Li Luyi, who was stunned by Wo Gua's sexy move just now, said: What? When did this Wogua practice ballet? But after a short period of shock, Wo Gua and he finally completed the difficult road of 15,000 miles and successfully met in northern Shaanxi. He quickly kicked his legs and feet, pulled up the bluestone door with both hands, put down the rope, and The rope was getting lower and lower, and Wo Gua, who was about to hit the bottom of the door, was like pulling out a carrot. The end of the rope was put on the carvings on the giant door, and the force was used to pull him up.
Wiping his sweat, Wo Gua grabbed the giant bluestone door and climbed onto it. He sat on the edge and shook his legs. He saw Li Lvyi looking at him in surprise, twisting his head and saying triumphantly, " How about it, you didn’t realize that I still have this unique skill, did you?” He rubbed his thighs again, “It’s just a bit of a stretch in the crotch and my balls hurt, nothing else, I still have some leg cramps, let me rest.”
This giant bluestone door is more than five meters high and fits perfectly, but it is clearly visible that it is two doors. Based on the direction of rotation of the dust accumulated on the door, Li Lvyan speculated that it is the door that opens inwards. There are auspicious dragon patterns carved on the doors on each side, which indicates where the princes and nobles are buried.
At this moment, we finally arrived here, and it was considered that we had saved our lives. Both Wogua and Li Lvyan lay on their backs and rested for a long time. They looked sideways at Li Lvyan: "Corporal Grasshopper, it was a critical moment just now. Fortunately, you have traveled thousands of miles alone. On behalf of the people of the whole country, I am sending you a congratulatory message."
Li Green Ant rested his chin, looking at the restless group of rotting corpses below. The group of rotting corpses were very sad that the meat in their mouths had once again decreased, but at this moment, it was also an unavoidable place for these two living creatures.
Indeed, looking at this place, it is indeed the last place to stay in this huge stalactite cave. If the two of them really can't think of a way to solve the current predicament here, they may really be buried here.
"Don't be so pessimistic. Why don't you just open the door?"
"What can you do?"
"Ahem."
Wo Gua looked serious, stood on top of the stone gate, suddenly struck a pose, and shouted "Open sesame!"
"Buzz buzz-"
Except for the group of rotting corpses gathering below, there was no extra movement. Wo Gua scratched his head, "It seems that the riddle is not sesame, maybe it is watermelon, open the watermelon!"
"Isn't it watermelon? Is it soybean sprouts..."
Li Luyi looked down at the giant folding bluestone door attentively. If his prediction was correct, what was hidden inside the giant bluestone door must be——
Then he looked at the unsightly red rope that had just slid down and was almost ruined by the two people. It was twisted and listless in front of him. There were a few ropes cut by Wo Gua hanging on the ground, and some rotten people had tripped over them. Corpses, those rotting corpses are as if they were made of tofu. Once you trip and get stepped on by the corpses squeezing them, you will never be able to stand up again.
The bell talisman hanging on the red rope has not moved at all from the beginning to now, so it is impossible to detect the function of these bell talismans.
Sighing, these are not the most important, what is important is how to get in. Now we are really at the end of our rope. If we can't find a way to get in, although it is safe here, the two of them will eventually die of hunger and dehydration.
Wo Gua was a monk who struck the clock all day, looking around in boredom. Suddenly his eyes lit up, and he saw a golden lump that seemed to have fallen intentionally or unintentionally not far from the giant bluestone door.
"Hey, old man, what do you think that is?"
Li Lvyan squinted his eyes and saw that the golden nugget shone under the radiance of the luminous pearl, and could also be refracted, as if it were a piece of carved jade seal, and his heart immediately surged.
"It looks like a piece of jade seal, Wo Gua, hurry up and find a way to get it. Maybe that's how we can enter this giant bluestone door!"
As soon as Wo Gua saw the jade seal that was probably used for sealing in the legend, every hair on his nose exhaled endless heat, and he suddenly looked nervous. He was even more excited than when he was almost bitten by those rotten corpses.
