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Chapter 161: LYON
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My life is fucked. I've come to accept this fact since realizing that the women in my life have taken over. I have no idea when Kat took my balls, but sure as fuck she has 'em. "You two ready?" I mumbled some choice words under my breath and rolled my eyes at my annoying ass wife. My two girls were all smiles and excitement as they came towards me where I stood waiting for them at the door.Last week I'd taken their brothers for a night out with the guys and their nosy ass mother and mine got it into their heads that I had to do the same with them. The fuck!First of all, I know fuck all about daughters, unless their mother is there to lead the way. And it has been quite some time since she's dragged my ass off somewhere with the whole lot of 'em.Suddenly I'm a neglectful father and I show the boys favoritism yadda-yadda-yadda. She knew just how to get under my skin, how to hit below the belt. I think she's been taking lessons from my mother or some shit. So as to keep the hen
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I've outsmarted Kat's ass all these years, her ringers aren't going to get anything over on me. So far I've been lucky, they're all good kidsand then there's the little one.I eyed the backseat to make sure Hitler's youth wasn't doing some shit back there that she wasn't supposed to, before turning my attention back to my firstborn."How's school going?" I addressed the question to both of them. Caitlin just shrugged but the terror in the back had a lot to say.She had a tale for every damn day of the week. "They're gonna put you away the next time you get caught doing that fucI mean stuff in their lab."I should be so damn lucky. Fucking kid is worst now that she has all these new uncles and aunts to spoil her demented ass.At least once a week there's a Fed Ex truck in my driveway delivering something for her to tinker with, because the SEALs and their women are convinced she's some sort of prodigy and keep sending her shit.My ass! I'm coming to believe more and more that Elen
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In spite of all my rumblings, I'm proud of my kids. As a father I've learned that it pays to pay very close attention to them and the way they handle things.I don't want them growing up to be assholes that I have to be ashamed of, so I try, along with their mother, to teach them values and shit.I noticed that no matter how bothersome her little sister was, Caitie always treated her with the care of an older sister. Kid has class.It was the same with the boys. They knew to look out for each other and to protect their sisters and mother, especially when I'm not around.All in all Kat and I were doing a good job. Of course I wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat when I think of the three little ones she's carrying.Please don't let them be like Mengele. I won't make it past their first birthday if they are. I watched her now as she walked next to her sister who took her little hand in hers.How easy it is to forget that she's just a tiny little thing. That mouth of h
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In the morning it was daddy's turn to corral the herd and get them situated for the day. I had Cody on my hip while I prepared breakfast.These fucks don't know what dry cereal looks like, except during summer vacation, ain't that a bitch. Their mother and grandmothers spoil their asses and what they don't do, the grandfathers pick up the slack.I got the bacon from the oven and scrambled a couple dozen eggs. The noise level was off the charts becauseMengele. She was arguing with her brothers that our night out was better than theirs.I guess I should be happy that my kids don't have anything more serious to argue about. Their mother waddled in just when they were finishing up and I had to feed her miserable ass.Of course she didn't want anything I made and it took damn near half an hour to figure out what she wanted. I got her the fruit she said she wanted and sat with her while her kids tried to tear my fuckinghouse apart with their shit."What you got doing today?" I sipped
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I spent most of the morning and afternoon with her needy ass, listening to her gripes and painting her toenails because she didn't feel like going to the salon.If anyone sees anything wrong with me doing that feminine shit, then they should've seen me with my daughters when they were toddlers. I don't give a fuck, whatever my girls want, that's what the fuck they get.My boys can't say shit because most of the time they were right there with me, especially Jared's ass. My boys are already dreading the three she's carrying now. They just know they're gonna be worst.If anything is worst than Mengele Kat's on her fucking own, I didn't sign up for that shit. "How's your tummy this morning?" Shit looked like it dropped to me but I kept my opinion behind my teeth.In this house whenever I say something about her pregnancies either she or Elena tries to shoot medown. Because I have a dick I don't know shit. Like I didn't monitor her ass through five pregnancies.She looked over the t
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I made my way down to the basement to the lab that she conned me out of. I could already smell that she was up to some shit before I reached the door and as soon as I got there, there was no room for doubt."Mengele the fuI mean what are you up to little girl?""Nothing daddy." Nothing my ass! There were fumes coming out the beaker she was fucking around with.The pothead decided to give her a complete chemistry set and now I sleep with one eye open. The little shit scares me more than the fucks in the desert.The scary thing is that she didn't even flinch at getting caught, just carried on with her shit like it was normal. I'd bet anything that whatever the fuck she was up to was nowhere near anything resembling normalcy."I told you about lying to me?" She has this way of looking at me that makes me want to give her-her way in everything. She was doing that shit now."I'm not lying daddy promise. Daddy can you get me some PVC?" That sounded innocent enough, but I'm not trusting
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I certainly wasn't expecting the shit that landed in my lap the next day. After the hell that is Sunday brunch in my house, with the grandparents and Cy joining us, I escaped to my garage to tinker with something.Every year or so I like to upgrade my sons' bikes because they outgrow them as fast as I build them. I could hear laughter coming from inside and that was good enough for me.They make me nuts, but there's no better feeling than having my whole family under one roof. Kat's in her element because she has more than enough people at her beck and call.It's the only time the pothead acts like he has any damn sense these days. For all his bullshit he's a grandpa down to his toenails. Of course by the time he and his wife leaves I'm gonna have to undo half the shit they did.The four grandparents, well five including Cy, thinks it's their mission to outdo one another in spoiling my kids. My sisters and their ilk will be here later for dinner just to round shit up.I'll be pr
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Dinner was as to be expected, noisy and messy. I had the whole family at my table and I knew from the way the women were situated that some shit was going on.When my niece kept going on and on about driving lessons while my sisters, mother and wife kept staring at me, I got the drift.I gritted my teeth, clenched my fork and kept my head down. No, just fuck no. I cut into my steak like it was on the operating table and took ten minutes to chew. I'm concentrating on my food, don't say shit to me.I wonder who taught these women that the dinner table was the best place for an ambush? "So Colton what do you think?""What do I think about what Elena?" That piece of meat was almost as pureed in my mouth as Cody's nasty ass baby food. I got a pain in my gut but refused to rub it.These fucking women have given me ulcers, I'msure of it. I cut another piece of meat and the whole table got quiet. I could feel their eyes on me.Even the pothead, Drake and Cy were looking at me now. Ther
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