Chapter 34 It’s so embarrassing
Borrow money from Bai Wanqing?
Bai Wanqing might even take the opportunity to ridicule him. When he thought that he had kissed Bai Wanqing forcefully last night, he gave up the idea of borrowing money from Bai Wanqing.
As for Du Jingrou, he could lend her money, but the problem was that no one knew where Du Jingrou was now. What's more, what Zhang Yang and Du Jingrou did last night made Zhang Yang feel that he should not take the initiative to find Du Jingrou, so as to avoid Du Jingrou misunderstanding that he had other ideas!
After thinking about it, Zhang Yang remembered someone. Although that person might not necessarily lend him money, nothing in the world is absolute and no one can say for sure. She would definitely lend him money!
Zhang Yang picked up his phone and called Li Kexin. The phone rang five or six times before he heard Li Kexin's voice. "What's the matter?"
"I realized I forgot my wallet. Lend me fifty bucks!"
"No money!" Li Kexin didn't know where the anger came from.
"What are you doing? I helped you yesterday, how can you turn against me?" Zhang Yang said.
"You still have the nerve to talk about what happened last night. Isn't it just asking you to do a favor? It's better for you to run away, causing me to explain to my mother for a long time last night...!"
Zhang Yang suddenly laughed, "Didn't I tell you, I saw someone I know, otherwise, how could I run away!"
Hearing Zhang Yang's words, Li Kexin stopped and murmured, "That's right, you did help yesterday... Okay, I'll lend you the money!"
"That's great. I have ten minutes to get to the door of the building. Please wait for me there!"
"Won't you come up and get it?" Li Kexin asked.
"I take a taxi and I'm worried that the taxi driver won't let me get in!"
"You... you still take a taxi if you don't have money!" Li Kexin couldn't help complaining after hearing Zhang Yang's words.
"Didn't you find this out when you got in the car?" Zhang Yang laughed!
"You're so cruel. This is the only time. There won't be a next time!" said Li Kexin.
Li Kexin helped Zhang Yang pay the fare. Zhang Yang came to his seat and sat down. "Manager Li, you are a good person!"
"Don't give me that. Remember to pay me back!" Li Kexin said.
"Oh, of course I remember!" Zhang Yang agreed.
Zhang Yang didn't have much to do in the company, just looking around and occasionally playing computer games. While he was playing games, his phone suddenly received a text message. Zhang Yang picked it up and saw that it said: Take a roll of toilet paper to the bathroom on the west side of the fourth floor!
Zhang Yang suddenly received a text message from Li Kexin, asking him to get a roll of toilet paper and go to the bathroom on the west side of the fourth floor!
When Zhang Yang received this text message, he thought he was dazzled!
Did Li Kexin have water in her head or something? She let a grown man like him go to the bathroom with toilet paper in his hand!
Is it possible that Li Kexin still thinks that Zhang Yang is the cleaning lady who cleans the toilet?
Zhang Yang couldn't understand what Li Kexin was thinking, and he didn't know what Li Kexin had in mind, so he actually asked him to deliver toilet paper!
However, since Li Kexin has already said it, Zhang Yang can only do it!
I rummaged through Li Kexin's drawer twice and found toilet paper. I took the toilet paper and took the elevator!
The bathroom on the west side of the fourth floor is rarely used. It is where the company's warehouse is located. People who go to the warehouse to look for things usually pass by there!
Zhang Yang didn't know how Li Kexin got there to use the bathroom. At this time, he didn't want to think about it clearly. He arrived at the bathroom door on the west side of the fourth floor.
Standing at the door, Zhang Yang was slightly startled. This was the women's bathroom. Could it be that she let herself in like this?
Zhang Yang took his mobile phone to call Li Kexin. As soon as the call was connected, Li Kexin's voice came in, "When will you arrive?"
"I'm here!" Zhang Yang said.
"Then bring it in!" Li Kexin urged.
Zhang Yang murmured, "This is the women's bathroom. I don't have such a hobby. I don't want to go in!"
"Why don't you have this kind of hobby? You are a psychopath...!" Just as Li Kexin said this, she suddenly stopped. She remembered what her cousin said to her. Never mention this matter in front of Zhang Yang. , that will only irritate him!
