My Gay Husband

Why can't I reach my back? It's hard to soap because I can't reach it.

"Hubby!!" I shouted because I'm taking a shower now.

"Ken!!" I called again.

Damn, is he deaf?!

"What's wrong with you again, Trixie?" I heard him knocking from outside the door.

"Will you just open the door to find out?" I said and he opened it, his eyes immediately widened and he quickly covered it with both hands, I just laughed at his reaction.

"What are you doing there?" I ask crossing my arms.

"W-Why are y-you naked!!" He stammered while still covering his eyes.

Why is he stuttering? Is there something stuck in his throat?

"Obviously because I'm taking a shower? Why? I normally take a bath like this duh! Why aren't you naked too when you take a bath?" What does he want me to wear pajamas and a jacket while taking a shower in the bathroom? Is he crazy? Of course, I'll be wearing clothes if I am taking a bath outside tsk.

"What do you need? Hurry up because I haven't finished cleaning my nails! Like duh, when do I have to dress up because the love of my life is coming here tonight." he said irritated and his eyes were still closed.

Love of my life! Can I take that from him? I keep thinking that they are both handsome, hmm but that's fine because hubby is my only type. I wouldn't trade him. That's how loyal I am to Ken.

"What are you talking about?"

"I can tweak you right here, right now!! DO YOU WANT IT?" He said with emphasis while looking at me evilly.

His eyes are no longer closed and he looks at me, if only staring can kill, maybe I'm dead now.

Tss, I'm really annoyed with gay people sometimes! Thanks to him that I like him because otherwise, I would have included him who I killed! Joke, I can't even kill a fly.

"Hubby, I was going to soap my back." There is tenderness when I said that.

"Why are you ordering me!? I just said that, didn't I? I haven't finished cleaning my nails yet and you want me to soap your back? Eww!" 

So what's the connection with soaping my back? What did he think I don't take a bath all the time, so he thought his nails would get dirty just by soaping my back! Tsk, he's so mean!

And then I wasn't even called wifey? That's okay Trixie, you're used to it, right?

I just kept shaking my head.

"What? We're the only two living here in the house! Alright, next time I'll make Dave soap my back instead." I grinned.

Dave is the only one he refers to as the love of his life, it hurts to say, but yes, they have been in a relationship for 3 years, then hubby and I got married for 2 years, but Dave knows about us and he accepts it.

What the heck right?

It looks like I'm the third party of the three of us! Tss I'm still looking like a hook!! I feel like I'm the obstacle to both of them falling in love.

It's like I'm the villain in this story, that's just how I feel.

Maybe it's not a bad thing to love, right?

My heart is really the one with the wedding because no matter what I do, he's the only man who makes my heart beat faster... oops, it turns out he's not a man, he's gay I forgot.

"Just try woman, I'll bury you alive!"

Woman? My name is Trixie!

"As if you can," I whispered

He didn't hear what I whispered so I just spoke again.

Let's change the topic so I don't get hurt the next time he says it 

"Why are you closing your eyes? My body is beautiful, gorgeous, and delicious."

Isn't he overreacting? It's like it's the first time he's seen my whole body, and when I take a bath, I often ask him to soap my back naked tsk.

"Hell, even though my heart is a woman, my body is still a man! I might be able to do something with you!" He told me artfully.

I frowned when I noticed that he seemed to be lost, earlier he was looking at me badly and now he can't look at me straight.

"Don't do it, what's the problem with that, we're married, right?" I'm trying to tease him.

"Let's just be married on paper Trixie."

This time his voice became serious, including his facial expression, that's how he is when the conversation gets to that point, he suddenly becomes serious.

It really hurts to speak, even though what he said is true, it still hurts me.

We didn't get married because we love each other, that's obvious, right? It's just our parents' preference, but for me, I wasn't forced to get married because when I found out that I was going to marry him, I didn't get mad at my parents, in fact, I was happy, very happy, I can't even explain how happy I am that day.

Who wouldn't be happy if the man you've wanted for a long time is arranged to marry you? I was about to jump off the building to find out if I wasn't really dreaming... Yeah, that's how crazy I am.

He's the only one who's not happy, I feel like because of me he can't do what he wants anymore, but I don't care!

