"I beg your pardon," Sandra said, "I thought perhaps you had the rest of the mission laid out already."
"If only!" I sighed. "If I could solve murders involving espionage by following a recipe, Sandra, even the dozy sods at Scotland Yard could do it. As a rule, I plan my assignment one move at a time," I continued. "I have a purpose in mind and an overall impression of how to get there, but any new advance can make me change my ideas. For example, I was planning to stay in London for at least another few days, but the sudden and dramatic visit from Hector Nelson has changed my mind."
"How?" Sandra asked.
"His attendance, in camouflage, no less and that of his followers served as a warning that direct inspection in the city might involve grave danger while encouraging inadequate palpable compensation."
"I see."
"But the information Nelson gave us alternative lines of thought that already seemed promising to me, and these thoughts make our presence in London somewhat less essential at the moment than it otherwise may have been."
"I didn't realise you had formed any theory about the crime," Sandra said, surprised ", let alone one which Nelson could have supported."
"I had been thinking about this assignment since long before I met Brian Flynn," I replied. "Most of my initial ideas were queries such as: Why was an MI6 operative missing for seven days or more before somebody started looking for her? Why were the Metropolitan Police sent to an MI6 safe house in search of an MI6 agent? Why so much slur in the media about what police unearthed in the flat where they uncovered the body? Why has their probe made so little advancement? Why are absurd concepts about a sex game gone wrong still in distribution? And why have we even heard of this untruth at all?"
"An impressive list of questions," Sandra said.
"The mere tip of the iceberg," I told her. "There are many other crucial questions, but these are among the most vital." I paused and listened to the comforting sound of the train while I contemplated the scope and nature of the task ahead of us. "Fortunately," I continued, "this is an assignment in which the total appears to be less than the entirety of its portions."
"I don't follow you," Sandra told me with honesty.
"Perhaps it's not the best correlation," I restarted, "but I mean to say, if I tried to answer each problem independently, I would go mad trying. But that would be a fabricated tactic anyway because these questions are not reciprocally objective. Instead, they are all familiarly associated, and consequently, the only truly adequate clarification must answer them all concurrently."
"This sounds like a big problem, Quintus."
"Is it? If there happens to be enlightenment which answers all these questions, then surely it will not be challenging to find."
"Have you tried to verbalise any such answer?" she asked. "If so, I'd be happy to hear it."
"Occasionally, it helps to re-phrase the problems," I said, "and to step back and look at them from a diverse viewpoint. For example, I've been requesting why undeniable issues have occurred. Suppose we were keen about deferring deliberation about the reasoning for a time and distillate on the suspects and their competencies. We might find ourselves with numerous lines of contemplation, all consecutively moving in the same direction. Who could commit such a daring crime in an MI6 safe house for a start and get away unnoticed? Who could incapacitate all the observation methods? Who could make sure that nobody would check on Tina Davis when she stopped going to work? Who could establish false narratives about the crime scene throughout the media without fear of reprisal? Who could keep sex games gone wrong appearing in the headlines, even though it makes no sense? Who could have blocked this story but chose to let it play out in public? Who could interfere with a police investigation? Who could hide witnesses from Scotland Yard? Who could assign Hector Nelson to run a team that are not all qualified to investigate this case? Are there Russian secret agents handling Scotland Yard's case assignments? Is there a direct feed from the Chinese Minister of Propaganda to the British media? Could a militant Irish Republican faction stop MI6 from checking on an employee who hadn't turned up for work? Could bearded madmen in caves half a world away have done any of this?"
I paused again, and we listened to the clackety-clack of the wheels while I tried to grasp what I had just said.
"The implications are staggering," Sandra said nervously.
"Let them rest, Sandra", I replied. "What else have you been wondering about?"
"It may seem a small thing," Sandra said, "and it may be a minor thing. But as you asked, I'm curious about the arrangements you made for meeting Hector. Things happened so fast; I may have overlooked something, but it seemed to me you set up a secret way for him to beckon you, but no way for you to communicate with him."
