The snake in the movie almost lost his life trying to save the lazy rabbit. Such a lazy rabbit, just leave it alone. Xu Ling felt that if a rabbit was too lazy to do anything, why should we save its life? It was too lazy to save itself!
That snake is so cute!
Xu Lingxia thought, “That snake is really cute. Do you think I won't be afraid of a snake next time I see it?"
Afraid of snakes? Yinuo glanced at Xu Ling, "When have you ever been afraid? How come I don't know."
"When have you ever been afraid of snakes, and you still eat snake soup?" Yinuo immediately tore down her backstage.
Speaking of snake soup, Xu Ling's eyes lit up. Snake soup - the soup is milky white, sprinkled with a few chives, it tastes delicious! ah!
"How about we go have snake soup tomorrow! I haven't had it for a long time." Xu Ling clenched the steering wheel and glanced at Yinuo, his eyes full of excitement. If the steering wheel could be moved, she would probably break it.
"No, it's so disgusting."
When Yinuo sees a snake, his legs tremble with fear, let alone eating snakes.
When I was a kid, Zi Lin was probably in fourth grade at that time! That day, grandma had work to do and asked Yinuo to go to her aunt's house to do her homework. When Yinuo left, Zilin was already at home. Yinuo put down his schoolbag and ran to the toilet. Zilin took his pocket money that day and bought an artificial snake. He was planning to scare his sister, but when Yinuo came, he saw the opportunity and put the artificial snake into Yinuo's schoolbag. Yinuo opened his schoolbag to get his homework, and a small green snake caught it softly in his hand... Yinuo screamed and fell to the ground.
Later, the aunt who came over after hearing the sound really gave Zi Lin a good meal. I confiscated the simulated snake that I had just bought for less than an hour.
Zilin's butt hurt for a week.
Zilin apologized to Yinuo for a week before Yinuo forgave him. Zi Lin was very naughty when he was a child. Yinuo smiled when he thought about this.
Seeing Yinuo's smile, Xu Ling hurriedly begged to the side, “Go! Go! It tastes so delicious..."
Yinuo, “I won't go,..."
…
The snake soup was not finished in the end.
After returning home, Yinuo and Xu Ling searched on their mobile phones whether snake meat could be eaten by pregnant women.
Searching here and there, some people say it can be eaten, while others say it cannot be eaten. Some people say that although snake meat is nutritious, it contains many parasites and is unhygienic to eat, making it easy for pregnant women to miscarry.
After Baidu, the two looked at each other in fright.
"It's so complicated!" Yinuo exclaimed in surprise as he looked at the various answers that came out of the search.
To be on the safe side, Yinuo and Xu Ling decided to suppress their greed and eat home-cooked meals at home instead. Of course, Yinuo was responsible for cooking the dishes, and Xu Ling could only do the starting job. Even if she started, she couldn't do it well and was not qualified. Her role can only be reflected in accompanying food.
"Then what can I eat?"
Because of the snake incident, Yinuo suddenly remembered what pregnant women could eat and what they couldn't eat.
"I never thought of such an important thing." Yinuo said angrily. He was also an excellent college student, but he obviously lacked life experience.
"My mother's work is not up to standard at all!" Yinuo sighed.
Xu Ling said with an old-fashioned smile, “You think that a mother can be so easy to give birth to a smart child and raise the child easily. Then who wouldn't give birth to ten or eight children?" .”
Yinuo pushed her, and Xu Ling used the force to roll to the other end of the sofa. Yinuo laughed at her, “Look at your arrogant look, as if you have given birth to children and raised children. You haven't fallen in love yet." Do you want to find out? Go ahead and let’s go.”
Xu Ling crawled back like a monkey and dexterously, and said confidently, “If you haven't eaten pork, you haven't seen pigs. You can tell by looking at me that parents are not that easy to be."
Oops! Take yourself as an example, you are a negative example!
"That's really embarrassing for your parents."
Yinuo agreed, looked at Xu Ling up and down, and nodded meaningfully.
"Fuck you." Xu Ling slapped him over.
Yinuo quickly grabbed the phone that almost fell to the ground.
"Don't be shy, I was just about to check, what are the precautions for pregnant women! We are first-time mothers, so it's not an exaggeration to know that we don't know, and we haven't been trained, right? If we don't know enough, we will make up for it, and we will strive to be a qualified mother. .”
