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Chapter 356 Writing Love Poems
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2024-04-25 06:00:08Zhou Tian tugged on Xiao Li's sleeve.
"Brother Li, don't be in a hurry, my little brother will think of words on his own, you help me counsel, please!"
"That's more like it, just don't let me write it, you don't have to doubt me, I'm testing your sincerity?"
The two squatted on the ground, and Zhou Tian asked, "Brother Li, how many words did you say were written?"
"How would I know to write a few words, no, how would I know that you want to write a few words, in my opinion, don't write a few words, just make things clear."
"Big Brother Li's high opinion!"
"Cut the crap and think of words!"
The two men puffed and puffed and puffed, and finally, a masterpiece of love poetry shone through.
"Love, what is it?
Calling me dead and scratching my head!
You are like a lily in full bloom, brilliantly colored, but not for me!
I'm going to be a bee, sniffing your aroma, in hot pursuit!
To the flowers, I'm going to shout out
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