Li Kexin's words had already reached her lips, so she had to take them back and urged, "Okay, okay, come in quickly, there is no one here!"
Zhang Yang hesitated for a moment and then walked in!
"Where?" Zhang Yang asked.
"Here it is!" Behind a partition, Li Kexin knocked on the door.
Zhang Yang stretched out the toilet paper from above!
"Don't let me do this again!" Zhang Yang muttered.
"What are you doing with toilet paper? I want sanitary napkins!" Li Kexin suddenly said angrily.
"You said you wanted toilet paper?" Zhang Yang said.
"I want sanitary napkins, you... you go back and get them for me!" Li Kexin urged.
Zhang Yang was obviously very reluctant and complained, "I'm not your slave...!"
Before he finished speaking, he heard Li Kexin say, "Then I still lent you money this morning. How do you calculate this?"
"Okay, okay, you win, I'll just go back and get it for you. Women are really troublesome!" Zhang Yang muttered.
Zhang Yang went back and found the sanitary napkin from Li Kexin's drawer. He carefully put it in a plastic bag and returned to the bathroom.
This is something women use. Zhang Yang doesn't want others to see it, otherwise it will be funny. This is something stupid he won't do.
When he got to the bathroom, he handed the sanitary napkin to Li Kexin.
Just when Zhang Yang turned around and was about to leave, a female colleague just walked in. When she saw Zhang Yang, she just glanced at him, walked to her mouth without any reaction, and opened a partition door!
boom!
She closed the door!
Three seconds later, she suddenly screamed, "Pervert...!"
Zhang Yang probably never imagined that one day he would be considered a pervert, and even be called a pervert by a female colleague in the company!
He was very wronged, even more wronged than Dou E!
He is not a pervert who wants to go to the women's bathroom, he really helps Li Kexin deliver sanitary napkins!
Zhang Yang stood at the door of the women's bathroom, wanting to rush in and tell the shouting female colleague that he was innocent. If he wanted to blame, it would be Li Kexin who was responsible for all this. She had nothing to do with him. It has nothing to do with Ding Dian, he is so kind!
But the current situation is obviously not that he rushes in, but that he is thinking about how to deal with the current situation.
Obviously, the female colleague's voice will call a lot of people. When the time comes... Zhang Yang can't imagine it anymore. All he has to do now is to run away immediately!
But Li Kexin's voice came over, "Okay, Zhang Yang is fine, I have already explained it to her, and she apologizes to you!" Li Kexin stood behind Zhang Yang and started washing her hands.
"Is there really nothing wrong?" Zhang Yang asked uncertainly.
"I've told you, there's nothing to worry about!" Li Kexin wiped her hands, looked at Zhang Yang again, and said, "Remember, don't tell anyone about what happened today!"
"I know. I'm just talking nonsense!" Zhang Yang curled his lips. Suddenly, he asked in a low voice, "How come you are here without any preparation? Did you suddenly find that you can't do it when you get here? Then shouldn't you thank me?"
"Go...if you dare to say it, I will tell your secret to everyone. Who is afraid of whom?" Li Kexin snorted coldly.
"My secret? Do I still have secrets?" Zhang Yang asked after hearing Li Kexin's words.
Li Kexin snorted coldly, "You know it in your heart, I won't say more!"
Li Kexin didn't say anything more and walked past Zhang Yang, which made Zhang Yang confused. He didn't know what Li Kexin meant by "fall to the ground"!
When it was almost noon, Zhang Lishan arrived at the planning department and called Li Kexin to the office. After the office door was closed, Zhang Lishan asked, "Xiao Li, I heard that Zhang Yang went to the women's bathroom today. What on earth is going on?" ?”
"Manager, how do you know?" Li Kexin was startled and muttered subconsciously, "I've explained it to her, why doesn't she believe it?"
Zhang Lishan laughed when she heard Li Kexin muttering over there, "What did you say?"
"It's nothing... Manager, in short, I prove that there is nothing wrong with Zhang Yang. He is helping me deliver... sanitary napkins!" Li Kexin said.
Zhang Lishan laughed, "Actually, I also know that Zhang Yang is not a pervert. The reason why I came to you is to remind you to be careful. It is best not to fall in love in the company, as this will affect your work!"