Yinuo is full of confidence.
"I probably failed, but you still have some hope." Xu Ling took a pillow and hugged it in his arms, saying lazily.
"You should study in advance first. By the time you become a mother, you will be a veteran. Come and help me check the information." Yinuo pushed, leaning on the feet beside him.
"A veteran? You think I'm a thief." Xu Ling shouted dissatisfied.
"Stop talking nonsense, just do whatever I ask you to do."
Yinuo took out the mobile phone from her pocket and handed it to her hand, and pressed the power button for her.
Xu Ling picked up her cell phone and said, "If there is anything to find out, just buy a book. I see they are all sold in bookstores! What about "Ten-month Pregnancy, Encyclopedia", "What to Eat During Pregnancy?"... …Wait a minute, there are more!”
Yinuo patted his head and suddenly realized, “Yes, why didn't I remember this?"
"I see you are really stupid when you are pregnant."
"Hey! I won't tell you anymore, I'll buy it online right now."
Yinuo said shyly, quickly turned on her phone and bought a book.
After buying the book, Yinuo pondered.
I have a lot to learn! I don't understand anything? The physical examination was fine. I went to the hospital for a checkup every few days. But what should I do on the day of delivery?
Yinuo looked at Xu Ling.
Xu Ling, can this girl do it? That shouldn't work, right? Also, I don’t know how to take care of children, right? Invite a confinement nanny? Go to the confinement center?
"Hey! What's that look in your eyes? What are you thinking about? What bad things are you saying about me?"
Xu Ling kicked Yinuo with her foot. This guy definitely talked about me in her heart. Her eyes that looked down on me passed me many times...
Yinuo's contemptuous eyes glanced at Xu Ling again, and Xu Ling was so angry that he kicked her legs with his feet...
Yinuo begged for mercy, “Hey! Don't step on me. I'm thinking that if I give birth, you won't be able to help me!"
Production! What is production? What to do? Me, I'm still a little girl.
Xu Ling was confused and said with a smile, “Hey! I can only help a little. I haven't figured out my relationship yet!"
Not bad, she returned what I said to her. Yinuo shook his head, Xu Ling couldn't do it.
Xu Ling also knew that this was a big deal, and she really didn't know what she could do to help. She would definitely do whatever she could to run errands, pay money, and call the doctor. However, she didn't know what it was like to give birth and what to do. ? No bottom at all? What can't be done can only be said that it can't be done.
Xu Ling frowned slightly and sat up straight, came over and asked seriously, “Hey! What are you going to do?"
"I haven't thought about it yet. I might go to a confinement center. There are other things. Think about it again, or consult others."
Yinuo thought for a while and answered Xu Ling.
It’s my first time too! It’s possible that I haven’t even figured out how to fall in love! Yinuo thought helplessly.
Who should I ask about this? Yinuo walked to the window, looked out the dark window, and thought sadly.
grandmother?
Why! Grandma will scold me!
The marriage didn't work out well, she got divorced, she had a child, and she became a single mother.
Will grandma be disappointed?
grandmother……
Grandma, I don’t know why life is like this. I work very hard to live, really, very hard, very hard..., but I can’t control it.
…
"A promise,..."
Xu Ling looked at Yinuo by the window in surprise, ran over barefoot, came to Yinuo's side, and supported Yinuo's slightly shaking shoulders.
"A promise..."
"Yinuo, what's wrong? Don't be afraid. When you give birth, I won't leave your side. I'll ask my mother to accompany you, and I'll ask my father to find an expert for you. We'll give her a big red envelope, and I..."
Yinuo fell on Xu Ling's shoulder, tears streaming down her face...
Xu Ling was so distressed that she didn't know what else to say, Yi Nuo! This is a kind promise. Why can't they treat my promise well? They are obviously so kind...
"Ling, I obviously work very hard in life. I work hard to love him. I do everything carefully and say every word. I never quarrel with him or complain about him. I let him and him Family, why, why, he fell in love with someone else, am I not good enough? Am I not good-looking? Am I not good enough to him? Ling, tell me, why did he fall in love with someone else..."
"It's not your fault, it's Zihe. Zihe is distraught. He couldn't resist the temptation. It's Zihe who is wrong. Yinuo, you are not wrong."
