“But- but you don't exist! You shouldn't- it's impossible. Oh my god, help me,” I panicked, scurrying into the farthest corner of the carriage, putting as much space between him and me as possible. I closed my eyes and pulled my knees to my chest. “You don't exist, death isn't alive. It's a thoughtless force of nature- it isn't sentient!”
He scoffed. “Oh, pity, so I'm not real? And here I was all this time, laboring under the delusion that I existed, when it was all just a lie. Hand me a handkerchief, I'm sniffling.”
“Stop mocking me. You're supposed to be silent. Death doesn't have a sense of humor.”
“Says who? My job would be depressing if I wasn't. Now open your eyes, little mortal- you have nothing to fear. I'm not here to collect your soul. Not yet, anyways.” His voice was soothing, almost musical, and it charmed my fear away. Cautiously, I opened an eye.
I inched forwards, slipping out of the blanket and tightening my coat around me. He opened the carriage door and offered me a hand. I took it and leapt down, surprised to feel fingers beneath his glove.
“I've heard of padded bras, but gloves? Really?” I said sarcastically, expecting to feel bones slender beneath.
“What?” he asked, confused. “Oh! You still think this is me?” He motioned to his grim visage. “Now Callie, think back on what I've said.”
My mind drew a blank. “Uhh...”
He sighed. “You're quite slow, aren't you?”
“What- no, I'm not! I'm just a bit taken aback by this freak show I've been forced to star in.” I glared at my kidnapper. “Sorry if I can't remember every little thing you say, Corpseboy.”
“I'm the Grim Reaper, the Masked Reaper. Follow me, little lamb? Or are you still lost in the pasture?”
“I'm not a sheep, idiot. Don't patronize me- hey!” I exclaimed as he grabbed my hands impatiently, thrusting my fingers against his bony cheeks. “Eww! Let go of me! What the heck are you doing?” I protested, recoiling at the feel of the skull beneath my fingers. But his grip remained firm, forcing me to trace the cool bone as his hands guided mine to the hollows beneath his brow.
“Feisty, aren't you?” he laughed harshly.
“Sure I am,” I spat through gritted teeth, fighting my disgust. “Can I have my hands back now, please? Jeeze, how do necrophiliacs find this attractive-” He pressed my index fingers under the hollows of his eyes, shutting me up as I squealed in disgust. Shocked, instead of finding maggots or rotten brains, I felt warm skin beneath the skull, as if...
“It- it's a mask!” I gaped. “But how- why- what?...” I trailed off, utterly confused. Confusion turned quickly to anger- I pried the mask from his face. “How dare you trick me into thinking that hideous thing was real, that any of this crap existed!” I screamed, glancing at the heavy disguise in my hands, so life-like it could've been on the shelves of forensics lab. It was as if a skull had been sawed off at the brow, and the inside was moist, like living bone. With a shriek of disgust I hurled it at him,
He watched patiently, hood darkening his face. I roiled: “Do you get your kicks out of scaring girls? You pathetic excuse for a man.”
He caught the mask effortlessly and tossed it into the hearse. “I wouldn't do that if I were you, little girl,” he warned. “You don't know what I'm capable of.”
“What? Giving mental wards a run for their money? Because you are bat crap insane.”
“Your life's getting shorter by the millisecond, Callie. At this rate, you'll be dead come morning.”
“The words of a serial killer.”
“You don't want to anger me, Callie. I'm not pleasant when my temper flares.”
“You weren't pleasant to begin with. You're psychotic.”
“That's it. I'm cutting out your tongue,” he said, voice flat with anger.
“With what? My knife, which you stole-” I shut up instantly as a huge scythe materialized in his hands. It appeared out of nowhere, towering over me with a wickedly curved blade. He bore it as if it were light as a feather, then stroked the edge fondly. In the blink of an eye the stranger grew monstrously tall.
“Lovely,” I said faintly.
“It is, isn't it?” he said adoringly, twirling his scythe like a baton. “She's my lady.”
“That's so... charming.”
Quick as lightning, the blade was pressed against my throat. I gasped, feeling the hair-thin edge dig into my flesh ever so lightly. “And you know what's even more charming? A dead girl. Especially if that girl was a pain while alive. They're beautiful as corpses- just like a rose. Blood-red and silent as the grave.”
“I actually pre- prefer freesia. Roses are cliché-”
“Did I ask which you preferred?” he said cuttingly.
I gazed up at his shadowed face. “No,” I whispered. “I was just trying to lighten the conversation.”
“I was quite enjoying where it was going,” he murmured, taking my chin in his hand and tilting my neck backwards. My face drained of color. I sent futile prayers to the stars, feeling the scythe slide against my skin.
“Please don't,” I begged, tears pricking my eyes.
“And why shouldn't I? You've done nothing all night but whine and give me a migraine.”
“If you're going to kill me, at least have the decency to do it without mocking me!” I said , closing my eyes and steeling myself for what could be a gruesome end.
