A BAD MIRACLE

"There is no harm in trying, ma'am. I am not saying that you are, but just so to be sure."

Can someone please give me a very reasonable reason why I shouldn't fire this nosy bitch! Men, how annoying can people be, really? First, she made me muffle my lungs out with that ridiculous hoax she pulled back there. Freaking, right? After chasing her away to go get me a glass of water to ease my restlessness, she came back with this shitty thing she calls a pregnancy kit or whatever, insisting that I should test for pregnancy.

I mean, who is she to insist on that? Who made her my doctor? Does she know the intensity of what she is insinuating? No, of course not, because she won't be here insensitively ranting, so forget that for now, but how can I be pregnant? For God's sake, what sort of a joke is that?

I admit that we haven't used protection all those times we have had sex with Jerol but, he has a problem, right? Good grief! I am thankful that he is not even here to listen to this stupid jo