"spirit……"
"Why!"
"Why don't they love me, Zihe does, Minghua does too..., Ling..."
"If they don't love you, they don't love you. I love you!"
"Woooooooo..."
…
When I got up the next morning, my eyes seemed swollen, and Yinuo felt that my eyelids were much heavier.
I changed my clothes and washed my face.
Yinuo leaned in front of the mirror. His eyes were indeed a little swollen, you could tell.
Why! Why did you lose control of your emotions?
Yinuo asked himself regretfully.
Yinuo turned the water to warm, scooped up the water, and patted his face. I don’t know when the swelling will subside. Hey, it will be so embarrassing to meet Xu Ling! Yinuo wants to be an ostrich and doesn't want to go out.
Unexpectedly, before washing his face, he heard Xu Ling's plaintive cry in the living room, “One promise, one promise. When will you get up! I'm starving to death."
"One promise, one promise..."
Yinuo quickly washed up, wiped his face, and left the room.
"Stop shouting. You're celebrating the New Year and you don't know what to say. You're going backwards."
With a promise, he straightened his clothes and walked towards the kitchen. When he passed Xu Ling, he deliberately glared at her.
"What do you want to eat?" Yinuo asked.
Yinuo is kind, gentle and considerate.
Xu Ling was also curious as to why they didn't like Yinuo. Could it be that all men nowadays like bad girls? Don’t you love the gentle one, love the independent one?
"Ask you? Why are you dazed? If you don't say anything, I will cook millet porridge." Yinuo stood next to the rice bag and shouted to Xu Ling, who was stunned."Millet porridge is fine, too." Xu Ling no longer thought about those messy things. She held her chin and tilted her head. She didn't feel ashamed at all and demanded, "But just a few more Xiao Long Bao, or Here are two fried dough sticks."Yinuo rolled his eyes at her and bent down to scoop rice."There are no xiaolongbao or fried dough sticks, but you can have fried spring rolls or steamed Fuchun buns.""I want to eat spring rolls, some more fried. Thank you!" Xu Ling said cowardly."Thank you for your nonsense, pay." Yinuo said."Tell me earlier! I just have a lot of money." Xu Ling proudly shook her phone at Yinuo."Come on! There were only three digits left yesterday." Yinuo said disdainfully."Hey! You can't speak without exposing others' shortcomings."Xu Lin
Xu Ling and Yinuo stayed at home and didn't go anywhere. They watched TV, looked at their mobile phones, browsed Weibo, and scrolled through Douyin videos...The annual vacation just flew by without leaving any trace.On the eighth day of the lunar month, Yinuo and Xu Ling finally ended their boring and leisurely holiday life.As soon as I entered the company, I heard the gossip about Chen Yang.The actress who had been dating for three months broke up again. As Yu Lan said, Chen Yang’s girlfriend can’t celebrate the new year.According to the gossip girls, Chen Yang is currently a diamond bachelor and is in the vacant period.Yinuo was confused. In the second grade of junior high school, he clearly saw Chen Yang going to a movie. He was standing at the door, obviously waiting for someone. Wasn't he waiting for his girlfriend?Waiting for your boyfriend?Yinuo felt ashamed and shook his head. I just went to work and my head was
Opening the door, Xu Ling came in carrying the fruit."What did you bring?" Yinuo closed the door casually."Kiwi, I heard that children who eat apples have fair skin. I bought you a few kilograms of apples. Look, am I treating you well?"Xu Ling specially lifted the apple bag a little higher and approached Yinuo."Ah! Please spare me! I don't want to eat apples." Yinuo wailed and pushed away the apple bag in front of him."Apples are delicious, aren't they?" Xu Ling put down the bag and looked at Yinuo inexplicably, "You don't like eating apples?"Yi Nuo nodded sadly."That won't work. It's more important for Yue Yue to have fair skin." I thought Xu Ling would say, "Forget it!" I didn't expect her to say such a thing, and the following words were even more sad, "Just take it as medicine! You have to do it no matter what. An apple a day. If my goddaughter’s skin is bad, I will settle the score with you.""I don't want to take me