"Sometimes you are more attentive than I give you credit for, Sandra," I said, "but yes, that's exactly right."
"I was speculating why you did it that way," she continued, "if you don't mind my asking."
"I don't mind at all," I said. "In this case, Sandra, Hector is a senior Scotland Yard detective who's come to me in disguise and was followed! His life is in more danger than mine."
"Do you think so?" Sandra asked.
"Yes." I answered, "The situation is dire, and Hector is disrupting the plans of some very influential people.".
"As you say, things are happening very fast," I continued. "That was because that's what I wanted them. The longer we kept those two men waiting, the likelihood they would have realised we were onto them, and the greater the chance they would have followed Hector. I may be wrong, and perhaps if I'd left them standing for too long, they might have fallen asleep! But I wasn't willing to take those sorts of risks. However, I wanted to keep things simple for Hector. So I set up a code that only he can use once so he can contact me," I carried on, "and I hope he'll come to our next meeting alone, which would give me more time. Then, when I meet him again, I will give him another code."
"How does this code of yours work?"
"It is simple, and yet it's not," I replied. "The main disadvantage with one-time codes is the fact I can only use them once. After that, you need a new key for each message."
"And the key is?"
"The key is the intelligence that answers the message," I explained. "Sometimes, the key might be the password. But there are other keys as well; it might be a phrase, or a sequence of numbers, or even something more uncommon."
"And you need a new one each time?" she asked. "That must be troublesome."
"It is," I said, "and even more problematic, the key must be at least as long as the communication itself. But on the other hand, an appropriately assembled one-time code is unbreakable encryption. Do it correctly, and it's unequivocally impossible to break, the only means of encoding that can make this claim. For some functions, the protection is well worth the money. The present state," I continued, "calls for the maximum insurance possible. Encryption so dependable that our communication can essentially be transmitted!"
"Transmitted?" I asked.
"Hector will put an ad in the paper. Thousands of people will see it, but they won't understand it. So only Hector and I will."
"How can you be so sure?"
"Because it's a one-time code," I reminded her. "If you don't have the key, you cannot understand it!"
"Forgive me," Sandra said, "but I still don't comprehend. Can you give me an instance?"
I wrote on a piece of paper and handed it to Sandra. "It could be as simple as this," I said.
She looked at the paper and read it aloud:
Summer,
I will be away until Tuesday.
Sapphire
"What is this, a joke?" she asked. "These are my sister's children's names."
"I know," I replied. "But, as long as both Hector and I have the same key, and nobody else does, we could use any message at all. It's the key that matters. In a one-time code, the key is virtually everything."
"And with this?"
"Summer would mean Quintus; Sapphire would mean Hector. I will be away until would mean, please meet me at the Griffin in Whetstone pub at eight o'clock on; and now you can see, can't you, Sandra, that the only true word contained in the message is the word Tuesday."
"It is very clever," Sandra admitted.
"It is ancient," I replied. "But still works!"
"It's a shame Hector couldn't have stayed longer," Sandra said suddenly. "I would be interested in hearing his opinion concerning enigmatic Mediterranean couple, about which so much spoke about in the media." "That is one of the issues on which I plan to speak to about when I next meet up with him," I replied, "although I have little hope of making much progress." "Of all the bizarre details about this case," Sandra said, "the story of the secretive couple appears to be the only one formally recognised by the police. I wonder whether this is particularly significant, or whether -- " "Whether it's just additional diversion?" I finished her sentence. "The likelihood cannot be disregarded, specifically because it would be an astute move for the crime squad to make." "Do you think they're using some distraction here?" "That is the problem," I replied. "If I were running the investigation, I would be careful regarding the evidence I circulated. To
"Perhaps you can answer one for me, Detective Chief Inspector?""Of course!" She replied. "Ask me whatever you wish.""We haven't seen the body of Tina Davis, and I doubt whether we will," I continued, "so we cannot know exactly how progressive the state of putrefaction was when the police found the body.""No, Quintus," she replied, "all we have is the description provided by the team investigating the crime.""But we know something about the holdall," I said, "and we know Tina Davis was alive seven or eight days before they found her in it. Do you think the body could have reached an advanced state of decomposition genuinely? Or do you think someone would have required some unnatural assistance? ""It is tough for me to guess without knowing the actual cause of death," she replied. "We still don't even know whether she was dead when she was put into the bag, or ..."Her voice trailed away, but I sat in silence."Some toxins and cert
"Do you fancy a short walk?" I asked once we left the train at Francistown, and Sandra nodded readily."We've been sitting for so long. Why not?" She replied. "Where do you want to go?""I want you to see one of the most astonishing pieces of construction in Britain," I answered, "and supposedly one of the eeriest places in all of Wales.""Do you think it's harmless?" she asked."I don't see why not!" I answered. "She wasn't annoyed with you, was she?""Who?""The woman at the window!""What window?""One of the windows of the castle! You haven't been perusing the rags, have you?""No," she said.We crossed a walkway over the railway line and another over the main road. "It's inconceivable!" She gasped. "What is it?"Weaver Castle," I replied. "Have you never been informed of it?""I can't say I have," she answered. "and I am sure if I had seen a photograph of this place, I would have recollected."
