Chapter 33 The First Kiss in the Toilet

If you don't have these, and you only have passion, then reality will slap you in the face every minute. It seems that the dean and Director Ma are enthusiastic and respectful to you.

These are all appearances. That's because I still have some value, or because of today's two surgeries, I have been valuable.

If they knew that a urology department in a tertiary hospital could only rely on "circumcision" surgery to survive, Lin Yu couldn't imagine whether their jaws would drop.

"Thank you! I...don't take care of it well, please don't blame Dr. Lin!" Zhihua said quietly.

"It's great, it couldn't be better! This is the happiest time I've ever had singing." That's all I can do to comfort her at the moment.

Lin Yu gets up!

"What's the matter, do you want a song?" Zhihua also stood up and asked.

"No! I drank too much just now and I want to go to the toilet to pee and relax!" Lin Yu said awkwardly.

Lin Yu went to the toilet. After relaxing, he turned on the faucet and washed his face. He felt much clearer.

Lin Yu just opened the door!

Zhihua stood at the door of the toilet, holding two pieces of tissue paper and handed them over!

"Thank you!" Lin Yu took a tissue and wiped it in the mirror.

Right now!

Zhihua came in with lightning speed and closed the door. With a "pop", the door was locked.

Everything is not ready!

But it's so natural.

The two of them are a little forgetful!

...

Man is an impulsive animal!

This is especially true for men after drinking!

After kissing for a few minutes, Zhihua saw that Lin Yu had further thoughts, and said quietly, "Then... Doctor Lin! I am in a critical period! I...".

"I haven't had my first kiss," Zhi Hua interrupted with some melancholy.

Everything came to an abrupt end!

Lin Yu hugged her awkwardly and said, "I was a little impulsive just now! I... didn't mean it like this! Don't get me wrong!".

Damn it! Having said this, I don’t even believe it! I clearly had that intention just now.

"I'm not going to the operating room, this is of my own free will! Dr. Lin, please go out first! I want to go to the toilet!" Zhihua began to sort out his messy clothes.

Lin Yu opened the toilet door and came out as if he was running away.

wrong! Now running to the sofa, everyone knows what they just did. Fortunately, the bathroom door faces away from the private room.

He was a little confused!

I did something wrong! Feeling like he was being seen through, he could only angrily go to the song requesting computer and click on it haphazardly.

I pressed it for a long time!

He didn’t even ask for a song!

He felt a few pairs of eyes looking at him from behind, otherwise his back would feel a little chilly!

"Doctor Lin, the central air conditioner is blowing on your back! Let's go over and sit down!" Zhi Hua came to Lin Yu's side at some unknown time.

"Oh! It turns out to be the air conditioner!" Lin Yu was embarrassed. No wonder it was so cold. This was a guilty conscience. The key point was that he was impulsive just now and the thief hadn't finished it yet. The thief only reached the top of the neck.

When the two came to their seats, everyone was busy doing their own thing, some singing, some chatting, and of course some had in-depth conversations!

Lin Yu looked at everyone guiltily. Fortunately, no one paid attention to him.

Only Han Qiang gave him a complicated look, and Lin Yu felt relieved.

After the passionate kiss just now, the two of them seemed to be restrained.

Han Qiang finally did the right thing! He announced it was over.

After he sang the last song "He Must Love You", his voice became hoarse.

This song just suited his hoarse voice at the moment, but Lin Yu didn't know whether it suited his mood.

"I am very happy tonight! Thank you to the dean, thank you to the beautiful and gentle head nurse, thank you to Lin Yu, thank you to Mo Chen, and thank you to CCTV if you have the opportunity in the future. In short, thank you!"

This guy is always unreliable no matter what he says.

it is finally over.

The breakup was still so enthusiastic! The dean kept holding Han Qiang's hand and said a lot: After tonight, brothers will not distinguish each other. There will be more social activities in this department. Don't forget about our head nurse when you return to the hospital...

The words spoken by the dean seemed to be official, and none of them said that Han Qiang was asked to help guide the urological surgery, but the effect seemed to be better.

Han Qiang's words almost knocked Lin Yulei out!

"Dean! You are so enthusiastic that I am embarrassed. If the department needs me to help you in the future, just ask! I can still handle urology surgery."

...

Lin Yu was just short of vomiting blood! How dare you say this, and you don't even look in the mirror!

You cheater.

Lin Yu doesn't want to talk now.

Han Qiang ran over! The hospital called a Didi driver to drive on behalf of the patient.

Han Qiang was in a daze at this time. He might have drank too much. Now the cold wind was blowing, and he wanted to vomit, but he didn't.

The car left the hotel.

The dean and others waved, and Zhi Hua cast a complicated look. There was sadness and melancholy of parting, it was very complicated.

"That girl is like a girl. Although she is beautiful, she is a bit short." Han Qiang finally came to his senses.

"Which girl?" Lin Yu pretended not to understand.

"The one you took to the toilet to do! Who else is there?"

Han Qiang's bad mouth may cause hemorrhoids in your mouth, and Lin Yu will have to scold his mother.

"Stop talking nonsense! Which of your eyes saw us going to the toilet to do it! Stop talking nonsense, do you think I am you?" Lin Yu almost vomited blood.

It was a kiss, but it really wasn’t done! I won’t take the blame!

"Master! Can't you smoke?" Han Qiang stopped talking about the topic, took out a cigarette and lit it.

Suddenly there was a smell of smoke in the car, and Lin Yu felt a nauseating smell coming over him. He did not smoke and was very sensitive to this second-hand smoke.