I saw Wo Gua rubbing his hands, and he was about to jump down from here. Li Lvyi quickly grabbed him, "This place is so high from the ground. Even if you jump down, you will definitely get a concussion even if you don't get eaten by the carrion. Could it be that you Do you think I can still use Pascal’s Principle to treat your concussion here?”
Wo Gua felt itchy and unbearable, so he tentatively stretched out a leg. Li Lvyi wanted to go up and try to dissuade him, but saw that Wo Gua was cautious, fearing that he would be frightened by calling him and immediately rolled down. He immediately took out a rope to wrap around Wo Gua's legs. One arm, the other end hanging on the dragon head carved on the top of the giant door.
But when I saw that Wo Gua was short and fat, his extended leg was not necessarily very long, but he looked cautious. Because his body was tight, he looked like a wholesale stuffed sausage that was about to be bagged and sent away in a container. Every piece of fat was bulging out, because the situation at this time also showed the figure of Wo Gua to the fullest. Li Lvyi now also understood why he called Wo Gua "Wo Gua". He didn't object at all. It turned out that It is the foreknowledge of having a high-level position.
But I saw the rotting corpses gathered in front of the giant bluestone door, and the golden lump was as cold as a stone. The corpses walked around without paying attention at all, so the golden lump simply fell on the door of the giant bluestone door. The first 5 to 60 centimeters may take some effort, but it is bound to go down.
When Wo Gua realized that he would be in a dangerous zone if he went further down, his heart could not help but tremble as he prepared to go down. Suddenly Li Lvyi said to Wo Gua, "Wo Gua, come up quickly, I've thought of a way!"
Wo Gua turned his body upside down with a golden hook, and Li Luyi took out the Flying Tiger Claw from his backpack and tied the end with a rope. "The jade seal is uneven. Although you may not be able to succeed with this Flying Tiger Claw even once, but It's better to take a long time than to be in such danger just now."
Seeing this, Wo Gua could only agree: Corporal Grasshopper had not allowed him to take those luminous pearls just now, but now he wanted to take the jade seal. Could it be that Corporal Grasshopper's vision was too high and he couldn't see ordinary burial objects, so he hated Tie for taking the luminous pearls. Not steel? That's right. As the commander, how could he lose face in front of the corporal? Yes, it must be like this. As the saying goes, "If a soldier is cowardly, he will be cowardly for the whole group." He couldn't let Corporal Grasshopper look down on him. !
At this time, Wo Gua was concentrating on fishing for the jade seal with the Flying Tiger Claw. If he knew that because he was taking the night pearl to stop him in Wo Gua but did not tell the underlying reason, Wo Gua had such a big misunderstanding, he would definitely vomit three liters of blood.
"clang!"
After the countless sounds of the flying tiger's claws, they finally caught the jade seal. Wogua and Li Lvyi looked happy at the same time and were about to pull it up. Halfway through, they suddenly hooked the arm of a carrion walking by. The clothes, the rotten corpse "cracked" and turned its head as if biting. Seeing the rotten corpse's disgusting appearance, Wogua waved his hands aside, "throw it away quickly!"
Li Green Ant shook his head, "I managed to hook the jade seal. If I throw it away now, I don't know when I can hook it again. Although this carrion is difficult to deal with, there is only one now and it is not heavy. When I pulled him up, You wait for the opportunity and as soon as he comes within your reach, give him a shovel and see how he moves!"
Wo Gua quickly took out the Luoyang shovel and lay down on the stone. Li Green Ant carefully pulled up the jade seal and the corpse together.
Because the carrion is a corpse that has been weathered for many years, the water and fat have been almost weathered, and it is only a few dozen kilograms. The Li green ants can pull it by themselves. When they get close to the boulder, the carrion smells alive. The human aura immediately rushed towards the two of them with open teeth and claws.
"Bah!"
Wo Gua, who had been waiting on the side for a long time, exploded the head of the rotting corpse with a shovel, but the green slurry immediately splashed everywhere, covering the face of the nearest Li Green Ant.
