Let's get a divorce...wait a honeymoon ticket??

"Tasty hun?"

My fork dropped immediately as I turned to look at the masculine creature with a smile on his lips. I wouldn't have felt so embarrassed if the pastai wasn't all over my mouth. It was clear evidence. As I tried to talk I choked and coughed. He handed a bottle of water to me.

"Drink!" he said. I hurriedly collected it and gulped some.

"Thanks" I managed to say

"You should have said you wanted to eat, why do you have to steal?" He said walking to the fridge taking a tuna from it.

"I didn't steal it," I stubbornly said.

"Then what did you do?" He turned to me, fixing his concentration on me.

"I..I..I only took it" I stammered

"Well you could have it all, it's all yours anyway" he said and left the kitchen.

Damn! I was caught. I let my guard off! My gaze goes to the leftover pasta. I smiled.

Lucky me! I had the chance to eat it all now. I carried the pot, sat on the stool and placed it on the bar. I don't have to rush now. It was all mine! It didn't take my hungry ass long to finish it. When I was done. I cleaned myself and left the kitchen.

"No Jennifer" I heard him say when I walk past the sitting room, I waited to eavesdrop

"The client has been troublesome anyway," he said again.

Oh! Business talk.

What was I even thinking anyway?

I moved to my room and shut the door behind me, I laid on the bed looking at my ceiling with a smile on, when I belched , the scent of the pasta came to my nose again.

Ah! Barry was such a great cook

**

The class was silent. Ella was slightly looking at me. She had signalled to me earlier for answers and I had also signalled for her to wait. The biology test was not really difficult. But I knew Ella needed help with it.

"20 minutes more," my teacher shouted.

I squeezed the paper I had written answers on earlier and threw it to her. She caught it immediately and opened it, then I saw her mouth open like she was overwhelmed then she started chuckling. What was so funny about biology questions? I guess she was happy she was going to pass this course.

"Ella stand up" I heard our teacher say.

Fear gripped me ,we were going to be caught!

"Hand it over" the lecturer asked for the paper Ella was squeezing in her palm.

"It's nothing ma" she replied in fear trying to hide it as much as she can. The teacher dragged the paper and opened it.

Shit! She would know we were cheating. How careless was Ella. I'm definitely going to kill her if I fail my favorite course.

"I had sex with Barry last night?" The teacher read out from the paper.

Wha...??

My heart skipped.

That name sounds familiar.

All the students turned to look at me.

Obviously. I have no idea how it spread but everyone knew my husband's name was Barry. They gazed at me with overwhelming, confused ,shocked, stares. Some were laughing, some just staring ,some taking the opportunity to copy from others.

"Couldn't you wait for the class to be over before you could tell your friend about your husband?" my teacher turned to me.

I was thoroughly embarrassed.

That wasn't what I wrote!

 I looked at my desk to see that what I wrote was still on the table. But how come that was passed. I wanted to, but I couldn't defend myself. I'll just land into more trouble.

My seat partner gave me a devilish smile.

I now understand

He changed the paper I sent to Ella.

"Submit everyone" the teacher announced after seeing the class rowdy. He hurriedly collected all our scripts and left.

"How was it?" Almost all my classmates chorused and rushed to ask me.

"Get out" I yelled in annoyance, my voice shaky.

Some laughed at me.

"Leave the girl alone she doesn't want to tell us her experience with her husband..you also go get married" one of my mates said shooing them away.

Was that supposed to make me feel better?

Every single word angered me!

"So you mean she's not a virgin again" a girl gasped and there were many murmurs.

I just sat there, surprised, shocked 

This is how I might continue living my life!

**

When Barry came to pick me up at school. He saw I was sad. I could see through the expression on his face. He had a slight frown when he saw my sad face, but he didn't dare to ask me what was wrong at school, I would end up embarrassing him. Why should he mend in my affairs? I was usually this way all the time though. But I heard sore eyes from tears so it was noticeable.

"Mind telling me what's wrong?" He asked in the car and I gave no reply as usual. "You look really sad today," He said again. 

Have I ever been happy?

It has always been a bad experience for the past few months I got married to him.

No peace of mind, always picking up a fight, I even got lean.

If this is how all marriage was then I better quit!

Barry stopped the car

"Two soda drinks please" he ordered from a kiosk nearby and they sold it to him.

"Care for? "he asked me, pointing to a drink. Why did he order two, if he had doubts I wouldn't take it from him?

"Could we talk when we get home" I said rejecting the drink

"This would be the nicest thing you've said to me since we got married" he said and gave a smirk.

I ignored how that was cute and gave him a straight face.

"Sure we'll talk..we would definitely talk" he replied, happier than I've ever seen him.

"Thanks," I replied.

"There is no problem Violet..you can talk to me whe...."

I increased the volume of the song in the car. I had said we should talk at home, not now, he shouldn't take advantage of opportunities. I really need to think.

He shut up as I increased the volume and we had a silent drive

**

We got home and I got down as usual, no letting him enter the garage to park his car. I opened the door and moved to the sitting room. Today has been the worst day of my life! Everyone one thinks Barry and I had had sex. I needed to call all this off. To prove to them he hadn't even touched me! The door opened and he came in.

"So.." he started

"I want to talk to you so take a seat" I cut in, ordering him.

He gave me a glare before taking his seat

"Eerhm..we both know..that we are not happy about this marriage..and you have just been stupid enough not to voice out to our parents.." I paused as he gave me a semi deadly glare that made me want to rephrase my words.

