Chapter 018 Smell

There are enemies chasing after him, and the mandrill, like a frightened bird, is still thinking about circling around, hesitating, and it must have lost its way!

I suddenly realized that the entrance to the cave was most likely the mandrill’s choice made in a panic! It is very likely that it is also spinning in this intricate and continuous cave.

This way it will be much better. I am not afraid that you will get lost, but I am afraid that you will be clear! If you are wise enough to quickly throw your secondary bag where you are, then when we get the water, we won’t waste any more effort chasing you!

But if you think about it more carefully, this possibility seems too small. The mandrill is extremely greedy by nature, and it is extremely difficult to take something back from it unless it doesn't want it.

It seems that there is only one way left to get it back, and that is to kill it with your own hands!

There was a strong smell of monkey sex at the entrances on both sides, so the three of them had no choice but to sit on their knees and form a small circle, each expressing their opinions.

The fat man first said: "The one on the left! It must be the one on the left! The smell on the left is slightly stronger than that on the right . Although it is only a little bit thicker, it can't escape my nose. As an excellent laid-off worker Navigator, ahem... that... not only has a very solid sense of direction, but also a first-class sense of smell! I can already smell the smell of fear, hidden in the passage of my fingers, absolutely It can’t be wrong!”

Fatty's nonsense is common, but it is rare that he looks serious. Judging from the way he swears, he seems to be very confident.

The fat man has indeed been sailing for several years, but the title "old sailor" seems to have nothing to do with him. When sailing on the sea, is there any necessary relationship between sailing and smell? The sea is boundless, and sea breeze and sea salt are the best choice to mask the smell. Moreover, after sailing on the sea for many years, the smell we smell is single, so it stands to reason that the nose should be degenerated.

I was about to ask the fat man if he was eager to chase the mandrill, so he pointed out a random path. If so, we might as well throw away our shoes.

But at this moment, Long Wu, who was silent, suddenly spoke. "I think the second child is right! Go this way!"

Long Wu suddenly spoke and agreed with Fatty's idea, which I never expected.

Long Wu has sharp senses that are different from ordinary people. Sometimes even faster than a leopard! He nodded and agreed to go this way, and I had nothing more to say.

So Long Wu took the lead, and the three of them set off again with momentum.

The fat man was at the back this time. He had just climbed less than ten meters when he suddenly whispered to me from behind: "Well...Old Cao, did you hear clearly just now?"

I turned around and saw the fat man’s huge backpack. He couldn’t climb in the hole because it was parallel to the backpack, so he kept pushing the backpack in front.

I asked him through the gap between my backpack and the cave: "Do you hear something clearly?"

"Oops! I knew you weren't paying attention! Didn't you hear that you just called me dick? Long Wu called me dick!"

I suddenly recalled that Long Wu had indeed mentioned the word second child just now, but at that moment he was thinking about how they made the judgment. So I didn't pay too much attention to the title.

I said, "Isn't this a good thing? It means that the three brothers in Zhelong Valley have finally become friends! Earlier, it's not that they didn't agree to us, they just didn't respond with superficial words. They are real action people and let their actions speak for themselves. !”

After hearing what I said, the fat man seemed very excited.

"Okay! It's really good! I like action people! Hehe... Then is my current position wrong? How can I let my second brother take the lead? Stop him quickly. Let's go back and replace me. Go to the front! ”

I asked the fat man to stop messing around, and said to him: "If there is a seniority ranking, I should be the one in the front. We are all brothers. We will be in the same boat in the future. Don't mess with the nonsense now. Whoever is more skilled should be at the front!" And you are too weak to turn around. If something unexpected happens, Long Wu and I will be far away by the time you turn around!

The fat man was still immersed in joy and emotion during the first half of the song, but he could hear it at the end.

"This...this was all well said just now, why did you ignore me in the end?"

While talking to the fat man, he climbed much slower. Long Wu was at the front, already some distance away from me. He stopped, half turned his head, and shone a flashlight at me to carefully examine the cause.

I didn’t know how much of my whispers with Fatty were overheard just now, so I told Fatty to stop talking nonsense and I wouldn’t ignore him. The third child was waiting in front and got anxious, so we hurriedly climbed together.

The three of them once again maintained a fixed distance. I asked the fat man what happened just now and why his nose suddenly worked so well. If he wasn't blinded just now, tell me the reason honestly and quickly.

But the fat man didn't want to answer honestly. He wanted to play it off. He laughed strangely and said to me: "Hey, what day is it today? I have to take a closer look. Boss Cao actually asked me a question. What if I tell you this?" Are you saying that the two of us can take care of the 700,000 yuan in one go?"

The fat man was thinking about those seventy bundles of red banknotes. Even though he was usually a talkative person, he took my words very seriously. Since that day when I confiscated his property and returned it to him, he has mentioned the money to me more than once, hoping that I would change my story and let him put down the stone in his heart.