“You're not going to beg for your life? No pleading or groveling at my feet?” he gloated.
“Damn it, either slice my throat open or take your instrument of death away from me!”
“You're not in much of a position to make demands, Callie.” I felt the cold metal slide down to my chest until the wicked point was arched over my heart. Tremors shook my body and crimson burst across my vision, as if the promise of pain was something I could see.
“I hate you!” I choked through sobs.
“An appropriate reaction.”
“You're going to kill me,” I breathed, not believing it.
“No- I was just going to slice off your tongue because you're a nuisance. But now that you suggest it.... dissecting you would be much more interesting. I just love dead girls.”
“I'm going to hurl if you keep this up, and if I do, I won't be such a clean corpse.”
“I'm the Angel of Death, my dear. I'm the patron of carnage and all things rotting. A bit of vomit is nothing compared to spewing blood and steaming entrails.”
“You- an angel? Yeah right. Unless you're a fallen one.”
“You don't believe me?”
“No! Angels don't exist, and if they did, they wouldn't abduct innocent girls and murder them with scythes they've got the hots for.”
I sensed him smirk beneath the shadows of his cloak. Taking one last glance at his scythe, he snapped it up and swung the blade in a vicious arc. “Watch your neck, love!” he declared, scythe flying towards me.
I ducked. He swiveled the blade so it swooped after me, like a hawk diving after its prey. I crashed to my knees, shielding my face from the oncoming blow. The cold metal sung as it sliced through the air, a heartbeat from my flesh-
“There,” he said softly. I felt the blade kiss my skin, light as a feather, and then its touch disappeared. Reeling, I opened my eyes and gazed up at him in terror. The scythe was gone. His chthonic laughter shook the ground like disembodied thunder.
I collapsed to my hands and knees. “This isn't funny at all,” I sobbed. Tears burned my eyes. I wiped snot from my nose. “You're heartless and sadistic.”
“I beg to differ. Your expressions were priceless. Did you know that you squeak when you're terrified?” he said, amused, then offered his hand. I slapped it away and struggled to my feet.
“Get away from me!” I demanded. “You make me sick.”
“And what? Leave you stranded in the woods?”
“I know where I am. I'm at the lake-” I stopped short, gasping as I realized the lake had disappeared. Instead we stood in a large glade, ringed by a circle of deciduous trees choked by vines that grew so close they twined together to form a solid wall. Wild roses clung to their branches and a few late blooms gleamed in the moonlight.
“This is impossible,” I whispered. A copse of gnarled apple trees grew near the wall, bearing obscenely red fruit. And the air- the air was warm, like an Indian summer. A breeze stirred the golden grass. Baffled, I stared at my impossible surroundings, searching for some kind of explanation.
A crow cawed. The bird shot through the air like an arrow, over the trees and towards me. It landed at my feet, pecking my shoes expectantly. “This is ridiculous,” I muttered, reaching into my pocket and giving it the last of my Craisins.
The crow scarfed them down then alighted on Corpseboy's shoulder, preening its feathers vainly. Corpseboy stroked its head. It perked up and hopped closer to its apparent master, then took the brim of his hood in its beak and pulled it down. The heavy fabric spilled across Corpseboy's back, revealing his face.
My eyes grew wide as saucers. Limbs weak, I instinctively fell to my knees. “Who are you?” I whispered, though it was a struggle to breathe, let alone speak.
“Death, m'dear. Haven't we settled this already?” he said, grinning wryly. I flinched at that smile, so terribly out of place amidst the harsh planes of his face.
“But who!” I demanded. No one on earth had a face so beautiful it was cruel. It was as if he were carved from pale stone, with features sharp as knives. Razor blade lips, cheekbones that sliced across his face, casting dark shadows. And those eyes- shadowed by muscled brows, their heavily-lashed softness mocked his piercing, narrowed gaze. He could see through my soul, under my skin and into my heart.
I felt his eyes burrow through mine like worms in a corpse. They were heavy as death. I cringed, shielding them from me. His unearthly perfection, like an avenging angel, shook me to the bone.
