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“Fine,” I sighed heavily.  “But can't you just, oh, I don't know, snap your fingers and take us somewhere?”

His head shot backwards in rip-roaring laughter.  “Snap my fingers?  Toying with the fabric of reality is exhausting, maggot.  There's only so much energy I can expend at a given time.  And I prefer to keep mine reserved for less trivial matters.”

“So you can't teleport?”

“I can 'teleport' all I want, I'm a spiritual being.  But you're trillions upon trillions of atoms large and far too heavy to be transported through reality's seams with ease.  Which is why we ride.”

“You're calling me fat.”

“No, I'm calling you material.  Now get on, lamb- here's a helmet,” he said, tossing it to me.  I strapped it on, muttering darkly as I straddled the bike behind him.  His outfit had mysteriously changed to faded

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