Despite the stench, Li Green Ant looked at Wo Gua angrily, and Wo Gua smiled "hehe" and said, "This, that -"
Hey, forget it——
Wiping away the filth, he threw down the rotting corpse that could no longer move, knocking down several corpses, each with multiple lives.
Holding the jade seal in his hand through his sleeves, Wo Gua saw that the jade seal was very impressive and wanted to touch it. Li Lvyan glared at it, "Are you wearing gloves?"
Shiveringly, they took out two pairs of rubber gloves from the bag. They put them on and looked at the jade seal from all directions.
But I saw that the turtle button of this seal was exquisite, with gorgeous decorations. It was made of high-purity gold. It was exquisite and exquisite. Lying on the seal platform was a naive little turtle, about 2 centimeters tall, with a hexagonal turtle back pattern carved on it. And the circular caviar pattern, the layout is dense and dense.
Turning the seal over, I saw four Yin-seal inscriptions underneath. The four-character seal surface was only 2.3 centimeters square. The font was a bit like official script. The turn and end of the pen were very square. The handwriting was vigorous and simple, dignified, and there was a twist in the straight line. , smooth and harmonious, firm and full.
Wogua clicked his tongue twice, and Li Lvyan looked at him and asked, "What's wrong?"
"I can't understand anything written here. I thought this jade seal, a divine weapon descended from the sky, must have written 'Open Sesame' on it."
Li Lvyan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but he murmured, "Yes, the magic weapon suddenly appeared from the sky, did you see it when you came just now?"
"Corporal Grasshopper, are you trying to embarrass me, Fat Tiger, who was doing the splits to escape when he came here, and you still have this free time to see if there is any gold on the ground? Of course it is better to live than die at this critical moment!"
Li Lvyan sighed, "This is a Yin seal."
Wo Gua yelled, "What silver brick? Isn't this a gold brick? Corporal Grasshopper, you can't embarrass me just because you have received twice the nine-year compulsory education. I can still tell the difference between silver and gold." Yes, look at my commander’s teeth, bite them in one bite——”
Seeing that the nest melon was about to snatch it away, and really wanted to take a bite, Li Lvyan took it in a panic, "It's not a silver brick, nor a golden brick, it's a Yin-engraved seal script. Yin-engraved and Yang-engraved are two types of traditional lettering. The basic engraving method, positive engraving, is to carve the three-dimensional lines under the flat object showing the strokes; negative engraving is to carve the pattern or text into a concave shape."
"Engraving patterns are generally carved with raised characters, which is called positive engraving. If the pattern is carved with sunken characters, it is called negative engraving. This type of positive engraving and negative engraving is mainly used in seal carving, seals, paper-cutting, micro carving... …In every aspect, it is like the chapter that a painter or calligrapher has written and stamped.”
Wo Gua nodded repeatedly, "So that's it, let me take a look -"
He read it over and touched his chin, "emmmm - there is a word '王' in the middle, so it says 'Be the King'!" He looked at Li Lvyan expectantly, "right?"
Li Lvyan said helplessly, "Even if you can't understand the inscribed seal script written by the official, you still have to know how to count. This is the Seal of the King of Guangling!"
"Huh? Really?"
Wo Gua looked at it carefully and said, "It doesn't look like——"
"Generally speaking, fonts engraved on the positive side are indeed easier to see than fonts engraved on the negative side. If you can't see it, it's normal."
Wo Gua's eyes suddenly lit up, "Look, is this true?"
Li Luyi weighed it in his hand, "It weighs 122.87 grams, is 2.121 centimeters tall, and has a platform height of 0.945 centimeters. It has exquisite tortoise buttons and smooth writing. It should be good."
But, how could it be——
"I heard that the seal is not equivalent to the life of a prince? How could this seal be thrown at the gate?"
"What you want to ask is also what I want to ask. It seems that there is a third kind person besides us here."
Um?
