CHAPTER 2: THE LEGEND IS FALSE! SCIENCE IS A SCAM!

A man with "out of this world self" was yelling in the plains of the jungle.

"AHHHHH!"   

Luis Park can only yell his happiness.

Because this is the "The past where he can do anything!"

"I'm going to change myself!" He shoutedd.

His life back then isn't that worth interesting.   

His life, his heart, soul and mind.. Is no longer a human.   

He is deprived! 

It is because that world, no that he'll, that he can't only appreciate.   

"Fuck that world!" He yelled.   

He was treated that badly!   

SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!  That life changed him already that he turned to someone shameless!     

"It seems that this gift was heaven sent! I couldn't believe this is true! What will happen to me then? Maybe I can build an Empire? No! I'll change this world! I will rule them out and will be the handsomest man on earth!"

Luis Park was very happy and overjoyed so far.

Actually, he is shameless and self-conceited person because of his past.

His personality sipped into his mind already. That he became crazy and nuts.

"You there crazy bastard what are you laughing? Making such nonsense noise! Do you even have shame for your family! Ugh... I feel so grossed. Look at that face. You're so ugly and yet you even called yourself as the greatest and handsome man on earth!"     

"....."

Luis Park was taken aback by that voice.

"EH?"     

"o.O"     

He looked back.

What he saw was a man!

'And it was talking!' He thought.

He couldn't believe what he saw!

"Handsome!" Luis Park uttered.The only word he can describe so far.

"....."

6'5 ft tall!' A Handsome face that couldn't be drawn in just one look! His eyes! His Nose! His Lips! And everything from him! It was perfect and proportionate! And the body..... '8 packet abs! 2 times more chiselled!' He thought.

"....."     

Luis Park felt jealousy from this man.   Of course, he won't believe what he saw. He just wiped the air like none of this world.

"To think that I was just hallucinating. Of course, there's no other man who is even more handsome than me? You're just a vision. Being handsome these days made me a lot of troubles, sigh."

Of course, that man was true to the core! He is just bullshiting and unbelieving. Then he took his eyes away from that man. Then cleared his thoughts and looked for something...

"I can't see some Orangutans here. Do even humans exist at this time?" He paused... then a sudden realization dawned upon him! "Then I would be bored to death! Sigh." 

"No! There are still some animals there waiting for me. They're calling for me! You will be my first lunch in this day! Haha! They can't just resist me!

“OUCH!?" Someone flick his head.

'This shameless!' The man thought.

"Who punched my head? WHO?" "Eh?"

It seems that his eyes are telling the truth! That this man in front of him is "not a just a vision!" Real! A real man! 

This man wore a silver attire. 

He touched his head and feel the pain. 

"Ouch! That hurts."

"It's true!" He regained his current self! 

"You're not an alien are you?" Luis Park asked.

"Alien? What alien are you talking about? Your the one who is alien here!"  The man replied. 

"Capture this ugly man here!" The man ordered.

Then out of nowhere more and more people popped up from the bushes and walked at him. They also wore the same suit.

"This.."

He is surrounded!

He can't just say no. It's really, really, really clear!

His senses can't lie this time! 

"My goodness! The legend is false! Science is a Scam!"   

Then Luis Park defended. "What! Are you going to capture this handsome? Do you even know me? Huh? o.O?"   

He bats an eye to every guy who surrounds him. 

But his heartbeat is telling him to run!

'Run you coward self, you can't beat them!' His devil ego is telling him to run.

'No! Don't listen to that devil! Fight! You're the most handsome man on earth!' His angel ego told him. 

'My egos doesn't seem to be like this!' He thought.   Then the men who surround him moved...   

"Don't!" He yelled.   

'They stopped?' He thought.   

Then his mind changes a little bit.

"What the fuck! I'm not scared, come on! I am not a coward!" He paused..."So you wanna fight me? Then I have nothing to keep backing then! If there's no way out! Then we're going to Fight!" 

Then he continued...   

"My head hurts and my back then but today you made me angry!"

He took his decisive move!   

*crackles   Bones from his neck and back sounded.

'Got to show off my skills for some time.' He thought.

"You know? I'm this tired from travelling and what you did is an act trespassing?"

"I'll better show you what a fight truly means! Fuck you!"   

'Don't you know Taekwondo? I learned some. I also trained in Military.' He thought.

Then he pointed at someone.  "Come, you first! Fight me if you're not a coward!" He asked the smaller guy.

He acted tough. In front of these men, he couldn't just face them just by him!

'These Orangutans! Humph! I'm the man who travelled back in time. I'm 2 million years old than you all Orangutans! I, your father will make you all like shit! Once you see that Time Machine of mine. You'll run like cowards!'   '

Come on! Time Machine show up! I need you!' He prayed.   

