How to sneak food into a movie theater?

When we finally arrived at the theaters, I was about to climb out until Adrien pulled my left arm. I looked at him with a "What-are-you-doing" look; and he just told me to sit down and close the car door. I obeyed and sat on the car seat giving him a confused look. He notices my confusion and took a big plastic bag from the back seat. He opened it, showing me that what was inside was a good amount of snacks that I could usually eat binge-watching Netflix series, or maybe just a movie.

If you're wondering what's inside the bag, I will tell you.

They're multiple junk foods that are considered bad for you or unhealthy by adults, killer foods from scientists, and also over-weight yourself in a bag by self-conscious and insecure people that have problems with how they look. But you know what I see? I see complete utter 'heaven'.

There are 5 Hershey bars (dark, milk, and white chocolate (my favorite's of all of them is the white chocolate)), 3 Twix, 2 Snickers, 2 M&M's, 2 Skittles, 3 big bags of Cheetos and 2 of Doritos, 1 onion rings, 3 Sun chips ( cheese, original, and spicy),  and lastly 2 pringles.

I stared at the bag full of holiness. My eyes slightly widened in surprise that he brought this here. But my question is, 'what are we going to do with this?' I didn't notice I said that out loud until he gave me an answer.

"We're going to sneak it in the movie theater," he said while grabbing tape from the back seat.

"What do you mean by, sneak it in?" I asked rather confused. 'Why can't he just buy food in the movie theater?'

"Just like I said, dummy. We're going to sneak the food in the theater." He said while locating the chips around his stomach.

"Why can't you just buy food in the theater?" I asked him like it was obvious. He looked at me rather puzzled and like I was crazy.

"Do you know how much these snacks would cost me in the theater? They're way too expensive."

"Well you do have a point"

"Now, come and help me tape all of these in place." He said giving me the tape.

I started to pass the tape all around his waist until I thought it was secured enough. I lifted my head to tell him I was done, only to be interrupted with a pair of piercing emerald green eyes. I stayed there, hypnotized by his hypnotic gaze. His eyes were truly amazing, so impossibly green. But not just any green, a deep royal green, an emerald color that could even compete with the precious jewel. Every time I look at his eyes, a pleasant shiver runs up my spine and my heart rate increases. Every time that happens, I can't stop asking myself why? 

I didn't notice that I was staring too much at his eyes until he muttered a silent 'um'. I was snapped out of his hypnotic gaze and pushed myself back to the car seat. I could feel my face heating up by the sudden closeness. 

'Too close', was the only thing that came up to mind.

I didn't even notice when he crept up to me until I felt his breath hit my forehead.

I instinctively moved back and raised both of my hands on his chest to shove him a little.

"Hey, are you alright. Your face is red; do you have a fever?" He asked with concern; he was still slightly on top of me. When I looked at him in the eyes, the sunlight decided to try and give me a heart attack by shimmering a small portion on his face, only hitting his eyes. His eyes gave a slight shimmer from the sunlight, and they seem to sparkle with them.

I could feel my heart rate increasing by the second; so I turned my head from him, completely avoiding his gaze.

'What the hell is happening to me?'

"No, I'm fine." I gave him a reassuring answer.

"Are you sure? Because I could take you back home if you're not feeling well," he said with concern.

"No it's really alright; I'm perfectly fine. It might only be because I was in the car for a while, you did turn off the air conditioner," I said still avoiding his gaze. My heart rate skyrocketed by now from how close he is. I bet he could even hear it.

"Okay, if you say so," he said and then retreated to his car seat.

I exhaled a breathe that I didn't know I was holding and then looked at him; he was looking at the remaining food that he couldn't fit around his stomach. He looked like he was in pain from his scrunched up face, I got worried so I asked what's wrong.

"I'm thinking," was what he responded. I got even more worried.

"Please don't hurt yourself", I retorted with a smirk. He just lightly glared at me in return, then went back to his 'thinking.'

"Here," he said while passing the snacks to me. I gave him a puzzled look. "It's your turn."