Wogua tilted his head in confusion and did not go into details. Li Lvyan said, "I saw before that there was a groove on the door on the left, and there were strange words on the inside of the groove. Now add the Guangling King's Seal." , you should be able to go in.”
"What are you waiting for?"
Wogua was gearing up and wanted to leave this ghost place for a long time. This place was so small that he couldn't even use his skills. Li Lvyan shook his head, "It's not difficult to put it in. What's difficult is that the moment the door opens, ——”
Li Lvyan began to load bullets. The two Mauser pistols were his last resort and they had enough bullets. After a while, he would rely on him.
"After a while, I will first clear an area where no rotten corpse can approach within ten seconds. You immediately throw down the lighter around the area and build a wall of fire. Once I successfully open the door, you will enter immediately. If I fail to open the door successfully, , you quickly pull me up."
Wo Gua nodded to express his understanding, and the two of them fired one after another. After hundreds of bullets fell, although corpses continued to fill the gap, at least a blank area of less than five meters was left. Li Lvyi saw the opportunity and slid down. , pressed the Guangling King's Seal into it, but suddenly the corpses from all directions gathered. At this time, a lighter suddenly fell with flashing light, and the corpses five meters away began to burn, and there was only a "click" on the giant bluestone door. "There was a sound, a perfect fit, and then there was the sound of a huge machine's rotating rollers.
With a happy look on his face, Wo Gua was about to come down. Because of the huge fire, a huge wall of fire blocked the two worlds. The door was about to slowly open inward, but at this moment, it was originally extremely quiet. The bells tied to the red rope that only occasionally moved, suddenly started to ring like "ding bells, ding bells" at the same time, as if there was no wind or waves, and countless talismans also seemed to be forced by a big hand at this moment. Pull it off, hang it in the air and dance around.
Seeing that the situation was bad, Wogua hurriedly came down to help Li Lvyan.
"Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Like this?
Countless bells rang, with a unified melody and rhythm, as if they were ringing in unison, prelude to a major event.
Li Lvyan looked at the giant bluestone door that was about to open and close in front of him with a pale face: Could it be because of it?
But at this moment, the countless rotting corpses who were originally afraid of the fire heard the unified sound of the bell, and even though they were afraid of the fire, they suddenly rushed towards the Li Green Ant on the side of the fire.
"grasshopper!!"
Wogua was on top hurriedly trying to pull Li Lvyan up, but at this moment, the bluestone giant door finally opened completely, and the talisman paper that was originally flying in the air suddenly "tickled and tugged", as if it was attracted by something. , all lined up and flew into the giant bluestone door, and at this moment those noisy bells stopped.
"mighty--"
Li Lvyan was about to turn around and leave, but he saw countless rows of green-faced, fanged, and armored sergeants standing in the gate. He had not yet fully moved, and could only smell the breath of living people. Suddenly, saliva flowed from the corners of his mouth, green. The hair suddenly grew, and hundreds of green zombies, led by a zombie king, rushed toward Li Green Ant.
"Intruder - kill -"
"Might - force -" Hundreds of zombies rushed over, the ground shook, gravel fell, and an emotion called "fear" grew in the air.
"Damn it, isn't this an enhanced version of the green zombie we met before?"
Li Green Ant also had this intention in mind. This green zombie was invulnerable. Even the bullets could only dent his skin a little. He could only blow it up with a detonator. If he faced this thing unarmed, he would be like a birthday boy hanging himself - —It’s too long to live.
A group of green-faced and fanged soldiers flew towards Li Green Ant with the sharp blades in their hands, but at this moment, Wo Gua had already pulled Li Green Ant into the air. The zombies rushed out at once, not afraid of the fire at all, and even A large area of the rotting corpses was trampled to death, and judging from the total number of them, there were one or two hundred.
It's over.
The two people, who looked miserable, were deeply saddened: they thought they were escaping, but they didn't expect that they were trapped in a tiger's mouth.
Countless green zombies ran out one after another and stood in several neat rows. The leader was the most powerful. When his blood-red eyes looked at Li Green Ant and Wo Gua, his expression suddenly changed, as if he had seen the enemy who killed his father. Behind him, When the zombies saw their faces, they suddenly showed their fangs.