Master Didi waved his hand and said, "I don't smoke, thank you!".

"Master! It's hard for you! You're still up so late!" Han Qiang started chatting all over the place!

"I'm used to it! Business is better at night!".

"Well! It's not easy for everyone!" Han Qiang muttered.

"Finally said something humane!" Lin Yu said sarcastically.

"Master! Let me ask you a question! Please help me analyze it!" Han Qiang, who was originally sitting in the back seat, climbed up between the main driver and the co-pilot and became enthusiastic.

The smell of alcohol hit Lin Yu and he felt uncomfortable again.

"Say it!" the master said.

"Suppose in a KTV, a man and a woman are quite ambiguous, making love to each other, and then they go to the toilet and stay there for a few minutes! Can you tell me if there is a story or material in it?"

"Haha! This is complicated. Usually there is a story. If there is a condom, then Durex is the evidence! She has the most say!"

Damn it! You are also a joker!

Really! You're so good at what you do, you're really showing off your talents. Lin Yu looked at the driver and almost vomited blood. You're just joining in the fun and it's not too big a deal.

"That's it! My brother still doesn't admit it! Do you think this is untrue! This is a typical example of rubbing Durex, not being grateful to her at all, throwing it directly into the toilet sewer, and then destroying the body and destroying all traces! After that, we are still talking about it. So pure! We have been ambiguous!"

Han Qiang crackled like a machine gun and finished speaking.

"Don't listen to his nonsense, let's chat in the toilet..." Tian Zi didn't say it out loud. She didn't believe it even after she said it, so she went to the toilet to chat.

What's wrong with chatting? Why go to the toilet to chat?

Han Qiang! Are you bored or not? It's none of your business if you sing your songs and I go to my toilet!

"Chat! But I found a problem! I only sang two songs, and your time is too short! Brother Lin, you have to go home and eat more kidney treasures!" Han Qiang finally found an attack point.

"You can also eat bullwhip!" the master also suggested enthusiastically.

Master Didi! If you are so naughty, I will give you a bad review!

Chatting regardless of the car owner’s feelings! Five-star negative review!

These two guys are playing a double act.

"What did I do to her! The time was a little short. As you know, it was too tense in that environment!" Lin Yu said casually.

To deal with a guy like Han Qiang who has the best of both swords, you have to be meaner to be able to surprise him.

"Damn! It's really awesome! It's amazing! I'm convinced!" Han Qiang said sourly.

He originally wanted to test him, but he never thought that this was really the case! He had to admire Lin Yu, yes, this was not a princess after all, she could be regarded as a woman from a good family.

A sense of frustration came over me.

"I want to ask! You've been out for an hour! What were you doing? You've been out long enough!" Lin Yu asked when Han Qiang remained silent.

"Hey! Stop talking, that girl, don't expect her to let go! But she held the last line! She's a master!"

"Really?" Lin Yu became interested.

You, Han Qiang, were actually fooled, why am I so happy?

Who wants you to be handsome?

You deserve to have a beautiful day!

You deserve to be fooled!

After scolding, Lin Yu felt much better.

"How can it not be true? We meet our opponents in chess! She said she was hungry, and I asked you to treat me to some Western food. She said let's have some fried noodles next to us. Let's eat fried noodles together. Then she said she wanted to see my Mercedes-Benz. I'll take her to the car to check whether the tires are resistant to wear and tear."

"You can also check the effect of shock absorption!" Master Didi said.

"You can also test the anti-explosion effect of the tires!" Lin Yu said.

"It didn't work! It makes me sad to talk about it! It was a waste of eighteen yuan of my fans' money! I even took the time to buy Durex! Everything is at a loss! It's useless, MMP."

"Then she said that your car's shock absorption is so good that you can't find the feeling! This is a high-end car, and she likes a more down-to-earth car?" Lin Yu said playfully.

"She really said that! She said that she is not used to this kind of closed environment. She likes open places to relax! It's hard for me to have a conversation. Where can I find the blue sky and white clouds at this time! Don't look at my car. , Not to mention 100%, 90% of women will take off their pants for her! It’s a pity that tonight, that woman is among the 10%!”

Han Qiang is so depressed!

"No wonder you were so depressed when you came back. You started to act like a microphone and almost lost your microphone! It's like you're out of love. Is that the case?"

Lin Yu secretly thought that you must have been shocked. Later, you really didn’t go to hug me and sang happily by yourself!

"Why not! As a man, respect from others is the most important thing! I have to work harder to conquer her! Otherwise I won't be able to swallow this bad breath!"

He has never been defeated before, and tonight was a complete slap in the face, as he met a master.

"Emotions are like fighting. Whoever gets emotional first loses first. You are a stallion and easily get emotional! What's more, that beauty is a social butterfly. Even though he looks slutty, it's very difficult to have sex! Mo Chen said Their dean drooled hundreds of milliliters of saliva, almost turning into mumps, and they haven't succeeded yet! Just take it easy!"

"Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, you prefer to go to the tiger mountains. This is my Han Qiang's motto! There is no mountain that cannot be conquered, and there is no woman that I, Han Qiang, cannot sleep with!" He began to speak eloquently.

"Smoking! I'm going to die from suffocation!" Lin Yu opened the car window.

A heat wave is coming! Mixed with the smell of cigarette and alcohol, Lin Yu felt nauseated and almost vomited.

"Ouch!" Han Qiang in the back seat began to broadcast live!

Luckily he vomited outside the car window! There are a lot of stains on the car door!