CHAPTER 101

Thank the Lord above for HR. Mia didn’t think she’d ever thought those words before or would again, but right at that moment she would have gladly gotten down on the ground and prostrated herself before Becca, the HR manager, for saving her from the meeting from H-E-double-L.

“Okay, so this is your security access card,” Becca said handing Mia a branded ‘The Playbook’ card similar to the visitor one she got from reception earlier. “Don’t lose it or Carter will lose his shit. It’s a big deal to get a new one and, you know, deactivate the old one, so it’s best just to make sure you don’t lose it.”

Mia nodded, taking the card and slipping it into the special pocket of her handbag where she kept all her important stuff.

“I need you to sign these contracts and read through all this stuff from the Fair Work Ombudsman and our workplace policies on bullying, sexual harassment, etcetera. We need your tax file number and your bank account details so we can pay you, and your firstborn chil