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32 - This Feels Much Better!
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'A fine lady is supposed to behave.'
'A fine lady is supposed to be virtuous.'
'A fine lady is supposed to… dammit, I am fine but not a lady, ah!'
Even back in the Land of Celestial Deities, Yin was not best known for her pranks. No, she was infamous for her irritable personality and short temper, the nightmare of every mortal and immortal who happened to cross her path. She wasn't stingy when it came to giving face smacks, and her filter-free mouth could cause even the Thousand-armed Buddha to lose his temper.
One would have thought that as a daughter of Primordial Chaos, who was praised to be more beautiful than the moon, she would be a woman as gentle as water and as pure as ice.
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