Pointing his sword at Li Lvyan, "The intruder who is repeating his old tricks, kill——"
"kill!!!!"
"Damn it, Corporal Grasshopper, why does this Zombie King seem to know you? Tell me honestly, did you secretly pinch my wife's breasts?"
Li Luyi heard that his kidneys hurt, and he ran away and retorted, "You're talking nonsense. He obviously knows you. I think he suddenly became manic when he saw you. No matter how alive and kicking this zombie king is, this damn thing is from the Eastern Han Dynasty." I, Li Lvyan, am still a man-eating flower that will bloom in the new century in my motherland. Do I look like a tortoise who is thousands of years old?"
"Don't say nice things. You could have gone behind my back and secretly pinched my concubine's breasts without any sense of loyalty. I'm telling you, Corporal Grasshopper, you are so fucking unkind. Brother, I'll do it for you." I'm so sorry, why didn't you call me when such a good thing happened?"
A strong smelly wind seemed like a tornado was coming. Li Lvyan made a quick decision and tore off the nest. Suddenly, the nest was pulled off balance and fell to the ground. The two of them entered the giant bluestone door as if they were running away. , blocking hundreds of zombie generals outside.
The sound insulation of this giant bluestone door was very good, and all the noise outside disappeared. The two stuck their butts out and pressed against the door desperately. Wo Gua's face suddenly darkened, "Corporal Grasshopper, take back the key to the door, Prince Guangling's Seal." No?"Li Lvyan's face turned pale, "Didn't you take it?"Wo Gua immediately cursed, "You're so damn worried about my concubine that you didn't even take the iron to open the door. It's okay now. He wants to avenge his concubine and also for Liu who broke into the tomb of King Guangling." If Jing takes revenge, we will both die."The two of them relied on Guangling Wang's seal to open the door, and now even the key has been given away. Isn't this the end of the world?Li Lvyan was also very worried. The two of them were fetching water from fifteen buckets. They stared at each other with fear. Ten minutes had passed while sweating, but there was still no movement. Li Lvya
This pineapple-carved canopy bed against the wall looks very beautiful, just like the dowry given to a woman in ancient times when she got married. The decoration of each bed is very different, just like the furnishings in the emperor's concubine's bedroom in palace dramas, and the ever-burning lamp you see is placed on the bedside table of this canopy bed.What is worth noting is that outside each bed is a constant light, but on the bedside table on the other side, there is an oval jar that looks like pickles, sealed in a dark and dark manner, and it is unknown what it is used for.The canopy bed is very wide and high, and can accommodate about four or five people sleeping together. Standing in front of him, Chen Luyi felt that the canopy bed was at least three meters high, and the size was comparable to the huge rocks that he and Wo Gualai were standing on. Pretty much, attention grabbing."Open it and take a look?"Wo Gua winked at Li Lvyi, who pond
Blood Infant Gu is equivalent to raising an imp in the head-lowering technique, but it is much crueler than the head-lowering technique. First of all, to cause the fetus in a woman who is about to give birth to die prematurely is equivalent to abruptly blocking the newborn's right to live before giving birth, resulting in a dead baby that is full-term, and the woman is not allowed to give birth naturally. Instead, he had to cut open his belly abruptly to get the baby.After the baby is born, the blood that was drained during the woman's pregnancy must be watered after the baby is taken out, and then voodoo magic can be used to bring it back to life. However, the baby that is revived in this way is no longer the baby before; A kind of living dead infant that harbors the wish of the bewitcher.From now on, this living-dead baby will be kept in a jar and fed with the blood of the woman who gave birth to it every day. Even if it is not fed with the woman's blood, this
