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Pretty Drunks

Sera

“And so,” I giggled, “I called him mio re.”

Olivia and Penny, just as giddily drunk as I was, gasped, “No way!”

“Way!” I wriggled from between them on the parlor couch to reach for the wine bottle on the coffee table. We’d run out of eggnog and rum a while ago. “He’s just so sexy.”

“You want to climb him like a koala climbs bamboo,” Olivia asked dreamily.

Penny hiccupped and swatted at her, hitting me in the process. “Koalas don’t climb bamboo, they eat euca—ecu—Sera. Sera, honey, what’s that word? The leaf word—it’s a leaf, right?”

My brain gears churned extra hard through the alcohol-induced fog to conjure what they were talking about. “Eucalypt!”

Penny sucked in a breath, eyes wide. “Yes, that’s it!” Then she closed her eyes and rested her head on my shoulder. Even though I was drunk as all hell, I managed to catch her mug before it spilled all over me. “So tired…”

“Poor mama can’t hold her alcohol anymore,” Olivia purred. I’d discovered that she was a sarcastic drunk.

“No,” m
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