'What?!'

~~~~~~~oOoOo~~~~~~

After the whole dilemma about him telling me to put the remaining food around my stomach, I obeyed after he said that he was going to do it. 

We were currently walking towards the theater. We have big jackets on if you were wondering how we were going to go to the theater with a big amount of food around us.

"Hey, I was thinking," I said looking at Adrien. He looked at me confused.

"About what?"

"These snacks are for me to eat?" I asked, he looked at me puzzled.

"What do you mean?"

"I mean, I already eat this amount of snacks on a daily basis, so where's your share?" I asked, he stopped on his tracks, so I did as well.

"Hunter, you do realize we're sharing the snacks, right?" He said looking at me a little worried. I looked at him slightly confused.

"Sharing?"

"Yes Hunter, you do know what sharing is right? Come on, they teach this at elementary school."

"Elementary school? I failed elementary school," I said to him and he looked shocked.

"What?! How do you fail elementary school?? Wait, who will fail a toddler in Elementary school?!?!"

"It's easy."

"How?!"

"You just don't share, and I, Adrien Rider do not share," I said while taking my leave.

~~~~~~oOoOo~~~~~~~

"What do you want to see?" Adrien asked me while we walked around the theater to see what they had in store.

"I want to see the emoji movie." I chirped while walking to buy the tickets.

"So, a kid movie." He retorted with a smirk. I glared at him in return. , and then smirked at him back.

"I don't want to hear this from you, the guy that wanted to see Moana at my house," I retorted back. His smirk quickly fell from his face, and he started to blush in embarrassment.

"Hey! I thought I told you to keep that between us!" He whispered yelled towards me.

"I did, I just needed to remind you what is a kid movie," I said and he glared at me. "Now go buy the tickets for the emoji movie."

"What? Why me? you have money, you go buy it."

"Adrien; have you ever heard the saying. Who invites pays?" I said towards him, he just looked at me confused.

"No."

"Well, that's because I just made it up. Now go buy the movie tickets."

"Fine." He said and bought the tickets.

~~~~~~oOoOo~~~~~~

"What do you mean we can't see the movie?!" Adrien yelled at the lady employee that was recollecting the tickets to see the emoji movie.

"Sir, it's clearly because you are carrying snacks underneath that jacket."

"What do you mean? I'm just fat, just like my friend!" He retorted.

"You are clearly not fat, how can you have skinny legs and have a big stomach?" 

"Well," at this moment I knew that Adrien lost excuses to use, so I decided to intervene.

"Miss; are you stereotyping us?" I said towards her.

"No sir, it's just clearly-"

"No miss, what you're truly doing right now is stereotyping us."

"No, it's just-"

"Just what? We're practically a lollipop. Big in the upper side, small on the lower side??" 

"Well-"

"You know, people like you disgust me, believing we're supposed to do something just because we look like it. You know what; let me speak to your manager."

"No you don't need to do that, I'm sorry if I have offended you. But before you go in, I need to ask you to remove your jacket."

"No!" Adrien yelled, we both looked at him, he turned his head blushing in embarrassment and said. "I'm body shy."

"So let me check you, separate your arms and legs."

I did as I was told and separated my legs. She started to pat my legs up and I blushed at her patting. I then pulled my leg back and she looked at me confused.

"That's sexual harassment," I said, and she looked at me puzzled.

"What do you mean? I was just-" 

"What? Touching me without my consent?! I demand to speak to you your manager. I just came here to see a movie, and not only that I wasn't permitted to see the movie, but I was also stereotyped and sexually harassed".

"No sir, you don't need to do that. Just come in and forgive me." She said while letting us pass.

"You are forgiven," I said as Rider and I went in.

When we were far enough, Rider started laughing.

"Wow Hunt, you're incredible," he said while he clutched his gut.

"If you want to truly sneak in food without getting caught; just make a scene," I said while looking away from him. I was currently blushing from him suddenly using my nickname.

"I'm bringing you to see movies with me more often." He said while regaining his composure. 

"Let's just sit down; the movie is starting," I said to him while taking my seat.

"Yeah."