"I mean we have been stupid enough not to voice out to our parents" I said emphasizing the we. "So if we insist on not telling them then we should get a divorce then" I said to him.

"A divorce?" He asked

I nodded.

"Well that's a good one" he said again

Yippee!

My worms jumped.

"Oh thank you" I said so happily with a wild smile. Not like I had a better say in the house, but it was obvious Barry didn't like this marriage also. It was totally normal for him to agree to this.

"But if we take a divorce, how will our parents not know about it?" He asked

I hit my palm on my forehead and laughed "Psst.. Fool, we won't let them know" I said, still laughing.

I stopped when he didn't laugh. Oh I had called him a fool.

Gosh that was one thing I hated in a marriage like this, I couldn't insult him at free will. We are definitely getting a divorce!

"Okay then..a divorce!" He said and I jumped up. There was a different joy filling my heart, it was all going to be over soon.

"Thank you Barry thank you" I said and he also smiled.

"Well since we would be divorcing then try to play nice!" he said. I scowl at him. "Come on..it's not that I like you, we do not like each other, .r do you like me?"he smirks.

"Hell no!" I retorted

"Well then. Play nice!" he chuckles.

"Owkay Barry.." I rolled my eyes and grabbed my bag and head upstairs.

"I'll make you lunch!"he shouted behind me.

"I'll try not to reject it!" I shouted back and I heard him chuckle. This is the longest conversation we both have had during this marriage.

At least today wasn't a bad day after all

**

I yawn and groan slightly as the light through my window peered directly into my eye.

I changed direction and rolled over the bed as I buried my face in the pillow. I didn't want to wake up yet. But I had to. The thought of getting a divorce as fast as possible has been on my mind throughout the night. We needed to discuss the fastest method. I had to prove to my classmates I was still a virgin.

"Ow!' 'My hand hit the plates on the bed as I stretched. I sat up to see the leftover grains from the food Barry prepared for me yesternight.

I had eaten his food?

Well it was..

It was so great and seeing the plates now makes me savor my thoughts again.

I stood up and stretched one more time as I looked at the mirror in front of me checking out my simple small breasts with my two nips pointing at the mirror.

I really need to take a picture of this. To tell the world my nipple still stands and it's untouched. To show them I have not been touched by any man. At least It should be evidence..I think?

I look down at my pubic part. It was well shaved and only a little hair could be seen. I turn around to look at my hips and butts and I smile when I see a good feminine sight.

I had always slept naked from when I was born. I don't know why my mum brought me up with that but I wouldn't feel comfortable if I wore clothes.

I sleep naked and of course wake naked. Seeing my good figure in the mirror, I smile again. Violet was growing up. This 17 year old girl in front of the mirror was already becoming a young adult.

I clear all my thoughts as I grab my long bathroom robe and put it on, slipping my hands through and tying the ropes at the front. I picked up the plates and headed downstairs to the kitchen.

Hmmmn. Barry was in. He was cooking again! Oh my, what is that in the pot?

I move to the zinc as I swallow my saliva and I drop the plates.

"At least say good morning..we are still having a divorce!" He said and I shrugged.

"Good morning," I greeted. He turns back to look at me and shakes his head "Our parents sent for us" he said and the plate in my hand almost fell

"What? You told them about the divorce. I should never have trusted you to keep it a secret!" I yelled

"Hey Violet chill okay? I didn't tell them anything about the divorce..this is just a coincidence..I got a call this morning that we should come over to your house.."

"Really..."

"Yes..look trust me..I could never tell them about the divorce okay? Because I want the same..so cool those nerves and let us hear what they have to say" he said and I sigh.

"Okay" I said, trying to calm my nerves.

"Get ready, breakfast will be ready soon!" He said and I moved away from the kitchen.

My parents, calling? This better be good!

**

A warm hug embraced me that I almost choke to death

"So happy to see you too ma'am" I said to the woman who happened to be my mother in law and she ushered us in. Trying to picture when last I came inside my humble home. That was two months ago. Geez I miss home, it feels so nice and different, so different again.

It was a long walk to the dinning and I could see from afar as the whole family sat at the dinning like we are holding a banquet. I turn to look at Barry and sigh. This better be good. I have been reassuring myself since we left home.

"Welcome darlings" My mother welcomed us with an exaggerated smile and we took a seat beside each other. Little Millie giggled as I touched her hair and bent to give her a kiss. I missed my sister.

"Cheers" my father said and raised his glass and we all made a toast. My mum served everyone food but I couldn't take my eyes off that roasted chicken. I knew that was my mum's doing and I missed that part of her. We all started eating after a short prayer from Barry's dad.

"You look beautiful," my mum said to me.

No mum, I don't! I've been lean from thinking too much!

"Thanks mum" I replied with a smile you wouldn't know was fake.

"All thanks to him right?" She said to me again with a wink. I replied to her with the former smile.

"We called for you two" My father in law said and I sat up. I was so eager to know why this meeting was happening.

Start already!

One could tell with the expression on my face that I was anxious and nervous to hear what he wanted to say.

"We have planned to give you guys a surprise!" My father said,

I hate surprises from both parents.

"A surprise?" Barry asked and they all nodded at once.

"Then spill it out already dad!" I said so eager

"Here it is.." my dad said, bringing out a small paper and handing it to Barry. I turned to Barry as he opened it and kept staring. I raised my brows at him. He didn't look too happy.

"Come on..show it to your wife" his mum said and he handed it over to me.

"A honeymoon ticket?" I screamed as I read from the paper.