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2020-10-15 05:08:17The faint crunching of snow wakes Seth up from a deep slumber - branches stripped of leaves, his arms wrapped around a rifle covered in a thick cotton cloth. Nixon rubs his hands together, ears and nose red from the cold, his earrings clacking against the sides of his jaw. Seth takes in the scenery for a while, "What day is it?" In almost a whisper, Seth asks, eyes barely open, tired.
Nixon falls onto the snow-covered ground, quickly rocking himself back into a sitting position. "You've only been asleep for a few hours and you've forgotten what day it was?"
"Shut up..." Seth says weakly, falling onto the snow and letting himself sink into it. Seth slides the rifle from in between his arms over to Nixon who grabs the barrel of the gun and pulling it away from Seth. Nixon clears his throat, placing his rifle near his crossed legs. "I want... a woman..."
"What?"
Seth chuckles, "Where the hell are we?"
"Washington?"
"Alright..." Seth curses unde
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