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2021-08-24 04:58:33After about half an hour, we have become true sleuths. Well, after a 20 minute period of distraction. In our defense, a lot of the earlier posts on the account were pretty funny… and distracting.
“Okay, okay. Time to focus,” I say.
“But this one—”
“No,” I put my palm up.
LeAnn places the phone back on the countertop, focusing on me.
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