I WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU

Good stalking, bad stalking, or Christmas stocking?”

“What the hell is good stalking? And what does Christmas have to do with anything?”

“Well, presents are fun to unwrap. Like Sharon probably thinks you are. Now that we know for sure you have nipples, you’re no longer hairy enough or scary enough to ward her away.”

I shake my head in disgust. “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. And for your information, she said she’s okay with body hair.”

Then she’s the perfect woman for you! A match made in heaven. Or, more literally, the cradle. Either way, Granny is hoping you’ll go after Sharon. She’d like to be a great-grandma one day.”

“Bring kids into this?”

“The world is a scary, shitty place no matter how you look at it. If by this you mean the best family that we ever chose with four great brothers to support you, some questionable goons, and one hellfire of a spitfire of a Granny, all of whom would always protect and love you,sharon, and any and all kids like we ourselves were prot