I don’t want to mention the money thing because I find it annoying, but when dealing with people like Fatty, you have to use aggressive methods, and they always work, and they always work!

After some sharp verbal attacks from me, the fat man finally became anxious.

"Hey, Boss Cao, don't be so quick to laugh at me. Don't think I'm lying to tease you. When I was running a boat, there was a rule in the industry that you could make any kind of joke on land. But when you go to the sea, you must have a guard on your mouth. You can't talk nonsense, otherwise you will incur the wrath of Poseidon. Poseidon is the god of justice. The last thing he can't tolerate is lies. He will definitely release his high priest for those who tell lies. The body transformed into a giant beast called Xiluo. This giant beast is hundreds of meters long and can overturn a ship as if it were a joke."

Then the fat man told a story from the past, which was about his friend who lived in the same cabin with him when he was running a boat. This man had a dull personality and was taciturn. I only have one special hobby, which is strong liquor coffee.

I'm afraid only the fat man among the three people present knows what it tastes like when Chinese liquor is mixed with Western coffee.

At first, the fat man thought this man's behavior was weird. If he wanted to drink, he would sip from a small cup, and if he wanted to drink coffee, he would take a big gulp. What does it feel like to mix two unrelated things together? It's probably going to be extremely unpleasant to drink. It's really strange for this person to be able to maintain this habit every day!

Then one day, the cargo ship traveling on the vast sea suddenly encountered a violent typhoon, and the waves were more than three feet high! The originally calm blue sea suddenly became rough and dark, as if it wanted to swallow up all the creatures on the sea.

The captain immediately turned on all the red lights on the ship and ordered the crew to quickly maintain the stability of the cargo ship at all costs! After struggling like this for three or four hours, the fat man, who had never been seasick before, actually became seasick.

Everyone knows that everyone who drowns will be in water. This fat man, who has never been seasick, felt what it was like for the first time that the world was spinning, and his feet could not touch the ground. He vomited for a long time, until he felt that a certain part of his intestines had been blocked in the middle of his throat. He was allowed to vomit again. Take a few bites and you might be able to see what you had for dinner the night before!

The fat man said that he didn't expect anyone else at that time. Just let yourself vomit out your intestines. Even if it hurts to death, it is better than the feeling of being so confused that you can't even stand!

But at this moment, the guy who drank coffee and drank wine appeared. He pulled the fat man into the cabin, holding in his hand the kettle that he usually used to drink coffee and drink. The mouth of the pot was stained with gray and black traces of accumulated coffee slime. !

The fat man said with his last breath: Brother! It's time, I really can't stand your torture. If you are kind enough, just let me go. I don't need you to save me!

That guy was usually very eccentric, but now the fat man didn't say anything to his ears, pinched his nose, picked up the coffee pot, and poured it in with all his strength.

The fat man said that he really didn’t want to recall the taste in his mouth at that time. It was originally the sour smell of gastric juice, but suddenly mixed with spicy white wine and coffee. The feeling was really indescribable!

But after pouring in a pot of white wine coffee, within a minute, the fat man felt that the messed up brains in his head seemed to have returned to their original places. Moreover, his legs were no longer numb, his arms were no longer cold, and he could even help himself. I stood up against the railing, just reminiscing about the liquid that passed through my mouth and tongue just now. It was spicy, bitter, and sour. I couldn't give an adjective to judge it based on past experience! It’s just that the body that was originally out of control is gradually becoming more relaxed. After a while, apart from feeling empty in the stomach, there is no other abnormality!

Although the white wine and coffee saved the fat man from being seasick and about to faint once like a magic medicine, but later the fat man asked the buddy: What kind of liquor did you use and where did you buy the coffee, but the buddy didn't mention a word, and Even if I want to take another bite, I can't.

Because every time the guy mixes liquor with coffee, he always takes a bottle without any label. It seems that he has prepared a large number of them before boarding the ship, so the fat man's plan to take a sneak peek was foiled.

Later, he also bought various kinds of liquor and coffee and tried them, but every time he mixed them, they were not the same. They were either extremely unpleasant to drink or extremely unpleasant to taste. In short, they were difficult to swallow! Comparing various kinds of coffee, Fatty carefully recalled the taste at that time, and suddenly felt that the dark earth-colored liquid seemed not to be coffee, but the color was very similar to coffee, which he had preconceived.

Later, after returning to land, Fatty discovered that his nose seemed to be working much better than before! Especially when he is nervous, he is more sensitive.

I thought that no one except me would pay attention to the fat man's nonsense, but I didn't expect that the fat man had just finished speaking. Long Wu suddenly said: "That is indeed not coffee, but Kangba powder! It is made from Yunnan velvet fruit crushed into powder!"