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Bingo, she thinks I'm funny.

Author: K. K. Winter
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Lenox pov

"I can't believe we're related," Luka's voice rings out behind me right as I move closer to Sarah. I swear, my brothers are prime cockblockers.

That's not fair. Both of them had fun, and I worked so hard to set up the mood for her, even made sure we would have an audience, and now Luka's here to start some shit with me again.

I groan, turn around to face him and raise an eyebrow.

Luka grins and crosses his arms in front of his chest, "You promised a woman you wouldn't cut her if you two had sex; that's what I'm implying to, Lenox. No sane person does that."

Well, I have to give him credit for making an effort to wear something. It's not much, but sweatpants are more than enough to cover his micro-dick, so I'm good.

"Brother, there are two kinds of Alphas in this world," I raise two fingers and smirk. "Those who can take a joke and those who are failures. Which one do you prefer to be?"

I, for one, know Luka can't take a joke, but there's no way he'll say he failed
K. K. Winter

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Tanya Schefter
I am absolutely loving this book!!! Lenox is a freaking riot .........
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Witty_Red
bwahahahahahaaa!!! Lennox cracks me up!
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Mariana Brown
I really don’t get his joke though. I feel like I’m missing something
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