"Manager, no, you misunderstood. How could I fall in love with him? Even if I never get married, I would never fall in love with him!" When Li Kexin said this, she added, "He is not a man!"
"She's not a man?" When Zhang Lishan heard Li Kexin's words, she was slightly startled and looked at Li Kexin. When Li Kexin saw that she had let it slip, she simply said it. Thinking of this, Zhang Lishan said, "He is sick in his heart. !”
Zhang Lishan did not say anything. Li Kexin continued, "He is the kind of man... we can be sisters after all. Manager, my cousin is his doctor. She told me all this!"
When Zhang Lishan heard Li Kexin's words, she sighed and said, "How can a good man have that tendency? I really can't tell!"
"I think so too, but manager, you must keep it a secret. Don't let others know about this!" Li Kexin warned.
Li Kexin returned to the planning department lobby from Zhang Lishan's office. When she came back, she saw Zhang Yang holding a mouse in his hand and playing a game.
"Be careful, this is a company, it won't be good if people see you!" Li Kexin reminded.
"Oh, I got it!" Zhang Yang promised, but his hand did not move away from the mouse. He was still playing the game, as if he had not heard what Li Kexin said!
Li Kexin glanced at Zhang Yang, snorted coldly, and ignored Zhang Yang.
The phone rang for a while, and Li Kexin picked up the office phone and said, "What do you mean, the police are looking for Zhang Yang? They're downstairs... Well, let her come up!"As soon as Li Kexin hung up the phone, she looked at Zhang Yang who was still playing games across the street, "There is a policeman downstairs who wants to see you. I asked her to come up. Think about it for yourself, did you do something illegal?""No, I am innocent, how could I do something illegal? I never do that kind of thing!" Zhang Yang shook his head and denied, "This must be a misunderstanding!""Misunderstanding? People have already come forward, and there is still a misunderstanding!" Li Kexin snorted, obviously not believing Zhang Yang's explanation.Zhang Yang laughed and said, "Come up here. It's not like I haven't been to the police station before...!" When Zhang Yang said this, he suddenly paused and took back what he was going to say next."I knew yo
Zhang Yang has never driven a car since he arrived in Zhonghai City. Taking a taxi in Zhonghai City is inconvenient after all. Zhang Yang plans to buy a car!Zhang Yang doesn't like Japanese cars after all. He is always not too cold about those Japanese things. Zhang Yang did not say hello to Bai Wanqing, but came to the car 4S shop alone!After a few casual glances, he finally decided to buy a silver-white Chevrolet. Zhang Yang paid cash and could take delivery of the car immediately. Zhang Yang drove his newly purchased car back to the company building.Zhang Yang did not expect that not long after he returned to the company, Zhou Jingwen found the company again. However, this time Zhou Jingwen did not come to trouble Zhang Yang. She received a notice from above that someone said a bomb was installed nearby!"Bomb? Are you kidding? Where is this place? How can there be a bomb?" When Zhang Yang heard Zhou Jingwen say that a bomb was installed nearby,
"Nonsense, I don't believe it. It's like you saw it with your own eyes. It's true!" Zhou Jingwen obviously didn't want to believe Zhang Yang's words."You don't believe it, do you? Then how about we look for it now... It doesn't have to be too complicated. As long as you have access to the Internet, you can find it in a while!""Why should I believe you?" Zhou Jingwen asked."You don't have to believe it, I'm not forcing you to believe it anyway!" Zhang Yang suddenly waved his hand, "Whether you want to believe it or not, I have said it, and the rest is yours. It’s over, I’m going back to sleep!”"Wait!" Zhou Jingwen paused for a moment after hearing what Zhang Yang said. "Okay, I'll trust you this time, but I won't take you back to my house. Let's... let's go to the Internet cafe and surf the Internet. I'll give you two hours. If you don't find a clue that convinces me within two hours, I will definitely not let you off this time!""Just two hou