Stick your butt out?Why did Wogua ask me to stick my butt out?Li Lvyan couldn't allow him to think too much, but still out of trust in Wo Gua, Li Lvyan raised his buttocks desperately, bending his waist at an angle with the ground. He only heard a "pang" sound, and Li Lvyan only felt My back felt hot, and I looked up, only to see that the two blood babies on my back were on fire. They screamed and ran away. At this time, my backpack also burst into flames, and I immediately threw the bag away. He walked out, very angry, "If you want to attack with fire, why do you want me to stick your butt out? Can't you just ask me to bend over?"Li Lvyi also understood now that the sound just now should be the sound of Wo Gua kicking down the ever-glamorous lamp and spilling the lamp oil on the two blood babies, but he still couldn't understand this part."If I ask you to bend over, do you know whether to bend forward or backward?"Li Lvyan was very angry wh
"Feng Shui believes that Jilong should have a mountain range that is smooth and round, tall and beautiful, majestic and majestic, with a heavy body and spirit. The mountains are rolling like beads, filled with energy, covered by green trees, covered by branches and branches, and full of atmosphere. Along the way we did not have the power of such a mountain range. Instead, the rocks were broken, slanted and bloated, weak and outnumbered, with thin branches and corners, and no vegetation. No matter how you looked at it, it was not high enough to bury a prince, or even enough to bury a prince. It can be said to be among the 'Seven Unburials' described in the Burial Sutra."Seeing that Wo Gua's face was confused, but the black glasses seemed to have known about it for a long time, Li Luyi started talking.The so-called "Seven Unforgettable Burials" were originally taken from "Mr. Qingwu's Burial Sutra", that is: if a child is cut off from a stone, if it is alone and f
I don’t know why, maybe it’s Li Lvyan’s illusion, but he always feels that this place doesn’t look like a normal passage entrance, but more like——After thinking about it, I felt that this idea was too funny. I smiled dumbly, turned around and walked in. However, not long after a few people entered, the passage suddenly shrank and disappeared.After everyone walked for about five minutes, the road turned from a little bumpy at first to a smooth road. Wo Gua's figure stopped about twenty meters in front. The miner's lamp above his head made a big circle in the direction where he was standing. Seeing that he was running happily before, Li Green Ant suddenly stopped and thought there was something unexpected. happened, but walked into a domed tomb.All the walls I encountered now were not the traditional bricks and stones seen outside, but more like a natural black jade-like stone wall. I don’t know what kind of material it was made of, but it was a bit cool an
When Wo Gua drank water, he didn't scoop it out with a utensil or hold it with his hands. He directly stuffed his head into the water and held his breath "gu dong gu dong". Li Lvyan's eyes widened, and he seemed to have seen this scene. In Chapter 20 of "Journey to the West", "The Immortal of Wanshou Mountain left an old friend and the Wuzhuang Watcher stole ginseng", the pig Bajie swallowed a piece of ginseng fruit alive.The book says, "Zhu Bajie has a big intestine and a big mouth. When he heard the boy eating, he felt greedy, but then he saw the fruit. He took it, opened his mouth, and swallowed it wholeheartedly, but his eyes rolled. Hu Lai asked Xingzhe and Sand Monk, "What are you two eating?" He also said, "My brother is a little busy eating, unlike you who chew slowly and taste the taste. I don't know whether there are seeds or not." Just swallow it.'"At first, Li Lvyi thought that Zhu Bajie would never be like this in real life, but he didn’t expect to
But I saw those things coyly intertwined together, like a couple embracing each other tightly in love, but they were different sizes.The fatter ones are as big as the thighs of an adult man, and the smaller ones are about the size of the soles of feet. They are very terrifying, but also extremely soft and twisting."Old, old, old - boss, go explore the road, can you find out what these are?"Black Glasses obviously didn't expect this accident, and calmly said, "On the way forward, the walls gradually became smoother. I thought they were just stones on the walls and didn't pay attention. But I didn't expect that these uneven places were full of them." Entanglement of living creatures.”The thing lying on Li Lvyan's backpack suddenly felt something, stretched out its body softly, and suddenly straightened its body with a push-up. It stood halfway up and faced the three of them. The thing's surface was dark. There is also a bit of viscous liquid, and the