The following day, we enjoyed a quick but hearty breakfast, then a short taxi ride from the Charles Hotel to the Francistown Junction railway station, where we would catch the train for Haliheved.I carried a small package I had brought from the hotel, and while we waited for the train, I handed it to Sandra, saying, "I had a chance to visit reception, Sandra. Look after these for me, would you."Inside the package, she found a stack of morning papers."For both of us," I informed her when she came across a smaller package.Sandra removed the wrapping to reveal a thick stack of picture postcards. "What's this?" She asked."Just a something for my book," I said and then changed the subject by adding, "We will pass some wonderful views in a few minutes, and it would be sad to miss them," I continued. "We'll pass over the river at Chiefwater, where they constructed the bridges into an ancient fortress."" Wonderful!" Sandra said."We'll
With the Irish Sea to our right, we rolled west through Greenstone and Little St Mary's"If you look across the water, you can begin to catch glimpses of the Isle of Old Norse," I said."We're coming upon the Narrow-Water," I continued, "which separates Old Norse from mainland Wales. The northern end of the strait was once guarded on the Old Norse side by Derneford Castle, a very motivating bit of military construction, which, though never completed, is still extremely impressive and even more so in its time.""I’ve never seen so many castles," Sandra said."There's a reason for them, Sandra," I replied. "Centuries ago, before the great sailing ships made international occupation a practicable desire, this part of Wales was the front row of a kingdom. English kings, notably Edward I, spent massive amounts trying to overcome the insubordinate Welsh, and these castles may be the most intense souvenirs of that era we still have today. But to value them
"We've asked Catherine and Paul Davis for dinner, neither of them are in the right mood to cook for themselves so soon after the service, and I am certain they would be pleased to meet both of you," Flynn said."I had hoped they would see us," I replied. "How are Mr and Mrs Davis since the funeral?""It's been an awful time for all and sundry," Flynn answered. "But they're supporting each other well. There's a feeling of finality about a funeral, and strangely it can be reassuring, particularly when it occurs so long after she died. But there's also a horrifying awareness of definiteness, and they'll need as much care as we can give them for quite a while.""I have some news which could make a difference," I offered to Sandra's surprise, but then to her visible frustration, I proclaimed I would say no more without the parents being there.After a short drive, along winding country roads, we pulled up outside the home of Brian Flynn,Halfway through
Shortly after a sumptuous meal, Flynn broadcast the appearance of Daniel Coughlin, who had tutored Tina mathematics in school."It's an honour to meet you, Mr Noone and you, DCI Burton," Coughlin said. "I'll be happy to help you however I can, even though I cannot visualise what I am able to tell you that would be of any assistance. It has been such a long time since I last saw Tina, and I have no idea who could have murdered her.""But you knew Tina? You schooled her?" I asked. "We're basically fascinated in what you witnessed. Anything you tell us now could hypothetically be advantageous later.""I'm glad to hear it," said Coughlin. "I shall undoubtedly tell you anything I can.""What were your first feelings of Tina?" I asked."We knew about her before we met her," replied the teacher. "She had done her GCSE in maths at primary school and got a B at an intermediary level. She took the higher-level GCSE a couple of months later and got an A!"