Snapped!Zhou Jingwen hung up the phone directly!Zhang Yang rubbed his nose. This Zhou Jingwen was too unreasonable. What do you mean he was dead? He just did her a favor!However, this is no joke, that is dozens of lives. Even if Zhang Yang likes to joke, he knows that he can't joke at this time!"Honey, I'm going out!" Zhang Yang went back to the room to get some clothes, said just one word to Bai Wanqing, and ran out in a hurry!After Bai Wanqing saw Zhang Yang running out, she breathed a sigh of relief! Like a thief, she took a pair of white underwear to the wash. The underwear was stained with red. She accidentally dyed it. Bai Wanqing was always worried about being seen by Zhang Yang. In that case, she would be very embarrassed... …..!Zhang Yang found Zhou Jingwen, who was in the vehicle control room of No. 18 bus!"Asshole, you killed me this time...!" Seeing Zhang Yang appear in front of her, she pulled Zhang Yang aside and
"Defuse bombs, what else can you do? This is human life, we can't let you do whatever you want!" Zhang Yang snorted coldly, "I don't have time to play with you now. After I defuse the bomb, I can play with you slowly!" ""You know how to defuse bombs?" Zhou Jingwen asked unconvincingly."I can't, can you!" Zhang Yang didn't seem to want to have a good conversation with Zhou Jingwen, he asked directly."I……!"To be fair, Zhou Jingwen really doesn’t know how to defuse bombs!"I'm a professional bomb disposal expert, you can investigate my identity!" Zhang Yang snorted coldly, "It's just that we don't have the time now, so you evacuate everyone, just in case...!""What if something happens? There is still someone in the car!" Zhou Jingwen became anxious. She suddenly remembered that there was still someone in the car and we couldn't let Zhang Yang do anything wrong!"Don't move. If you move again, you will really explode!" Zhang Yang sai
"You are a gangster!" Zhu Shan was so angry with Zhang Yang that she held her chest with both hands to prevent Zhang Yang from looking at her. A layer of anger appeared on her pretty face, "How can our company have employees like you? They are so unqualified! ""Is there something wrong with me praising your breasts?" Zhang Yang said seriously, "You know, the most beautiful thing about a woman is her breasts. Why do the breasts grow in the front? It's to prove their beauty to men. Men appreciate women. It is precisely because he admires this woman that many art masters in the world regard women’s breasts as the most beautiful part of a woman...""Really?" When Zhu Shan heard what Zhang Yang said, she began to believe it and looked at Zhang Yang."Of course, your breasts are beautiful. I am judging from the perspective of art appreciation!" Zhang Yang said seriously, "I am planning to write a book about how to make a woman's breasts more beautiful... !”
Several staff from the planning department also made bids one after another as they passed by!These people are all afraid of chaos in the world, and they just want Zhang Yang to make a fool of himself!"That's a lot of money. Well, I'm coming over!" Zhang Yang twisted his neck and strode directly towards Bai Wanqing and Li Kexin who were eating!Uh-huh!Zhang Yang stood beside the two of them, and when this sound came from his mouth, Bai Wanqing and Li Kexin turned their attention to Zhang Yang's tree!Zhang Yang said with a smile, "I just want to ask you something...are you lesbians?""What, say it again!" Bai Wanqing didn't hear clearly."I just asked you if you are lesbians...!" Zhang Yang said loudly again.Zhang Yang had a band-aid on his face and followed Li Kexin into the elevator."Have you brought everything with you...?" Li Kexin asked with a bad look on her face."I brought them all...!"The elevato
"Say it again!" Zhang Yang's eyes widened."Say it again, just say it again, Zhang Yang, you like men!" Li Kexin said very loudly."You said I like men? Okay, then I'll prove it to you, I like women!" Zhang Yang threw the clothes in his hand on the chair and strode towards Li Kexin!"what are you doing……!""What do you think? Of course I have to prove that I am interested in women. Li Kexin, there are only two of us here, so don't be shy. I will make you ecstasy. I want you to feel for yourself. In the end, I Do you like men or women...?" Zhang Yang said seriously.In fact, Zhang Yang did nothing but scare Li Kexin!Li Kexin was indeed frightened. She held her chest with both hands and put on a posture of resistance. But when she saw that Zhang Yang didn't make any further moves, she burst into laughter!He said with a look of sudden realization, "I knew you wouldn't do anything to me!"Zhang Yang ignored Li Kexin and walked to