"Just soap it up, you said a lot more. You're wasting time hubby." He turned to look at me, I looked into his eyes, and I didn't see any emotion, that's how cold he was again.

What acold gay!

"Give me that soap!" He suddenly said. I'm trying not to smile, my hubby really can't stand me! Aww, he's so cute!

I gave him the soap, and he looked at my body but also looked away. Why doesn't he just say to me that he is jealous of my body!

'I don't care if he's forced to do it!'

He started soaping my back.

Hmm, I thought of something silly, actually, I've done it before and he was really angry. I just laugh when I think about it.

Lemme try again...

I suddenly faced him and put his two hands on my chest, which surprised him.

"Is it big?" I asked and smiled sheepishly.

"F**kkkkkkkkk!!" He screamed and immediately withdrew his hand.

I was surprised when he threw soap on my forehead

"Ouchhh!"

That hurts but it will be okay! That's how I got used to it, sh*t my forehead hurts!

BTW he's Ken Fernandez my husband I mean, my one and only GAY HUSBAND.

Yep, he's right, he's gay, he's a very handsome man, and yeah he's really gay!

"I knew it! I had a feeling that you're gonna do that again!!"

I stopped thinking when he shouted at me.

"You!!'' He shouted at me before going out the door and slamming it shut.

Is he planning to break the door? Shouldn't I be the one to walk out and not him, he's the one who threw soap on my forehead, I'm the one who's hurt in here duh!

"Gosh, how many times have you touched this idiot! You're so oa!"

I groaned because of my forehead. Why is it always my forehead that gets hit when hubby throws something at me? Did he do that on purpose or did his hands have magic?

"If I didn't like him, I would have strangled him a long time ago." I whispered while still moaning from the pain in my forehead. 

I took the soap that was on the floor and continued to soap myself.

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Ken Fernandez's Pov.

"Gosh, how many times have you already touched this idiot! You're so oa!" I heard her scream.

That girl is really irritating! Did she think she would like to touch the-- her big boobs I mean, small... did I say big!?

I said small, you just misread it, don't read it again I said small! Don't be stubborn!

She's right, I've touched that a few times, but duh, it's her fault! I was surprised because she suddenly pulled my hand and placed it on her small chest.

I know she's doing that to tease me, but I promise she's really disgusting, I feel sick when she does it like this...

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(Flashback)

I heard a knock on my bedroom door. "Hubbyyy!" There she is again damn, she's getting crazy now again I guess.

I quickly opened the door for her, just by her voice it seemed like something hurt her or something bad happened.

"What happened?" I ask concerned.

She was holding her chest and gently patting it.

Does she have heart disease? She won't say anything like that.

"H-Hubby it hurts i-it hurts here... i-it's like I can't...b-breathe" When she said weakly while pointing to her heart I held her by the shoulder.

"Here? Does it hurt?" I asked and also pointed to her heart, she pulled my left hand... I thought she was going to hug me, something like that.

But I didn't expect her to put my hand in her boobs again! 

My eyes widen when I look into her eyes while she looks at me again in a shocking way. "This is where it hurts hubby." She smiled and said.

I violently took my hand back, they were still shaking and I was about to vomit sh*t!

I'm impressed, this girl's acting is really good, you can audition for American got talent!

"What the sh*t Trixie!!" I shouted when she looked at me and she just smiled. Why did I agree to marry this crazy woman? I might be infected by her madness gosh!

"Heheh, are you angry hubby? Don't be angry, I'm just kidding, tsk doesn't seem to be used to that."

"You..." I didn't finish what I was going to say when she spoke again.

"Alright, I'm leaving baby, rest in peace-- I mean good night mwuaa!" That bitch even gave a flying kiss in the end and quickly closed the door.

The door opened again.

"I forgot to say I love you hubby mwuaah." Flying kiss again and I avoided it. Eww, I don't want to get hit by her flying kiss!

I took the comb that was on my bed and threw it at her, it hit her forehead.

"Ouch, you're really harsh, but even so, I still like you heheh." she said before closing the door again I was shaking my head.

She's really crazy!

"I love you, your face!!"

Gosh, I hope she will not disturb me again tonight!

(End of flashback)

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