I ripped through the other papers in my usual speedy manner, slowing down only once and then not for long. "Not much of substance in the papers today, Sandra," I said. "The Mail On Sunday has an article that might prove interesting, but in all the other newspapers, nothing. So, we seem to be on our own for the moment."Having cast an eye over all the papers, I left them in an unkempt pile, needing Sandra's help, a task we almost completed when Flynn knocked on the door."Lunch is ready," he said. "We can eat when you have finished."A few minutes later, we united with the family in the dining room, where Flynn introduced us to Tina's sister Maggie and her husband, James. Once again, we conveyed our commiserations, and once again, family members acknowledged us for our attention to Tina's death."We'll talk after lunch," I said, and we sat down to eat.We had nearly finished a New York-style cheesecake for dessert when Flynn got up to answer the doo
59 Sandra raised her eyes suddenly and gave me the same sort of inspection, as if she’d never really seen me before: and I guessed that for her it was much more a radical assessment. I was no longer the man she’d tricked rather easily with her charms and feminine ways, but the man who had discovered her duplicity. I was accustomed by now to seeing this new view of me when people had tried to deceive me, and although I might often regret it, there seemed no way of going back. “They warned me you know,” she said doubtfully. “I kept hearing how good the great Quintus Noone was, and I should tread carefully. They said you’re exceptionally good…exceptionally good…at this sort of thing. But I didn’t believe them. But now I’m standing here in your North London flat banged to rights.” “Afraid so,” I said succinctly. Her eyes were red with tears, but I never fell for crocodile tears. Having three sisters had nullified that emotion. “When did you
"The three theories," I began, "are positively conceivable. Assuming what we recognise, we may deliberate them quite believable. But they are still theoretical. In extra words, they may be precise, but their correctness is by no way established. As such, they signify three areas of indecision. However, I do not regard these doubts as major flaws in our case, both because in all three examples, several reasonable replacements exist, and because these propositions are all efforts to respond consequential, or even relating, questions. We may never find acceptable responses to all these distant inquiries, but the fundamental of our case is built on solutions to other, more dominant, questions. Do you understand?" "I do," Sandra replied, "but I don't see where you're going with it." "I think Tina Davis was assassinated," I continued. "I think MI6 played a main role in her death, and I think so founded on deliberations dispassionate of these doubts. I think Tina was doing
"As we move away from the fundamentals, things get ambiguous, Sandra. There is one conceivable response to the subject of why Tina may have focused against her employers. But there are many other probabilities. For what reason did Tina make those trips to the café near the West Finchley tube station. Her recurrent chance encounters with an enigmatic duo, who may or may not be the same as the Mediterranean twosome for whom the police are hypothetically searching. Maybe Tina and the couple were convening to arrange other, less observable meetings, and for this motive, these discussions were seen by Tina's MI6 as duplicitous.""It is likely that the Mediterranean pair, and the West Finchley team may be the identical people," Sandra interjected, "and that they might have been MI6 agents who were allocated to analyse Tina, possibly to deceive her, definitely to obtain whatever she may have been attracted to reveal."
"But why?" Sandra demanded, "I cannot believe you are willing to give up, so easily.""When I said, I was going to drop it, what I meant was that the Home Secretary angle has been shut off to me, but there are more than one way to skin a cat.""Please, Quintus, tell me, what you are planning to do?""Very well. Unless I'm reading it entirely incorrect, the crime concerned as much personality elimination as bodily slaying. What could be the reason? It seems to me that Tina must have been doing something her managers found unbearable, something that made her a burden rather than an advantage, and I don't think she was very careful about it.""Go on," Sandra pressed."She was besieged for a three-branched attack: first, to quieten her forever; second, to make sure she would never be contemplated well-thought-of, though she may have been much more than that; and third, to warn her co-workers of the significances of pursuing the trail she chose."
