lead to more 1-on-1 encounters.

The chat seemed to be off to a good start:

Horny4U: I'm looking for some down and dirty talk. Male in search of female.

Flirty30: I love the random phrase generator! I've already got my husband hooked on my new bedroom talk.

LimberJack: ISO female to have cybersex with. DM me.

Horny4U: is it just guys in here?

LonelyGirl: No, just not interested in what you have to offer horn dog.

Horny4U: ha. ha. Got a stick up your ass forever alone girl.

HOW DARE HE?! I knew this shit was going to happen in the group chats but just not so fast.

Horny4U: isn't this app for being dirty and not giving a fuck? Wtf is your problem.

LimberJack: Cut the shit. 200 people signed on already. Go out your tiny dick in another chat.

LonelyGirl: thanks LimberJack!

I hit send and a notification request for a one on one chat from LimberJack dinged. Good to know that our app is working as it should be! Anyone can be in the group chat but can request solo chat rooms.

I clicked accept and it worked! I don't know what I was more proud of, my UX testing or the fact that someone wanted to privately chat with me.

LimberJack: hey

LonelyGirl: hey! thanks again.

LimberJack: wanna see if we can bang 1 out on an app?

LonelyGirl: ...

LimberJack: if you want dick pics I'm sure Horny4u is available to exchange names and numbers.

LonelyGirl: ha! bc his thimble sized cock would be a turn on to see.

LimberJack: is any dick pic a turn on?

LonelyGirl: no, not really. but sometimes it's nice to know what's up before committing valuable time and energy.

LimberJack: someone is a naughty girl. you know what I do to girls who are naughty?

Let me guess: spank them. It was the obvious answer.

LonelyGirl: what? you gonna spank me?

LimberJack: if that's what you want me to do, I'll gladly smack that ass.

LonelyGirl: maybe I do :P

LonelyGirl: ok, so what would you do?

LimberJack: I'd touch every part of you without touching the one spot you desire most.

Okay, so that was hot. I need another glass of wine for this.

LimberJack: my large hands would run up and down your body, my lips kissing your neck down to your knee and back up again. Big. Sloppy. Wet. Kisses. On your inner thighs while my hands held onto your ass, groping it just enough to get your hips bucking.

An entire minute had gone by and nothing. Did LimberJack move on to someone else?

LonelyGirl: and...

LimberJack: someone needs to learn how to take things slowly and savor them.

LonelyGirl: ok teach me ;)

LimberJack: wish I could.

LonelyGirl: what? too much to handle?

LimberJack: taking someone's cyber virginity is a delicate process, sweetheart.

LonelyGirl: how'd you know that I was a cybersex virgin?

LimberJack: I have my ways. Now tell me what are you wearing?

Ha! Please, that's like one of the oldest lines in the book. Plus, I was in a PJ set that was anything but sexy.

LimberJack: are you still there? do you want to keep playing or should I find someone else?

LonelyGirl: you're a prick.

LimberJack: but you like it. now tell me what you're wearing or I'll have to punish you for being a naughty girl.

I smirked and thought of a lingerie set I had seen in a fashion week catalog. It was very busy so I just described the main part.

LonelyGirl: burgundy lace bra and pantie set.

LimberJack: describe them in detail. just the thought of it is making me hard.

Why was I doing this? Who was named Jack in our company? I could be talking to a married man with children who I work with! This was totally unethical.

Any yet...

LonelyGirl: the lace feels silky against my creamy skin. The bra keeps the girls in but barely - size does matter and my girls are large and all natural waiting to be played with.

LimberJack: so you are well endowed, gtk ;)

LonelyGirl: are you?

LimberJack: my hands and feet are big. what do you think?

LonelyGirl: I think those big hands are giving me ideas on how you'd touch me.

LimberJack: please tell me you are wet. check for me baby girl.

There was no need to check, I had ruined my panties which were simple black cotton night time underwear; although now I want a burgundy lace lingerie set. Add it to my list of things to get while I'm shopping this weekend.

LonelyGirl: dripping.

LimberJack: I want to put my fingers in that hot wet pussy of yours and find every sensitive spot you can. God I want you to cum on my dick.

I hated the word dick. Prick I could use but dick? Maybe it's because my uncles name was Richard and we called him Uncle Dick. It felt childish and familiar.

LonelyGirl: when you refer to yourself could you use cock instead of dick.

LimberJack: is that a question? If so, you need to say please...

LonelyGirl: wasn't asking.

LimberJack: fuck. Yes mam. I'm rubbing my large cock which has been rock hard since you told me about what you were wearing. I'd love to see your nipples get hard as I turn you on. My hands would have to play with them. Lick and suck on them until you beg for me to take you. Fuck, I need to know what you taste like. 

LonelyGirl: you'd have to find out for yourself.

LimberJack: wish I could, you have no idea how badly I wish I could. how about you describe it to me? do me a favor and dip a finger in that wet hot little pussy and suck on it. lick it clean. I want to know exactly what you taste like so I'll know it's you if we cross paths ;)

LonelyGirl: idk a little tangy, salty, sweet?

LimberJack: salty? trying to make me jealous of another mans cum in you, if so it is totally working.

Interesting. I was grinning from ear to ear, something I haven't been sexually active with another person in awhile. Like way too long. I'm surprised that I like his caveman-like possessiveness.

LonelyGirl: well you aren't here to fill me up.

LimberJack: my girl is naughty! I knew it. you're killing me.

LimberJack: if I were there you'd be having multiple orgasms so I can memorize how beautiful you look when you cum. I'd want to see you ride my fingers, face, cock over and over again.

LonelyGirl: *jaw drop* multiple?! you do know most men can't usually give a healthy woman with a sex drive 1 orgasm. Cocky much?

LimberJack: confident, baby girl. I have enough cock to go around but I like to worship at a woman's altar - giving her exactly what she needs before I even start thinking about getting myself off. I'd worship at your altar.

LonelyGirl: ladies first, how gentlmenly of you. but I don't believe you. how would you get me off?

LimberJack: licking you from your clit to your asshole. Making my tongue stiff so it can fuck your pretty pussy. lapping up your juices. Have you ever ridden a man's face before?

LonelyGirl: no.

LimberJack: that's a damn shame. I'd be honored to be your first there too.

LonelyGirl: never really thought of it but it might be fun?

LimberJack: so you like the idea of sitting on my face while I tongue fuck you? good girl. Squirter?

LonelyGirl: honest answer, only once by myself.

LimberJack: I like honesty. it's a turn on to know I'm going to be the first man to make you do so many things including squirt. Baby girl, as much as I want to keep talking I gotta get some sleep.

LonelyGirl: I thought you wanted to get off?

LimberJack: who says I didn't? until next time my naughty girl ;)

And with that I decided my vibrator would be LimberJack's tongue tonight. Never been much into thinking about having a man between my thighs, definitely hadn't fantasized about sitting on a guys face. But now that's all I wanted. So badly.

This app is going to be to be huge! Launch my career into another stratosphere type of huge. We could make special kink chat rooms, maybe LGBTQ+ chat rooms, location based chat rooms.

I wonder if LimberJack lived around here or if he worked from home far away or maybe even a satellite office. Somehow not knowing turned me on even more.

I squirted for the second time in my life before falling asleep on my couch, my glass of red wine left unfinished. Completely satiated.