“Who am I? I have a thousand names; your kind has feared and worshiped me from the moment of your conception. I am the wolf and the raven, the silence of the night so thick you could slice it with a knife. I have witnessed the history of creation and will bring about its end. I am within and without everything, shepherding them ever closer to their terminal ends.” He paused, petting the crow idly. “But my friends call me Sam,” he added as an afterthought.“Melodramatic much?” I murmured, struggling to tame my amazement. I stumbled to my feet, brushing twigs and leaves from my dew-damp jeans.“Well, at least I don't swoon.”“I didn't swoon! It's just that this,” I said, motioning to his face, “was not what I expected.”“So what did you expect? A mouldering cadaver?” he laughed, blue-black hair cascading do
“If you value your life, then yes,” he said, helping me into the carriage and whistling to the horse. It snorted and he mounted its back, guiding it to the border of trees. The roan grunted, braying as it nosed the brambles. Peeking through the window, I watched in awe as the branches peeled back and the trunks bent to let the hearse pass through.A path appeared out of nowhere, its worn dirt lined by toadstools that glowed a faint blue. I could swear one was a fish belly-white gnome with an upturned cap, but once I blinked, he was gone. Corpseboy gazed about with reserved interest, watching as shadows crept by. Monstrous forms were hinted at by the shifting dark. His eyes were like lasers penetrating the night, casting red pools upon whatever they saw.Something growled and I jumped, startled. Not wanting to see what it was, I drew the curtains closed, huddling at the center of the carriage. The l
“Idiot,” he hissed, and the net of flame disappeared. The candles had melted to pools of wax on the graves. I sat there, quivering in horror and staring at the singed spot on the pavement that could have been me. Sighing heavily, he opened his palm and my cup came flying to him. He set it down with a harsh thud and sneered. “There, are you warm now?” he mocked.“Yes,” I mumbled, frightened by his burning eyes. “The candles...”“What about them?”“They- I wanted to see if they were reacting to your mood, or if I was imagining it...” I said, speaking to my lap. No way was I going to confront his poisonous gaze.“Look at me,” he said harshly. Biting my lips, I obliged and immediately flinched. He bared his fangs in a vicious sneer and, with mocking eyes, leaned closer over the table until he was
“Adieu, Pallor. Don't eat all the grass in the field, now,” he said to his steed, stroking its mane as Death's feet hit the ground running. The horse set about consuming the field like a lawn mower. Corpseboy gained velocity. The lead grew taut. He fanned his wings and suddenly, we were airborne.Wind rushed past me as he pumped his pinions. I sat back, mortified, and watched the world pass like a dream. The field rolled into forest, forest into stream, to fern-riddled glens and meadow ringed by trees. It was beautiful beyond compare, with the multi-hued stars and Milky Way like a river. Corpseboy himself looked like an angel of the night. His hair snaked behind him in a dusky halo and his skin, pale as starlight, glowed like polished stone.“You'll freeze, little fool, and then I really will have a body to put in the hearse,” he said.I refused to answer, longing for
Samael smiled indulgently. “Calm yourself, little mortal. And Michael- was Joan of Arc not nineteen when she led the French Army to victory? You've chosen women before whose talents and wisdom belie their age. Give me the same freedom- I see something in this mortal. She's spunky, and that's what I like.”“Those women were born leaders. They were fated to be great,” Michael said, eying me. “Of what use could she be to you?”“Fated!” Samael scoffed. “There is no destiny for mortals- they choose their own fates. It's easy for us to forget that when we're immortal. And this girl, why, she comes from the great land of America.” He motioned grandly. “There are few I am willing to work with. Scanty candidates that match my style. She has the freedom to be whatever she desires.”“If you insist, Samael,” Michae
Solomon raised his brows as I trudged into the dining room, bleary-eyed. He was scarfing down an omelet. Bits of cheese clung to his stubble.And he looked at me critically.“Well, Callie,” he snickered, “you take the 'beauty' out of beauty sleep.”“Maybe if you didn't snore like a foghorn, I'd get a bit more rest,” I retorted, wandering into the kitchen to fix myself a bowl of oatmeal. “Did dad already leave? And did he take the comics?”“Yes and yes.”“Darn it.”“And mom?”“Sleeping, obviously. She'd sleep through the Apocalypse. Wish I was an artist, then I could set my own hours...” he yawned, then gazed at me oddly. “What's that on your shoulder, eh, Callie?”Groggy, I glanced down at what I was wearing. The usual sweatpants and baggy t-shirt.
“I need a mortal assistant. The rewards for your service will be great- I can give you anything you desire. Just say the word, Callie. Promise to serve me.”The gravity of the situation hit me full on like an asteroid. I felt the blood drain from my cheeks as I stared out across the thinning countryside, giving way to suburbs. Against my will or not, I'd made a pact with the Devil-“No, I'm not. I'm much worse.”His malicious laughter rang through my head and I groaned, surrendering as reality shattered before me. Eva faded into the background as I watched a dirty milk truck barrel past. I stared grimly at the grinning cow on its side. A deli's neon lights flashed and dayworkers loitered around, hoping against hope for a day job, anything at all.“Yeah, I'm feeling a bit woozy...” I said faintly, noticing Eva's strained face.“
“What, would you like to be demoted to slave? Perhaps concubine?”“No. I want my normal life back, devoid of psychotic evil overlords, thank you very much,” I said, deflecting his hands. I stomped away. “And don't even think about following me.”“Psychotic evil overlord, eh? Hmm, I kind of like that- how about just 'Overlord'?”“Don't you have a job to do? Someone dies every second- go, Fido, fetch the bone!” I said caustically, turning the corner to see Morocco slumped over the gutter, his head skimming the bushes. “Rocco?” I cried out. “You did this to him!”“What? I just put him to sleep so he wouldn't interfere. We have important matters to attend to, you and I.”“I won't just leave him here. I'm driving back to his place And you are. Not. I