I woke up early the following day to find that Sandra had already left, although she hadn't eaten breakfast. Instead, I found a note and a newspaper. I read the note first. Quintus There is terrible news this morning. I have gone to find out what the Commissioner knows about this. All the morning papers say the same. So here is the story in its most diminutive illegible form. I will return as soon as possible. SB Then I picked up the paper and found that Sandra had circled a headline, which read: Two Metropolitan Police Shot In Jewellery Shop Robbery Home Secretary Unharmed, Cabinet Shuffled The text was this: Two Metropolitan Police officers sustained gunshot wounds yesterday after apparently stumbling upon an attempted burglary in progress. Detectives Hector Nelson, 45, and Stewart Alderman, 32, were wounded while chasing suspe
Under arrest?" the Home Secretary cried. "Are you stupid? I am a Home Secretary! A representative of the Cabinet! I am a fragment of the Government!! Do you comprehend??""Yes!" Nelson said."I cannot be under arrest!" the Home Secretary continued. "I cannot be incarcerated! I cannot be put on trial! Don't you know anything?""I do understand," said Nelson calmly, "that no man's job designation seats him above the rules.""Ha!" the Home Secretary replied, whose pallid face was becoming more sanguine with each occurring second. "We become the law! We are the law! The directive is ours! It is not to be expended in opposition to us!"Sandra, Nelson, and I gaped in incredulity as the manacled man carried on. Alderman, progressing gradually, appeared from the bedroom and began to move toward us. The Home Secretary didn't seem to perceive; he just stormed on."We're the administration!" he bellowed. "We make the regulations. So clearly we cannot r
"Very well," said the Home Secretary. I sat in an armchair and scrutinised intently at our visitor opposite. "I can begin with the particulars of the tableau. Even though no exact reason of death has been proven, our study has left no misgiving in my mind that Tina Davis was assassinated." "Really!" exclaimed the Home Secretary. "Oh, no! She was the victim of a very strange kinky sex game gone wrong, wasn't she?" "That is not true. The state of the flat and that of her corpse propose an alternative justification completely." "I did not know," said the Home Secretary. "No, I you didn't. There is a great deal of misperception about what happened." "A resentful paramour?" the Home Secretary suggested. "No, definitely not. Offences of lust are generally chaotic; the wrongdoer gets flustered and consigns a profusion of proof. In this case, the lack of scientific verification, among other things, advocates planning." "Fuck me
52 When we had all finished eating, Sandra brought a tray of coffee. I invited the two policemen to relax on the settee, and we all paid the detective chief inspector kindly accolades as she cleared the table. "I almost forgot to tell you, Mr. Noone," Nelson said, "and it may not even matter. But a couple of interesting details came to my attention, and I would be remiss if I failed to share them." “Please do.” "We have continuously supposed that there are two unexplained couples involved in this case," said Nelson, "but that might not be true, sir." "Why’s that?" "One couple," Nelson said, "the so-called Mediterranean couple, were purportedly buzzed into Tina's residence by a neighbour, apparently after asserting to have a key to Tina’s flat. Detectives are clearly fascinated by the Mediterranean couple, and police artists have even created e-fits of them. The other couple met Tina Davis several times at the
51 After DI Brooks left, I closed all the drapery, turned on the lights, and sat in a comfy chair to read. "Aren't we going to alter the venue for this evening's events?" Sandra asked. "This is now a crime scene." "If we change it, our suspect will get suspicious." "Very well," Sandra shrugged, and this was followed by a rigorous knocking on the door. "That will be Hector and his mate," I said, standing up to respond to the thumping. But when I opened it, I discovered I was looking at a worn-down old lady. "Good afternoon," she said, in a rumbling and oddly recognisable voice. "Come on in, Stewart. Meet Quintus Noone and DI Burton." We observed an old man waddle into the flat, lugging an overnight case over which he was bowed in understandable distress. The old lady shut the door and removed her coat and then her wig, disclosing the recognisable face of Hector Nelson. "Hello, DCI Burton," he said. "It's a joy to see you