Presumptuous

Matt

"Yeah. I'm fine, and I met the old coot on Wednesday when I went up to the office to tell Erica I was in town. He brought her a large vase thing full of flowers. Seems like he's got his eye on a much younger woman. Mine."

"Oh shit. Seriously?" Damon chuckled.

"It's not funny. He's the kind of man she deserves." I sat back and held in a sigh.

"How do you know the type of man she deserves? You're being a presumptuous cock, by the way."

"Thanks. That's almost a compliment coming from you." I got up and wiped my hands down the front of my shirt.

"Fix this shit with Erica or I'm going to fix it for you. There's only room for one asshole in the family, and I'm the older brother. I get first dibs."

I smiled. "This is true. I'm working on it. It's not as easy as you think."

"Oh, I'm well aware. You and Kendal have been all over me to fix my problems with Beth, but it's a little more complicated than a 'sorry’, right?"

Kendal was Damon's best friend from college, and just happened to be t