Feeling sulky in his heart, Yinuo walked quickly in when he heard an urgent voice in front of him, “Quick, make way, make way..."Yinuo raised his head and saw a car full of goods driving over quickly...Yinuo seemed to see her mother floating up with a smile on her face..."mom,……"…"Damn it, you're walking without eyes!" A huge and angry voice sounded.Yinuo's eyes turned around in a circle, who was talking loudly?Chen Yang?What a beautiful face, but it’s a pity that he’s frowning!But me, what I clearly saw was my mother’s face, she was smiling at me! Mom is smiling at me! ! …"Hey! Xia Yinuo, why are you crying? It's okay, I didn't hit you...""Xia Yinuo!""Hey!" Chen Yang gently shook Xia Yinuo, who was crying in his arms, and shouted worriedly, "Xia Yinuo."Xia Yinuo's tearful eyes saw Chen Yang's worried face.Chen Yang?Chen Yang!Xia Yinuo jumped up, took two steps back
Although she and Zihe were divorced, she couldn't pretend they didn't know each other when they met her. Besides, Zihe's mother spoke first."Auntie, uncle." Yinuo called politely."Yi Nuo! Are you here to buy clothes too? Let me tell you, my Zihe has a girlfriend. She is a nurse and has an iron job. She is also pretty. Regarding the remarriage, just pretend that I didn't say anything about it, Zihe. Just don’t worry about it.”Xu Ling directly faced Zihe Ma's arrogant and proud look. Nora couldn't hold her back."Girlfriend? You're a slut who cheated on you in marriage. I really don't know why you're so proud. You're so shameless that you're too embarrassed to say it. A scumbag, and scumbags together. Fish with fish, shrimp with shrimp, turtle with bastard. Dan, I’m talking about your son.”If you say you're getting an advantage, don't act like a good boy. You still want to come over and stab me, your emperor, your queen mother! I stand and let
Chen Yang raised his head, glanced at Yinuo's trembling face, and his eyes fell on Yinuo's belly, with an inexplicable expression."Vice President, you asked me to come, what can I do?"Yinuo couldn't stand the silent atmosphere, and the unpredictable eyes were so suffocating that he wanted to escape.Chen Yang knocked on the table twice with his right hand, which was particularly harsh in the silent office. Yinuo's heart beat nervously following the sound of the hand clasping on the table."The baby in your belly?""It's not yours." Yinuo replied immediately.As soon as the words were spoken, Yinuo realized that her tone was too hasty and rushed. She raised her head slightly and glanced at Chen Yang. Chen Yang was looking at her sideways with a half-smile. Yinuo softened his tone and explained again."This is my husband's child, not yours. That day, that day, was just an accident. You don't need to care."Chen Yang raised his e
What did this kid eat today? He talks nonsense. Nowadays, who can live without a card, Alipay, fund, etc."What silly questions are you asking? Just use them!" Yinuo glanced at Xu Ling."Then you still have time deposits? On the deposit certificate?" Xu Ling picked up another deposit certificate, with an amount of 22,000, a deposit period of two years, and an interest rate... It's true, not false!"Grandma's name is Cun." Yinuo explained.Ever since Yinuo started making money, grandma told Yinuo: If you make money, save it yourself and don't buy anything for grandma. Grandma has a retirement salary, which is enough. Save more money and there will be many places to use your money in buying a house or decorating it in the future! It is cost-effective to put the remaining money into a certificate of deposit every year for two or three years. It can be taken out when needed. do you know?Your father married Aunt Shen and had Xiaoyong. When you get ma
Perhaps the prince in the pastoral attire was too much like the prince, but Zihe's mother actually showed a hesitant look. Zihe's mother looked at Tianyuan with an unclear expression...I have known for a long time that she is a soft-spoken person. Not wrong at all.Yinuo stood upright and looked at Zihe Ma coldly.Zihe felt a little scared in his heart when he saw Yinuo's cold gaze."As promised, let's go."Tianyuan left with Yinuo in his arms.After turning a corner, Yinuo pushed away his hand that was holding her and said with a smile, “Let go! Stop showing off.""There's no pretense, I'm really supporting you because I'm afraid you'll fall. You're like this, I'm really scared."Tianyuan smiled, showing his white teeth, pointing at Yinuo's belly and said."What! Pregnant women are like this. Let go and walk away." Yinuo pushed his hand away. The wind blew the hair beside Yinuo's ears, and Yinuo raised his hand and tucke