Lie for Me

Ethan

"Awww fuck," I grumbled as I walked toward the hotel bar.

Frank turned around and shook his head. "They didn't just go for the magazines and the newspapers. They went for the major networks."

I sat down on a barstool beside him and watched as the reporter on the huge screen in front of us interviewed Amber about me knocking her up and leaving her high and dry. Tilting my head to the side, I studied her.

"I've never seen that girl a day in my life." I leaned in and tried to remember having sex with her.

"That doesn't mean too much, Ethan. You're somewhat known for being promiscuous."

"Does that mean whore in French?" I winked at him and tapped the counter. "I didn't fuck that girl. I rarely go for redheads."

"What?" He chuckled. "Why?"

"They're too dominant or too docile. There is no in between with those women." I turned and glanced around the hotel to find several people staring my way in what appeared to be disgust. "This should be a fun hump to get over."

"You like humps." Fr