Rules for Online Dating: Get to know the other person before meeting in person. MasterMixer: Knock knock.Rachel: Who's there?MasterMixer: Spell.Rachel: Spell who?MasterMixer: Okay, W-H-O.Rachel: That was really bad.MasterMixer: I have it on good authority that one is golden.Rachel: No! By who? A three-year-old?MasterMixer: Maybe.Rachel: Case solved. Just one question. Where did you find a three-year-old?MasterMixer: My best friend is married to a woman with said kid. She's the smartest person I know, and she loves my jokes. Said they're bomb dot com. Rachel: Do you spend a lot of time talking to your friend's wife's kid? Isn't that a little... weird?MasterMixer: Well, when you put it that way. But honest, it's not as strange as it sounds. His wife is the sister of another friend of mine, and I've known her for a long time. I met her and her daughter long before she and my friend started dating.Rachel: So did you introduce them? That's sweet.MasterMixer: No, I take no cr
Wil Harris has made his way back to LA and for the first time since Innominate began, he's living solo out there. All the other men are tied down and living with their significant others. That has us questioning what will Wil do now that he's alone? Will the parties he's so famous for throwing start up or will he find another way to fill his time? "Thanks." Wil looked around the outside of his apartment building and wasn't sure of the place."You're welcome, sir."He'd tell the guy not to call him sir, but it wouldn't do him any good. Just like it wouldn't do any good for him to ask the man not to get his luggage. Sure, he paid for the car service, but that didn't mean someone had to wait on him hand and foot. Wil was fine doing things like a regular guy.As soon as they stopped, the driver was out getting the bags, so Wil took the opportunity to get out of the car. He'd already added a nice tip to the fee the company charged, but when he shook his hand, he slipped the guy a little s
Rules for Online Dating: Do more listening than talking. "Tell me what's the worst that could happen?"Rachel looked over at her roommate and friend and frowned. "He'll think I'm a freak. I bet he's built me up as this amazing looking person, and I'm just..." she trailed off and ran her hand up and down, motioning to her body, "me.""I'm looking at you, and you're perfect the way you are. If he doesn't see that, he's a fool.""I'm not sure I want to give up what we have yet. Why rock the boat? It's not like he's asking for pictures or wanting to meet up someplace.""Do you ever stop and wonder why that is?" Paige asked."Sometimes. At times I wonder if it's because he's worried about what I'll think, which is stupid since he's obviously amazing. You saw his picture. I guess we all have our hang-ups, though.""Does it mean something that I've seen his pictures, and he's never asked for mine?"Paige made a face, and Rachel had her answer. Things with MasterMixer had been too good to be
Teen Scream sat down with the boys of Innominate and asked what they do for fun in their spare time. The answers might surprise you. Pick up next week's copy and find out if you share a hobby with Austin, Nate, KT, or Wil! Wil: OMG! I just finished HIS DARKNESS HIDES. Please tell me you've read this.UndercoverLover: Good timing. I'm on break. Of course I've read it.Wil: What the hell happened? The whole first book was just a damn dream? Why the fuck do authors do this shit to us?UndercoverLover: It was beautiful. The whole thing made Willow realize she needed to communicate her feelings to John so they didn't end up broken, like in her dream. Wil: Still, it was all bullshit.UndercoverLover: We'll have to agree to disagree. Wil: If that's your idea of great, then do me a favor and never recommend books to me. Okay?UndercoverLover: Now that I know you don't like that sort of thing, but if you were cool with the overall themes, you should read MARRIED TO MY BOSS. At first I was s
Rules for Online Dating: Don't be too witty or weird. Rachel had been sitting in her room, replaying the night. Insanity. That's the only thing that could have brought her to the exact moment she was facing. Not one to go out on a Friday night, Rachel threw caution to the wind and found herself at a local bar with Paige. Her roommate had begged her to come out, saying the place was newer and all the rage. Who even said that anymore?Once Rachel finally got inside the walls of the place, things changed for her. When you'd grown up at such a young age, it didn't leave much room for being wild and crazy. Shoot, she was still in the wild and crazy years of her life, which was how she ended up in her room at two in the morning, still tipsy, and about to do something she never intended to do.With her phone in hand, she hit the button to dial MasterMixer's number instead of texting him. All night her thoughts wove around what they had and how much she wanted an actual relationship with him
With their latest tour over, everyone is wondering what's next for Innominate. It seemed fitting that they went back to their roots, but we all wondered if it was because they were calling it quits. Guess only time will tell. Wil rolled over in bed as the smile tugged at his lips. Things had been getting easier for him, but along with the happiness came a sense of dread. He needed to tell his friend that he wasn't who she thought he was. No wonder all those people on CATFISH never came clean. As he sat in the same position, risking the loss of someone he cared for, keeping up the same way as they had seemed to be the best option, at least for the time being.When he tried to wrap his head around their situation, he realized it couldn't stay the way it was long term. Things would stall. In order to progress, he'd have to confess he wasn't his brother. It wasn't like he was a bad-looking guy or didn't have something going for him. Hell, he was Wil Harris, a member of one of the hotte
Rules for Online Dating: Don't lie. Be yourself. "I can't believe I let you talk me into this," Rachel said as she eyed the dress in the mirror. Her fingers played along the hem as she wondered, not for the first time, what the hell she was thinking."It's on sale. You have to get it." Paige came around behind her and held up a pair of shoes with very high heels. No way would she be able to walk in them without breaking her neck."Not happening.""I figured you'd say that so I grabbed these too." A much more sensible shoe appeared, but Rachel would rather not wear dress shoes at all. She wished she could get by in her favorite sneakers. "You look hot, by the way," Paige told her as she set the shoes down in front of her."Sure."Paige's eyebrows lifted so high, Rachel had to laugh."You think I'm just saying that to blow smoke up your butt?" When Rachel didn't answer, she continued, "Really? When have I ever done that?""Never. I guess it's the nerves.""What do you have to be nervou
Rules for Online Dating: If they seem too good to be true, it's a lie. These kinds of functions weren't always on the top of Wil's list of things he enjoyed. He would have much rather just given the money to the school and called it a day. Hell, they didn't even have to say it came from him. But they'd used his donation to earn more money for the department, so in the end he let them leak the information.He'd been walking around talking to some of his old teachers when he noticed his brother talking to someone. She was beautiful, but that didn't surprise him. Trent was a good-looking guy. Ladies flocked to him. "Excuse me," he said. And without waiting for an answer, he headed toward his brother and the mystery woman. Something seemed to be pulling him toward her for whatever reason. "Who?" he heard his brother ask.The look in her eyes was first shock and then confusion. Finally she looked as if something so terrible had happened to her, and she couldn't take it another minute.W