"Oh? To think you're not just ugly but also shameless!" The man spoiled angrily!

Then the man turned his head and looked at the smaller guy who picked by Luis Park.

"You! Please beat him to death. So he'll know what is the meaning of beating!" The man said. 

"Oh?" Luis Park exclaimed. 

"Beat me?? Beating? Tsk! Do you say you are going to beat me with that dick? Hahaha. He is not my standard! Do you know? He is W. E . A. K! He is weak to me! Hahahaha!"  Luis Park said that loud and spelt correctly.   

He insulted the small guy!

This Luis Park!   

"Shameless!" The men yelled. 

"You all heard that! All of you beat him!"   That man ordered! 

 "LULULUL!!!"   The men yelled in unison.

"Shit!" The only word he can say so.

'What era did this Orangutans make them so brave like fuck! And the heck that they were almost as handsome as me! This doesn't to be made this way! I'm still going to create a Harem here! Huhu...' He stopped his thought and muttered this out,   "Shit! They're coming."   

Then without hesitation, he stanced on his famous move! 

"Wait!" He yelled.  Almost or as if he wanted to tell something.   

"Eh? You all stopped?"

'Just what I have thought they're just cats in the skin of lions.'   

"Brainless!" The word he can describe so far.   

"Look! A bird!" He looked at the sky. He started counting,   "One, two, three... Run!"   

2 minutes later...   

He stopped running and breathe heavily. 

 "Huff...huff.."   "They were tricked! Those orangutan are brainless! Hahaha..."  And what he did was "move like a fish in the ethereal moment."

He named that move in his troubled times.

"You run so fast! Amazing!"  *clap   A clap sounded.

Then someone moved at him closer and...

"You better not to shame me in that paced you had. You are a pig running in the butcher house, do you know?" Someone with a feminine voice sounded.   

He felt his scalp tingled. It feels like a tickle in surprise!   

"This.." "Shit I'm dead!" He muttered loudly!   'Run Coward!'   His gut told him to! If not he would be eaten by this strange kind! 

"No!!" He yelled.

"So you know how to be a dog sometimes? Right?"   

He turned his head back, then... 

"Ah!" "So fucking hot!"   What he saw was not those Orangutans!   But a woman!   

  'This woman feels like heaven! I'm getting horny!' He thought. 

 *thud*   He falls in his back. "Ouch! That hurts!"   He was pushed by this beautiful woman!   

A man was dominated by this hot woman!

But his happiness was being stepped by her heel!

"Don't!" He said to stop but the woman added some force again. 

 "Ah!" He moaned.   

"So who are you?" The woman asked him. 

 'If I don't answer this, then my happiness... No!' He stopped his thought and began to think.   

'I'm sure you will fall to me woman!' He thought and acts.   

"I'm Park, Luis Park!" He moved and wiggled his hair handsomely then smiled.

  "Hehe.."   

'This is my own version 2.0 in getting a woman. With this handsome face! Fierce eyes! And gentle moves! No one can resist me!' He laughed hysterically in thought.   

'This man thought is mind gawking! He's shit!' The woman can read his thoughts. 

She can read thoughts! 

 "Hmm.." The woman pondered and loosed some little force.   "Okay. It seems you're new here?"   

'I'm saved!' He thoughtlessly sighed.   

'If you knew that why capture me? I'm just a handsome guy who lost his way! With that looks you're qualified to be my maid! Hehe or Maybe, maybe??!'   He thought maliciously and ponder the rest of his fantasies.

Then he started his bullshiting.

"I-i'm not. I'm just a traveller from far far far far away...." He declined and replied by stating a fact.

  "So?" She added at little force again! 

 "Ah!"   He felt the bomb treat!   

'Fuck this bitch doesn't even know how back I am then if you just know... if! Nevermind!'    He stopped his thought and minded out what he is going to reply next...   

"I will ask first--." Luis Park asked.   He wanted to but he stopped when he felt her heel again!  "Ugh... No... I won't ask!" 

 Feeling the pressure, he surrendered temporarily.   

'Once I get away from this situation you should not forget what you did to me!' He stated this.   

Then he thought another fact.   "I came from another country, as I said I'm a traveller!"

"What else do you know?" The woman asked him again.

"I don't know... Ahhh! Stop!" He felt his balls had souls.

'He's not faking it.' She thought. "Okay." The woman said.

"Eh? Is that it? That's all? Haha!"

"Nope. You still have some business there, I think you need to finish that first, hehe." She winked at him and run away.   

"Wait! What business?"   

"...."  "Oh my! Mama Mia!"    Luis Park felt like hell. 

"Orangutans!"   

To be continued... 

Satou, D. 

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